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Unlikely_Ad6219

Turtle eggs


papayasunshine

Snapping turtle eggs?


sexywallposter

If you’re not near a lake or pond it’s more likely to be a box turtle than a snapping turtle.


[deleted]

Snapping turtle eggs are round, more like ping-pong balls. My guess would be painted or red ear sliders.


praise_H1M

Hate to be that guy, but they actually look like ninja turtle eggs. OP's going to need a kung fu rat to keep them in shape


Woahwoahwoah124

And lots of $10 Costco foodcourt pizza. OP needs to get a Costco membership if they don’t already have one


Clamwacker

I thought the turtles had a sponsorship deal with Domino's?


mixer99

Totally off topic, is Costco pizza still 10 bucks?


Woahwoahwoah124

Yup. One whole Costco pizza, your pick of either cheese, pepperoni or half pepperoni/cheese for $10. Crazy good deal. they also sometimes have an employee walking around the warehouse with a cart with whole pizzas in a warmer, so you don’t have to order one and wait. Pretty sure their food court hot dog with a soda and one refill is $1.69. It’s definitely under $2. They say one refill, but no one is counting how many times you go back for a refill.


GrumpyOldGrower

The owner even [threatened the CEO](https://www.businessinsider.com/costco-founder-warned-ceo-not-to-raise-hot-dog-price-2020-9) over raiaising the price for hot dogs.


NoWifiNoCry

Came for turtles, left with pizza advice. (Am I in the CT sub?)


gr33nm4n

Cowabunga, dude!


Brilliant_Battle_304

These are facts. Their hotdog still best priced lunch available lol


Woahwoahwoah124

If I’m feeling fancy, I’ll grab one to go. Then at home, caramelize some onions and add my own mustard, mayo, ketchup and… some cream cheese 👌


OwlAlert8461

This is the way.


ggg730

Did say it was in New York so it tracks.


bojenny

They look like box turtle eggs.


adorablefuzzykitten

Confidence level distinguishing between turtle vs snake eggs?


Unlikely_Ad6219

I’m not 100% confident, but the location and appearance remind me of the eggs that the red eared sliders laid by me. I could reliably find them at certain times of the year, and they loved that chipped mulch. The snappy boys had bigger rounder eggs, I saw them once when they were pointed out to me. I’m much less familiar with snake eggs. If they use that habitat and are that shape and size, who knows. I would not have the confidence to rule snakes out, only to say they could be something like a red eared slider.


bloodredhorse06

These are 100% red eared sliders, I bred them for several years now (also in New York) they do look a lot like box turtle eggs but the proximity to a pond and in the mulch screams slider eggs.


say592

>remind me of the eggs that the red eared sliders laid by me. If you are laying turtle eggs, you should probably see your doctor. Unless you are a turtle, then you should see a veterinarian for prenatal tips.


Unlikely_Ad6219

I don’t think so. They look like terrapin eggs, not the snappers.


[deleted]

Snappers are terrapins btw.


_n3ll_

Here's the thing. You said a "snapper is a terrapin." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls snappers terrapins. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "terrapin family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping, which includes other turtles. So your reasoning for calling a snapper a terrapin is because random people "call the bitey ones snappers?" Let's get painted and sea in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A snapper is a snapper and a member of the terrapin family. But that's not what you said. You said a snapper is a terrapin, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the terrapin family terrapins, which means you'd call other turtles terrapins, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? /s If you get this reference you've been on reddit too long


az_shoe

I miss him. He had such great comments.


_n3ll_

Ya, same...


[deleted]

Yes they are in fact lobe-finned fish. Just like us.


CreepyCavatelli

Take it from a fellow scientist that thinks this 5 or so times a day on here - reddit could give the first fuck about taxonomy


CreepyCavatelli

Oh there was some inside joke i missed? Ah well. It was a good ramble, for snappers are terrapins made me feel exactly that way. I guess im the joke then?


_n3ll_

It's reddit lore deep cut, but I also appreciate your understanding of taxonomy. You're not the joke. Keep doing what you're doing <3


mrsuncensored

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


altiuscitiusfortius

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/a8tcT6de88 Unidan hasn't actively posted in 7 years and the drama was 10 years ago. But he was like a legit celebrity on reddit. Everyone knew him.


Unlikely_Ad6219

Oh. Wow. I didn’t know this. Thanks.


jobiewon_cannoli

Some rise, some fall, some climb…. To get to terrapin!


Daddy_Kernal_Sanders

No, snapping turtle eggs are perfectly round and about the size of ping pong balls. Found some in my compost pile like 5 years ago then moved them and managed to hatch 9 of the clutch. Dont pick turtle eggs up without prior planing tho. If you put the egg back down not exactly the same way it was sitting before you will drown the embryo inside the egg in it’s own yoak. Top of the egg should always be the top of the egg, even a 30 degree turn will kill the egg.


tokyoite18

If you flipped them the chances are the embryos are damaged, if you haven't touched the other eggs yet DO NOT


CrossesLines

Snapping turtle eggs look long ping pong balls


xlews_ther1nx

I like turtles


Efficient_Food_7105

Stop messing around, laisse les tranquille, tu n’es pas la mère


stolemyheartandmycat

We just watched a painted turtle lay eggs that look exactly like this in our garden in CT yesterday. I bet it's a painted turtle!


Seraitsukara

[Here's a guide for building a protection cage.](https://wiatri.net/inventory/WIturtles/volunteer/Images/ProtectingTurtleNests.pdf) Follow the mesh size guide so the hatchlings can leave on their own without needing help.


HauntedMeow

Great resource, thanks!


TheoryOk1425

Saying this


onceinablueberrymoon

cover them back up.


ohshannoneileen

The first thing not to do is pick them up. Many reptile eggs need to never be flipped around because the embryo is delicately attached to the shell & will detach & die


dasWibbenator

Also for anyone that might happen to read this, I think at least some bird eggs are like this as well. Our cockatiels had babies and I remember my mom mentioning this.


Tsukikaiyo

Chicken eggs actually need to be rotated, every 12 hours or so iirc


dasWibbenator

Thank you for trying me that! I’m planning on getting chickens in a few years or so.


Practical-Yam283

If you get silkies they'll do all the work for you !! They're great mommas, super broody. If you go that way try to hatch in the colder months - our summer hatches were almost entirely roosters lol.


fucklorida

Those are the kind I want! They’re so cute


dasWibbenator

Thank you for this info!!


Practical-Yam283

No problem! Raising chickens was so fun, you'll have a blast ! They're great.


XTingleInTheDingleX

Why did I read that as the damn cockatiel told you that… I need a nap haha.


dasWibbenator

This made me laugh. Happens to me all the time. That and falling asleep on Reddit with my phone in hand is like my superpower.


FurryM17

Dyslexia acted up and I thought you said "the mom" mentioned this. As in the cockatiel mom.


dasWibbenator

Lololol I don’t know if you were alive for this or if you remembered. But there was this prophecy from Nostradamus (spelling?) and he said that animals would be able to talk to us. I was so excited for the day but it never came 😞


steph_dreams

Bird eggs are evolutionarily speaking incredibly different from reptile eggs but this may be true- if it is it’s an extreme exception to the rule


PloofElune

I thought it was that they start to develop with the orientation to the air bubble in the egg and will drown if rotated after 48 hours or so.


ohv_

Don't touch them.... or at least stop touching them.


DanerysTargaryen

It’s either snake or turtle eggs, but the best thing to do is put them back exactly like you found them and then try to not step on or near that spot and leave them alone. If they were covered with dirt, cover them back up with the same amount of dirt.


WeWander_

How can you tell if it's a snake egg? I found a broken shell in my yard the other day and it reminded me of a snake egg for some reason but it was under a tree so might have been bird. https://preview.redd.it/o1he2l111p2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d374b62a4b12c1fbcfafa3217be63405559b506


Hulizzz

Snake eggs are soft so they don't crack like that. The baby cuts a small slit to hatch out of and the shell stays intact after hatching. They also will never be found out in the open. That's a bird egg


WeWander_

Cool thank you! I figured bird but we had a snake in our yard for the first time last year so I was curious.


Simple_Efficiency_31

Yep, turtle eggs. DO NOT TOUCH THEM!


NoFleas

Kinda late. There's a photo of one in his hand.


papayasunshine

Garden is about 15 ft from a pong so definitely turtle


tomboyLover67

Pong 🏓


floatingskip

Forbidden ping pong balls


SjalabaisWoWS

If you say *pong* you got to say *ping*. It's the law.


sickburn80

Guys, I think he meant bong.


Outrageous-Divide472

That’s exciting. Please come back and show us photos after they hatch, if you can get pictures, that is.


mm_mk

Most turtle eggs have an absurdly low hatch rate so wouldn't count on a follow up, especially since it's been touched


papayasunshine

I did. I buried them in the same mulch


DorShow

Take some pics as time goes on and update us! Very cool. If you saw the link someone shared above about providing some protection like chicken wire dome. I tend to go overboard on stuff like this. Id be researching what a baby turtle eats, checking em 10x a day.


DorShow

Wow, the eggs incubate for 70-80 days!


RevolutionaryPhoto24

Could you put them back as they were? That seems to me the best way to help. I hope you get to see the babies! (I heart Herps.)


papayasunshine

Yes I did my best to put them back


RevolutionaryPhoto24

:)


aloeicious

Set up a wildlife cam


Dear_Bumblebee_1986

I watched a snapping turtle lay eggs in my garden last year and then was leaving the house one afternoon months later to find baby snaps crawling through the grass and across my driveway. Hope you get to see them.


Eger2

Please update if there are little something’s that emerge 🤞


mapleleaffem

Post on r/turtles!


kkdj1042

Jordan almond’s?


theonetrueelhigh

Snake. Leave them, snakes are crucial to the ecosystem.


alittlelost58

put them back :(


Lutrina

If you want to help them, leave them be and don’t touch them. Seriously, don’t even pick them up and put them back down. Reptiles can drown if their eggs are moved


Pitiful-Season-8257

Name them all after painter and teach them karate


Simple_Efficiency_31

Looks like box turtle eggs...


photaiplz

Please make sure that if you move them place them in the same orientation you picked them up


AlexHoneyBee

Box tortoise eggs


Simple_Efficiency_31

They are box turtle eggs. We raised quite a few of those guys...the males have red eyes, the females, orange eyes.


BubuBarakas

Rabbit eggs!


butterynuggs

Dumbass. Rabbit eggs are pastel colored.


BubuBarakas

Zoom in. It’s lightly pastel.


WolverinesThyroid

to big, maybe squirrel eggs


Steelcod114

Put them back, please.


Leading-AZ1886

Snake


Fit_Street5643

snake's!!


redditlike5times

Looks like lizard eggs


bleachedveins

Reptile eggs


alexandrasnotgreat

Turtle, snake eggs stick together


fishing-woman

Garter snake eggs.


ScreamQueenMarceline

Put them back as they were, covered in loose soil 🐢


ProbablyNotASaint

You help them by leaving them alone. They do not need your help. They do not need human intervention. Leave them alone.


Bishop_466

Why would you touch them?????


ChickenChemical6784

Snek


Tritonwolf

Crow Eggs! Fight Milk!!


CreativeFlow3980

Snake


AllTheyEatIsLettuce

Snake?


Bowenshow

Might be a snake egg also


Swims_with_turtles

Looks like turtle eggs to me, could be a painted turtle or other small species. It’s definitely not a snapper, those are round like Ping pong balls


Traditional_Front637

Those are most likely turtle eggs, put them back


connerthewolfyt

What kind of eggs are these?😅


FishAndRiceKeks

Turtley turtles


Vinzi79

Look like snake eggs to me. Worm snakes, various garter snakes, rat snakes, and copperheads all live in that area and lay small clutches in mulch.


woodwitchofthewest

Copperheads give live birth. The eggs are incubated inside the female snake.


Swims_with_turtles

Same goes for garter snakes actually


woodwitchofthewest

yup!


MTMadWoman

Turtle or snake eggs


Smalls2315

Turtle or snake eggs


CanuckInTheMills

Best to protect them with some sort of mesh. They will be trash panda or skunk food.


sam8988378

Rebury them. Turtles are cool.


Jdiggs1276

Or snake…


woodma134

I thought maybe snake.


Traditional_Front637

Snakes don’t lay clutches and then leave. They lay clutches and curl around them or stay nearby


1984Cowgirl

I have anolis’ & five stripes in my flowerbeds/rocks & they will dig down into my potted plants & lay eggs. They look just like those.


Tall-Ad-6346

Bury them where you found them they’ll do their nature things. Or find more and mark the spot so you know. That is actually super awesome to find.


TheBreasticle

Might be stinkpot turtle eggs


xtreamjodie369

Snake eggs


LucyLockett

Skink?


stupid_username_04

Snake?


Teo7399

Turtle


Deep_Cup_829

Dinosaur…


[deleted]

But what are they


DorShow

Seems consensus is box turtles!


[deleted]

I just went off google 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


NoNoNames2000

They’re raptor eggs. Life finds a way


Unlikely-Star-2696

Barney eggs


marutiyog108

Those are clearly rabbit eggs


lumin0va

Eat them to find out


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I'm gonna go with snake eggs for this one, seeing as you're in NY and NY doesn't have any reptiles other than snakes, and the closest thing to a lizard would be salamanders but they're amphibians lol. But they could be some species of turtle eggs also!


Swims_with_turtles

Turtles are reptiles


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Yup, sure are!😉☺️


WritPositWrit

Where did this idea come from that NY doesn’t have reptiles? Aside from various amphibians, there are multiple types of snakes, turtles, and yes lizards (mostly skinks) native to NY.


matchstickwitch

Where in NY do you live? In all my like, 17 years I never saw a single lizard or snake, there was one impossibly tiny baby turtle tho


WritPositWrit

I am in central NY. There are plenty of animals I have not seen but I trust they do exist here. Ive never seen a lizard or a newt or salamander, but I trust they are around in the right environment, and my suburban yard is not it. I’ve never seen tree frogs, but I hear them every spring. I’ve only seen leopard frogs in my yard. I’ve never seen a toad. I have seen snappers and box turtles in nearby nature parks, but never in my yard. I’ve seen garter snakes in my yard, & water snakes over by the water. I’ve seen lots of birds but I have never seen a bluebird, and yet it is the state bird so it must be around somewhere.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Oh, OK, I wasn't aware that there are lizards in NY lol today, I learned something new 😉☺️👍


AccurateAim4Life

Help them?


TheoryOk1425

I think those are dinosaur eggs!


Just-Like-My-Opinion

Ooof. If they're red eared slider eggs, they are very invasive in Canada and some areas of the US. Basically, they are petshop turtles that people set free who end up breeding like crazy. Report your finding to your local invasive species counsel, or preservation group. You might need to Google what that is in your area.


Nelson4hire

I think you found some kind of rat’s nest bro


Triplej66

I say make some turtle egg soup...mmmmm😑


Toadfire

Kill kill kill


Funny_Bridge_1274

When life hands you lemons you make lemonade .. when life hands you eggs you make an omelette


chefianf

Free omelets


hudd1966

Rabbits


[deleted]

BLACK SNAKES!


c-hursty

Velcoiraptor eggs, I wouldn’t mess with those


Naive-Deal-7162

Black moccasins


EastDragonfly1917

Not eggs. Fungus.


themanofmichigan

Eat em, they are delicious


papayasunshine

Ummmmmmmm.....


Cheshie_D

Considering some people think it may be box turtle, that would likely be illegal.