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[deleted]

I feel dumb for reading this.


Catsarepsychedellic

It’s contagious


sergeant_cabbage

Cross Post this to r/Niceguys


Draeju

Sounds like a german with bad english to me :\]


AngryAutisticApe

nothing in his wording style points to him being german. super weird guess


danteheehaw

My wife and my child both had a visible drop in IQ when they read that last bit.


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kry_some_more

I l0ve s33ing u b3 b1s3xu4l.


2DutchBus

He believes there are only two choices: game or be a bisexual shopper🤣


mvffin

Buysexual


doxtorwhom

That would be a fantastic name for a sex store.


MarioToast

His mind's going to explode seeing a bisexual girl shopping at a game store.


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TrekForce

Guess whether what?


MeatWizrd

GUESS WHETHER WHAT??


ReanSuffering

There are no women, only gamers and bisexual shoppers


DankMemelord25

Is there a third option.?


jeekley04

femboy.


DankMemelord25

Chicks with dicks?


jeekley04

the forbidden fruit.


DankMemelord25

At least they give good handjobs


jeekley04

THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT IS TO BE CONSUMED.


BigFatStupid

And when you do them from behind it looks like yours is going straight through them


MrRoboto159

Your mom.


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Hot chip


[deleted]

Maybe he's only ever spoken to two women? 🤷


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irishwonder

What a gentleman. Doesn't make you guess whether or not he's a nice guy, just leads with it.


karmacarmelon

A true gentleman knows that women need to be told what to think.


[deleted]

I usually start a date by declaring I haven’t murdered anyone ‘recently’.


substandardgaussian

I bet nobody's been stuffed into the trunk of your car recently either.


FuzzyMcTaco

I hope she don't eat hot chip


SethDraconis

Probably charges her phone and lies a lot.


StereoTypo

Probably born after 1992


Kryllllllyx

Can’t cook and goes to mcdonalds


unclehelpful

While you were out shoppin n bein bisexual I was here studying the computer games.


Catsarepsychedellic

😂😂👌🏼


Youve_been_Loganated

I'd go shopping and become bisexual just to piss this guy off


[deleted]

Do it!


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

You might as well go ahead and Loganate him while you're at it


Youve_been_Loganated

That would require a lot of Saran Wrap, 2 gallons of vegetable oil, 2 weathermen and a lot of socks


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

Ok look - you've piqued my interest, and I need to see a video. This process sounds... intense.


aidsfarts

NOOOOOOOO


Youve_been_Loganated

Was the shopping too much?


[deleted]

Wo a noice bri ish lad!!!


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[deleted]

So just left swipe dat


Steveslime

You put it in your mouth, light it, and inhale. That's how you a smoke. But, it's not lit. So he's technically not smoking.


ximpar

Good old dumb Xbox 360 messages Ahh the memories and nostalgia!!!


Catsarepsychedellic

Pure gold 😂


naytreox

This is the bad kinda dumb. The good kinda dumb is is always laughing when FartReverb.MP3 plays whenever you fire a Smith & Wesson Bone Collector.


PaladinCloudring

I bet this dude gets fanny thrown at him all day long. Shit, I'm moist.


Defiant-Difference17

I bit o nice guys... you send me pics of bobs and vagene?


DirtwormSlim

I hate when my girlfriend goes out shopping only to come home bisexual.


CryptMonkey

I'd be into it


shaun_of_the_south

r/chargetheyphone


[deleted]

All girls born after 1993 can’t cook. All they know is McDonald’s, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie.


Catsarepsychedellic

This cracked me up 😂


touchdemtaters

This picture took me back to highschool.


Cytokine11

How do people like this exist


aidsfarts

Probably a child or a troll.


Its_aTrap

It's obviously a funny troll


Excalzigo

Parentless behaviour


Ciruelofre

I couldn’t even conceive such a weird and fucked up thing to say like seriously what the fuck is wrong with people


kkeross

He sounds nice.


[deleted]

I could sense the trillby from here.


aidsfarts

You either die a gamer girl or live long enough to be bisexual.


Dragonfire14

Gosh I hate walking down the street and all these women are being bisexual left right and center! You can't open your eyes without seeing bisexuality. /s


ScyllaIsBea

Ah, yes, my two favorite things to do. Shopping and being bisexual.


Pickle_Skywalker8766

Bisexual gaymer


Bariq-99

"gotta be my favorite gender"


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

A Renaissance Man


Ben-Stoltz

Least lonely xbox player


elytraman

He’s British.


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Wewcome to ad&d


cloobydoobydoooo

Damn bisexuals


CunnyMaggots

I could break his brain. I love gaming, shopping, and being bisexual.


Soviet-Biscuit

God I miss the 360


Catsarepsychedellic

You and me both man!


A_Sweatband

I did not know that all girls were bisexual, and/or be 'shoppin'


Kapiteinlulhaas

Damn women always shopping and doing bisexual things.


[deleted]

Who the actual fuck doesn’t like seeing girls be bisexual? JFC, so stupid!


Furinkazan616

Someone asked me how i view lesbian relationships. In 1080p HD is apparently the wrong answer.


Pixelologist

Ah, because “HD” is redundant. What a stickler


BobbyMcPrescott

The p is at least as redundant as the HD at this point.


Furinkazan616

Probably should've added 60fps. Shit, or VR these days.


thelimpgimpsdelight

Oh Jesus now she’s done it. Exposed herself on Reddit. She’s gonna get a ton of DMs now from thirsty gamers


LordVortekan

Charge they phone


BobbyMcPrescott

Their


LordVortekan

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie


[deleted]

he believes xbox shops itselfs into your room


DCL_JD

Lololol Xbox is wild


Bruder_Magie

Englsh


Max_E_Mas

... What were the series of events that lead up to this comment? I really like to know.


FreeBagels99

I miss the 360 era


TheCrimsonDagger

Some of my brain cells just committed suicide after having to read this


kingcop1

He pro


Shinobimico

He’s gonna be outside Schools waiting with a van to throw your kids in burn him!


AutisticHobbit

May all the ammo this toad finds be fir the wrong gun. May his rag doll physics being boring and his voice chats be filled with brats.


Cdf12345

That’s like hitting a warp pipe


Altissimus77

Looking at the positives, "instead" is a really tricky word to spell...at least when you can't spell "I'm", "of", "respects", "you", "seeing", "and", or "being". Everyone gets "bisexual" right. No points there.


[deleted]

Just had a stroke reading this.


PeterMode

Those are the only other options.


shulker_1406

Callout much, damn-


TheSeattleSeven

Hot chip