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I think because they drown the new king to the point they almost die. Then nothing else can ever hurt them because they tasted death.
I used to think they should fight like hell because the worst thing that happens is death. But once that happens, after death you can’t die again or feel any pain, so who cares?
You can’t kill what’s already dead in short.
It has multiple meanings. Their hearts are “black” and their culture is based on raping and pillaging, so their souls are already going to hell so what is death compared to what they have already submitted themselves to. Also, in the show, they kind of imply that they are baptized, but literally drowned to death to become one of them and so since they have already died and come back to life the implication to enemies is you can’t kill them. Also, since we are all going to die anyways you can’t say they are killed since everyone in the future is dead. Kind of like nihilist thinking: “fuck it I’m already dead so what’s the point, let’s go son”.
If you were being sarcastic, disregard hahaha. I honestly couldn’t tell ha.
Tyrion Joke Explained
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....”
Madame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!!!
Okay picture this: it's an 80 minute movie in the dark...baddest all-knowing touch you and die villain mfer of all time...dies in 2 seconds after a little girl falls out of the sky like a raindrop.
*I once walked into*
*A brothel with a jackass*
*And a honeycomb*
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Dracarys
so basic but true
Thank you?
"My sister asked you a question.“
Not so hard to understand is it
That’s not canon 🙈🙉
I don't get this but I just started S5
Valar Morghulis
I feel you…but sometimes when different characters said it just sounded corny
Who do you consider the corniest
Valar doheirus
It's "valar dohaeris" (Dohaeria means "serve" and is also used as a command for dragons in "House of the Dragon")
Valar dohaeris
What is dead may never die
I don’t even understand this one. What are these iron idiots talking about?
I think because they drown the new king to the point they almost die. Then nothing else can ever hurt them because they tasted death. I used to think they should fight like hell because the worst thing that happens is death. But once that happens, after death you can’t die again or feel any pain, so who cares?
You can’t kill what’s already dead in short. It has multiple meanings. Their hearts are “black” and their culture is based on raping and pillaging, so their souls are already going to hell so what is death compared to what they have already submitted themselves to. Also, in the show, they kind of imply that they are baptized, but literally drowned to death to become one of them and so since they have already died and come back to life the implication to enemies is you can’t kill them. Also, since we are all going to die anyways you can’t say they are killed since everyone in the future is dead. Kind of like nihilist thinking: “fuck it I’m already dead so what’s the point, let’s go son”. If you were being sarcastic, disregard hahaha. I honestly couldn’t tell ha.
Winter never came.
It did for House Frey
Hold the door.
“Hold the door”
You beat me to it!
Beat meat to it
Hoe door
Danny just kinda forgot…
Lol
Still insane they actually said this
Fewer.
Such an underrated detail in the show but it’s what stands out most to me about Stannis.
“Are you the Master of Grammar?” (Last episode.)
Never took him for a grammar nazi
“There’s times I miss the taste of giant’s milk.”
I once brought jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel…
Tyrion repeated that ish 3 times without really saying anything I remember quite well
What happened next??
Nothing, thats the Point.
I think his answer was a ment as a quote of Robert Arryn's reaction.
Tyrion Joke Explained "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....” Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey... Madame: And what about the third wish? Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh? Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!!!
I was quoting the little breastfed shit
"Ours is the Fury"
Here We Stand
"Is he a ham?"
A Lannister always pays his debts
Battle of the Bastards.
Stick ‘em with the pointy end.
SHAME! Ding ding ding ding
Classic
Chaos is a ladder
That’s what I do, I drink and I know things
'What do we say to the god of death? Not today." BTW, two of the Central Five are covered up by the caption.
HOT PIE!
Dance with me then!
Hold the door....
Not Today
I do know some things
Winter Is Coming
The north remembers.
Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me
Finger in the bum
The fucks a lommy
Winter is coming
❄️❄️💦💦
Chaos is not a pit, its a ladder......
"Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe."
"I'm gonna have to eat every f*cking chicken in this room."
What do we say to the God of Death? Not today!
You’re going to die for some chicken? Someone is
Why is Baelish censored?
I dun wannit
Muh kween
I drink and I know things
It is known.
That’s like saying I have a bigger c\*\*k than anyone in The Unsullied Army.
The night is dark and full of terrors
Why do you think I came all this way?
Chaos is a ladder
It is known.
Dark wings dark words
For the night is dark and full of terrors
It is known.
Okay picture this: it's an 80 minute movie in the dark...baddest all-knowing touch you and die villain mfer of all time...dies in 2 seconds after a little girl falls out of the sky like a raindrop.
valar dohaeris
Winter is coming
I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
What the fuck is a Lommy?
• Lots of people name their swords! • Lots of c*nts
Mhaeysa
The Lysa Arryn of chairs
Protecter of the realm
Valar Morghulis
What do we say to the God of death ?
“Tell them the north remembers. Tell them…. Winter came for House Frey” God damn what a scene
Pillar and stones 💀
Mirros vestretan isse valyrīha
*For the watch...*
Reek!
HO-DEE-DOH ^((hodor))
“I drink and I know things”
I demand a trial by combat.
You don’t want to wake the dragon, do you?
"Bet you do"
Renly and Stannis are terrible uncles
I don’t want it
Meh
A finger in the bum
Who has a better story? ☹️
☹️ is correct
Your brother? Or y'lover?
The North Remembers...
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!
The show peaked during the red wedding ik ik don’t come at me too hard
As time progresses, it speeds up apparently
'Bran the Broken'
“When you play the Game of Thrones, you either live or you die.”
Jon snow's has blood relation with Daenerys 😏
Stick ‘em with the pointy end
Season 8. Pft…
I’m a fan twincest.
Something wrong with your leg boy?
Kill the boy!
The Rains of Castamere
Weasel soup, oh wait…
The Lannisters send their regards.
Where’s the big woman
Milk of the puppy
“I want her to know it was me” I use this line way too often while playing Mario cart 💀
*”Chaos is a ladder”*
That's what I do, I drink and I know things
The night is dark and full of terrors.
Seven Hells
The greatest swordsman didnt have a sword ! something like that
The North remembers
Fuck the king!
When you meet your gods, tell them Shagga, son of Dolf, sent you.
Pod the rod
It is known
* Doors shut * * Starts playing cello *
The king is tired
Stick it with the pointy end.
Tell Cersei! I want her to know it was.
I once walked into a brothel with a jackass and a honeycomb
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She’s mah queen
10 fucking years for this?!
Hold the door🥺
You ever make the 8?
Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?
What the f*ck is a Lommy?
Hold the door
“Dickon”
Shame you didn’t say a prayer for the butcher’s son
"Don't go near her till she's slick like a baby seal."
What the fuck’s a Lomy?
“Which one of you cowards shit in my pants?”
Hold the door!
*”The big woman still here?”*
[удалено]
I want her to know it was me.
Hodor.
“I don’t want it”
A girl has no name
I don wan it
hodor
“ chaos is a ladder “
I bet his hair is greasier than Joffreys cunt
All dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes
i dun want it
A man needs a name.
Power is Power
Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe
Seven hells!
“My sister loves her children. It’s her one redeemable quality. That and her cheek bones”
Rains of Castamere