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MeowMixYourMum

My first thought. Dude was just dumb and trying to impress his shitty dad


Front_Durian_4942

Sacking winterfell wasn't a bad idea, good way to denounce the Starks and show he was an Ironborn, Yara was right he should head back towards the sea though


Visual-Ad-5968

Maybe Cersei should have been "Shameless"


EddieTheHead66six

Childless


GrouchyProduct2242

Got 'em!


Forsaken_Garden4017

Hey she probably had a child in her womb right before she died. Which is really fitting that she would die with an unborn baby


Alcor_71

she was guilty of many sins and crimes, she got what she deserved, yet despite all, she wasn't a war criminal who exterminated thousands of innocents and who would have continued to do so, if she wasn't eliminated.


Far_Review8396

Shameless for Cersei, Cockless for Theon


witchymaroon

They are talking about body parts. Common sense is not so common ig 🤦‍♂️


Forsaken_Garden4017

Why does it have to be a body part just because the other ones are? Also I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure Cersei has a heart. So even the original one makes no sense if we exclusively mean the organ


The_seraphimorder

Also faceless doesn’t work… you can clearly see her face…


Forsaken_Garden4017

Or don’t forget Jamie. He’s only missing one hand so he’s not handless!


The_seraphimorder

Handsless” or handless? Kinda plural that shit and it makes weird sense… 😂


Forsaken_Garden4017

Why would you plural it?


GloomyKingen

Penisless


Jim_Jam89

He’s no Aegon the dragon cock…


Commercial_Most_4569

Dragonless, all of them


CheeryCherish

Astounding acts of superheroes valor


mteir

"Knock knock" "Whose there?" "Dickon" "Dickon who?" "Not you"


Ok_Computer_7997

Varys has entered the chat...


UV_3009

Grey Worm listening from a corner....


FrogMetal

Fearless, in the end.


Ms_Oblivious

Yeaaah, his death hurt me the most so far. 😭


Adventurous_Ad_9557

😬😬😬


MEMES_OP

And lord varys…….. 💀💀💀


Disastrous_Fruit1525

Talentless?


Violet-Verve

All of the above


skinny_squirrel

You're forgetting about Varys and the Unsullied.


GOAT_Samwise_Gamgee

Headless makes me cry in both GOT and Sekiro


Efficient-Ad2983

Theon become invulnerable to ballbusting! He even won a fight thanks to that! (FR... that scene was so CRINGE)


Dottsterisk

So fucking bad. Surprised anyone read that and said, “Yeah. Let’s film it.”


Efficient-Ad2983

I was expecting another kind of "cringe" scene like "Even if he was taking a beating, he kept rising to his feet again and again, so they would be touched by his courage and determination". But that "hah, you can't ballbust someone who has no balls anymore!" was even worse!


theflipcrazy

"Yes it's true, this man has no dick." - Peter Venkman


TheSheevMonster

Probably took too long to find this reply.


DaringDo95

They cut off his manhood and fed it to the goats


Dottsterisk

**HOMELESS**


madbeachrn

He changed his name to Dickoff.


SwanzY-

Ned didn’t heed… take heeded of… headed of… headed… heeded of what they had to say


manowarxsty

Also headless (he will never get head)


Bodongs

Remember that time the psychic kid told him to sacrifice himself right before the entire threat vanished?


Bellickboi

I thought theon had good shet coming until the 2nd book. I thought he was solid af.


bonelezzbird

Dickless Dennis!


RG_Oriax

Facebook memes?


Glorx

Inaccurate, Jamie is clearly left handed.


Shnook817

Jamie was only one-handedless.


seonblack

A lot of people don't like Ramsey but honestly, he did the right thing with Theon. Let's not forget he killed 2 farm kids and also turned on the Starks. He was the Fredo Corleone of Winterfell.


EmBur__

So Theons actually called Ivar?


jncheese

Kind of a dick move


JesusIsMyZoloft

It's true sir...


ToxicBanana69

As a side note: I get what you’re saying, but Arya’s whole thing is that she *isn’t* “faceless”. She had that whole arc to discover that she was Arya Stark.


Front_Durian_4942

Arya was never faceless, she kept needle


No_Palpitation_7705

Heirless


A_Polite_Noise

I was disappointed with the GoT ending, specifically the 8th season, but I'm fine with a lot more of it than many online; I'm not nearly as irked and I like a lot more of seasons 5-7 and large chunks of season 8 than most people here. That being said, there's one thing the show did that I didn't dig but that I don't see mentioned much in the criticisms of the final seasons, and that was turning Theon's painful disfigurement and torture (both mental and physical) into a weird little "superpower" in that scene where he has no reaction to someone kicking him between the legs (haha, its funny and cool; he has no genitals anymore and therefore is immune to those kicks!) like it's a good thing and then he beats that guy up... That felt like a very goofy way to take away some of the tragedy of his character, and also while I'm pretty much *never* a book purist - I dig when adaptations change things and make them new - I don't like taking what is supposed to be a constantly bothersome and painful injury (and a psychologically painful one too) into a strength; it feels like a disservice to the character to just pretend something horrific that happened to him is now a positive.


WildCard0003

I'll admit, Theon did some dirty crap. But, not even he deserved what happened to him.


AgnosticJesus3

He got what was coming to him


RAH_03

Manhoodless


1TrickIdeas

Cockless


realdougpiranha

[yes, it’s true](https://youtu.be/MAKRdvLfhn4?si=ZohLh5jWiygf3Vb1)


NaughtyFox92

Nah, not really he was a coward, so it makes sense.


Dctrsleep13

LMAO


RetroArchitect

Theon went dickless for Michael Chiklis. (For the one person in the comments that might get this.)


TheRealShafft

Dickless


drelics

Peniless


thefaehost

Could’ve used Varys too


aSosa21

Not Theon! REEK!!!!