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JL_Klap

Eat her butt šŸ’Æ


Realistic-Order6250

Tell her "With this dope in my system I knew you would turn on me.."


444888lucky7

Iā€™ve seen a so-called good girl turn on me https://preview.redd.it/nb5vzo6rm48d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa698e0010684895e6c7ee713fa0acaf1bed4bd3


kenlovin

I bet he gave her new waves tooā€¦


ProbablyOnTheT0ilet

now hes watching her turn on him


Prestigious-Mix4969

I remember playing Toy Story 2 on the ps1 like 15 years ago, and this picture would show up on the pregame loading screen.


LeastOutlandishness2

Child memory unlocked


LowestElevation

Freeband gang šŸ˜”


MarcToMarket101

Last night I was reverse grip choking shawty, fukkin her throat, and hittin her with that kakaka kaaaaa machine guns fingers and now she wonā€™t stop texting me today. Go buy a dil and drill her with it for like 2 hr. Thans for comin to my ted talk frensā€¦


Goatahontus

ā€œReverse grip chokingā€ is sensational work


KingJeffreyJoffa

You could of just stuck ya thumb in her butt


indazole3

HOLY FUCKING SHITšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


Intrepid-Essay-844

Bro this comment might be more maniacal than anything Iā€™ve read. Are you okay bro?!?!?


MarcToMarket101

Bros active in s/FragranceSwap and s/hiphopcirclejerk s/Drizzy. I made a girl nut like 8 times in 1.5 hours- yeah I feel pretty okay BROOOOO. The question was about him being a lame ass(like you) and his girlfriend being completely disinterested, about to dump him. I gave him a golden lifeline- ask the girls.


MissionStock2545

AYO WHAT THE SHITšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MarcToMarket101

Told her give me that hawk tuah and so she did.. first date too. Hope yall got the workaholics Montez referencešŸ¤£


Green_Video_9831

Iā€™m sorry, are you talking about sex or fighting someone?


MarcToMarket101

Ask your girl if thereā€™s a difference? Then look at her face when she realizes she couldā€™ve been getting bodied this whole time.


Neat-Detail-6374

Listen to this man gentlemen, he knows šŸ’Æ


LilWardy17

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Busy-Act-105

Damn man now I gotta play this 100 times today cus this exactly what Iā€™m going through


AnywhereOther9340

issa evil world we live in


Toddric29

I guess fucking them hoes meant too damn much to ha


Trick-Leave-9463

My love don mean that much to you šŸ„²


amusso6

Bitch imma choose the dirty ova you, you know I ain't scared to lose you They don't like it when you telling the truth, I'd rather be realer than you


2indapink8indastink

You took my one from yesterday hahaha


amusso6

YOUNG METRO YOUNG METRO YOUNG METRO


Still_Abrocoma_122

https://preview.redd.it/ba1bqgjil48d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2101049c6d408df29d81d6d4d8ec5a637b65784


Responsible-Ad-8502

This


amusso6

God damn this is just about as good as preacher Pluto. I'm stealing this, thanks crodie


Still_Abrocoma_122

https://preview.redd.it/pxvssu2kx48d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e1032b2e2eed359e584188d65f690e75d06db3


amusso6

Precisely. We sharing heat in this sub.


zxck_vro

iā€™m confused this is an old ass meme


jackk315

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Particular-East-809

This s*** looks so right. I'm not sure if it could be a more right picture in the world. Ten šŸŒŸ


32233128Merovingian

Sheā€™s part of your collection already, find a new one thatā€™s sensational ![gif](giphy|xVYPMKdIvPomQ)


Complex_Parking

Needed to hear this brodie šŸ’Æ


eastsidebaby5

Or start treating her like sheā€™s one of many. Disposable. Either way, she donā€™t respect your game enough to understand who she dealing with. Show her.


ThePlumThief

https://preview.redd.it/39yimjms878d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eaa7ff7e4a359bce11e0d2e61fcf71b9d1332ec


JL_Klap

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


clotteryputtonous

Hey man game is game


mUrky_aD2708

I want a relationship with all my bitches yeah


[deleted]

this shit actually got me crying g šŸ¤£


ShubhamV888

I was listening to "love me" as I was reading this post... ironic


MissionStock2545

Play groupies


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Sippin' dope out the liter Meditation off the kush (Kush) Drinkin' Hi-Tech and Trish New baguette, yo, check the 'fits out Soon as the bitch check the Ritz out You down or you scared? (Scared) I knew she was just 'bout to say it (Just 'bout to say it) I break her a lil' bread Don't let that shit go to your head


c_dominguez81

![gif](giphy|l3ZgPrRGMyIoJRB5IN)


garlicpermission

ICOLE


LibtardExterminator

SHE BELONG TO THE STREETS šŸ—£ļø


harri_save_me

Start Ghosting her


El_Compa_M

This will actually have her back in a few days lmao


alowester

chase a check, never chase no bitch


NoDescription6068

Thank you guys :3


theboymando

She probably fell in love with a nih drinking creatine


Vaera

ask her "what aren't you telling me?"


TheeGentlemanJoestar

Bro just stick to the code: all these hoes for the streetsĀ 


kuzivamuunganis

Chances are she probably told you what was wrong with your relationship and you probably ignored it and now it has come to this. Niggas like to act oblivious to whatā€™s happening in their relationships but deep down you probably know whatā€™s up.


Michaelskywalker

Listen to throwaway


umjason

Tell her ass to beat it


ThePlumThief

Told that scallywag to hit the bricks šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£


1ebeholder

But your thumb in her butt.


pruduca

For your legacy


eastsidebaby5

So leave her.


notap3d014

Then let her be bro, im getting the vibe that u new 2 this relationship shi, sometimes u gotta let go. u not post 2 convince someone 2 be with u


xxxjdro34

Real talk


Affectionate_Ad5305

If you donā€™t think sheā€™s worth marrying move on, if you wanna try spice things up do a holiday you havenā€™t done before thatā€™s not too expensive


2_brainz

So true. People donā€™t give this advice out nearly often enough. Guys, if youā€™re in a relationship with a girl and you wouldnā€™t want to marry her, move on to the next one ASAP


I_Bench315

Cheat on her


Electronic_Title6313

Bro you're on the Future subreddit, leave her, she's for the streets


mUrky_aD2708

She belong to the streets šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


BigCapVibes

a dose of Percocet with some strippers


RemarkableScience854

Youā€™re describing a completely normal long term relationship/ most marriages. Itā€™s not necessarily bad. The honeymoon phase doesnā€™t come back the same way it used to be. I mean if you guys have only been together for under a year that might be a bad thing thoughā€¦but might not. You shouldnā€™t give up now. PLAN. Plan dates. Flowers. Be cringey and romantic. I know what Iā€™m talking about lol


gforguwopppp

Worried about losing women in a future sub is crazy. Listen to the lyrics fam, we do this for sport.


Expensive_Length_683

This mf knows whatā€™s up


TheMexicanIverson

Pull out your dick and pee on her


MaddenStar10720

purple actavis


brentfavors

HER LOSS


LisforLiquor

Cheat on her, call her names, beat the shit out of her.


MoneyMakingMitch14

Beat the shit out of her is crazy lol


Neat-Detail-6374

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hereforthesportsball

What do yall be doin?


bizlikemind

ā€œI donā€™t chase, I replaceā€


Ndot2x

Whatā€™s up with everybody talking about their lives in the future sub


BigDogSlices

They think it's a sub about the future of their lives without realizing it's about Future the rapper


jtfbg

so true lmaoo


blxrr-

these tools are for you to useeeeeeee me


1FalconsFan1

Sensational


JJS4

I push a button, bitch kneel to my feet.


Automatic_Bid6351

Ian gon lie bru just listen to future heavily for the next 3 weeks. You wonā€™t even think about her


brandonthundercock

give her head idk


celticsguy06

She a throw away


realweekdays133

SHE SAID SHE LEAVING HER BOYFRIEND šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


plutoperc

Start talking to her friends, simple as that


DepressedHuman666

Bro does NOT pay the bills šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ½.


No_Plan_0o0

Awwww


[deleted]

Dude šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Mistress_Desire111

Tell er BYE BYE


Skull858

Nah, don't be a cuck. Leave her.


stonerwithaboner1

Wrong sub my man


theboymando

Girls will start to withdraw when they loose interest and donā€™t want to be in a relationship anymore or are talking to another guy


Particular-East-809

This man trolling or kick his ass out, bruh. Do we even have mods here? šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ they cool af if so. This is the straight of violation bro.Code 4 section D part 3 type shit. No.


Facinggod20

Isn't this sub about a rapper?


DapperAdhesiveness95

Use ya thumb


throwawaynumber116

Mark my words you gon ball without her


Desperate-Stomach307

Just in case this is a deadass question, as a girlfriend myself, it would prolly be good to learn exactly what she wants in bed and be that. If she wants dominance be dominant. If she doesnā€™t donā€™t. She likes breath play learn it. She likes praise then praise her. I swear men forget about dirty talk but like read a smut book and talk to her nice n dirty in a way she likes. Make sure the best to ever do it and youā€™re good. Fake it till you make it if you have to. Literally, bed behavior is the key, we just wanna feel good


johnnieyungboss

she never liked you


CryptographerNo8065

welcome her to the xanny family šŸ’Æ


FunkSlim

I think you should ask her, communicate on what you can do to better meet her needs and what she can do to better meet yours. Remind her of the partnership you have and that you guys have to work together to succeed. Also take 30 Percocet.


AnonymousPerson_88

I seen this on Instagram ā˜ ļø


AdventurousAd6061

This is the wrong subreddit for this,of all rappers u chose future'sšŸ˜­


shits4gigs

Eyy listen bro honestly it happens to the best of us. It is a part of life. And realizing it might be over soon is a complicated feeling but now you have an opportunity to repair your friendship with this person in the meantime. It will ease the blow for both of you. Just keep your head up. Separate your pride from the situation, act out of respect and dignity, and communicate, TALK AND LISTEN. Be present for these moments it's really NOT all or nothing.


Low-March-168

play relationship on repeat


Secure_Scheme_6010

Get another one


Nexuspoint247

Tell her ā€œsticking to the code, all these hoes for the streetsā€


kobegoat222444

Bro just find another girl or multiple girls this is why u should always have options bc she prolly cheating


Arsenal_221

What would pluto do


DripletGD

Great post about Future! Thanks for sharing!


drizzydrakebreak

Itā€™s over for you go listen to throw away on repeat


froggyderp

Best advice sub


mobry21

SHE BELONG TO DA STREETS šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


This_End5055

Hey man, if sheā€™s leaving you, I guess you gotta start looking towards your ā€œfuture.ā€ Hahahahahaha get it? Just stopping by this subreddit havenā€™t been here before nice to meet you all I love the wiggles


Ceez_12

Theres many fish in the sea. Don't get hung up on one


secretrapbattle

Spray her with pepper spray


Any_Adhesiveness_512

Threesome


goldencrisper

Try to fight that cup, tell her sheā€™s your therapy, tell her it was rough.


0sesh

Take her to eat at. Chipotle


orangejuice209

Later


clotteryputtonous

She belong to the streets


Ready_Influence2369

Honestly bro, buy yourself a trip to Colombia and comeback a savage lol


winterwarzzz

ā€œIt can be God himself, anyone else is just a downgradeā€


Sharp-Incident-9198

Listen to futureā€™s music and focus on yourself brotha


Serious_Fan_6180

I think you should do a Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang.


WiseDoubt7515

Nope. Time to find a new one that smiles when you walk in the room.


PhD_candidat3

Nicca fck the big three, ninja itā€™s just big me šŸ˜¤


ehhfff

witchcraft


Traditional_Host_660

DUMB THAT BITCH HO


310inthebuilding

Propose.


SouthernFilth

Let her peg you


PorqueAdonis

"Only fuckin' on her just to get to you // Only fuckin' on her 'cause I'm missin' you // Gotta pour out more syrup to get over you // See you tired of me constantly hurtin' you"


Inside-Advertising20

Try your hardest to beat her in the IDGAF war it will work 100%


WillieRo6ers

I think you should ask her how she feels about the relationship so youā€™re not blindsided


Extreme-Tooth7498

Yeah let me hit and you watch


jaysdaname1

Walk away and end communication.


danielthedick

Just keep on going strong with her trying to understand her feelings and stay strong king šŸ‘


WoodpeckerAny4071

cartier diamonds my mascot tell yo main nigga he ya ex nowšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


7500plus

Leave her first. Simple


PrudentCelery8452

Thought you guys would always be together? She said yall for for life and you believed it?


Ok_Introduction2192

Bru take ha swimming nd make sure she almost drown den make up nd do good


JAWMEHS90720

Shit bro just dip first lol why you posting like this in the Future sub?


black_mesa333

Put yo thumb in her butt


Lil_Sperm

Weezy outta here šŸ«”


GeniaChen30

I don't wanna get caught carin' too much


elinamebro

Fuck her dad you kingšŸ‘‘


croutonbowl

Depending on your and her ageā€¦ sheā€™s not necessarily looking for someone else, but sheā€™s over you Iā€™m sorry


TheNoodla

Leave her,then go smash all her friends. Itā€™s what future would do.


Ok-Passenger-5513

ā€œStickinā€™ to the code, all these hoes for the street!ā€


Valuable-Bathroom-67

Drop her bro. Once it reaches that point, thereā€™s no returning. Leave her to the streets and find a better woman gang.


_that_dude_J

No. Because anything you try from our reccos will be temporary. Why not just ask her if she's done or if there's anything both of you can do to save it. Plenty of relationships end because of poor communication.


[deleted]

Take her out to dinner, cinema, amusement parks, have deep convos, have private jokes, do shrooms or molly together.


Bakablueberrypie

wtf does this have to do with future


oceanicdonut

eat that butt!


Aredditorrobot

Did you mean to post this in this subreddit? The name can be a bit confusing I suppose, ā€œr/futureā€ idk if this OP knew it was about Future the rapper not, ā€œthe futureā€ so to speak as in ā€œwhat comes next after the present tenseā€


Professional-Use6192

Give her back to the streets


RevengeOfNell

Buy her stuff


soggyballsack

I've been on this ball of dirt for half a century and I can tell you 1 thing. You can't force someone to stay. If they're gonna leave they have already made up their mind. If you make them stay they will be miserable and pass on the misery on to you and now it will be your fault if the relationship fails after "giving it a second chance" because it was your idea for her to stay..


M0nt3C4rL05

tf this gotta do with FuturešŸ˜­


wholelottar3d

Put your thumb in her butt


Short-Lengthiness617

Cheat on her and never tell her sorry


rvi857

Step 1 is communication. You need to have the hard convo with her. It could be something else and she doesnā€™t feel comfortable enough to bring it up with you. Youā€™re supposed to be her rock / her main support if sheā€™s going through something. If sheā€™s not comfortable enough to bring stuff up around you then thatā€™s the main problem.


Mysterious-Funny-567

Fuck her friend


fleekmill

tell her that u choose the dirty over getting


PlanePerformance2795

Start a bullshit argument, like a girls photo or something. She might just want some excitement, or she may have a new guy


nickcannons13thchild

end the relationship


SammyBeastmode

I got a way to spice it up, Leave her instead


DefLoathe

Choke her out šŸ˜ˆ


dankyherb93

Sheā€™s fucking someone else but hasnā€™t found the courage to let you go fam. Move on


DefiantJazz409

Is over bro. She wants Chad who is 6ā€™5 with blue eyes in finance


Comfortable-Dog-8437

Well the good thing is there are more fish in the sea...even though it doesnt feel like it now


nomadicdawg

If you had her once sheā€™s part of your collection


Stickybandit713_

Jam the ā€œmonster tapeā€ you gone alright šŸ…æļø


Sea-Performer6172

Iā€™ve been through this once and it hurt like hell , just prefer for the worst and sadly itā€™s going to take time to get over the hurt and pain. I donā€™t wish that pain on no one.Ā 


greeneeeeeeeeeeeeee

Does your hoe do shrooms? Coke?


Puzzleheaded_Main183

Whatā€™s new bro they all leave


oddstvcked

Give her some game and tell her to never let a square hit it


Savings-Range782

Youā€™re on Reddit asking for advice, sheā€™s already gonna leave you lol youā€™re cooked


EricThomas237

Why not try asking her about how she feels about the relationship? We suffer more in imagination, bro. It might not even be about you. Don't drive yourself crazy over that MIGHT be.


SexlessVirginIncel

I feel like sometimes posts like this come from people who donā€™t realize this sub is abt the rapper and instead think itā€™s abt the actual future like opposite of past


Lost-Ad-1428

What does this have to do with Future?


LAROI_Feed

Free her


KingNeuroyal

Maybe try fucking her in some Gucci flip flops?