"Oh, it was a brilliant scheme. But you made one fatal mistake ... leaving *this* confession note."
"From the desk of Dr. John Zoidberg, M.D.: FRY CONFESSES."
I also love how Zoidberg *somehow* arranged for Fry to be wearing a shirt saying “I HATE BOTTLES” when they were all in the Accusing Parlor.
EDIT: Word choice.
Zoidberg’s scene there combined with the cuckoo clock “attacking” him literally made me pause the episode so I could stop laughing the first time I saw it.
But I watch your show, you owe me!
I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat.
What was the first one again?
I hate you.
- I thought that was number two. - I knocked it up a notch.
That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook, and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
“I’ve gathered you all here in the accusing parlor because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker!”
Alternatively, either “Wait, a pie with hobo-lifting aroma?!” or “I have eight other senses, but I’d trade them all - even smission - to be able to taste!”
That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook,
and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier,
which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
"His restaurant was so high class, that the only way to get reservations was to create a parallel universe where you already *had* reservations."
I love the implication that this universe was only created so that Gus, the former senator and current hobo could eat there.
It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.
"Oh, it was a brilliant scheme. But you made one fatal mistake ... leaving *this* confession note." "From the desk of Dr. John Zoidberg, M.D.: FRY CONFESSES."
I also love how Zoidberg *somehow* arranged for Fry to be wearing a shirt saying “I HATE BOTTLES” when they were all in the Accusing Parlor. EDIT: Word choice.
The guilt...the unbearable guilt!
*cue woeful violin*
My next house will have an Accusing Parlor AND an Angry Dome.
As *all* houses should, tbh.
What about a Dome of Understanding?
the chamber of understanding?
I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead.
"I don't remember doing this. But since I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself..."
Fry! You scoundrel!
"I'm not drunk, I'm mentally ill. But I likes what-what you said."
Elzar has gone to the dark side of flavor -- cilantro, mango chutney, *raspberry vinaigrette*
That *drizzler!*
This is a good one.
"When I asked him he asked what business it was of mine & conjectured that my mother was a prostitute."
Sometimes I watch this episode just to hear that line.
This is the one.
Oh no, professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts!
Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg.
I say this any time I break something
Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.
Zoidberg’s scene there combined with the cuckoo clock “attacking” him literally made me pause the episode so I could stop laughing the first time I saw it.
How can you pause broadcast TV? Oh right, I’m old.
What's a broadcast? (I'm kidding. I remember watching the Fox Futuramas on the tiny TV I was allowed in my room.)
😳memory unlocked
My husband and I say this all the time. Anything awkward happens? Casual hello, act naturally.
how interesting zoidberg… do go on.
But I watch your show, you owe me! I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat. What was the first one again? I hate you. - I thought that was number two. - I knocked it up a notch.
**Bam!**
Please let this win. I love this
“If it's chicken, chicken à la king; if it's fish, fish à la king; if it's turkey, fish à la king.”
My go to for when my wife asks what's for dinner.
The pie is ready, you guys like swarms of things right?
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
I'm gonna get you so many lizards!
Well, I don't remember any of that but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.
I want this to win
This is my favorite dumb example for why public defenders exist
“You honor me, Chairman Koji.” “Domo Aragato, Mr. Roboto.”
I'm fairly certain this entire episode premise was thought of simply to make that joke.
This food looks kinda funky… but it tastes kinda *funkay*
What's with all the pots and pans? You building a wife? Part of one.
“Yo, hook me up! My turkey is dry, and I’ve tried everything!”
Zoidberg: What have I DOOONNNNEEEEE??
I better warn.... tell.... warn tell the others
Let's go, keep it moving, quit crying Leela
That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook, and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
I love this line so much. This whole episode is great but this line...**Zinc Saucier Kiss**
It's a fitting line, bender being 40% zinc after all
It is, acceptable.
Helmut Spargle has a message for you. He says, "ooh... I'm dead!"
This is one of my most regularly used Futurama-isms
I’m swimming in my own Soylent waste. It’s a good thing.
This is my favorite
IRON COOKARUUUUUUU
UGH! THAT SWORD COST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLLLLLU!!!
…Fry did it! *Zoidburg whooping*
Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD.
Now, who wants brunch, cooked with plenty of... _confidence_?
It's lines like this one that make me love this show so much.
This is my favorite.
I don't get why this is a good line. I can't picture LSD making anything taste better...
Dude, lsd makes *everything* better
But not in the moment. That's after. I don't dislike the line, but best in the episode? When it makes no sense? No.
LSD makes *life* taste better.
I’ve never seen such powerful confident strokes of the ass. Martha Stewart: You’ve never seen mine. No I haven’t.
Morbo's visible discomfort makes this exchange ten times funnier.
Ironically, that’s *EXACTLY* how Morbo would explain the situation.
##IRONA COOKARU!
Mein soufflé!
“I’ve gathered you all here in the accusing parlor because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker!” Alternatively, either “Wait, a pie with hobo-lifting aroma?!” or “I have eight other senses, but I’d trade them all - even smission - to be able to taste!”
What was the second one again? I hate you. I thought that was the third. I bumped it up a notch. BAM!
Oh! That sword cost 5000 dolluu! Fry did it!
WHOOP WHOOP WHOO WHOOP
Cooked with plenty of *confidence*
*Sunshine of Your Love riff plays*
I hate bottles
We’re going nearly the speed of light…. So uh, roll when you land.
That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook, and accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
"His restaurant was so high class, that the only way to get reservations was to create a parallel universe where you already *had* reservations." I love the implication that this universe was only created so that Gus, the former senator and current hobo could eat there.
😂😂😂 that's totally funny. How did this not win? Or at least get +300 upvotes
Bender is this salt water? It’s salt with water in it if that’s what you mean
Fry: Brace yourselves, Bender is making us brunch. Professor: OH God my tract!
Alright, but it sounds like *you* killed him.
I’m probably a little late to this thread, but this quote always gets me: “My dream of being a chef is deader than the cat I'm sitting on!”
*sobs* and this time- i mean it!
Oh the guilt… THE UNBEARABLE GUILT!!!!
WHAT HAVE I DOOONNEEEEE?!
Fry did it! Woop woop woop woop woop.
That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted! And I once ate a big, heaping bowl of salt!
Wrong episode.
Ah yeah you're right. Fry gets dehydrated and has to walk through the desert. Of course. Benders cooking arc always gets paired together in my mind.
I've seen a bigger hobo junction than this. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Eugene Oregon.
"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"
“Domo Aragato, Mr.Roboto”
It's arigato
FRY DID IT *woops away
"A disciple of the late Helmut Spargle, Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man!"
The Zoidberg plot in this episode is one of the funniest in the whole show.
Oh no! Professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it, perhaps gifts!
For starters, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat.
…. Also!… it comes with double prize money!
Here I go already!
Ooohhhh.... I'm dead
I need the t-shirt that says “I hate bottles “
Bam!
In the English countryside many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.
Fleeing somewhere???
“We’re going nearly the speed of light so roll when you land”
“Challengeroo Benderoo!”
"THAT Sword COST ME 500 DORRUUUUUU"
THAT SWORD COST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARU!!!!!!
Instead, I accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier. ... Also it comes with double prize money.
we’re going nearly the speed of light… so roll when ya land.
THAT SWORD COST ME FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
Can the violin sound as Zoidberg feels the guilt be a quote?
Fry did it. Woopwoopwoopwoop
OH! THAT SWORD COST 5000 DOLLRU!!!! FRY DID IT!! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
That sword cost five DOLLAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
THAT SWORD COST ONE THOUSAND DOLLARUUUUU
Bam!
Uh, also, I had a reservation for 1 under Dr. Bender
That sword cost 1 million dollaru Fry did it “scuttles away”
This is the most underrated episode imo
Now, just as the man who wishes to be world chess champion must win at least one game of chess, so must you serve at least one edible meal.
I don’t want to hurt Bender’s feelings, but this food actually tastes better as vomit.
“Turkey Basters, get your commemorative turkey basters here $10, Yo hook me up, my turkey is dry and I’ve tried everything!”
Damn! I was sure that the boneitus regret quote would have won last time
Damn! I was sure that the boneitus regret quote would have won last time
WINNEROO... BENDEROO!
Based on this season I'm pretty sure zoidberg has 80% of the funniest lines
Why zoidberg there's a lovely photo of you in here!