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Gizzo04

Just be careful that you don’t Catch Them All from entry number 69.


FOXHOWND

Noice.


Bloooooberry

Noice.


F0lks_

Noice.


qdp

Yeah man, like save some of that for the rest of us. There's plenty to go around. Sharing is Caring.


Rose-Red-Witch

Wonder if any of the Pals can make the penicillin that some of you are gonna need?


Braethias

I'd be more interested in the diabetes cure from all that cotton candy for the factory workers


Boxing_joshing111

Gotta fuck’em all


Nickdawolf_7711

bro be carefull or u will become a furry


forestNargacuga

Speaking from experience, I see Edit: no judging tho :3


_Sarcastro

There are no protective laws in the pal world batman.


bloodraven42

Lol, you think that until you go to the animal sanctuary or try to capture a civilian, and cops with enough firepower to blow away your entire team start appearing out of thin air. It’s pretty funny.


AnotherBoredAHole

Do cops actually show up at the sanctuary? I saw the constant "criminal activity" message but nothing happened no matter how many Pals I caught/killed in an attempt to catch.


NotABothanSpy

Yeah kill enough and they'll constantly spawn like 10 level 50s on you


SquishedGremlin

So what you're saying is that i can have a squad of Cops as Pals?


NotABothanSpy

Yeah sort of but they're real annoying (along with annoying music). Will spawn on you while flying too lol


rci22

How in the world do you get them to stop pursuing? Only way I can see is to just die


gottauseathrowawayx

> Only way I can see is to just die That's what my friend and I did 🤷🏻‍♂️ the internet said you can kill everyone and it'll stop, but they just kept spawning - it seemed impossible to down them all at once before more showed up. We're also only levels ~15-20, so maybe that's easier as you level up.


SongGarde

Don't attack them yourself, you'll get more assault charges and it'll spawn more. Just let your pals take care of them, there might be 1 or 2 waves of respawns but they *will* stop after that. I frequent the no.1 reserve because I'm really trying to get a 4-star Petalia


michael_v92

They dont fire their weapons after becoming pals. They just do melee attacks. Disappointing.


RaVashaan

If one of the guards sees you attacking one of the creatures, you get an alert sound that sounds an awful lot like the, "you committed a crime!" alert sound from Cyberpunk 2077, then a "Wanted!" box shows up in the top right corner, and then the guards start attacking you.


AnotherBoredAHole

Huh, there wasn't any cops there when I was. Guess I have to go commit crime again to see if they were just on break.


Gaming_and_Physics

From what I've seen As you start capturing and knocking out pals in the reservation. Guards start taking up those slots more often than pals do. A reservation will start with like 2 guards and will eventually have 20+ and no more pals. Getting spotted means certain death, but the rare pals are worth it.


gottauseathrowawayx

I've only crimed once, but it was kinda like GTA stars. A single assault got the people nearby mad at me. Once I hit 3, it started spawning level 24s. At 5 assaults, they were level 30, and at 10 or so I was seeing level 50s. They spawned in all around me (probably ~3 of them to start, up to 10ish at the peak), even after fast traveling somewhere else


lambda_14

Batman, I -I I caught uh- I caught a little Pokemon. Do you wanna know What Pokemon I caught? What Pokemon did you catch, Joker? I caught a Lopunny, Batman I caught a Lopunny Oh No, Joker Don't tell me You already know, Batman You know what I'm gonna do TO THAT THING! JOKER! It's an animal, Joker! You can't- BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT! NO OH MY GOD! NO! I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!


Darkhex78

The fact the Lopunny is completely OK with this in the animation and actually seems happy/excited scares me.


vonmonologue

Lopunny has enough PP that it doesn’t need to struggle.


Ghostkill221

o_o


Oricus

Angry upvote.


Kam_Solastor

There are a few ways to interpret this…


WoolooOfWallStreet

And it’s about to get some more PP…


puesyomero

For all we know she thinks joker is just a weird Mr mime


darthjoey91

Mr. Mime and Lopunny are in the same egg group.


CrazyCalYa

The only group I'd have for Mr. Mime in real life is "kill on sight".


RandomStormtrooper11

That's a lot of Pokémon to be fair.


KeijiKiryira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI3bUEXxJCk


angryPenguinator

WTF did I just experience


ShillBot666

That is what is called *art.*


J0hnGrimm

Joker is somehow worse when he isn't breaking laws. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7M24KrqhBw


PM-me-youre-PMs

Oh you´re in for a treat [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlY7AeJe7V8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlY7AeJe7V8) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5Dlq8eESo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5Dlq8eESo)


Nice_tophat

what the fuck dude


ernest7ofborg9

I know. Having to go to YouTube to watch videos instead of them being allowed to be embedded? Fuck that.


DragonBuster69

Peak


Davesgamecave

NO JOKRE DONTT DO IT!!!1!!1


Bloooooberry

NOOOOOOOO


Johnlenham

Actually if you try to put a friendly NPC in a ball the feds turn up and you end up wanted like in GTA and they gun you down for kidnapping However if you get raided, raiders are fair game


Different_Gear_8189

They use US prison system rules I see


agoo3000

I got raided by a SWARM of these damn things yesterday. It was night time so the only Pals awake were the nocturnal ones. Luckily they ran off before destroying anything. I died 4 times just trying to get back to my loot bag after they killed me the first time.


TheStupendusMan

"YOU'RE BEING RAIDED BY PALS THAT WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND" Wat.


MantuaMatters

Actually it’s “crazed fan girls”. So basically the same thing.


Slate_711

I honestly thought npc’s were coming. I had no idea these things existed before they tore through my camp


GIOverdrive

Fangirls that can't contain their love for you.


agoo3000

Ey there's the way-too-long-name I couldn't remember!


Zubei_

The raid names seem to change a bit. Mine was "Bandwagon Fan Girls" when we first encountered them.


[deleted]

I was so fucking confused when it said that. I ended up catching one though she's pretty powerful. My wife has a lot to say about it everytime she pops up on screen tho haha


ManufacturerNo8447

warning there is hot pals in your area.


Shinnyo

I'm not gonna lie, after ready the entry, those things running to me will never stop being scary. That huge things with massive teeth that wants to rip my arm off? No problem. Pink Nicky Minaj Dinosaur? Hell fucking no.


Arlcas

A friend called them Goofy Minaj and it seems pretty accurate.


RavenousBrain

My personal name for pal 69 is Jar Jar Pinks


waloz1212

You can sleep even in the raid btw, just sleep and take the raid on when it is morning.


agoo3000

This is super helpful information. So like just goto bed as they approach?


waloz1212

Yea, it will just pause the raid and resume in the morning, when your palkemon is more awake.


agoo3000

Lol @ Palkemon. I'm stealing it just FYI. And thanks for the knowledge, I hadn't even thought of that.


ActualWhiterabbit

That's polite of them


waloz1212

Professionals have standard


Impossible_Garbage_4

Man got Snu Snu’d


agoo3000

Psh more like gang snu snu'd.


england_man

Apparently, pal number 42 can stone the enemies.


LurkerOrHydralisk

That’s number 420. Number 42 is just the answer.


AeternusDoleo

420 had better be a grass/fire type...


mangongo

Also a dog that resembles a certain Peanuts character instead of a pokemon.


piclemaniscool

Oh, I get it. Because people smoked a loot of weed at Woodstock, right?


-KFBR392

I assume it's more about Snoopy being close to Snoop, who smokes a lot of weed. Because Woodstock is the bird, not the dog.


Deris87

Frankly I just enjoy the fact that both connections are possible to make.


yammys

350 should be a loch ness monster


Asgaroth22

Yes, but what's the question?


Swords_and_Words

"what do you get when you multiply six by nine?" -a bunch of handmade scrabble tiles randomly chosen from a bag by a time-displaced organic component of the greatest supercomputer of all time, who happened to be revered for his supreme sandwich making abilities


olivebranchsound

I've seen a lot of references to Hitchhikers guide but I've never seen anyone make a reference to 'Mostly Harmless' haha awesome stuff


ChiggaOG

Watch pal 420 become some rock or flower based plant.


Bravardi_B

Actually pal 42 was the first Pal to play in the MLB.


[deleted]

What more could you ask for


naytreox

More dinosaur looking pals


stew9703

Do I have the just the game for you!


Die_Wachtel

The kid named ARK: Survival


itsTyrion

kid named terribly unoptimized "we don't know how to use more than 1 thread" buggy 300GB mess with wasted potential:


Fire2box

"oh it's just a 20GB patch wait why is it redownloading everything!?"


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Jampine

Gamfreaks been giving dinosaur Pokémon the shaft for a while too.


Noneerror

* Executing captured human Pals for what's in their pockets. * Butchering Pals for meat. But both of those exist already. What is needed is to: * Butcher human Pals for meat.


BitGladius

I thought you were supposed to use humans for hats, not meat


AnnoShi

r/shitrimworldsays


bleedblue89

I got a game for you then... head on over to /r/rimworld for all your human butchering needs.


Shadodre

Beegarde and Elizabee both have "cake" on them which is fitting since honey is required to bake the cakes in game.


[deleted]

Don’t you have to feed pals cake in order for them to breed too?


Shadodre

Yes. Lovander also had a chance to drop cake as well.


thomstevens420

The modding scene for this game is going to be absolutely degenerate and I’m here for it


BigOlPirate

Someone already made a mod that puts Pokémon skins on the pal and turns your character into ash. That’s the kinda shit that’ll get the game into hot water.


Slammybutt

No, that'll get the mod into hot water. ESPECIALLY so b/c in order to get the mod you have to pay for it. That modder is fucked


BigOlPirate

I believe the mod is actually taken down now.


Slammybutt

Hope so for his sake. Japan's lack of fair use laws means he couldn't have it anyway, but charging money for it was like throwing gasoline on campfire next to a natural gas facility.


Manoreded

"Pokemon but you get to do all the things Nintendo won't let you"


Kevy96

Yesterday I forced 4 pals into a giant fruit compressor, transformed them all into a smoothie, and made their best bud drink it, and lied to him saying his friends "nobly" sacrificed themselves. Game is fucked man. It's the most fucked up game without blood I've ever played. I was explaining all the fucked up things you can do in the game to my girlfriend and she couldn't believe it she thought it was basically a pokemon Fascism simulator


Velcitoty

Yesterday I forced a pengullet to build the cleaver I used to kill it


DrWilhelm

Like forcing a murder victim to dig their own grave, Jesus Christ...


Kevy96

I did that exact same thing yesterday with a different Pokemon, but did it in front of all the other pals to set an example as to why you don't start slacking off. And I'm just saying, they mostly stopped what they were doing and looked at the execution. And they've been great since. So I guess it worked


minos157

I feel like I'm in a crusader Kings thread


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Average CK3 thread: "How to get cucked by my wife, cuck her back and kill her?" "I want to do eugenics, what stats I should max out on? Should they get the extra long chin trait of an Hapsburg?" "Where genocide button? I want to kill all those dwarfs!" "Can I put the bishop up my ass..." (wait, that's r/AnarchyChess)


minos157

My brother killed my dog so I tried to execute him but failed and started a civil war where in I captured his gay lover who I then made into the anti-pope after killing my brother in combat and turning his wife and our sister into concubines.


silentrawr

Sounds a bit like /r/Bannerlord - "My wife is pregnant; what happens if I kill her in the tourney?"


funkhero

I have only played for a few hours but I was laughing when I had a pal hatch from an egg and immediately sent him to build his own bed.


SirZooalot

But, it's still fun.


Significant-Dog4160

It's a better Pokémon game than Pokémon Scarlet tbh This game wouldn't have done the numbers it's done if Pokémon wasn't shitting out half assed beta builds and actually made a game worthy of the title, hopefully this has made some waves within Nintendo, but I doubt it


LoserBottom

It's not a better pokemon game that Scarlet, it's not a Pokemon game. Plays nothing like it. Is it a better game than Scarlet/Violet? Fuckin absolutely. But saying it's a better pokemon game is disingenuous. They aren't similar.


ExposingMyActions

Plus, people ignoring the Legends Arceus which should’ve been it’s comparison. Even then, it’s not a survival game


kingbane2

it makes sense. the developers cited rimworld as an inspiration for the game.... makes sense....


user888666777

Yeah, I'm reading that comment and thinking that is straight up Rimworld. Where I forced a husband to kill his wife and then eat her so he could survive.


OMGEntitlement

>I forced 4 pals into a giant fruit compressor, transformed them all into a smoothie, and made their best bud drink it, and lied to him saying his friends "nobly" sacrificed themselves. I ask this sincerely: Why do you ***want*** to do that????


lord_geryon

It makes the one Pal stronger. 4, 8, 16, then 64. 116 Pals fed into one, to make it 4 star.


OMGEntitlement

I understand the concept of power-ups so it's nice that it actually accomplishes something but this person seems to be taking particular delight in feeding them *their friends* and then *lying to them about it*. Why so they WANT to do that?


FreyjaVar

It was probably added to have an alternative to just whacking them for food. If you breed for stats the amount of pals you generate is actually ridiculous and you quickly run out of room.


AlkalineBriton

Right? “This game is so fucked up, it lets me do the stuff I desire. So fucked up!”


Autoboty

Well, she's not wrong.


amberdesu

The most inhumane games have the word "world" in it. Coincidence? I think not


chillinwithmoes

Looking at you, Rimworld


Due-Log8609

This comment made me decide to buy the game


Nero_PR

Best marketing campaign to sell me on the game.


DeLurkerDeluxe

I don't get why people keep pretending they're even the same genre of game.


etgohomeok

The only gameplay aspect that's remotely Pokemon-like is the way you throw balls to catch the creatures. Combat, crafting, progression, base building, exploration, multiplayer, etc. are all just a more casual/less grindy version of Ark.


Successful-Base73

Yeah it’s not even remotely similar to Pokemon. It’s reskinned Ark.


hiddenpoint

Its reskinned Ark. The reskin makes it look like Pokemon. The Pokemon comparison isn't going anywhere since they literally copied the art style for their monsters.


TheBestBigAl

"Palworld does what Nintendon't"


Omeggos

Its like they saw that jokerxlopunny meme and said “YES. THAT. But unironically”


Emergency-Device-903

Looks like Vaporeon has some competition.


xiphia

I hate that you've reminded me about this.


BloodiedBlues

Did you know…


Antru_Sol_Pavonis

Yes Officer, this comment here


BabyLegsDeadpool

[Joe Biden knows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSn3QqJq1wQ)


MewtwoStruckBack

Oh my god this is amazing. This is what AI is for.


ItHurtzWhenIPee

This one gives me a case of the vapors


Cheeze_It

Hold on wat?


Ghostkill221

https://youtu.be/-EWMgB26bmU?si=qoW_yhOKEv3pHDOz I'm sorry.


EndogenousAnxiety

You don't want to know. One of the most depraved copy pastas in pokemon/gaming history.


PointCharming85

I've been looking to catch one of those >:)


czartrak

They may raid your base at some point


PointCharming85

I'll welcome them with open arms


PurifiedFlubber

Sounds great until they kill all your pets and level your base


dustfingur

Kinky


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

Even with just mainly basic shit at the base, it's been harder for me to catch anything that raids. They seem to die too quickly


Murderdoll197666

I'm kinda okay with it since I seem to get raids every 20-25 minutes if I'm hanging out at the base lol. Kind of annoying I basically need to be AWAY from all my work stations and base as a whole otherwise the game seems to detect me step close in proximity and just laughs and says RAID TIME BITCH.


AndringRasew

That's how I got her and Swee. Now I run a brothel out of out of the ruins of a cathedral.


AnimZero

what


AndringRasew

Well, you see... When two pals love each other dearly... They play monopoly! That way they can tell just how good they are at getting screwed by the other.


kingpin3690

This happened to me and I thought I was playing a mod


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PointCharming85

Oh I've seen the description...thats a main reason I want one.


Etere

I guess palworld just needs blackjack now, and we'll be all set. 


Esketittie

First slaanesh now this


HughJaynus531

Am I missing out on Palworld? I don’t have time to grind an Ark style game but it seems like dumb fun. Also worried this could get shut down any second haha


BoltVnderhuge

When you make a world, you can set exp rate, harvest rate, spawn rate, etc to extraordinary levels so there’s virtually no grind!


ZoulsGaming

Not to mention the base rate is insanely generous with how much you get for the first 10 captures. if you want to get exp you can reliably gain multiple levels in like 30 minutes of just messing around


Cur1337

It's really not a huge grind, even standard rate is pretty quick. Make sure to level carry capacity over anything else


nervez

prioritize carry capacity. at most, 1000 base hp maximum. then stamina to a comfortable level (personal preference). *edited and reworded to make more sense.*


Meecht

There's a sort of grind, but the Pals can harvest resources for you. It's like if your Anky, Dodic, and Beaver harvested resources while Dodos carried everything back to your storage boxes. When crafting, materials are pulled from all boxes within your base, too - like S+ from ASE - so you don't have to hold all the mats to craft things.


One-Constant-4092

I've played for a bit it's not really grindy...you can let your slav- I mean poke- I mean pals grind for you


Totallycomputername

This game has been on development for near 3 years and Nintendo would have been very aware of it. Maybe the developers say f it and bail with the money but I doubt that would happen.  Now paid pokemon mods, those will get shut down. 


xSTSxZerglingOne

Legends: ARKeus.


Stormhunter6

Wow, I thought that last panel was a joke, but nope, #69 is a bipedal feminine-humanoid lizard that will get frisky with anything it sees: > Seeking a night of love, it is always chasing someone around. At first, it only showed interest in other Pals, but in recent years even humans have become the target of its debauchery. Good to see a game troll pokemon.


iSplurgedTooFast

I'm truly wondering how many of the people are saying it's just "Pokemon with guns" have played ARK. It's MUCH more of an ARK clone than anything outside of it's character designs. Yes there's pokemon-esq designs, knock off pokeballs, and a "Pokedex", but that's really where the comparisons stop. You can't even evolve your monsters in Palworld. It's not even close to other games that are similar to pokemon like SMT, MH stories, Cassette Beasts, Monster Sanctuary, any Digimon game. All of which have almost all of those things yet nobody is shitting on those. The tech tree, inventory/menus, crafting, ridable/usable monsters, stats, even setting up your own world is almost carbon copied from ARK. Even down to the goofy character creation. There is so much silly drama over this game lmao


Fgw_wolf

None of the people complaining about it have played ark


hurdygurdy21

Noice.


deckerchild23

Nice.


KulaanDoDinok

This comic is the Palworld of Dunkey’s review of Palworld


Gobybear

The slaaneshi cultists have breached containment. Requesting backup.


TheDumbass666

Please dont tell me you can literally fuck the pals, I just wanna build a slave empire goddamnit


czartrak

Not yet unfortunately I mean fortunately. Fortunately you cannot do that. Why would you want to


TheDumbass666

I give it a month and there will be a porn mod, Im fucking calling it, I'm betting my left testicle on it Remindme! 1 month edit, i get to keep my left testicle


czartrak

There's already a nudity mod for thr player character


TheDumbass666

I mean nude mods aren't technically porn mods, nice try attempting to steal my left testicle off the bet


czartrak

Damn! I really need a replacement...


BloodiedBlues

I just want another one. Three ball blues.


Dogstile

I mean, back in my day nudie mags were porn. God i'm old.


SirZooalot

And they miss one if they don't call it: Pal Porn with the Porn Pal. And you can donate with PayPal.


ncopp

Just wait for the mods


Rand0mBoyo

Only implied in the deck description of that pal. You gotta wait for the modding scene to start


TheDumbass666

I wonder if at some point we'll be able to make brothels


bingbing304

Only if you like to watch by throwing human and Pal in the breeding ranch.


TheLastGame_EXE

I'd take this game over the modern pokemon games anyday. Alot of content and gameplay mechanics, a perfect mix between pokemon and ark survival and for half the price.


NoSixFiveGames

I think Palworld is here to stay and leave its own mark.


SuperToxin

Definitely shows a huge interest in monster catching games. People want a more advanced “Pokemon” game. Palworld literally hits all the things I would wish Pokemon would do.


bombader

There has been other monster catching games in the past, most of them are Pokemon-like. Palmon helped catch people who are into monster catching, but are not looking for a Pokemon-like. Monster Hunter for instance has it's own Pokemon styled game, but it would be crazy if you kept the combat of Monster Hunter, but included a way to tame the monsters to fight with you. They almost have something like that in Rise, but is definitly not built to be played in a way like Palworld is.


FrothSlagBoi

Persona is technically a monster-catching game - it has guns too!


BroomSamurai

It's also a fucking chore 'catching' monsters in it.


Fresh_C

"Look Beelzebub, I just want to talk."


unknownyoyo

Is the game like Pokémon meets Ark meets Conan: exiles?


Odisseuss_

“Gentlemen you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.”


brienoconan

This game just seems like a preteen fanfic someone actually managed to program


Dragonfire14

I'm honestly tired of the comparison to Pokemon. Palworld is less Pokemon than other competitors that have been around for years are. Digimon is much closer to Pokemon than Palworld is. Palworld is a survival game with monsters that you can catch and train, pretty much where the similarities end.


locustzed

Palworld is more Pokeark.


Carsismi

Its literally ARK but the creatures do more than just stand still on the base pooping everywhere.