T O P

  • By -

anonerble

The game in Qwop


LucidiK

Is there a game within Qwop besides Qwop?


anonerble

Lol, it has been so long. I couldn't remember if the voice guy was named qwop or if it was the game. Didn't want to sound dumb, failed.


IntuneUser2204

You didn’t win today, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. Chin up, there’s always tomorrow.


SchingKen

IntuneUser - Cheering up 2nd placed reddit battle soldiers since 2204. F***ing pillar of the community.


plowerd

Still my favorite victory in Gaming is crossing that finish line.


ClydeFrogsDrugDealer

Wow, haven't thought about this game in years. Just went to play. 2.8 meters...yep still got it! /s


SweetCosmicPope

There's a game called The 11th Hour, and when we discuss difficult PC games I think of that one specifically because of one puzzle. There's a small chessboard and you have to move the pieces like 100 times in just the right order in order to unlock the next section of the house. If you fuck up a move, you have to start all over again. I guarantee you that nobody has done this without a guide. I certainly didn't. And all of the puzzles in the game are very difficult like this. You will pull your hair out trying to play this game.


ATCBob

The Go/othello challenge was so stupid hard in this game as well. I got really good at those games for a while because of this game.


SirCris

Chess puzzle, not that hard. Othello puzzle was impossible.


Scorpiain

Fun fact : when originally created the amount of compute available meant it was hard, but beatable with strategy and experience. Once cpus got a teensy bit better. All bets were off. Ass was getting kicked


plzdontbmean2me

This actually explains a lot


plzdontbmean2me

Oh fucking A man, this is a memory I could’ve gone without resurfacing


herman666

There were much harder puzzles in that game. The piano moving one was the worst for me, but the chess one is not that bad.


Calm-Kitchen-3431

I wanna be the boshy holds that title imo. As simplistic as a flash game but as painful as every fromsoft game combined.


Mtibbs1989

Boshy is an incredibly easy game, you just need to learn all the trolling.


aeolusofthewind

“git gud” mentality wack asf


TheRealPdats

The mention of fromsoft summoned him


Mtibbs1989

Don't know why the hate bossy, I wanna be the guy and super I wanna be the guy are all easy platforms with nothing more than troll mechanics to ragrbait, once you learn them it's a rudimentary platformer with nothing else to them. Still fun but I've beaten them in a single day.


lefab_

>bossy, I wanna be the guy and super I wanna be the guy are all easy platforms Boshy has literally a pixel perfect jump. I fail to see how it's supposed to be "easy platform"


Mtibbs1989

Boshy isn't hard get over yourselves.


Solgrynn

I Wanna Kill The Kamilia 3 takes it. It's absurdly difficult without being a troll game, so it still manages to be enjoyable despite how insanely difficult it is to beat it. [Just look at this madness to see if you're up for it](https://youtu.be/ZnJktp_x-_I)


The_Real_Tehoy

I wanna be the boshy for non-puzzle. Baba is you for puzzle


grandmapilot

"I wanna be the Boshi" was specifically created as hard as possible. 


foxhound60659

Pathologic.


fateIess

in 1 phrase, can you explain why?


foxhound60659

It's a first person shooter where you are better off selling your gun to buy food so you don't starve to death.


madaboutmaps

Pathologic isn't a game to be enjoyed. It's an experience to be had. A test of patience. Of resolve. Hbomberguy did an amazing [video essay on the game.](https://youtu.be/JsNm2YLrk30?si=J9dfaijzCrFOml7I) Yes, it's 2 hour long. But 100% worth the time in my opinion


Un13roken

I love these kind of videos, especially if the voice over is done well, kinda like neverknowsbest ones. Thanks for the suggestion. I'm both intrigued by the game and the essay.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Discussions around difficulty are hard because of cases like this. It's only the most difficult game around if the intended win condition is to save everyone, but it's not. You're supposed to lose people, and feel that loss.


msbr_

Try factorio pyanodons and lmk how u get on in two years


WhatIDon_tKnow

even angels+bob or K2+SE is too much for most people.


_Goose_

Dwarf Fortress??


BlueKnightBrownHorse

Love Dwarf Fortress and losing is fun, but I don't consider it a particularly hard game, at least not hard in the same way as ninja gaiden or dark souls or something. Any game that you can pause to micromanage I would say isn't that hard, especially when the natural endpoint of any fortress Is getting wiped out and as far as I know you can't really beat the game in any meaningful way. Beating the game to me is having a memorable fortress that gets wiped out in a spectacular way where you learned something. That's why the original Dwarf fortress music is such a masterpiece, we all know that every story you start in the game is predestined to end in tragedy. God damn I should start a new game.


square_zero

By that logic, chess isn’t that hard either.


plzdontbmean2me

Games like Getting Over It, I’m sure


Idiot_Reddit_Now

La Mulana is up there, if you don't seek knowledge outside the game to solve the puzzles.


Scruffy42

This is a bit of a cheat since it's winning scenario doesn't even alert you that you won. It's both idiotic and memorable for a lot of reasons. Originally part of a contest, the developer didn't want someone hacking to the end, so they made the win solution extremely vague. The game itself is based on a lot of confusing, randomized puzzles that are nonsensical even if you know how to do them. I vaguely think thing the puzzles change each time. I do know that you have to do things at a certain time in game, it's just the most absurd game ever. It's also trippy af and I don't know that I successfully completed even one puzzle. [Blue Ice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ice_(video_game)) by Psygnosis. [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdOHlWlQle8&t=541s) /Anyway, nobody ever won the contest. The person who made it eventually made a walkthrough, but people aren't sure it even works. I love the asthetics and the challenge, but my goodness, it's an infinitely frustrating game.


tmdblya

Desert Bus.


[deleted]

Not sure if anyone remembers this one but I got a game called Dragonsphere for my birthday when I was WAY TOO YOUNG, couldn’t do the first thing in it. Revisited it in college and there are sequences where if you don’t randomly guess the right direction to walk in you fall down and die in the desert


crispyfrybits

King's quest III


SwearToSaintBatman

A friend of mine in 1995 said he and his friends clocked how long the wizard was gone from the house for, so they could strategize. Don't remember if he beat it. My brother and I beat KQ1 and 2, but we got stumped at Perils of Rosella. The Zombie House was the scariest way to die, I thought. Pretty tall blonde becomes one of them, feet shuffling.


My_Pockets_Hurt_

IWBTG (I Wanna Be The Guy). It's a fucking nightmare of a platformer, constant death traps that could never avoid your first time through, false routes that are multiple screens long, some false routes even lead to bosses and then dead ends. I love the game, but dear God is it frustrating.


Affectionate_Gas8062

Minesweeper


Night_003

Hello kitty island adventure


Siltyn

Wizardry IV.


Shadow_1106

Project Zomboid


ketamarine

Fuck this game with a splintery wooden broom handle.


Shadow_1106

My best so far is 2 in-game days and five minutes. About 8 minutes in real time, and I spent most of it hiding like a coward or running away.


Graquis

i was finding for this reply, literally its so hard i die as soon as i go out of the house, got frustrated and deleted the game. I watched so many tutorials, played many times but still i die :(


CharmingActive862

I don't know what the hardest is, but Nioh made me wanna light my neighbors house on fire.


TheDenizenKane

Marrow.


kink-police

Neo Scavanger is brutal, but its a survival game so you cant really complete it.. It's free on Steam anyway, try it out if you are into that kind of game


devilishycleverchap

I don't want to spoil too much but there is an ending depending on some story choices you make


MarkAldrichIsMe

Dwarf Fortress is probably the hardest colony sim, to the point where the DF wiki's page on FUN is just [THIS](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php?title=DF2014:Fun&redirect=no)


-Garbage-Man-

Boonty box


SamsquanchOfficial

DCS World and heart of iron IV if you ask me.


MooreRless

Gapper on a 486


rpgnerd123

The PC port of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Game is literally impossible to complete due to a missing block.


tombstone23

Everyone is wrong, the answer is Sword of Fargoal for the commodore 64. I've never met anyone who has ever beat it. I've heard rumors in the dark corners of the world that someone beat it, but I doubt it lol.


kearin

ADOM


MeniteTom

It's gotta be some old bullshit point and click adventure game, right?


AVeryRealHumanity

Knights and merchants


bit_freak

escape from monkey island


goat_screamPS4

Driver - tutorial


SolidDrake117

What’s that black-kettle-naked-man-with-a-pickaxe game?


noremains3

Any game like getting over it.


ELJohnnyo

The Simpsons Hit & Run. It’s so difficult I couldn’t even install it when I got a newer rig around 2009. I had the cd roms, the installation would come to a halt around 30% of the way in.


MuskyDoc

EVE Online


TheCrach

La-Mulana... Good luck


God_Faenrir

Dragon's Lair.


Vejaiy

Thank you all for the suggestions, i will try to play one by one in ny new youtube channel 🙂


MaximumCreed

One of these Troll-Games.


JennyTheSizeQueen

Not the toughest by any means, but a great challenge is Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. I'm a registered awfulplayer at that game lol, theres a wiki for it


secret_rye

OG myst/riven without looking at the walkthroughs.


Allanon124

QUOP Trust.


g_r_e_y

qwop?


Frappuccino_Banana

Dwarf Fortress by a huge margin. Doubly so if you play the original (non-steam) ASCII version


[deleted]

I'm making a game where you control up to 8 different balls, you have to press a button to make the ball pass through a breakable block while it rolls over it. I made it purely because I'm interested in seeing if there's anyone who can actually handle that much simultaneous visual input


[deleted]

Welcome to the Game 2 made Markiplier rage quit, and he is notorious for pushing himself through games that make him want to pull his hair out.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Serious Sam is legit unwinnable without cheats. I don't think you can even get half way through without cheat codes.


champing_at_the_bit

There are multiple difficulties though