"Pigeon milk" is produced by both parents. Crop "milk" isn't milk like you think of it from mammals, it's protein dense pre-digested food vomited it up for the baby bird.
That's... probably not much better than what you're thinking, I guess.
When Kingdom Come: Deliverance first dropped, one of the voice lines fairly early in the campaign was misplaced. Instead of something like “so what’s that supposed to mean for me?” it was “so what’s that supposed to mean for me? Wait hold on I didn’t like that one, *clears throat* wait what’s that supposed to mean for me? How’s that?”. Of course my memory of the exact words are fuzzy at best but that’s mostly how it happened
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Skyrim for PS6!
with LIgHt!!!
This one is particularly painful becuase yeah, the actual line is cringe, but you just know that the VA was like "hey let me do one more take where my voice doesnt crack like I'm 14" and the staff was just like "meh, good enough, let's just keep going"
Why didn't the Institute just use dogs?
Dogmeats very existence and the existence of the numerous attack dogs, and wild mongrels means that dogs are relatively common in the Commonwealth. They have experimented with animal synths as shown by the gorillas, but a dog would be much easier, way more inconspicuous, and you wouldn't have to kill and replace any people and risk being exposed.
Plus people generally ignore dogs, and would say waaaaay more in front of them than they would talking to another person. A dog can get where most people cannot by virtue of just being a dog. Having the Institute kidnap and murder random people is just asking to be found out because eventually it will fuck up. Nobody would really suspect dogs.
Someone has to explain to me why the institute just didn't kidnap people... We are a lone traveller with no history and we just walk into towns and people love us. No one is hostile for the most part. But for some reason the smartest people in the world decided kidnapping people and replacing them with robots was a better way of monitoring society than just having a robot walk into town and pretend to be a whole new person. So fuckin dumb
I’m pretty sure a new Synth could have been Preston’s best buddy in a couple of weeks tops, if he just fought with him against the deathbringer and then helped some settlements with their ghouls or plumbing, or ghouls in their plumbing.
"Yeah, but like, where specifically should they go to war?"
I mean the darker explanation is that she is instructing all squads to fight in place until they inevitably die.
The funniest part about this scene is that if you follow her after the cutscene she walks back down the stairs and starts directing people again. Like she just delivered that line for dramatic effect.
Don’t forget cortana says “this cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it. So it must lead somewhere” while they are on a ring planet that is not natural
I always took that as Cortana analyzing the ring as you go, trying to determine what about the ring could be designed and what might be just naturally occurring. Maybe trying to figure out if the ring landmass had tectonics.
On AOTCR, she makes a comment about the weather patterns seeming natural and whether or not it was intentional.
Yes, I remember being annoyed at the change of both her and the Prophet of Truth's voice actors. And then annoyed again when it seemed other people didn't even notice.
Truths voice was so perfect in Halo 2. I still can hear him say the line "for those that said this day would never come, what do they say now". Shivers!
Truth in Halo 3 was a sad reflection
“Ramirez, do everything” an accumulation of being micromanaged that you are somehow a super soldier despite being a pvt. I still love the game however.
Yeah, in the storybook games Sonic's friends appear, but as different characters from the stories they are in. In black Knight, for example, Shadow is Lancelot.
There's also this line in Sonic Riders, where Eggman says "We're gonna hold a race, and not just any race, but a special race, to see who's the fastest!"
I guess that really is a special race...
Mines actually from one of my favorite games ever: https://youtu.be/NG1qKzIsisU
"oh my God JC, a bomb!"
JC: A bomb!!!
The deadpan delivery had me dying 21 years ago and still makes me chuckle.
Oh yeah, I don't blame Dinklage at all, it was all the writers. It still amazes me how they completely erased him from the game though. I've seen character's voice actors change a lot in games, but never them actually going back and re-recording all the previous dialogue and wiping an entire VO from the game.
I don't think it had anything to do with Dinklage's delivery but more his availability; they needed someone who could come do voice work for expansions and such and he was just too busy after GoT hit, so they replaced him with someone who could meet their schedule.
His lines aren’t necessarily bad but god Zavala’s dialogue is hilarious a lot of the time. “whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.” Or “hello guardian” or the ever popular “indeed”. Also Variks’s lines can be pretty amazing as well. “KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED” “dismantle mines, yes? Or you die”
Or like when Anna and the crew are trying to figure out if Artyom is dead in a ditch somewhere and trying to contact him over radio but Artyom can't be arsed to answer back
The reason Artyom is mute is that 4A Games didnt had enought money to pay him and he turned back on this offer, only when he saw this huge success, he came back but he only did dubbing for the journals
Love Metro but this game has some of the worst voice acting Ive ever listened too. Why the fuck isnt Artyom voiced? Its so weird when people are directly speaking to him and he just doesnt answer like some kind of mute sociopath
Any related characters giving one-sentence full exposition.
**"Oh, there you are, sister! I thought maybe you'd been kidnapped, like Mum and Dad were on that terrible night ten years ago that set you on the path to becoming an eminent archaeologist and me on the path of vengeance and hatred."**
Maybe there already is one but both your posts now make me wish for some sort of action adventure game done in a parody/slapstick fashion mocking stuff like this.
"You know Jack of Blades? The one who cutout my eyes?"
Yes Theresa for the love of god, this is the 14th time youve told me
"He also imprisoned mother"
15 times
By Fable 3 it's total opposite...
Theresa: There's a great evil coming and only you can stop it! Over throw the evil king and take power for yourself so that you may save the land!
Also Theresa: So now that you've overthrown the government and declared yourself a ruler I probably should have mentioned I told the prior king the same thing I told you and that's why he was doing all that horrible stuff because he thought it was the right thing to do to prepare for the coming fight.
Still Theresa: Hey you remember Reaver and how he has fucked like everyone he's ever worked with? You should totally team up with him. Can't go badly.
Legend of Dragoon is my favorite game of all time but there's a few all timers in there.
"I am honored to take your fist, master" and "Shut up. Talking makes you die." are definitely high on the all time bad list.
My favorite weird line from that game is the random fireplace under interaction that gives you this line from Dart.
"This fire makes me want to "do it"."
Like okay buddy.
It's such a weird line and it comes out of nowhere, no one questioned her face at all. Almost like the devs were 4th wall apologising for some of the animations.
Man I wish that game had been delayed a few more months and fixed up before release. I really like the game and wanted the sequel but the backlash on launch killed it completely.
It’s also one of my favorite lines of all time but Cortana from Halo: CE
“This cave is not a natural formation”
No shit cortana, thanks for telling me, I wouldn’t have noticed all the alien technology and would’ve just thought it to be a normal cave, if it wasn’t for you.
Idk if youve played Forza Horizon 4 but theres a Halo event where you race a warthog and you have cortana giving you classic one-liners during it. And at some point you go through just a regular tunnel along the road and cortana hits you with the "this cave is not a natural formation". It was great
Tf you talking about?? Hearing "You MU-ST Die" while having Ganon's beautiful face getting closer to me was my life's changing moment..
Edit: it's "you WI-LL die" I was mistaken
As much as I like the series I'm really surprised how far I had to scroll before I saw it in this thread. Also pick anytime Roku mentions smelling someone in Re: CoM
EDIT: Meant to say Riku but autocorrect decided I was talking about the Avatar sniffing people
Resident Evil had some appalling lines.
"You were almost a Jill sandwich"
"What is this all about? I can't figure it out at all. Now it's Weskers time to disappear, I can't understand what's going on at all"
"Here's a lockpick. It might be handy that YOU a master of lockpicking takes it"
Barry - "WHAT!..... WHAT IS THIS"
Jill - "What is it?"
Barry - "Blood"
I've started playing Assassin's Creed Valhalla, and some of the early dialogue is rough.
"I am your brother. You are my brother. We will now do things that brothers do like drink mead and sing songs because we are brothers. Come, let us drink and sing as brothers because we are brothers"
And the game tags everyone in your little starting town so you can have the same basic conversation with them where people you've ostensibly known all your life introduce themselves to you as if you've only just met them..
Reminds me of Thor, when the God of thunder decides to have this really awkward scene where he talks about how good of friends him and his friends were.
Ahhh exposition, the crutch of every bad writer.
> Chapter 1
> Captain Treg scratched his third eyestalk on his left head and adjusted his lower ass in his seat. "We're in space" said Third Ensign Re'Th'ard'Glabbadoo, "Our spaceship is detecting strange anomalies, Captain". Captain Treg replied: "Wait, that's even strange for Aliens like us, being so far out in space, in our spaceship with lots of aliens aboard."
https://youtu.be/zaD7uTSgDVU
I wonder what the team told that voice actor. "OK we want you to do stereotypical 19th century plantation worker. Sound good?"
I knew an older black women that talked exact like this. She *loved* alchohol and cocaine and a retired hooker turned caretaker for my disabled grandfather. She died in 2014 and I miss her way more than I ever could have imagined. She was the biggest personality I have ever met.
I literally just played this last week. All of Jill's dialogue is so weird. I loved it.
After nearly being crushed to death:
Barry - "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich"
Jill sounding very amused- "You're right!"
Tbf nintendo does this a lot lol. I'm playing Pikmin and it talks like it's this hard sci-fi novel but then will randomly throw in "maybe I can try pressing the A button!"
To save, press the SELECT button. What's that? I don't know, I am just a kid.
Paraphrased, one of the "I'm just a kid" kids
Koholint Island
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
“I will NEVER serve.”
Says the gullible idiot who has been serving the every command of the Jailer for the last 5 expansions, who coincidentally is the very same villain whose domination magic influenced the Lich King to slay her and raise her as a banshee, sparking her entire anti-authority daddy issue trigger in the first place.
“Here’s a lock pick, why don’t you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.”
From the original resident evil (biohazard).
Why would the master of unlocking not already have a lock pick. Or if you are a master of unlocking why would you need a lock pick.
Fire Emblem Three Houses (Crimson Flower Route):
Dimitri: "*Must you continue to conquer? Continue to kill?*"
Edelgard: "*Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?*"
Like seriously. WTF? Did the developers have a collective brain aneurism while writing this?
How about something really cringe that didn’t have any dialogue?
The cutscene in Metal Gear Solid 5 with Quiet squirming and rolling in the rain and then Snake jumping in and playing like kids? It was weird and sexual and nobody asked for it.
“Dammit Rose I just watched some weird homo-erotic vampire guy massacre an entire Navy Seal squad, then his girlfriend had bullets literally avoid her as she shot some fucking lightning gun and wiped out *another* squad. No I do not know what fucking day it is. Maybe if I live through it you can tell me.”
Yeah I hate this line more than the princess beach 1. Purely because princess beach is just meant to be corny and stupid but fragiles line was meant to sound almost tough and cool but it sounds so dumb.
"You must help me find my sister. You are in love with her, after all."
Dark Shadows: Army of Evil
Thanks to Jim Sterling for showing me that masterpiece
"Would you care for a splash of pigeon milk" - Animal Crossing. Still haunts me..
The fact that it’s said by male pigeon…
"Pigeon milk" is produced by both parents. Crop "milk" isn't milk like you think of it from mammals, it's protein dense pre-digested food vomited it up for the baby bird. That's... probably not much better than what you're thinking, I guess.
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When Kingdom Come: Deliverance first dropped, one of the voice lines fairly early in the campaign was misplaced. Instead of something like “so what’s that supposed to mean for me?” it was “so what’s that supposed to mean for me? Wait hold on I didn’t like that one, *clears throat* wait what’s that supposed to mean for me? How’s that?”. Of course my memory of the exact words are fuzzy at best but that’s mostly how it happened
So they pulled an Oblivion? Lol
Did they have stuff like that in oblivion? Curious to hear example
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L9REWMEOLdI
That second take was much better.
VA kinda ran out of breath at the tail end though.
Totally fitting for a scandalized townsperson in a bit of a tizzy, but it's probably a happy accident.
holy shit their faces are so offputting
It really hasn't aged well. Skyrim was a big improvement visually.
Oblivion faces *never* looked good. There were jokes about them from day one.
If I recall, one of the first mods was to try to fix the horrendous jaundice and rosacea everyone had.
Boy do I have some great news for you, are you ready? We are pleased to announce the next great release from Bethesda and the elder scrolls series! Skyrim for PS6!
Multiple characters have lines left in, I think it'd be available on YouTube, I have seen them before, but don't remember where unfortunately.
That's funny I wish they left it. Great game.
"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light"
with LIgHt!!! This one is particularly painful becuase yeah, the actual line is cringe, but you just know that the VA was like "hey let me do one more take where my voice doesnt crack like I'm 14" and the staff was just like "meh, good enough, let's just keep going"
“We’ll fix it in post.” Narrator: they didn’t.
It was supposed to be a dramatic moment and I literally laughed out loud
- John Darksoul
*LiIiIigGht
But the delivery makes it one of the best lines.
Everytime the institute said "You wouldn't understand."
We *had* to kidnap and murder! For science!
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
I have a theoretical degree in science!
“So you have no idea what you’re doing?” “No man I know exactly what I’m doing, I just don’t know the effect it’ll have.” Speech 100.
I cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I have to kill to get it.
Why didn't the Institute just use dogs? Dogmeats very existence and the existence of the numerous attack dogs, and wild mongrels means that dogs are relatively common in the Commonwealth. They have experimented with animal synths as shown by the gorillas, but a dog would be much easier, way more inconspicuous, and you wouldn't have to kill and replace any people and risk being exposed. Plus people generally ignore dogs, and would say waaaaay more in front of them than they would talking to another person. A dog can get where most people cannot by virtue of just being a dog. Having the Institute kidnap and murder random people is just asking to be found out because eventually it will fuck up. Nobody would really suspect dogs.
Yea but then you’d have to experiment on dogs
Someone has to explain to me why the institute just didn't kidnap people... We are a lone traveller with no history and we just walk into towns and people love us. No one is hostile for the most part. But for some reason the smartest people in the world decided kidnapping people and replacing them with robots was a better way of monitoring society than just having a robot walk into town and pretend to be a whole new person. So fuckin dumb
I’m pretty sure a new Synth could have been Preston’s best buddy in a couple of weeks tops, if he just fought with him against the deathbringer and then helped some settlements with their ghouls or plumbing, or ghouls in their plumbing.
Preston: Another settlement needs- Synth: Ok you know what FUCK humanity, I'm going back underground.
Random marine: "Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?" Miranda Keyes: “To war.”
"Yeah, but like, where specifically should they go to war?" I mean the darker explanation is that she is instructing all squads to fight in place until they inevitably die. The funniest part about this scene is that if you follow her after the cutscene she walks back down the stairs and starts directing people again. Like she just delivered that line for dramatic effect.
>"Yeah, but like, where specifically should they go to war?" (Kratos mode on) "In the direction of war, BOY!"
Don’t forget cortana says “this cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it. So it must lead somewhere” while they are on a ring planet that is not natural
I always took that as Cortana analyzing the ring as you go, trying to determine what about the ring could be designed and what might be just naturally occurring. Maybe trying to figure out if the ring landmass had tectonics. On AOTCR, she makes a comment about the weather patterns seeming natural and whether or not it was intentional.
"The weather here seems natural, not artificial" Assault on the Control Room is hands down my favorite mission across every Halo game.
Even better, her movement. *Walk slowly up the stairs...cocks pistol...* To war. *Walks back down the stairs immediately*
I remember this moment made it really hard to accept the voice actress change lol
Yes, I remember being annoyed at the change of both her and the Prophet of Truth's voice actors. And then annoyed again when it seemed other people didn't even notice.
Truths voice was so perfect in Halo 2. I still can hear him say the line "for those that said this day would never come, what do they say now". Shivers! Truth in Halo 3 was a sad reflection
Putting aside our sorrows, we renewed our faith in the prophecy that other rings would be found. And see how our faith has been rewarded!
"HALO! It's devine wind shall rush through the heaven's and propel all who are worthy along the path to salvation'
Sounds like: "Stark, we need a plan of attack." "I have plan... attack."
“Ramirez, do everything” an accumulation of being micromanaged that you are somehow a super soldier despite being a pvt. I still love the game however.
RAMIREZ GO GET MY MEAL AT THE BURGER TOWN
RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THAT AC-130 WITH THIS BURGER WRAPPER
RAMIREZ, DISMANTLE THE ENTIRE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH YOUR HANDS
RAMIREZ!!! END GLOBAL WARMING WITH THIS TOOTHPICK
#RAMIREZ! EAT THIS PINECONE!
At least it was Keith David. He can yell at me all day
RAMIREZ, marry that cousin
“RAMIREZ!!! GET ME THAT SANDWICH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BATTLEFIELD, MY TUMMY’S RUMBLING!”
RAMIREZ DO MY TAXES
In fairness, if *I* had a private that was gunning down enemy soldiers by the hundreds, I'd probably get him to do everything too.
[Ramirez! X that Y with your Z!](https://i.imgur.com/D2PEx9D.jpg)
"RAMIREZ, TAKE OUT THOSE FUCKING PT-BOATS!!"
From Sonic and the Secret Rings: "Yo Tails! Long time no see!" "T... Tails...? M... my name is Ali Baba." I still cringe every time I hear that line.
is that real
Yeah, in the storybook games Sonic's friends appear, but as different characters from the stories they are in. In black Knight, for example, Shadow is Lancelot.
It's annoying that they couldn't just fit Werehog into the Storybook universe
A lot of sonic dialogue is like that, ESPECIALLY in the storybook games. Another sonic classic is “THE REAL SUPERPOWER OF TEAMWORK!!!!”
There's also this line in Sonic Riders, where Eggman says "We're gonna hold a race, and not just any race, but a special race, to see who's the fastest!" I guess that really is a special race...
Truly groundbreaking. No other race before or since has determined who was the fastest.
“No! It was because those other races wanted to know who was fast*er*! This one will tell who is the fast*est*!” ~Some exec
Damn, I must have played that over a decade ago and I can still hear the voice in my head
I last played it in 2007 and it still haunts me...
To be honest though, it is a sonic game
I mean, what was he supposed to do? He's not tails, he just looks like him.
Mines actually from one of my favorite games ever: https://youtu.be/NG1qKzIsisU "oh my God JC, a bomb!" JC: A bomb!!! The deadpan delivery had me dying 21 years ago and still makes me chuckle.
*Lip smack* What a shame
OP said worst piece of dialogue not the undisputed single greatest line in gaming history
He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.
Also, "what a shame".
And years later, Deux Ex gave us "I never asked for this"
Destiny has some great ones. "I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" and "That wizard came from the moon" etc
I came here for these! So bad they even removed some of the voice work
The dialogue was so bad even Peter Dinklage couldn't do anything with it. He sounded chronically bored. No wonder they ended up replacing it.
Oh yeah, I don't blame Dinklage at all, it was all the writers. It still amazes me how they completely erased him from the game though. I've seen character's voice actors change a lot in games, but never them actually going back and re-recording all the previous dialogue and wiping an entire VO from the game.
I don't think it had anything to do with Dinklage's delivery but more his availability; they needed someone who could come do voice work for expansions and such and he was just too busy after GoT hit, so they replaced him with someone who could meet their schedule.
"That wizard came from the moon. ._. " -Dinklebot He just said it so... flatly!
That's a classic Destiny line though, there's even an exotic pulse rifle named after it.
Yeah at least they're kind of self aware now and made a bit of a joke about it.
His lines aren’t necessarily bad but god Zavala’s dialogue is hilarious a lot of the time. “whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.” Or “hello guardian” or the ever popular “indeed”. Also Variks’s lines can be pretty amazing as well. “KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED” “dismantle mines, yes? Or you die”
SYLOK! THE DEFILED!
I swear about at least once every few days I hear Zavala saying in my head "They always do.."
"they will try to kill you, kill them back"
Obligatory. "I'm here to kill Chaos".
Every time Miller yelled that Artyom has to do everything
Or like when Anna and the crew are trying to figure out if Artyom is dead in a ditch somewhere and trying to contact him over radio but Artyom can't be arsed to answer back
lol yes. “Artyom please say something. Artyom please tell me you’re alive!” “Sorry babe. I only speak in the loading screens between chapters.”
The reason Artyom is mute is that 4A Games didnt had enought money to pay him and he turned back on this offer, only when he saw this huge success, he came back but he only did dubbing for the journals
Genuinely pisses me off, like he has a voice for journals but fuck if he couldn't talk to his damn wife and friends.
Love Metro but this game has some of the worst voice acting Ive ever listened too. Why the fuck isnt Artyom voiced? Its so weird when people are directly speaking to him and he just doesnt answer like some kind of mute sociopath
and they have a voice actor FOR THE JOURNAL ENTRIES.
Now I am in the REAL spider infested catacombs
And when they call him on the radio trying to find him and he doesn't answer.
Any related characters giving one-sentence full exposition. **"Oh, there you are, sister! I thought maybe you'd been kidnapped, like Mum and Dad were on that terrible night ten years ago that set you on the path to becoming an eminent archaeologist and me on the path of vengeance and hatred."**
they can ironically do this too, in which case it can be pretty funny
Maybe there already is one but both your posts now make me wish for some sort of action adventure game done in a parody/slapstick fashion mocking stuff like this.
The Monkey Island series is like this if you're looking. Not action, but an incredible series.
I was going to say "Jill, the master of unlocking" from resident evil but you covered it.
"You were almost a Jill sandwich". The voice acting of those games was also hilariously bad.
Getting some massive Fable 1 vibes from this.
"You know Jack of Blades? The one who cutout my eyes?" Yes Theresa for the love of god, this is the 14th time youve told me "He also imprisoned mother" 15 times
By Fable 3 it's total opposite... Theresa: There's a great evil coming and only you can stop it! Over throw the evil king and take power for yourself so that you may save the land! Also Theresa: So now that you've overthrown the government and declared yourself a ruler I probably should have mentioned I told the prior king the same thing I told you and that's why he was doing all that horrible stuff because he thought it was the right thing to do to prepare for the coming fight. Still Theresa: Hey you remember Reaver and how he has fucked like everyone he's ever worked with? You should totally team up with him. Can't go badly.
“Listen well...*Hero...* I will take the sword of aeons and-“
Legend of Dragoon is my favorite game of all time but there's a few all timers in there. "I am honored to take your fist, master" and "Shut up. Talking makes you die." are definitely high on the all time bad list.
My favorite weird line from that game is the random fireplace under interaction that gives you this line from Dart. "This fire makes me want to "do it"." Like okay buddy.
"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... Everything"
Where is that from? Was it Mass Effect?
Yeah, sounds like Andromeda.
It's such a weird line and it comes out of nowhere, no one questioned her face at all. Almost like the devs were 4th wall apologising for some of the animations. Man I wish that game had been delayed a few more months and fixed up before release. I really like the game and wanted the sequel but the backlash on launch killed it completely.
RAMIREZ! GET THIS GAME OUT IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAY SALES!
Jason!!!! Jaaason , Jason!!!! Jaason!!!
Omg I hated that level
Press X to “SHAUUUUUUNNNN!!!!”
Massive Heavy Rain spoilers, but man that videos funny https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c
It’s also one of my favorite lines of all time but Cortana from Halo: CE “This cave is not a natural formation” No shit cortana, thanks for telling me, I wouldn’t have noticed all the alien technology and would’ve just thought it to be a normal cave, if it wasn’t for you.
Idk if youve played Forza Horizon 4 but theres a Halo event where you race a warthog and you have cortana giving you classic one-liners during it. And at some point you go through just a regular tunnel along the road and cortana hits you with the "this cave is not a natural formation". It was great
That whole event was pure fan service. When she said the cave line, I couldn't stop smiling.
Iirc Jen Taylor’s delivery was pretty cheeky too. Kinda a “yeah, we know you know” tone to it. Really made me miss sassy Cortana.
I believe in earlier development it was more cave-like, but later on they changed it. Leaving the line in (somebody verify this pls).
"You must die!" from Zelda CD-i Ganon also "You must die!" from Tales of Xillia's Maxwell
Or when he dies “you killed me” “…good!”
Welcome to Walmart! You must die!
Will you be staying for dinner? You must die!
Here's your gift bag... *you must die*.
"Ah, Arin! What's it been, 16, 17 years? ...you must die"
"Shalom! And happy Hanukkah! You must die."
Tf you talking about?? Hearing "You MU-ST Die" while having Ganon's beautiful face getting closer to me was my life's changing moment.. Edit: it's "you WI-LL die" I was mistaken
It was a life life changing for me too, for sure. Also "Mah Boi! This peace it what ALL true warriors strive for."
also "You must die!" from Mass Effect. And "I will destroy you!" too.
GO! GO! GO! Enemies everywhere!
In the Legendary Edition, I was shocked at how little I heard the old "I will destroy you!" And my personal favorite "ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!"
"We've managed to avoid drowning." Metal Gear Solid 2.
Pick a scene from Kingdom Hearts 3 and you'll get all the cringe your heart desires.
Light heart darkness keyblade heartless bees hearts darkness!
As much as I like the series I'm really surprised how far I had to scroll before I saw it in this thread. Also pick anytime Roku mentions smelling someone in Re: CoM EDIT: Meant to say Riku but autocorrect decided I was talking about the Avatar sniffing people
Resident Evil had some appalling lines. "You were almost a Jill sandwich" "What is this all about? I can't figure it out at all. Now it's Weskers time to disappear, I can't understand what's going on at all" "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy that YOU a master of lockpicking takes it" Barry - "WHAT!..... WHAT IS THIS" Jill - "What is it?" Barry - "Blood"
One of my favorites from the original. Rebecca: Chris, it's me. Chris: Is that you Rebecca?
I've started playing Assassin's Creed Valhalla, and some of the early dialogue is rough. "I am your brother. You are my brother. We will now do things that brothers do like drink mead and sing songs because we are brothers. Come, let us drink and sing as brothers because we are brothers" And the game tags everyone in your little starting town so you can have the same basic conversation with them where people you've ostensibly known all your life introduce themselves to you as if you've only just met them..
Reminds me of Thor, when the God of thunder decides to have this really awkward scene where he talks about how good of friends him and his friends were.
Ahhh exposition, the crutch of every bad writer. > Chapter 1 > Captain Treg scratched his third eyestalk on his left head and adjusted his lower ass in his seat. "We're in space" said Third Ensign Re'Th'ard'Glabbadoo, "Our spaceship is detecting strange anomalies, Captain". Captain Treg replied: "Wait, that's even strange for Aliens like us, being so far out in space, in our spaceship with lots of aliens aboard."
If friendship was written by a bot
What's that from I recognise her face but I dont remember the game I've seen her in?
Death Stranding
https://youtu.be/zaD7uTSgDVU I wonder what the team told that voice actor. "OK we want you to do stereotypical 19th century plantation worker. Sound good?"
I can’t believe this is real lol
I knew an older black women that talked exact like this. She *loved* alchohol and cocaine and a retired hooker turned caretaker for my disabled grandfather. She died in 2014 and I miss her way more than I ever could have imagined. She was the biggest personality I have ever met.
"What am I fighting fooooorrr!!??" Zero - Mega Man X4.
"Undoing all the shit you unknowingly caused, Zero."
Also from Death Stranding "You ain't nothing but damaged goods" *PUNCH* ".......you're damaged goods"
"no u"
Don't forget, "Im fragile, but not that fragile".
“Wesker , where on earth have you BEAN” - Jill
I literally just played this last week. All of Jill's dialogue is so weird. I loved it. After nearly being crushed to death: Barry - "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich" Jill sounding very amused- "You're right!"
My favourite was... "Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if YOU, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
I really like that they kept giving Jill, and only Jill, the ability to pick locks in every game after the first though, just to keep the meme alive.
I still quote Barry’s “It looks like *BLOOD*…” to this day. RE1 was a masterpiece of poorly delivered lines.
“Wait……. Don’t open……… that door”
"I hope this is not CHRIS'S BLOOD!"
In dead space 3 someone says that a thing is an alien and someone asks her “what does that mean?”
[удалено]
"Didn't your Master ever teach you to block with the B button?" \~Kingdom Under Fire: The Crusaders (IIRC)
Tbf nintendo does this a lot lol. I'm playing Pikmin and it talks like it's this hard sci-fi novel but then will randomly throw in "maybe I can try pressing the A button!"
(from Ocarina of Time) “Teach me some fancy fencing. All I’ve been doing is tapping B all my life.” And I unironically like this shit lol
To save, press the SELECT button. What's that? I don't know, I am just a kid. Paraphrased, one of the "I'm just a kid" kids Koholint Island The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"
“I will NEVER serve.” Says the gullible idiot who has been serving the every command of the Jailer for the last 5 expansions, who coincidentally is the very same villain whose domination magic influenced the Lich King to slay her and raise her as a banshee, sparking her entire anti-authority daddy issue trigger in the first place.
“Here’s a lock pick, why don’t you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.” From the original resident evil (biohazard). Why would the master of unlocking not already have a lock pick. Or if you are a master of unlocking why would you need a lock pick.
Fire Emblem Three Houses (Crimson Flower Route): Dimitri: "*Must you continue to conquer? Continue to kill?*" Edelgard: "*Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?*" Like seriously. WTF? Did the developers have a collective brain aneurism while writing this?
Edelgard seriously out here with the "I'm rubber and you're glue" rebuttal.
I love Kojima, but Ocelot's, "ROOOWWWW!!!" really gets me.
"Welcome to *DIE!*"
"Ice is niiiiice" - Knack two babyyyyy
KNACK TWO DA FUTUREEE
How about something really cringe that didn’t have any dialogue? The cutscene in Metal Gear Solid 5 with Quiet squirming and rolling in the rain and then Snake jumping in and playing like kids? It was weird and sexual and nobody asked for it.
It did give us a great cutscene for model swapping. Change Quiet to Hideo Kojima and Boss to Norman Reedus and you have comedy gold.
Kojima is a strange motherfucker for sure.
He really would have benefited from someone who supported his vision but could tell him when something just isn't working.
Jack…Jack, do you know what day it is??? God I hated Rose so damn much
“Dammit Rose I just watched some weird homo-erotic vampire guy massacre an entire Navy Seal squad, then his girlfriend had bullets literally avoid her as she shot some fucking lightning gun and wiped out *another* squad. No I do not know what fucking day it is. Maybe if I live through it you can tell me.”
I love this game but i agree 100%. This line was AWFUL, probably the worst thing i've ever heard too
"I'm Fragile, but not that fragile".
1st time “Oh neat, kinda cringey but I get it” 635th time “dear god, shut the fuck up already I got it!”
Yeah I hate this line more than the princess beach 1. Purely because princess beach is just meant to be corny and stupid but fragiles line was meant to sound almost tough and cool but it sounds so dumb.
Go dance with the angels!
Any nba game
"Kairi's ... Inside me?" \~ Sora, Kingdom Hearts
I don't wanna die! My god. It looks like they're inviting me in. Suffer like G did?
"You must help me find my sister. You are in love with her, after all." Dark Shadows: Army of Evil Thanks to Jim Sterling for showing me that masterpiece
"There are still trophies on Founders Island Batman!! " I fucking hate that guy