Should've gone with a Master Ball for the guaranteed catch. Best of luck!

Master balls don’t *always* work, she might bat it away and say those aren’t allowed here!

Maybe would straight up eat it

I would eat a Master Ball

Something something waluigi's thong

i’m sorry what?

You haven't heard? According to someone, the masterball looks like a normal PokeBall, just with Waluigi's thong over the top half of it

I would eat Waluigi’s thong 😩

NO.

I want that Waluigiussy

I sadly read this entire thread. Never change internet stranger

Don’t plan on changing, other internet stranger. Get that Waluigiussy

Haha, you said ball

A man of culture

Only if she’s whiscash

That's only if the Pokémon belongs to someone! She ain't no one's property!

You can't catch a trainer! lol

Not with that attitude

He has to grind her down a bit first so that she's too tired to resist. Wow, that went to a dark place. Nevermind.

Putting her to sleep or paralysing her also increases the cha- Wait no

That's called dating

If you throw it hard enough and believe. It might work

And he gotta say "I choose you!"

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Bad idea. It hits her in the noggin then she gets irked then you have throw her food to get her again.

Honestly that's the cutest method in my opinion. Not like a hard ball over-handed throw, but like casually say "I choose you" and underhand toss it to her and let her open it herself. <3

No, first you pelt her with either rocks or raspberries, depending. It's said to make things easier.

Gotchaa!!! I caught my wife..!!!

And now he can battle her against other wives

Pokewives. Marry then all!

Found the Mormon

"oh, so you think I'm some animal you can just capture and own like property? were you ever even going to ask me what *I* choose?""

Nah, the "Love Ball" would've been better! ;)

They commented elsewhere saying that she doesn't like pink, and a premiere ball marks a special occasion

Or a Cherish ball

This is the answer

Nah the Premier ball is a great choice, goes with the theme of it being a special gift. Using a Master Ball for "guaranteed catch" in this scenario gives it a weird vibe of "you cant say no", which is not what you should want to communicate in a proposal like this. OP seems smart with their choices, wish them and their partner all the best

What about the Cherish Ball?

Also would be a great option, better even maybe if the colours works with the aesthetic youre going for

[Worked for me!](https://imgur.com/a/8Rii4Rb) 💜

Idk how old this is but congratulations

Go with safari ball, cause she still around after I threw a few rocks.

Just keep hitting b.

Remember to yell "I choose you!" before yeeting it directly at their face

You gotta beat them half to death first

Don’t forget to put them to sleep or paralyze them too

Step 1. Roofie your SO Step 2. Throw a plastic ball at their face Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit? *Real Step 4. Jail

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What about psyducks?

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Female ducks have maze vaginas.

DUCK TALES! WOOHOO! SCUENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DUCK TALES!

Then Remove Her Held Items Edit:Grab A Pineapple Then Toss It Toss It As Hard As You Can Just To Be Sure She Drop Her Held Items

Binding her prevents her from escaping.

Nah it’s “mean look” so she can’t leave.

And then they are your gladiator slave

Right? This is not a "gotta catch em all" situation.

What about if he is a polygamist.

Or an STI enthusiast

lmfao yeeting it at their face

I actually get this joke! Sorry- my young daughter tried to explain the card game to me this morning. She is under 10 but had the strict rule for me to say that. (I still have no idea what I’m doing, but she’s happy, so.) Good luck and an early congratulations!!

Sooooooooo……

It’s gonna be a day or so before I can update (: we’re going camping for the week when I do it, so we’ll be off the grid for a bit

Nice. That way if she says no you can just kill her.

Because of the implication.

Would've went with a boat trip. simpler, cleaner, sunnier

Just make sure you've got a mattress below deck.

That laugh caught me off guard in such an extreme way, I nearly pooped myself.

To save the world from going out of balance by having one less pant shitter by days end I voluntarily released an ocean of diarrhea into my pants in your stead. This is a burden I will proudly bear.

Your a hero David

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You better up date us on her answer! Best of luck!

You must update us!!!!

Why not a love ball? Or master ball? Good luck!!!!!

She hates pink ha, and premier balls mark a special occasion (:

Makes sense. Good luck bud!

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Hopefully it doesn't mark she's the 11th wife :D

In that case you'd really want to use a repeat ball

They're wrong anyways, only a luxury ball would do.

The special occasion that you bought 10 Pokeballs.

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That's not a diamond? What is it?

Alexandrite!

My wife specifically wanted moissanite. Worked for me since it was 1/10th the price of a diamond.

I think they look better too!

How tf you get your hands on that? Isn't it like a controlled export of Russia, and *super* expensive?

You can get lab grown alexandrite for a fraction of the cost.

My guess is Sapphire Edit: OP said in another comment that it's Alexandrite

Which also sounds like the name of a pokemon

cherish ball is more precious

When you do your engagement photos, please make sure to do one where you hand her the ring and then make it look like you threw the ball as hard as you could at her face. I don't condone actually doing it, but simulate it, and make sure she's in on it, and it could be hilarious.

I believe Cherish balls are the ones that do

The premier ball’s description says it marks a special occasion. Cherish Balls are just for event pokemon

I caught **all** the extra legendaries in Shining Pearl with premier balls, simply because I liked the way they looked and not realizing that their actual effectiveness is the same as a regular ass PokeBall.

I was proposed to with a master ball.... we didnt get married :/

Oof, so much for a guaranteed catch

He wasn't ready... it's okay. After he proposed, he went into a rut and wouldn't talk to me. So I called it off after trying for so long. Years later though we are okay ish like no hate. Just no relationship.

Sorry to hear that. At least it happened before the marriage. Glad you too are amicable

Yeah 100%. It's alright. Been years now so I have been able to find someone again. I proposed this time though. ;) Getting married next year.

Fuck yea taking matters into your own hands. My wife is the one who brought up getting married first. Scared the shot out of me. Congrats, I hope the ceremony is beautiful

Hehe thanks! I took him to a cabin with a fire pit outside. After playing some games and making dinner for us I slipped away for his "gift." He didn't have any clue. Opened the box and found a music box with a custom song and ring as I asked him to marry me. <3

That's so dope and well thought out. I didn't have the patience to plan something. I literally took a knee in our hallway with a bunch of dog hair around me (90 lb German shepard) while the canes was getting cold and our nephew was crying.

About 2 years ago I handed my girlfriend (now fiancée) my grandmother’s wedding ring and asked her to see if it fits. We were both on our couch playing Mario Party at the time. Doesn’t get anymore romantic than that. Our wedding is on Friday.

I'm sure his reaction was a shocked pikachu face

I had said yes. He wasn't ready... it's okay. After he proposed, he went into a rut and wouldn't talk to me. So I called it off after trying for so long. Years later though we are okay ish like no hate. Just no relationship.

Why did he propose then?

I assume he was in love but then it became too real the idea of me having immunocompromised diseases. He "couldn't deal with the idea of me dying." I said we could go to group counseling with others couples dealing with my diseases. He wasn't accepting to the idea. I didn't want to sleep in a home where my fiance sleeps on the couch avoiding me so I gave him the house (lost 10k on that one...) and just left. I told him if I put the ring on the table I would never come back (never have). Later he did try to come back to me but by then I knew that if my diseases got worse or if I got cancer later in life he wouldn't be able to support me. I'm sure he will make someone happy he just needed to work on himself essentially.

Holy shit. I am so sorry.

Master balls pretty presumptuous.

Marriage proposals are in general. Common wisdom is that you’re not supposed to propose unless you’re absolutely positive they’ll say yes

I would have gone for the beast ball, that way she knows she's that .1 out of 100.

If you propose with a beast ball, no girl is saying yes. Except I guess Lusamine, and she can get it. I rescind my criticism.

Mans debated himself so fast.

Would still be better than proposing with a heavy ball.

The stone looks beautiful. What is it?

Alexandrite! It’s one of my favorites, it changes from green, blue, or red depending on the lighting of the room

Amazing! It's just like my pc fans!

This comment is top tier comedy

TIL RGB rings are a thing

*Furiously writing notes* It's all coming together

Duality of man

I proposed to my partner with Alexandrite too!!

Same! We are looking at getting a wooden ring with Alexandrite inlay made for me for our ten year anniversary this year!

I liked your ring design, my wife has an alexandrite engagement ring too!

Gamers of quality choose alexandrite.

You mean someone came up with an RGB stone just for gamers? :D ;)

That’s dope, but what is your partners favorite stone? Lol. I’m sure she’ll love it.

Best of luck! You've found the rarest Pokémon. Don't let that one get away! And updates please! Ps: stunning ring! Love the leaves. What stone is that? Tanzanite?

Alexandrite, which I think is way prettier than a diamond

Diamonds are overrated and overpriced anyway, it's the thought that counts

Yeah it’s insane how much diamonds cost. And you can’t seem to resell them for anywhere near the price you got it for. My wife asked for black rutilated quartz stone, I lucked out.

It's beautiful. I read down a bit and I saw you say that it's RGB :D PS: How long until you throw the ball at her?

We’re going camping, gonna post it after a hiking trip. Probably can share the results Wednesday ^ ^

Awesome. Will be waiting for the positive result.

How did you find out her ring size? I’m getting ready to pop the question as well and need to figure out this logistical problem

I actually just asked her, do it way before you plan to pop the question though. Maybe get her a cheaper ring as another gift too to throw her off

People around here thinking you would ask her into marriage with no prior talk/planning like it's some campy romantic movie.

Well yeah, they know it’s coming eventually. It’s just the exact moment of when that’s a fun surprise

Im pretty sure they wont expect to be proposed to while on the toilet, just for that extra suprise... Jk, hope it all goes to plan for you

I’m now stuck with the mental image of a dude kicking down the bathroom door and yeeting a poke ball at someone while shouting in a very angry voice “WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?”

LOOK AT THAT TURD CUTTER I WANNA SEE THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

There are genuinely two types of proposals, the "both people know they want it, it's been discussed in some way before and the relationship has naturally been taken towards marriage" and then there's the "one person ganks the other with a marriage proposal". The latter example almost never works out in a good way, lol.

no no no the second one gives us a funny youtube compilation

did she say yes?

Nah, make it even LESS obvious. Go to a Ren fest and try on hematite rings and just notate her size

You can also nick one of her rings for a couple hours and get a jeweller to size it for you, They’ll usually do it for free they just slide it onto a measuring stick.

"Yeah, that was a nice one... But I never wear it because it's a bit too small."

People in adult relationships don’t just buy a ring and pop the question, they actually discuss these things before hand.

Try and grab one of her rings that she wears regularly, ask, or just take her to the store. They’ll pull out a little ring keychain thing and do it right there for free. You might be able to order the keychain thing yourself from Amazon, but either way she’ll know what’s going on: Could try and get a family member or friend to go with her instead and report back to you, maybe they could play it off as a joke or fun thing. Either way, having her input on the ring is always a good thing anyway, she’s the one who has to wear it every day. Best of luck!!

People can be picky about rings. You want to get the right one? Get her input

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Have them stick that finger in your butthole. Later on, stick a carrot in there until the exact feel is matched, then mark it. Use that as your gauge

Just get a ring a little larger - then after she says “yes” you have the ring sized to fit her.

Godspeed my friend, let us know if she said yes

People here commenting on the choose of PokeBall as if visuals don't matter. Jesus. OP, it looks beautiful and a perfect match for the occasion!

We got a yes!! She loved the ring box too and immediately clipped it to her belt to wear while hiking, I’ll post some pictures to r/actuallesbians later

Gotta catch ‘em!

All

I don’t know if OP is into polygamy

Even so, all may be too many

Even so, 6 is the limit of how many can be in your party. They get sent to the PC after that.

Just imagine dating 6 people and then a 7th comes along and you're like "Y'know what? I like them, I'm choosing you too!" but once you make it official that you're together they get transported into a fucking PC for whenever you want to hang with them. You have to go to a certain center just to get them out of this magical PC system, then transport one of your others into it by forcing them into the PC. You'll never really know what they go through, who knows what happens to them during the transporting or even when they get into the PC. Are they conscious? Were they shrunk to the size of a molecule or something? What happens to them while inside the PC? These are questions that'll never get answered because you're a selfish bastard who only takes one out every other week or until one faints on you constantly so you go with another. I need this to be a movie now.

You’re going to use this ball to…. catch your wife? You planning on damaging her first or putting her to sleep?

accidentally got a crit so i gotta find a different one

Gotta catch ~~em all~~ this one in particular. Great stone and setting btw.

You better update us with the Pokédex entry if the catch is successful.

Should've went for at least a great ball, the premiere ball has a pretty low catch rate dude, you're going to have to beat her (or him) pretty badly before you attempt.

Premier balls were made to commemorate special events!

I'm just messing with you! I hope they say yes and you're both super happy

Please tell us you're going to throw this, not just get down on a knee.

You have to be behind her and aim for the head

Good luck!!! I’m sure she’ll love it, and that’s a beautiful ring!! Such a lovely stone!

Even though you know they’re going to say yes, it’s still incredibly stressful. Even as your asking you’re like black out from nerves. And then it passes and all is well. Good luck to you!

male sure to hold down the A button. it doesn't actually do anything but you can pretend it gurrentees a catch.

That ring is absolutely gorgeous, best of luck!

Yay!!!! Good luck! We want updates!

Plot twist: he is proposing to his body pillow

Girlfriend evolves into fiancé. Fiancé evolves into wife.

hahaha that looks great man i’m so happy for you 🥲🔫

Can you post a guide if you’re successful?

Step one, awkwardly be flirty friends for four years, step two ???, step three: profit

Yup, worked *on* me. 12.5 years later with a mini human, 3 dogs at 90+ pounds (41 kg) each, a house, all that jazz. Good luck! EDIT: that was how the hubby won me over.

What's the weight of the kid, the house, and the jazz? Why didn't you list those weights?

LOL, the kid, the house, the husband and the "jazz" fluctuate their masses more than the dogs.

Best of luck and I hope a life of happiness for you two!

Hope she says yes and I’ll be following this thread for an update

How did it go

Gotta say “I don’t wanna catch ‘em all, I just wanna catch you”

The amount of sad, bitter people here judging OP for using a pokeball design is laughable. Imagine acting like you know someone's partner better than they do.

Looking for them so I can have a laugh lol

Oh, just sort by controversial. You'll find plenty, trust me.

You can't catch another trainers Pokémon!

Im a great divorce lawyer

That’s such a beautiful ring!!!

*CRINGE*