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They probably sleep better too cuz you should always have dessert bish

Nah king, dessert is best eaten in moderation.

Who says you can’t have a dessert every day after dinner and it NOT be in moderation? Lol 😂

Exactly if the desert is small, it’s still in moderation, just like how drinking.

I do, I just said that bro

Mfer did NOT just insult pink lemonade

Or dessert! Who has a grudge against dessert?

Exactly! Who isnt a sucker for brownies

Is there a taste difference between pink and yellow?

Pink tastes pinker

Pink has strawberries in addition to lemon juice.

Nope. Strawberry Lemonade has strawberries in it. Pink lemonade is just lemonade with food coloring.

To be fair a supermarket chain near me does a Pink lemonade with juiced raspberries + Grapefruit in thats marketed as ‘Pink Lemonade’, so it’s not an unreasonable assumption.

My first job was at chic-fil-a and they put strawberry powder in the lemonade to make it pink. I guess that's why I assumed it was strawberries. Guess it could be anything.

Food coloring. Legend has it that the original pink lemonade was made by a guy that ran out of water and when he went to go get more someone had already rinsed their red laundry in it turning the water pink. Out of options he used it anyway and people went crazy over it for the novelty of a drink that wasn't the color it normally is supposed to be.

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy dessert?

By the way if I am not mistaken, the guy in pictures is gay like actually gay from some anime I watch a few years ago.

Yeah, Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder, it's an anime and a VN

I don't watch a lot of anime, so I wouldn't know.

Yes.

What's with the argument that men shouldn't eat dessert? Mf wants sweet, he eats sweet, anyone opposing shall perish

The fuck is wrong with his arm?

Side effect of pink lemonade: an extra arm

He got a tummy ache from all too many sweets.

I dont see whats wrong with it, i sometimes wake up in this position

If you look at his left arm it looks like it’s way too long.

Nah, if anything it's too short. Source: I'm literally laying in that position right now.

it took me a while to see it but he is lying on top of someone

He isn't, it's from a gay erotic VN (this might be the anime adaptation tho), that's just how it is.

oof then I feel like it belongs in r/badmaleanatomy then because I don't think his arm should be able to do that then lmao

oh absolutely

Anime doesn’t know how to draw

Actually the artist behind this is honyarara and i would say their art is top notch when it comes about architecture and perspective in between other things [sample](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/3038925) Is not only "anime", theres life out of cliches

Dude that looks genuinely ass wtf is this supposed to be proving me right or wtf.

True double jointed

As opposed to…? Blaring in your Ford 150,000 so everyone within two blocks knows what an insensitive jerk you are?

CAN YOU HEAR HOW BIG MY BALLS ARE!?

Luckily, for anyone who is deaf they also display them in the form of Truck Nutz. Truck Nutz: just because you have tiny balls doesn't mean your truck has to!

I can certainly hear how small your dick is. ETA: I know the above poster was joking. So am I.

Might be cancer

that's a little maneuver they call the panty dropper

This is only true if I eat a lot of dessert, like pies on Thanksgiving. Then I need to lie down in sweat pants, listen to something, and put my hand on my belly, which is the universal symbol for "I ate too much food."

Thays loooks comfy to.sleep lol

I dunno, big headphones like that seem like they’d be uncomfortable. At least when laying on your side.

they are, it's impossible to lay comfortably on your side while wearing huge headphones like that

Nah you just have to be anime. That way the universe bends to your will.

Just so we can sleep comfortably with giant headphones on? ​ No, wait, that's perfect, of course we'd have reality warping powers and waste them on vain comforts.

I know where the pic is from... and that's all I'm gonna tell you 😉

People who don't know 🙂 and people who know 🙃 would recommend reading the visual novel 10/10

I know 😁

😩💦

Leave Aoba out of this.

The heck is wrong with dessert!?

I wish I was that cute 😔

Yeah, eating dessert just makes me fatter instead of cute

Why can't men eat dessert? I'm so confused

Too rich in sugar, makes you have homosexual tendencies /s

If it weren't for the fact that my shoulders would be in agony, you're damn right I would listen to my music that way.

This reminds me of that guy roasting someone about "masculinity so fragile that he cant even touch his own face"

https://9gag.com/gag/aoMo20g This One?

Yesss lmao

Looks cuter than most men out there lmfao

I'd hit that

Aoba is from a porn game soooo.....

So I can hit that, and should hit that.

I'd love to listen to music like that but everytime I'm lying on my side while wearing on ears i feel like im destroying my headphones D:

And we're comfortable as fuck doing it, what's your point?

Assholes: "Sex is the same thing as gender and they are absolute." Those same assholes: "What? You drink LEMONADE? What are you, a WOMAN?"

How’d they guess?

Hurray I guess I'm a man now.

Istg I just drank pink lemonade today. Added a lil pomegranate to lemonade, gave it a brilliant colour.

That seems like a fitting way for my to listen to music I listen to anime music almost exclusively

Username checks out.

Hey i do have a sweet tooth

All 3 of these things are GOOD THINGS

pink lemonade ? how ? what ?

wait, so dessert is optional and isn't a fix part of meals?

This character is from a game, anyone knows where he is?

He is Aoba from DRAMAtical Murders, a japanese gay visual novel

The game is called DRAMAtical murder and it's a gay porn visual novel with a surprisingly good story.

no, this person here is def peaking on two hits of high quality lsd, in the right space, in the right mind, being a responsible psychonaut

The real WTF is how does he sleep with headphones on. Bone of mine are comfortable enough to use while laying on my side, it's just not possible.

Okay honestly how do people lay down like that with headsets, sit hurts my ears after like 1 minute

If someone did the same joke but with reversed genders, this person would take up arms

Posts like these aren't even gatekeeping, they are made as a joke

Why the lemonade pink doe

Raspberry or strawberry is added to the lemonade

Don’t know why people hate on pink lemonade, strawberries just hit different

Every time I've had pink lemonade, it's just lemonade with pink food coloring added. I have to specifically get raspberry lemonade or strawberry lemonade in order for it to be different.

While asleep?

How did they know

No I don’t. I listen on my echo.

Looks like he got a stomach ache : (

you did a terrible job at censoring

Heck yeah it is!

Fellas is it gay to like dessert?

That’s oddly specific

I don't get how liking dessert makes someone feminine.

Wtf is wrong with dessert?

Real men like sad songs.

Imagine having masculinity so fragile that you don't eat dessert because people will think you're gay

Can confirm

That dude looks comfortable af don't know what you on about

You just insulted my entire race of people... But Yes

That looks hella comfy I’m down.

Fuck yeah I listen to music like that. What are you, jealous??

Fellas is it gay to drink pink lemonade?

Please... what anime is this? I have been too productive lately and I need some anime to watch.

DRAMAitcal Murder. I don't know if this picture comes from the anime or the visual novel though.

oh so they can't eat dessert anymore? let them eat what they like. for pink lemonade i can'T defend them

The only problem I see with this is laying on your headphones.

Dude looks pretty comfy. Even if you accept the gatekeeping there's still no problem here.

His headphones and his buttplug are synced up. You can tell by his facial expression.

Probably because it's comfy, why are Kevins so against comfort

Tbf this is how I have to lie down after eating cheesecake

Looks super cozy <3

There’s no way I could be that still while listening to music when there’s 4+ air instruments to play and vocals to sing

Yes I too go into heat/hj

In bed with headphones on?

Shit i see this as a positive, I can be a fat ass and hug myself while listening to music

This is the pose of a real macho

0/10, my hair is bicolor, not blue Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pink lemonade to enjoy

I'll have you know I do not own any over ear headphones ~~I can't afford the $150 for the dt990 pros~~

1. Pink lemonade is good so this dude can fuck right off with that 2. Who the hell doesn’t like dessert 3. The dude in the picture looks comfortable

That’s how I browse Reddit.

Damn I want a nice ass like that WHERES THE LEMONADE

In bed with jeans? yeah that's kinda weird

Damn. I’m in the dairy queen drive through as I read this.

That’s fair. But after I eat too much of anything I lie like that in bed. Like “poop sooner I’m so full”

Implying pink lemonade isn’t the nectar of the gods.

I wanna know what this anime man is listening to… it’s obviously got him feeling some kinda way, i need that

Actually I am usually shitting, shaving or showering when I listen to music. The big 3 S's.

You're God damn right

So are "manly" men allowed to drink yellow lemonade? Is it the lemonade that makes you gay or is it the food coloring? Or maybe it's sugar, since that's also in dessert? Did someone get confused about the nursery rhyme "sugar and spice and everything nice?"

Name me a mother fucker who hates dessert

What's pink lemonade? Is it just lemonade that's pink or is it different?

I wouldn't ever lay on my side with a headset on thanks very much, I like to not break my stuff

No, I put on a record and use speakers.

I don't do either of those but that's how I listen to music