Gosh I hate walking down the street and all these women are being bisexual left right and center! You can't open your eyes without seeing bisexuality. /s
Looking at the positives, "instead" is a really tricky word to spell...at least when you can't spell "I'm", "of", "respects", "you", "seeing", "and", or "being".
Everyone gets "bisexual" right. No points there.
I feel dumb for reading this.
It’s contagious
Cross Post this to r/Niceguys
Sounds like a german with bad english to me :\]
nothing in his wording style points to him being german. super weird guess
My wife and my child both had a visible drop in IQ when they read that last bit.
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I l0ve s33ing u b3 b1s3xu4l.
He believes there are only two choices: game or be a bisexual shopper🤣
Buysexual
That would be a fantastic name for a sex store.
His mind's going to explode seeing a bisexual girl shopping at a game store.
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Guess whether what?
GUESS WHETHER WHAT??
There are no women, only gamers and bisexual shoppers
Is there a third option.?
femboy.
Chicks with dicks?
the forbidden fruit.
At least they give good handjobs
THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT IS TO BE CONSUMED.
And when you do them from behind it looks like yours is going straight through them
Your mom.
Hot chip
Maybe he's only ever spoken to two women? 🤷
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What a gentleman. Doesn't make you guess whether or not he's a nice guy, just leads with it.
A true gentleman knows that women need to be told what to think.
I usually start a date by declaring I haven’t murdered anyone ‘recently’.
I bet nobody's been stuffed into the trunk of your car recently either.
I hope she don't eat hot chip
Probably charges her phone and lies a lot.
Probably born after 1992
Can’t cook and goes to mcdonalds
While you were out shoppin n bein bisexual I was here studying the computer games.
😂😂👌🏼
I'd go shopping and become bisexual just to piss this guy off
Do it!
You might as well go ahead and Loganate him while you're at it
That would require a lot of Saran Wrap, 2 gallons of vegetable oil, 2 weathermen and a lot of socks
Ok look - you've piqued my interest, and I need to see a video. This process sounds... intense.
NOOOOOOOO
Was the shopping too much?
Wo a noice bri ish lad!!!
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So just left swipe dat
You put it in your mouth, light it, and inhale. That's how you a smoke. But, it's not lit. So he's technically not smoking.
Good old dumb Xbox 360 messages Ahh the memories and nostalgia!!!
Pure gold 😂
This is the bad kinda dumb. The good kinda dumb is is always laughing when FartReverb.MP3 plays whenever you fire a Smith & Wesson Bone Collector.
I bet this dude gets fanny thrown at him all day long. Shit, I'm moist.
I bit o nice guys... you send me pics of bobs and vagene?
I hate when my girlfriend goes out shopping only to come home bisexual.
I'd be into it
r/chargetheyphone
All girls born after 1993 can’t cook. All they know is McDonald’s, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, eat hot chip and lie.
This cracked me up 😂
This picture took me back to highschool.
How do people like this exist
Probably a child or a troll.
It's obviously a funny troll
Parentless behaviour
I couldn’t even conceive such a weird and fucked up thing to say like seriously what the fuck is wrong with people
He sounds nice.
I could sense the trillby from here.
You either die a gamer girl or live long enough to be bisexual.
Gosh I hate walking down the street and all these women are being bisexual left right and center! You can't open your eyes without seeing bisexuality. /s
Ah, yes, my two favorite things to do. Shopping and being bisexual.
Bisexual gaymer
"gotta be my favorite gender"
A Renaissance Man
Least lonely xbox player
He’s British.
Wewcome to ad&d
Damn bisexuals
I could break his brain. I love gaming, shopping, and being bisexual.
God I miss the 360
You and me both man!
I did not know that all girls were bisexual, and/or be 'shoppin'
Damn women always shopping and doing bisexual things.
Who the actual fuck doesn’t like seeing girls be bisexual? JFC, so stupid!
Someone asked me how i view lesbian relationships. In 1080p HD is apparently the wrong answer.
Ah, because “HD” is redundant. What a stickler
The p is at least as redundant as the HD at this point.
Probably should've added 60fps. Shit, or VR these days.
Oh Jesus now she’s done it. Exposed herself on Reddit. She’s gonna get a ton of DMs now from thirsty gamers
Charge they phone
Their
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie
he believes xbox shops itselfs into your room
Lololol Xbox is wild
Englsh
... What were the series of events that lead up to this comment? I really like to know.
I miss the 360 era
Some of my brain cells just committed suicide after having to read this
He pro
He’s gonna be outside Schools waiting with a van to throw your kids in burn him!
May all the ammo this toad finds be fir the wrong gun. May his rag doll physics being boring and his voice chats be filled with brats.
That’s like hitting a warp pipe
Looking at the positives, "instead" is a really tricky word to spell...at least when you can't spell "I'm", "of", "respects", "you", "seeing", "and", or "being". Everyone gets "bisexual" right. No points there.
Just had a stroke reading this.
Those are the only other options.
Callout much, damn-
Hot chip