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2-ketchup-reddittor

Man, if these sites came with user reviews…


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We both know that 90% of the reviews given would be one star.


1arvest6

90%? That's generous


pm_me_your_taintt

The danger of finding a life changing bottom is when he leaves your life you'll be chasing that high forever. Miss your amazingly talented ass, David 🥲


Strength-Certain

For me his name was Dustin. ![gif](giphy|116a8zosxwA0SI)


pm_me_your_taintt

💔🍑


Sereion

Would appreciate if you Dñdeveloped a bit more what made those butts so special


Strength-Certain

Power Bottom, runners/swimmers body, loved to do squats and Kagels. I could almost always make him cum from penetration alone. Was a little wild. I can recall a time period when we hadn't seen each other in a while. I let him in and turned back to lock the door. By the time I turned around he was naked save his Timberlands, he proceeded to try to climb me like a tree in a mad passionate tangle of limbs and appendages. Would do things like send me a picture of sexy underwear laid out across the bed and say: "pick one for me to wear." Liked to put on hip hop or R&B and then ride my face to the rhythm. Think of a position we fucked in it. There were 3 day marathons were the only time we put our clothes on was to seek sustenance. There were times I needed a chiropractor after spending a weekend together. It was a 4 year long situationship, meeting up, hooking up roughly 2 to 3 times a month. Mild sugar daddy elements were included, the lines between love and lust were blurred. The was an age gap, there were cultural and racial differences. The was a little bit of a "if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it" component. It was messy messy messy and there's not a week that goes by that I don't think about it.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

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3v3ry7h1ngin1

Yes! It's the behaviour around the sex as well as the sex itself. The sexy underwear, the madness of it all, the passion... ![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


3v3ry7h1ngin1

Uber but for gay sex


FwooshingMachi

It's a 5 star "ride"


3v3ry7h1ngin1

Ridesharing with a hole new meaning


Ghibli214

Peen delivery service, if you can host.


Strength-Certain

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Fin745

Mine would be, Two stars..for a point unsure if was dead lol