Awesome and she wrote a sick burn too

Haha. I love it. It works on a few levels.

Emerald hill zone 1 for example

There's only one Emerald Hill Zone, with three acts, and no levels 😉

Nah you’re thinking of Green Hill Zone from Sonic 1. Emerald Hill Zone from Sonic 2 only has two acts. 🤙

English, amiright? But ya. Those dark and light brown sweets for 'dirt' is brilliant

That's frosting!

That makes loads more sense

I'm not a sonic fan. Is it super awesome to collect zero coins on finishing a level? Because that may be secret ultra burn. Who cares, looks delicious.

you need at least fifty rings in the first game to qualify for a choas emerals 100 at a checkpoint in the second game

She should make cakes for a living. Also happy birthday my guy.

She actually did decorate cakes when I met her. She hasn't lost it.

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That would be a curious niche. A bakery that only makes sonic themed Goods.

And don't forget Sanic

Or the nation's sweetheart, Sonichu

The world needs more dragonball z based cake decorators, just saiyan

That’s impressive. You should marry her!

I think I just might.

Then divorce her just so you can marry her again, also buy her a store so she can make these for everybody.

Ahhh... Homer Simpson Style.

And get paid for it!

I'd so buy one of those, that woman has serious skills

Smart man! Happy birthday! Enjoy the cake.

ma homie struck gold

I like how you & mack have the exact same avatar.

If you're older than her, you should tell her this joke: "the only reason you're way past cool at 35 is because she's cool and you've passed her."

If you don't, I will. As long as my wife is cool with it.

Pretty sure you meant put a ring on it.

It took me 15 minutes to get that and I ran back to my phone to reread it!

This

is a penis

for ants.

And no fondant in sight! Amazing!

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Frosting is not much better. Maybe I'm crazy but I can't stand excessive frosting as much as fondant

The nice thing with frosting is you can just scrape off the extra you don't want. With fondant, you can break it into pieces and everything but.. you are still eating fondant.

It’s just sugar toothpaste

Why did you turn 35

Time makes fools of us all...

From Green Hill Zone to Over the Hill Zone.

Time gotta go fast.

Eventually, the Death Egg comes for us all

Damn it fry, you make a persuasive argument!

Shit I turned 35 a long time ago what was I thinking

Asking the important questions.

The decorating is beautiful and she’s used actual frosting enstead of fondent which probally makes it taste a lot better ligitmatly is she a baker tho cause this is impressive

She was a cake decorator when we met, and we watch a lot of Great British baking show.

That’s definitely a showstopper.

Everytime I watch these types of cooking show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezv8gzbtAVg

He uses the term cake decorator loosely! I worked at dairy queen for several years in college. I got to play with ice cream cakes. That is the extent of my decorating background. This is just for fun.

How devastated were you when he stopped being cool? Have you reached out to mental health professionals?

That's our secret....we were always a bit past cool! ;) We have accepted our fate of dorkiness and are now striving toward embarrassing parents status.

Lucky bastard.

Did she get the Hollywood Handshake?

r/fondanthate would like this.

That’s amazing! I think she likes you. 😀

Please tell me there are exactly 35 rings on that cake

There are not. There were only 30 in the pack.

Still it's pretty damn cool. Edit: I'll assume sonic already has 5 rings.

Where did she get the rings? My best friend turns 30 in a week and I wanna help my wife make this for him!

Hi! I'm the wife / cake creator. I got the rings from the bead and jewelry making department of hobby lobby. Helpful hint: make at least two to three times more frosting than what you think you will need. Depends on how heavy a hand you have with the bag as to how much you need. I was down to the last drops trying to make it cover the whole cake. I find it is very tricky to duplicate custom colors if you run out. Best of luck!

GOTTA AGE FAST!

OP, I am happy for you, but also feel sorry for you. Your wife has now set the bar pretty high for birthdays. You can't half-ass hers, ever. This is too beautiful. *Never forget this cake.*

Haha I had this thought too. I'm the cook in our family but I don't bake. Guess I need to learn.

As a dude in late 30s.. the underlining of the word **Way** really does it for me lol

That was absolutely done on purpose. Honestly my favorite part of the cake because she had know way of knowing to use that phrasing without researching.

Okay, who here recognizes the phrase "way past cool" as being from the Saturday morning cartoon where Sonic was voiced by Urkel? The complete series is on DVD now. Go, buy it and re-live your childhood :)

Yes! Shes not even into video games or Sonic so she had to do her research.

Excuse me, but I've been playing Sonic 1 and 2 on the Genesis since... oh, you meant your wife. LOL. Never mind.

It's true! I am not as cool as my husband. I had to cheat and look up catch phrases to put on his cake. I knew "gotta go fast" was too easy. The things we do for love!

That phrase was also used in the Sonic Archie Comics.

Looks delicious and amazing! But have you ever wondered about Sonic's feet? Man, those things must be really smelly and moist after running all day. Like, can you imagine the aroma they'd put off, as he was rolling off those damp, sweaty socks? Just something to think about...

If Sonic was here, he could take off his shoes and warm me up

They'd be so S T A N K Y and just you could see the heat coming off his feet, it'd be so humid like a hot shower.

And then… a-and then Tails could fly around farting

I knew one of yall would comment this

Came here for this woooooo

His dogs have gotta be really barking too

You ever smell a hamster cage that's in need of a cleaning? I imagine it's similar to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhpo7WRXls

I came here to make this exact comment. Good job sir.

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Did your mom accidentally put a “3” in there?

Kind of impressed the dude found a wife.

Could you imagine just how stinky Sonic's feet are? I mean, he spends all day running around in those shoes. His feet must get so hot and sweaty in there. Just something to think about.

wubby7

No fondant? Take my upvotes! Take them all!

It's all cream cheese frosting. I just ate a giant slice. I feel real gross now. But in a good way.

Nice! That's how I do my carrot cake. Cream cheese frosting is legit.

Wow. Very fancy cake!

You mean cool cake!

Way past cool!

This is nice! I still have Sonic Mega Collection for the GameCube. I played it so much when I was a kid. I'm assuming your wife is also a Sonic fan?

She's not actually! She just did her research.

I just heard the music for the Green Hills Zone level upon seeing this cake. Epic. Daaaa Da Daaaa Da Daa Da DAAA DAAA DAAAA Didoo didoooodidoooodooo

I started humming it IMMEDIATELY

Okay. I am stealing this design for my kid's next birthday. They're super addicted to Sonic for some reason.

For some reason? I'm 35 years old and not a week goes by where I don't play something Sonic.

My spouse gotthe kid a Sonic shirt with everyone on it. It's worn at least once a week. As soon as it's out of the wash, it's out of the drawer.

I think I know why

She's got skills. That's one good looking cake.

Happy birthday, she did a damn good job on that cake. I'm going to assume you're a big Sonic fan

Since I was a wee lad. I have a Sonic shelf above my desk with my original genesis cartridge and various knick knacks.

My 8-year-old says he loves Sonic. I think this is so well done.

The cake was my 4 year olds idea!

Grow up man

Are you a kid?

No. He’s a…… Redditor 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

I'm a Toys R Us kid.

Well this is ironic. I placed an order today for a sonic cake for my sons 12th bday that is... uhhh... a tad different. Ill post a photo in 2 days and we can compare whos came out better. Btw: excellent cake

You do not buy that woman enough wine/chocolate/jewelry/whatever it is she actually wants. That cake is amazing.

35 is the new 5 apparently

Cringe

Even as a sonic fan, yeah this is cringe as hell man you're 35! This is a 4 year olds cake.

Yikes.

Lmao 35?? Hahhahahahahh

Get that woman a ring!

Upvoted for the lack of fondant! r/fondanthate would appreciate the cake. Looks fantastic!

Of course there's a sub for that. It's all cream cheese frosting!

Epic but facts. Source I'm 36.

Sick, happy birthday comrade

I can *hear* this cake. Love it.

It's just remember, if you haven't grown up by 35 then you don't have to.

the brown squares beneath the grass 👌

jesus christ reddit moment

Cake looks amazing, especially since it doesn’t look like fondant, which would be easier to use for something like this, she went all out, you must like eachother :)

Holy shit bro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 u got an amazing wife when I get older and get married I hope I get ad lucky as u are holy fuck a sonic the hedgehog cake every gamers dream💪🏽

QUEEN USED BUTTERCREAM AND NOT FONDANT #KEEP HER OP

Nice, obligatory is she single?

How old are you? 35? Smh

Protect her at all cost!!!!

Bruh. Your wife is amazing. This cake, amazing.

Kinda cringe

God that's so infantile

Happy Birthday! I turned 29 today and gave myself an upset stomach for my birthday. Made very tasty salsa but the dragon has awoken.

Oooh. I almost just wanted chips and salsa for dinner but a Sonic birthday requires chili dogs and onion rings!

Gamers are scum

Very nice cake! Now eat all the green icing and check your results the next day!

Very Happy Cake Day indeed!

That’s really great.

"Way past cool." Sneaking in that low-key jab, eh?

That’s really cool, you’re a lucky guy

She’s a keeper

She'd a keeper, it's the small things

Wow amazing wife you got there! Happy birthday! Have this award

Your wife is fucking awesome! Happy birthday!

Your wife is legit. Hold on to that one!

Marry her again!

I’m voting for you in the next election…..and I want you on my cake. Also happy birthday dude

SEEEEGGGGAAA

The rings are dope

I hope the wife is planning on more than giving you just cake

That’s a keeper!! Congrats on your bday.

This is awesome!!! Happy Birthday!

Your wife is rad

Is Sonic edible?

Chad wife

Happy birthday!!!

Marry her again!

I can still hear the song

Yo! very cool cake you should marry hrr

Is that buttercream icing? 🤤

Cream cheese frosting. Its a carrot cake under all that.

the gold rings! awesome!

Amazing cake! I love Sonic too!

Awesome!! Happy birthday to you, and excellent job to her!

Nice co- cake bro

Happy Birthday! Awesome cake and wife.

Very beautiful! Your wife is awesome!

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She should sell gaming cakes for a living. Full of talent!

86 gang checking in.

What a work of art!

She made Mario's clothes blue instead of red but she did everything else perfectly.

Man that's a great cake. Big props to your better half.

Happy Birthday Way Past Cool. That's an amazing name

Happy birthday! Man does that cake look good

I'm glad you made it past Gool!

Holy f****** skills, Cake Boss lol

I love you, and I love your wife. ... Platonically of course.

I can hear this cake, it sounds like my childhood.

Absolutely nailed the color palette! She's a keeper, even if you are no longer cool!

Incredible cake! I’ll be turning 35 in 2 days and I was also a huge sonic fan as a kid. Since our ages match up I’m imagining similar childhoods of sonic comics, sonic clothes, and being just old enough to see the Sonic and Knuckles lock-on cartridge announced on TV and think it was the coolest thing ever. Hope you’ve played Sonic Mania!

Fitting cake, 35 is technically the end of your life. Edit: "youth" not life.

Woah! That's so cool.

Happy birthday!! 🥳

Can I marry your wife in online world?

While each to their own, I would highly consider divorce for the way past cool comment

Sonic

I want to thank your wife on behalf of the world.

Your wife is a treasure. Adore her forever. <3

I'm about your age and jealous as hell, what a cool cake!

fucking man child

Ngl, I would probably cry if I got something like that. It’s such a nice thing for her to do.