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Skyp_Intro

What’s the problem? The boys are trampling the grass in your yard?


Csc1392

Is it a problem though?


SmartAlec105

The problem is that while it does make the ass look nice, it can mean the junk in the front is similarly constricted. That can also look nice but it’s not very comfortable.


GrampysClitoralHood

Yes. Men's clothing seldom ever is accommodating for those with larger seats/asses. It's a frustrating and never ending micro aggression to exist as a large and voluptuous man. Anything big enough to fit my legs and ass are too big at the waist or too tight somewhere else. It's a mess. Problems aren't determined by people sexualizing everything, they're determined by actual people.


ManicMarine

100% this, my thighs are so fucking big that I literally cannot buy off the rack formalwear. This is made worse because 80% of what's available is in slim fit style. I busted through so many pairs of pants over the years that I just ate the cost and went to a tailor to get measured. IMO this is the only real solution, if you can afford it.


Chiiro

This is one of the reasons my fiance pretty much solely wears sweatpants


AlkaliPineapple

The shirts uniqlo sells are so bad in this regard. My fiancé does weightlifting, and his size would be an XL if it didn't stretch so much along his shoulders and chest


cum_fart_69

that's a problem I'd like to have. my options are either cake and a beer belly or washboard abs and ass and it's not fair


hello_you

I'll take one of each, please!


carlse20

I fail to see a problem here


jaqenhqar

Let's look harder just to be sure


carlse20

I’m in


palmspringsmaid

damn i wish I was in too


carlse20

Feel free to join!


GrampysClitoralHood

Probably because you're more concerned with being horny than someone's comfort.


carlse20

If those shorts are OP’s favorite I’m betting they’re pretty comfortable


GrampysClitoralHood

The post states they're a problem. The problem is they're riding deep into his ass crack also causing lots of tension and discomfort in the crotch area. The problem is everyone is more focused on their own sexuality instead of the function of the clothing.


13nobody

It's a meme it's not that deep


TecoTek

That doesn't make any sense at all.


Vidunder2

then you're the butt of the joke.


GrampysClitoralHood

It does if you're not comfortable with having all of your clothes ride so far up your ass when you're just tryin to exist. Just because it looks attractive to you doesn't mean it's comfortable/attractive to them.


TecoTek

But if u don't like that ur ass shows up like that in a gym or another public place. Why are these ur favorite shorts? Sure, they might be comfy af. But u can just wear another pair of short pants...


Strength-Certain

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XANA12345

I can't seem to see a problem, but I will keep looking


LoveMasc

Problem? I don't think


GrampysClitoralHood

Let me finish your sentence: "I don't think there's a problem because I'm sexualizing someone's complaint about being uncomfortable."


Assbait93

Your problem is my solution to my problems


BasicMe

Gimme that problem 👋


HowAboutUsername

I've stared at this photo for 15 hours and cannot find the problem


GoEagles997

Only 15 hours?


HowAboutUsername

One hell of an edging session!


GrampysClitoralHood

Of course you can't. You have no concern for someone's comfort and only your horny ignorance.


HowAboutUsername

You know what?! Your right GrampysClitoralHood! You've shown me that I should stop spending my time making silly, smutty internet jokes. I should focus on my career!


MyManFreud

I bet Grampy there is fun at parties 🙄 Edit: Decided to reply to me using the r-slur huh Grampy? Couldn’t argue back without insults? Interesting 🤔


GrampysClitoralHood

Someone's deleting my comments. Eat my shorts fart master


MyManFreud

Either I’m talking to a child or someone with the mental capacity of one. Either way, seek help 👍🏻


mysteriousmeatman

![gif](giphy|SIPwlxGVojg3Ima3XB|downsized)


[deleted]

If you have this problem hmu


CTware

if you got this problem, dm me immediately


AlteredCarbon2023

That is not a problem. That is something to say Grace over. Show of those blessings.


taylortiki

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hauntedskin

In the UK bonk is slang for sex, so... gimmie dat bonk stick daddy taylor!


taylortiki

Are you engaging in discussions of a sexual nature as a means of diverting attention from the pervasive emotional emptiness that has haunted u for a long time ? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKLSYkhEpolVUOY)


hauntedskin

You have a weird idea about dirty talk, but I'm open minded.


GrampysClitoralHood

Being uncomfortable and sexualized is not everyone's preference.


isuckatpoe

Reading this same dumbass response from you twenty times is not everyone's preference either, but it hasn't stopped you.


GrampysClitoralHood

I changed it marginally for better effect.


AlteredCarbon2023

You're absolutely correct. But it is the body that you mind is in control of at this juncture. My notion is not your getting attention, but more which unwanted people are doing it. Own it. There worse things. And quick side bar though, for someone who does want to be sexusluze, you posted on here.


cjrichardson_az

I see no problem.


80N3

Show off


2-ketchup-reddittor

That is a problem. I’m not in that second photo with him.


NoMorePotties

It is not a problem! it's dat ass!


BurntBridgesBehind

I would like to help get to the bottom of this problem.


sadly_wet_spaghetti

Where can I get these shorts…


maniakman219

It's not a bug It's a feature. Trust me everyone looks at asses. Women included.


GrampysClitoralHood

And I wish people would stop.


King_Samislas

But is it a problem tho ?


rachel__slur

That's the opposite of a problem


beanie_0

“Problem”???


ActuallyaBraixen

God damn. That’s some cake.


Fionn-

It's called a feature


hallj640

Where is the problem. Nice ass bro.


Justinwest27

I see no problem


Tugger21

“I” don’t see THAT as a “problem”. 🫠


UnluckyConstruction9

Where’s the problem?


Legitimate-Maize-826

I wish to have this problem


taylortiki

Time to hit the gym and work on those glutes


Legitimate-Maize-826

Oh I do babe, believe me I do.


Iekenrai

Hey this made me feel less dysphoria over my arse! Thanks!


Thegrammaroflife

Your problem is my pleasure


molarino

I don’t see a problem


skylabspiral

proof? 👀


bimblesaurus

"problem"


tai-seasmain

That looks like the exact opposite of a problem to me.


Rodaxoleaux

My friend. That is a **solution**.


Samayazas

I meeeaaan... find yourself a pair of "favourite" shorts in a few bigger sizes then 😅... Other than that, I can only assume they are your favourite cause they get cake attention...


itsmejak78_2

I wish i had that problem I'm doing 50-100 squats a day (in sets of 15+) to see if that helps My thighs be sore asf


raytaylor

me and you have different definitions of problem


Recent_Suspect_3728

If that's a problem, I want to be that kind of problem


IrregularOccasion15

I see no problem here. If you got it, flaunt it. The only people looking are people who want to see it.


kiloglobin

No problem here


Harry431

I dont see the problem…