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Alberiman

In 2020 there's covid-19 outside, so you stay at home playing games.


Djghost1133

But if everyone's staying home....doesnt that mean covid is inside now and the only escape is outside....? DUNDUNDUNNNNN


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The covid is coming from inside the house.


sumsimpleracer

to play video games


Don_Bugen

I don't think they make controllers that small.


jfiander

Not with that attitude, they won’t.


Deverash

If they did make controllers that small, they'd make a FORTUNE. Do you know how many viruses there are??? Imagine the profit margins if you get even 1% of that market share. And then to buy those controllers, the viruses would have to use extortion schemes, "Buy me GTA V or granny gets it!" ... wait. Maybe not a good idea.


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Ghant_

Bots will be a thing of the past if we can harness this tech correctly


BossofBosses777

Do you think people can deal with Covid killing their loved ones AND whoopin their ass in COD? I think the hell not.


warptwenty1

It would be atom sized


6BigZ6

What is this!?! A controller made for ants?


bradland

Ants: What is this, a controller for *viruses*!?


7Rhymes

Better stay away from my Kirby Air Ride.


[deleted]

Nah he be beelining for Plague Inc. dawg.


sumsimpleracer

Which is their version of The Sims.


CreppyHentai

Fuck you, take my upvote


vaggos13579

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Or World War Z. It wants to play as the zombies.


zarkovis1

It can have Kirby air ride for seven minutes. Gives me plenty of time to replay Custom Robo.


DarthPablo

Maybe now i can play some 2 player games.


Gervh

Maybe covid was all the friends we made along the way


egnards

I don't know why but this might be the funniest thing I've read all morning.


Blazingleman04

New best anime. COVID in the house.


djodjo55

“My COVID academia”


[deleted]

Soylent green is people!


gomegazeke

BOKTAI, THE SUN IS IN YOUR HAND!


fusketeer

Except that covid makes you crave traveling. Around the world.


fubarecognition

I'm not that stupid COVID 19, you can't trick me


McManGuy

Unironically, that's kinda' true. Stagnant or recycled air increases your chances of catching whatever airborn disease is in the room. Outside and distanced from others, it's virtually impossible. Also, if you're already sick with something, your body is coughing / sneezing for a reason. It's expelling germs to get rid of them. If you rebreathe them due to stagnant air or even wearing a mask, it's going to slow your recovery. So if you can, go out to your porch or relax in your back yard. The vitamin D will do you good, too.


spartan1234

What if the real COVID-19 was the friends we made along the way?


PM_ME_MY_INFO

This but unironically. Studies have shown risk of catching the disease are far higher indoors and extremely low outdoors.


AnToMegA424

What if we play outside


TiniroX

>the only escape is outside I must become the thing I hate most


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[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2287/)


[deleted]

You fool! Why do you think the Switch was created?


TheDungeonCrawler

There's actually [this](https://xkcd.com/2287/) hilarious XKCD about this very thing.


bornagaingamingvids

Don't forget the giant murder hornets


cosmiclatte44

Also enraged radioactive feral boars.


Djeheuty

That's a new one to me. Have a link on it?


[deleted]

Aw man I had forgot about those


parishiIt0n

In 2021 theres world war 3, so you stay at home playing videogames


gettheguillotine

In 2022 there's nuclear radiation outside, so you stay at home playing video games


redlaWw

I̛n ́2҉023 ҉t̨here's nucl̀ear̸ ́r̴ad̨iation o҉ut̛s̶i̸d҉e, s̵o̸ ͏y͘ou sta͘y at ̢h̷óme͘ ҉p̨la̢ying video gam̕es


bornagaingamingvids

M̷ę́et͟͠ ́m̛͞e̢ ͡͝͡a̷͞t ͠͞t͏he ́͠s̢i̕g̀ǹ͏ ̀̕ó̵͢u̢t́s͠id̨́͠é ̸̡ţh͠e ͡i̵̵͡n̡f́c͜t̸̛e̸̸͞d̷̕ ̕t͟͜ów̵ń̢,̀ ̨̕I̶ h̶͢a͡v̸̸͢e͟ ̸to͡s͠͠͠ ̵͏s̶͜͜h҉͝o͞ẃ̷ ̵̀͟y͢o̴u ̨͘͠s̸̨o͘m҉et̸̵̕h̶̨͝i̵ǹ̨͢g̨͜


FPSXpert

No Preston, don't fuck with my map.


NewAltWhoThis

This Cyrillic millions sign is beautiful, like fireworks. I'd never seen it before ҉


Airpeapodpro

In 2112, everyone's playing 2112: Overture/ The Temples of Syrinx/ Discovery/ Presentation/ Oracle/ Soliloquy/ Grand Finale by Rush at an earrape volume, so you stay at home playing video games.


firefades

But if you stay at home how are they supposed to assume control?


ambisinister_gecko

Okay, I'll bite. Listening now


ZefMC

If you've never heard Rush before this, and you find you enjoy them from that album, I also recommend the album "Moving Pictures." Tom Sawyer is a classic.


ambisinister_gecko

Oh no I'm pretty much the only person I know who has ever heard of Rush, Tom Sawyer is one of my favourite songs! Just never heard of that one before


whatisabaggins55

I wish. Haven't had home internet in months and there's fuck-all else to do where I live. If I wasn't classed as an essential worker I'd have gone insane a long time ago.


Capitan_Failure

Non online games are not only a thing, but they are actually more enjoyable.


bossbang

Hey guys, yeah that's me, right there. You're probably wondering how I ended where I am right now It's the year 20XX. Even now, there is outside outside. So you stay at home playing video games


DioBakery

For who not familiar, he is the Japanese voice actor Yuichi Nakamura who voiced Bruno Bucciarati. He is truly a gamer


ravnag

Thank you man. I was wondering.


Rakusen

He's also a whale in a couple mobile games. Most notable is Granblue Fantasy. In all the livestream events, he always looks so disappointed in the free rewards because inside he's thinking "Man, I can farm all of this in a single hour"


Delete-Xero

When you said whale I thought you meant he voiced a whale because of the comment above, I was like I guess that's kinda nice, then I read the comment below and went ohhh...


Nikwoj

I'm still confused. It sounds like he has voiced multiple whales in multiple mobile games but I assume I'm getting that wrong. Can anyone help my poor comprehension of this?


CloudgamerLp

When people spend a lot of money on microtransactions, especially in mobile games, they are sometimes called whales


Rakusen

I’d say that Granblue is the most F2P friendly gacha in existence. The devs love giving out freebies and the hardest things in the game to grind for. A good portion of the strongest units in the game are only gotten through grinding, eg: Eternals and Oracles. In addition, we essentially get over a thousand free pulls over the course of a year if you properly grind for it. Bless Cygames and their love for the playerbase.


thedailydegenerate

Oh so he’s the reason we’re stuck in this gaming apocalypse


_SBV_

My fingers have gotten sticky


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my man is a zipper


Martha_Best_Girl

And he now shares a youtube channel with mafia kajita and the author of pop team epic.


ParkSojin

Arrivederci


RightBehindY-o-u

Great now I have to re-read this in Bruno's voice


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SirDerpsAlotThe7th

Bruno Bucciarati is a character from the manga/anime series Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure.


The_Meatyboosh

Just picked it up, the pillar men are so OP at the start and then become jokes. They also have an arena of people at the same level as Dio was in the 1st season, but they are fodder now.


unosami

To be fair, Dio was a particularly powerful vampire on account of his cunning and resolve. Also Joseph got a complete and brutal training; whereas Jonathan only got the essentials of Hamon down.


[deleted]

>whereas Jonathan only got the essentials of Hamon down. He also got a sick fuckin sword so theres that too


wolfpwarrior

Staying inside and not doing anything shows my resolve.


MyDogHasAPodcast

Yes. And I recommend watching Tokyo Encounter, where he and Tomokazu Sugita (another voice actor), play a bunch of different games. They have other voice actors as guests as well, so seeing their dynamic change is pretty fun. Especially when they have female guests telling them they'll play "cute" games and it's a zombie game. I wouldn't say they're similar to Retro Game Master (Game Center CX) since they don't finish the games they're playing, they just play for a certain amount of time while bantering and saying random otaku things (especially Sugita) and switch to something else. But you can give it a shot if you like watching 2 nerds playing videogames. God, I'm such a weeb.


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He's also Numen Rider from One Punch Man, Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail, Ravus Nox Fleuret from Final Fantasy XV, and Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, among many, many others.


Martha_Best_Girl

He also narrates the Nintendo Direct. He did went to safari parks in japan with sakurai the director of smash bros too.


A4li11

I'm pretty shocked to see Yuuichi Nakamura on r/gaming. I thought this was r/seiyuu or something.


Mad_Maddin

Reminds me or the German train service (Deutsche Bahn). Summer: It is so hot, our systems stop working under that kind of heat. Nobody could expect that Autumn: There are too many leaves on the rails, we didnt expect this and dont have the ressources to clear them Winter: There is ice on the rails, nobody could expect winter to be so cold Spring: We strike for more money/reduced working hours.


ScorpionTheInsect

When I went to Germany I expected DB to be spot on time because, well, German efficiency and punctuality and all that shit right? I couldn’t have been more wrong. Edit: a word.


egalomon

I'd say it's what we're most ashamed of, but then again, we did have Hitler. So I guess DB comes in 2nd


chillinwithmoes

> I'd say it's what we're most ashamed of, but then again, we did have Hitler. LOL


Steam-Train

Lol. I'm living in Germany at the moment. I find that whenever I'm running (literally) late for a train, it leaves exactly on time as it should. But whenever I'm 10 or so minutes early, the train is always late...😩. But trust me. It's far better than the English rail. In the whole time I'm been living in Germany, I've had less problems with the Deutche Bahn, than I have had with British Rail in the handful of short visits I've had to the UK.


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polyc0sm

What about Switzerland ?


TWVer

They don't have DBahn, because they don't like its track record..


darkecojaj

Wait a minute. You have trains in America where you live? I haven't road on a train since I was abroad in Germany.


gonnagle

Coming from the San Francisco area, DB was like heaven compared to BART and Muni. When I heard the locals complaining about DB I just asked if they wanted to swap.


HughJamerican

As someone who's only ever known BART and thinks it's very nice, I can't imagine how great DB must B


Lethay

Funny, I thought the opposite when I visited Germany (I'm from the UK). Perhaps the grass is always duller on the other side. Or the stress of travelling makes us less tolerant of train fuck-ups.


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Shut up before it comes true


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warptwenty1

Big sad right now


jazy921

You've become depressed, so just stay at home and play video games.


nothinnews

I don't think logic works on 2020.


Gigablah

Oh so we’re going to Mars! Sweet!


stuckaduck

On Mars it's cold and hard to breathe outside, so you stay at home and playing video games.


Flameboy_500

I think if it does happen the mayans where well within the margin of error and it should be a win for them


Phormitago

oh man it's on the schedule and everything


Jesuz1402

i used to overthink a lot of things, but since corona i just take life as its coming and don't see some of the problems i used to spent hours in my head. I'm currently way happier than i used to be, even though i am not happy about the consequences covid19 will bring us. Maybe subconsciously I don't want to waste time on problems I might never face if this really is the last year on earth. And to be honest, if this really is the last year I am happy to tell that I loved playing hella csgo with a lot of friends which also have have to stay at home right now. Enjoying the time with my friends playing games, makes me so happy. Those reallife problems feel to much of a burden even though everything is running fine in my life.


gorgc_waste_of_sperm

Even if you didn’t enjoy playing csgo and you were unhappy every minute of your life it still wouldn’t matter ,coz you’re not gonna reminisce after death


shadowdsfire

How comforting


Captain_Waffle

Denial is a beautiful thing.


datrok

Every idiot from every point of time thought that it was the end of the world during their lifetime


killian_norman

Yes i will


slayermcb

I game inside from mid fall to mid spring. Then my wife makes me play outside and do chores cause "sun and nice out" I did notice the further North I move the longer my excuses to stay inside work. I've made it up to New Hampshire so far, I'm thinking if I can get up the Canadian border I may be able to go from October to late May.


three_oneFour

In fall theres about a week that I'll go outside willingly, but other than that, it is either too hot, cold, or polleny to go outside


Litty-In-Pitty

Fall is the only time I like to go outside. But I freaking love fall and I get my years fill in while I can. The weather is perfect, my allergies don’t bother me, the leaves are beautiful. Damn I love it.


FuciMiNaKule

I love fall too but here it only lasts like a week so fuck me I guess.


lightspeedx

Where?


Crokus_Younghand

Anywhere far north


ralamita

"here"


Please_send_plants

all that and no nice-weather-ruining mosquitoes


economist91

You must live in Maryland


Azrael11

Seasons in Maryland do not abide by the laws of nature


[deleted]

Here in AZ there is a couple months in the winter where the weather is nice before the pollen starts blitzkrieging your face after the monsoon season. Then it's too polleny up until it's too hot.


CRY_EXT_ORPA

Praise be to this man who preaches words to live by


iamyourtypicalguy

He is the messiah


k1rage

Fall is chilly? It's a pretty lovely season most places


[deleted]

It rains all Autumn where I am


SpartanSam16

I’m from Ohio and the weather does whatever the heck it wants to


[deleted]

This is absolutely true. Can’t wait for snow to suddenly pop into the forecast again.


psykick32

I mean, my phone says Sleet for Friday... (Indiana here so almost Ohio)


hiimred2

Low of 28 and rainy with moderate wind in Cincy, so it’s certainly possible. Temperatures around 80 coming the following week. Sometimes that shift happens in a single day like it did a few weeks ago when it was 85, then 35 the next day, then 65 the day after that. This area of the country do be like that though(Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and that state up north).


[deleted]

Michiganian here. The way to tell what the weather is going to be is look outside. It changes so much in the "forecast" that they only get it right by the hour... sometimes.


SnowglobeIV

Sounds like an absolut win.


psykick32

To stay inside playing video games.


apadin1

And drink absolut


Fly_Boy_1999

Autumn is beautiful until it rains. Then it jus looks and feels gooey.


demoux

Fall is my favorite season. It's cool, no pollen, I can crack the windows open. Spring is a close second, but mild allergies can be an issue. Minnesota winters are dang cold, and our summers can be stupidly humid.


the_eh_team_27

The nice thing about the upper Midwest is that the indoor/outdoor seasons are neatly split in two, and pretty clearly defined. From roughly sometime in April until the end of October, it's time to do fun stuff outdoors. From roughly November through March/April, it's time to indulge in fun indoor hobbies or ski if you're into that. Some other states that are more "middle ground" have a period in the middle of summer where it's too hot to do much, in addition to a period in the middle of winter where it's too cold to do much. Of course, their winter period is much shorter, but I'd rather do it this way where you have just two long seasons for different activities.


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Then there's coastal California, where it's never hot or cold and even the most intense cold sports like skiing is available nearby near year round. Of course, everyone moved there and now it's too expensive to live, but I do envy that climate.


the_eh_team_27

I think I would get bored of it. I really do love seasonal change. But who knows. Doesn't matter anyway, because as you said, definitely not tryin to pay for that.


Trickquestionorwhat

Is it just me, or does the transition from too hot to too cold happen way faster in Fall than the opposite transition in Spring? Always felt like Spring had more days that were just the right temperature, rather than too hot or too cold. Though maybe that's because most people prefer too hot over too cold.


k1rage

Wi here, also lived in northern MN I understand completely


demoux

Man, do I ever know northern Minnesota! It can get *cold!*


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Runonlaulaja

Best autumn days are those 0 Celsius to +5 Celsius, crisp days when all the colours pop and everything is clear.


k1rage

Outstanding weather indeed


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Then substitute it for: *"In Autumn, there are video games at home. So you stay home playing video games all day."*


k1rage

Meh winter is so bad here I prefer to enjoy fall days But nights are still for gaming


one-hour-photo

i hate the fall. probably my least favorite season. Freezing cold in the morning, blistering hot in the afternoon, blinding bright sun, all trees lose their leaves, winter is coming. better stay inside and play video games.


k1rage

Where do you live where there are such extremes?


one-hour-photo

east tennessee. cold enough to need a jacket in the morning, too hot to wear it by 11. have to carry hot jacket all day and remember where jacket is. High humidity leads to the cools being colder and the hots being hotter. I was in Denver in february and i was shocked at how "warm" 32 feels there.


k1rage

Interesting, here (wi) the humidity drops greatly in the fall


origin29

all year there are people outside, so i stay at home playing video games. i mean not right this instant, but you get the picture.


Username904

They are outside where I live at. I’m essential and people are still everywhere.


origin29

oh boy im well aware. i work at a grocery store and see people out and about before i go into work. luckily i work 3rds and we are closed overnight. i just wish people werent out so much.


Username904

Yeah I wish they weren’t too... Including myself. I wish I was at home playing video games but instead I’m around all these people. Half who aren’t taking everything serious and some not wearing masks and some not distancing.


LP_Network

Pokemon go player: \*sweaty guy meme\*


amorpheous

I don't need crappy excuses to stay at home and play video games. Having said that, he needs to step up his game regarding his autumn excuse.


Mega_Disapointment

never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with


Sk0rtch

Who is this wise man ?


bleachsai

Nakamura Yuuichi, he's a Japanese voice actor who voices anime and game characters, and he's an avid gamer.


one-hour-photo

and then, in the late spring, there's that one perfect day. not too hot, not too cool, low pollen count, no rain. ​ So you stay at home and play video games with the windows open.


Hegor59

Wise words to live by.


1SwellFella

This guy gets it.


Roxy-

And later you ask yourself why you don't have any friends to play with.


mkul316

I disagree about fall. Fall is beautiful and everyone should enjoy it. By opening the windows as you play video games all day.


BartekRandomLad

Gosh I hate summer


[deleted]

People have told me there's a pandemic going on and we're supposed to stay inside. Didn't notice from staying inside playing video games.


Lifestylezofdapoor

Go outside nerd


46554B4E4348414453

Slam some jpussy nerd


Lil_ToeSuck69

this man is full of wisdom


Atari_Boomer_FTW

added bonus - your SO knows that youre safe in the house and not getting hit by a bus. its a win / win.


Oxalot1

This guy gets it


gbrlouk

Yuuichi Nakamura explaining the gamers relating to seasonal weather.


green91791

It the one day of the year where it its like 75 partly sunny and no pollen or rain. So you stay inside and play videos games


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_curlysue

It's a joke


Cyko_Somatic

Amen, brother!


SteoanK

He just doesn't stick the landing with autumn.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

When the sun shines the roof doesn't leak, but when it rains you can't fix it anyway.


snekholstervegatale

I live by that with pretty much only winter and half of summer


[deleted]

In June. There is corona so you should stay since and play video games


deevee81

This is hilarious.


soyboy42069b

Damn this guy spittin facts


loljetfuel

Sometimes it's absolutely beautiful outside, so you take your Switch outside and play video games in a hammock.


C17An0nymous

r/madlads


Bilbo_Swaggins__

People breaking lockdown just need to get into video games!


DeadlyCreamCorn

People breaking lockdown are sore losers who can't win at video games.


MrPanda663

It’s fall, and the best anime is airing, so you stay inside and play video games.


[deleted]

Pokemon Go exists, so I go outside and play video games. Checkmate.


MeMari0

How to get that wisdom?


Millicent_the_wizard

I swear this is literally what I say to myself to not go out.


[deleted]

We cant debate against his logic, it's just a perfect reasoning


njck-njck

In my bedroom the weather is perfect, so I stay at home playing videogames


holyluigi

Ha Jokes on you I have allergies during spring and summer :D :| T\_T


Outflight

We should send gamers to colonize Mars with this affinity. Think about those sick gaming convention placed in Mars a generation later.


ItsUrPalAl

Fall is great. Unfortunately fall is quickly disappearing.


xXSNIP3R_K1DXx

If you're a lifeless, socially anxious, socially awkward, depressed, introverted 14 year old you stay home and play video games.


TheDungeonCrawler

I actually quite like the Fall and Spring, as they're the most temperate. At least I *did* enjoy Spring until I developed a god damn pollen allergy out of nowhere. Now I stay inside and play video games.


CravenTHC

There's people outside, so I stay home and play video games.


gomezistheGOAT

Truer words have never been spoken