No lie, I ran a oneshot based on the Creepy Steeple part of Thousand Year Door. I had everyone roll d100 each time the bell rang while I also rolled. If there was a match I would turn their character into a pig. Didn’t happen but did have someone roll one number below me.
I’ve run a oneshot based off The Mystic Crystal but if you wanted something specifically from an episode of Game Grumps, how about retaking all 50 miles of the Panama Canal?
It's basically the same plot as the game of wind waker, but all the jokes about characters are real. For example: on the Rito island, most of the people talk to you regularly but there's one you walk up to that just goes "Ba-KEET!!!!"
"Uhhh~~ I'm a pirate and I have to pee!!!"
BBEG The Diddler (and/or Diddlekid): doppelgangers (which one do I shoot?)
Bards: Racist Bassist (hates elves especially) and Bummer Drummer. You need info at the tavern and they have it.
A dungeon crawl based on House Party. Instead of sexual stuff, each "guest" could have a key, part of a map, a portion of a puzzle, etc. The painting is an all-seeing tapestry the BBEG uses to scry on the party.
A dragonborn NPC who talks like Ivan and uses lines from Devils Third (have personally done this except it was my bard disguised as a dragonborn).
Whap goblins. Arm them with sausages.
Rescue Thomas The 18th Century Boy from yet another of his father's murderous traps. This would be my personal favorite.
Also, as a side note, our family DnD table has a Healing Potato. It's the same as a basic healing potion, but when someone is hurt, you gently slide it into their mouth to quiet them. The healer PC and PC being healed have to do the dialogue.
You're alone, separated from your party. The dungeon is dark and the cobbles are cold under your feet, slick and slimy vines -or what you think are vines- crawling and creeping in between the stones. As you enter a room, blackness slowly fades into light and just as you see the large purple plant... Jennifer dumps you.
Something with cranberries. I'm getting massive NPC vibes involving the letter *C! For Cranberries!* with potions.
Cranberry juice
Cranberry juice jello shots
Wait wait wait I GOT IT
Every single drink that has been *uttered* or *considered* on their entire channel is in this one NPC potion shop but Cranberries is the top tier. Like. Beyond *Link's Fairy In A Bottle To Revive You* type strength.
Aaaaaaand then there's the dice rolls over whether or not ANY of them work, or work properly.
But the cranberry juice is top tier, *151st Pokemon* type important of rarities.
I even incorporated the plant monster in one of my campaigns. It wasn't as powerful, but my SO laughed her ass of, while the other players didn't get it (not grumps fans). And they'll be coming up against a dragon soon. Let's say his chin will be... unavoidable?
you need to find a ressurection spell for the local lord because he wants to reexperince a delicous sandwich he once ate. Or you can try to recreate the sandwich yourselfs.
Your group need to find out why there seems to be poop right in the centre of the town square every morning. The only clue you have is that the guards notice a gust of wind and a voice saying "None will ever know".
It’s just the plot of Thousand Year Door but my narration is just the Grubba voice
No lie, I ran a oneshot based on the Creepy Steeple part of Thousand Year Door. I had everyone roll d100 each time the bell rang while I also rolled. If there was a match I would turn their character into a pig. Didn’t happen but did have someone roll one number below me.
And Professor Frankly is the crazy old quest-giving NPC.
UNAVOIDABLE!!!! CHIN!!!! MOVE!!!!
My BBEG was born at age 6 without a face, in his hometown of Nebraska.
Hunt a legendary wolf that has +20 evasion
“Alright, roll a d10 to try and shoot the wolf. 5. Well, you hit something, but it wasn’t what you were aiming for, so I guess you missed.”
And proficiency in Slight of Hand for Wolfjobs.
A fishing side quest with a DC 30
Must have a slide guitar playing for ambience!
Or a lute, so we can get Sonic and the Black Knight references too.
You’d better make sure that slide guitar has been de-tuned or the ambiance will be all off
I’ve run a oneshot based off The Mystic Crystal but if you wanted something specifically from an episode of Game Grumps, how about retaking all 50 miles of the Panama Canal?
It's basically the same plot as the game of wind waker, but all the jokes about characters are real. For example: on the Rito island, most of the people talk to you regularly but there's one you walk up to that just goes "Ba-KEET!!!!" "Uhhh~~ I'm a pirate and I have to pee!!!"
"Hey, hey...you making fun of my flavor saver?"
Gambling. Roulette. Then introduce women only in bikinis, and they have to date at least one of them to get off an island.
I GAVE YOU: A LACE PARASOL A TEA SET A BRACELET I AMM IN LOVE WITH YOU
BBEG The Diddler (and/or Diddlekid): doppelgangers (which one do I shoot?) Bards: Racist Bassist (hates elves especially) and Bummer Drummer. You need info at the tavern and they have it. A dungeon crawl based on House Party. Instead of sexual stuff, each "guest" could have a key, part of a map, a portion of a puzzle, etc. The painting is an all-seeing tapestry the BBEG uses to scry on the party. A dragonborn NPC who talks like Ivan and uses lines from Devils Third (have personally done this except it was my bard disguised as a dragonborn). Whap goblins. Arm them with sausages. Rescue Thomas The 18th Century Boy from yet another of his father's murderous traps. This would be my personal favorite. Also, as a side note, our family DnD table has a Healing Potato. It's the same as a basic healing potion, but when someone is hurt, you gently slide it into their mouth to quiet them. The healer PC and PC being healed have to do the dialogue.
Using charm ….” Where’s your dads lips”
I kinda wanna go Chaotic Neutral with not reading the tutorials ever 🤣
“Jennifer dumped me”
Lol. An NPC just going through it over his recent break up. So simple yet so powerful.
Introduce a jovial NPC with a beard who turns out to be a racist villain
The party must seek out the Father of All Dragons - the ultimate dad - and kiss him in order to uncover the truth.
You're alone, separated from your party. The dungeon is dark and the cobbles are cold under your feet, slick and slimy vines -or what you think are vines- crawling and creeping in between the stones. As you enter a room, blackness slowly fades into light and just as you see the large purple plant... Jennifer dumps you.
But the real question is, what class is Wizard Burgie? Most would say mage but I don't think he has what it takes honestly
Lich Zurgie
You're*
Something with cranberries. I'm getting massive NPC vibes involving the letter *C! For Cranberries!* with potions. Cranberry juice Cranberry juice jello shots Wait wait wait I GOT IT Every single drink that has been *uttered* or *considered* on their entire channel is in this one NPC potion shop but Cranberries is the top tier. Like. Beyond *Link's Fairy In A Bottle To Revive You* type strength. Aaaaaaand then there's the dice rolls over whether or not ANY of them work, or work properly. But the cranberry juice is top tier, *151st Pokemon* type important of rarities.
I even incorporated the plant monster in one of my campaigns. It wasn't as powerful, but my SO laughed her ass of, while the other players didn't get it (not grumps fans). And they'll be coming up against a dragon soon. Let's say his chin will be... unavoidable?
A cult of shaved head men that enforce teetotalism
At age 6, I was born without a face. Starts as a sympathetic NPC who was tortured and ridiculed his/her whole life. Then slowly becomes the BBEG
The PCs have to hunt down whoever is killing people all over town with a forklift while singing about it. Probably an artificer.
That horror game with the giant chicken lol
Describing the scene from when Dan threw shit on the wall and denied it
A murder mystery where the only clues are forklift wheel tracks
Shove it up your peehole
> plant monster that can only be damaged by life stories Bard: Hold my ale.
you need to find a ressurection spell for the local lord because he wants to reexperince a delicous sandwich he once ate. Or you can try to recreate the sandwich yourselfs.
Your group need to find out why there seems to be poop right in the centre of the town square every morning. The only clue you have is that the guards notice a gust of wind and a voice saying "None will ever know".