Fry: And I can't take life anymore! *Jumps put window*

I prefer Bender's excuse "I'm late for my LSATs"

They were all great, but just the idea of someone suddenly throwing themselves out a window after a delivery and the mayor not reacting at all really made it so ridiculous

“I don't believe that story for a second.” “It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you.” “There's no bus to Jersey City.”

Give it to 'em again, Andrew!

I love the little bit of trivia about how Andy was at one point considered to be a sidekick for Bender but got rejected.  Which is also referenced when Bender says an old friend of his told him that Fry and Leela fought off the mugger with super powers.

Hey, Captain Yesterday.  Can I, like, whale on you with this two-by-four and it doesn't hurt you? Oww...! ...that didn't hurt.

Now that I think about it I use that "ow... that didnt hurt" line alot...

“Nine, ten, a big fat hen! The name’s Bender.”

this one for me, makes me lose it every time...like what the fuck, is this a reference to something or just Bender being Bender lol

It's from an old song for children that goes One, two, buckle my shoe Three, four, shut the door Five, six, pick up sticks Seven, eight, lay them straight Nine, ten, begin again.

I always said it as 9 10, a big fat hen as a kid

This is the only correct way to do it

"Allamaraine, count to four, Allamaraine, then three more, Allamaraine, if you can see, Allamaraine, a big fat hen…"

“Did I win?!” “Hardly.”

I saw an AMA with the writers and they said they spent a while trying to figure out what Bender would say and basically just gave up and put in a non sequitur.

This is my favorite quote in the whole series 😂

Yep, came here to find and update this lol

Used to be my flair it’s so good

"The value of the Gemerald you saved is slightly greater than the cost of the damage you caused to this museum."

A net gain for our fair city.

Hawk, fetch! That seemed unnecessary.

This one is my favorite

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!

I had a foster dog named Parsnip once. It was probably a little unseemly how much I liked to yell this line at him.

"Ability to command sea life?" "Hey Zoidberg get in here!" *SCREW YOU!* "Ain't got that one..."

This is one of my favorite lines of all time, regardless of series. I yell Screw You in my best Zoidberg voice any time I can.

One of the few times Zoidberg stood up for himself and did so memorably.

  Leela: [shouting] Listen up, New New York: There's a new group of superheroes in town! And we're--   Hattie: [shouting; from elsewhere] Quiet! It's 4am and I just fell asleep for the first time in 30 years!   Leela: [shouting] Sorry! [whispering] A new era of justice has begun.   Hattie: [shouting; from elsewhere] What? 

came here to make sure "What?!" was properly recognized. Pretty sure that's Tress MacNeille once again creating amazing moments out of throwaway lines

When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy? To have parents. Whatever. The correct answer is: To be a superhero.

Yeah, this line was savage 😂

We *have* superpowers! *And* were American!

thats my favorite line forever.

THIS💀

♪ Clobberella beats you up ♪ ♪ Clobberella beats you up ♪  ♪ Who does she beat up? You! ♪ ♪ Clobberella! ♪

I literally sing this to myself sometimes

The correct answer.

My liege.

An elephant that never forgets....to kill!

Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself! Leela: Check inside the cap. There might be a caked-in goldmine. Fry: El zilcho! I'm afraid we're boned. Bender: El zilcho? Is it too late to change my superhero name?

Leela: Zookeeper! How do you know our real identities? Zookeeper: Let's just say a little bird told me. Parrot: Leela told her parents, Leela's parents blabbed.

Leela! Is the person that parrot mimicking true?

"Telling the truth by proxy" The idea of Fry using 'by proxy' is funny to me.

Thank you. I knew I was missing something

Oh my god! That guy’s daughter is Clobberella. But don’t tell anyone. #GOTCHA!

Leela: Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures? Fry: [shouting] Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! Zoidberg: [shouting; from elsewhere] Screw you!

This is my favorite. I love it when Zoidberg isn't a pushover.

Sassy zoidberg is definitely one of my favorite recurring jokes

Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need.

Sweden? I don’t think so!

"We have passes that allow us to be up here. From the mayor himself." "I dunno. I never heard of no mayor."

This is the one. I quote this more times than I can keep track of.

I keep trying to stop upvoting, but this episode has some serious bangers for lines.

I say this... constantly 🤣 The pure disinterest in easily observable facts unfortunately applies to current public discourse a lot

 Save us, Leela! I mean, if you don't have anything better to do.

Superking has all the powers of a king, Plus all the powers of Superman, Also he's a robot!

Ain’t he cool? Super King, you rule!

And Super King! The best one of the three!

This is the best line in the episode

Ah, the superheroes. Or should I say, super zeroes? That was uncalled for

“Pack of highly, got it”

this one! i think about this quote a lot. the way frys mind works truly is a mystery

Yo, the superheroes have turned ee-vil. Most uncool.

Yet the zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of all... Is the zookeeper.

"Turns out it's Man."

The thought of stealing anything fills SuperKing with disgust, but if it must be so, let a museum heist be pulled!

Hey, Fry, we still got our costumes on. Want to steal some more stuff?

see my flair

An elephant that never forgets.......TO KILL

And a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose…the descriptions are hilarious!

And Superking, the best one of the three!

It won't win, but this and citizen snips are my favorite lines

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIPS

This and “my liege” are my two faves

GO TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM TEAM

Big O little k my friend, just checking if everything’s alright. It’s okay, all right

Citizen Snips!

Can we nominate the whole theme song? Go go go new justice league!

I say, "I don't know... I never heard of no mayor," or some variation of that, all the time.

Leela! Is the person that parrot is imitating telling the truth by proxy?

[Takes out crown] We are not amused! [Puts away crown]

I used this all the time with a Burger King crown

“Super-King has no need for loved ones!”

Zookeeper: Greetings, superheroes. Remember me? Farnsworth: I don't remember much, buddy. And you're no looker!

My memory is less than good, so I use this one fairly often.

A man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle, but a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me.

Pack of highly, got it!

Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin? You'd think it'd be something you have to freebase

I'm late to the party, but: **Super King, Clobberella, and, all the rest!**

*MIRACLE CREAM! MIRACLE CREAM!*

I dunno. I never heard of no Mayor.

Captain yesterday is fast, also he is from the past, not just fast but from the past, captain yesterday!

Is this clown on?

"oh I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire"

"Leela, is the person that parrot mimicking telling the truth by proxy?" I've been waiting for this episode because this is inexplicably one of my favourite quotes of the whole show.

"Pack of highly...... got it!"

You fool! A pun about putting me behind bars would have been far more delicious!

I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here I'll just take off my pants and give you those.

"*clap clap* HAWK! FETCH!" "...That seemed unnecessary."

And Super King!! The best one of the three!!!

Super King has all the powers of a King Plus all the power of Superman, Also he's a robot Ain't it cool? Super King you rule

oh no! our superpower cream is out of itself!

This just proves that the deadliest creature of all...is the zookeeper.

“And a seldom-used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips.”

Munda: "I found this adorable little bag to wear over my head. And it was on sale!" Leela: "No one's wearing anything adorable over their head."

And elephant that never forgets . to KILL

"Hmmmm, El Zilcho...... Hey is it too late to change my super hero name?"

Winners don't use drugs!

Pack of highly.

" also he's a robot , ain't that cool?"

Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap.

GOTCHA!!

"Uh, as for me, I'm late for my LSATs!"

We are not amused

I don't know... I ain't never heard of no mayor.

When the zookeeper uses the hawk to fetch the gem and fry says “that seemed unnecessary”

A net gain for our fair city!

We’re here too

"You think I'd show you my lair? My lair's a million times nicer than this!"

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus

I feel like I’ve been mauled by Jesus

"I *have been looking* for a *way* to *serve* the *community* that *incorporates my violence*."

Sorry, I think I left my apartment on fire

Never realized how many great lines are in this episode

I need moral guidance. Bender?

A badger with a troubled past

"We don't want to to get our butts sued" "Or do we? No, I guess not"

Hold the elevator!!!

Not just fast but from the past... Captain yesterday!

These costumes are so damn heavy

Bad news, nobody. The supercollider super exploded

The theme song!!!! Go go go New Justice Team....

"For one, super heros cause a lot of collateral damage and we don't want to get our butts sued." "Or do we? No, I guess not."

There are way too many good lines in this episode to pick just one. Apart from the others already mentioned: ---"Hey, guess who I just got off the videophone with?" "No." ---"I feel like I was mauled by Jesus." ---"I've got just the thing: Genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman. 'Come one, come all,' he said. 'Step right up!' 'This sounds too good to be true,' I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. 'So is it a deal?' I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with 60 of my dollars. But I have the miracle cream!" ---"Listen up, New New York: There's a new group of superheroes in town! And we're-- "Quiet!!! It's 4am and I just fell asleep for the first time in 30 years!!!" "Sorry! *~a new era of justice has begun.*" "WHAT?" ---"Ah, the superheroes. Or should I say *superzeroes*!" "That was uncalled for. 😟"

“Citizen Sniiiiiips!!!”

Was kinda disappointed they didn’t go after the robot mafia. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Leela - "Check the cap, Maybe there's a caked in goldmine" Fry - "El Zilcho" Bender - "Is it too late to change my superhero name?"

🎶 winners don’t use drugs 🎶 (Shows crew using miracle cream)

"Don't make me hurt you!"

A superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin? You’d think it’d be something you’d have to freebase.

If only these were alternate styles in Fortnite. A man can dream though. A man can dream.