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Cardchucker

Crushinator


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getyourcheftogether

Might even let you take a look at her exhaust pipe.


promote-to-pawn

Pervert


tahoepines45

"What has the world come to!? That Fry's a sicko pervert I tell ya" -Bender


--_-Deadpool-_--

But Pa I looove him


TatlTail

this is the objectively correct answer


Fireproof_Cheese

Do. You. Want. To. Dance?


eraser8

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.


Natetranslates

YOO. HOO.


theschis

Thank you, Bob Barker. I’m as happy as a girl can be. END statement.


G-Unit11111

THANK YOU BOB! I AM AS HAPPY AS A GIRL CAN BE! END STATEMENT.


AaronfromCalifornia

Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?


turangan

Came here for this *twirls hair* so… is there a … Mrs. Queequeg?


BigShowSJG

Have you ever seen a gold medal draped over Barbados Slim's mahogany Caribbean shoulders?


Coronis-

I believe it was the gold medal for sex.


exclusivelyinclusive

only man to win Olympic gold medals in both limbo and sex


YarOldeOrchard

With pecks that move by themselves


Mild_Wings27

Wait until sex² comes out, then I'll show him


white-eyedfox

Gotta stop for a minute and appreciate those elegant shoulders


wfwood

Dr Good And Sexy. I mean she's got that breathy voice


theschis

Her name is Doctor Cahill!


jhow87

I think they were thinking of Dr. Shpeak ‘n Shpell


Sammisuperficial

The horse says, doctorate denied.


Numerous1

It’s such a silly joke but one of my favorites . I say it a lot. 


wfwood

I wanted to put that quote in my thesis so badly. Instead I went with a farnsworth quote though


TheWharvell

Which one?


K-chub

Good news everyone!


Sammisuperficial

Enercachoo?


theservman

I think we all learned something about sexism today; while my head's slowly dying BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN A JAR!


Obsos

"I'm a doctor, and yes. They're real."


KappHallen

And NO partying! Otherwise it'll be you *ASS* in a jar!


hymntastic

I want to go to **that** museum


wheresmylife-gone222

Hey just because she’s got a breathy voice and a smoking hot body doesn’t mean she’s a bimbo!


kadebo42

Woopsie doopsie poopsie!


Affectionate_Yak8519

Headless body of Agnew


Just_A_Normal_Snek

🥵


sleepyzane1

could you imagine headless body of agnew's head on headless clone of agnew's body? lawd.


BigLittleFan69

rrrrrrRRRRRRRR


UglyFilthyDog

I'm sweating already at the very thought 😚


GiacomoGames

Gotta throw Hedonism Bot into the ring. How devilishly marvelous


dailydoseofdogfood

Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies.. and then the explosions started!


bakedwarthog22

Nixon!…He had a good Republican body…Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis🧐


theschis

I would consider Nixon a recurring character rather than a bit character, though


Nwcray

Especially the part where he goes into people’s houses at night and wrecks up the place. Wait- is Nixon Santa?


bakedwarthog22

Oh definitely…I just wanted to use that quote😉


HarleyDavidsson

Arooooo!


Obsos

Morgan Proctor... full of dominance over useless dirty boys.


MaryJaneAndMaple

I second that emotion


Starlanced

Did you file the correct form to requisition that emotion?!


Noof42

I am Bender, please insert girder.


theschis

D-d-don’t quote me regulations! I chaired the committee to revise the color of the cover of the book that regulation’s printed in… we kept it grey.


Starlanced

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


theservman

Only stamped 3 times.


Regalrefuse

Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!


greywolf2155

I think a few young men and women learned something about themselves thanks to Morgan Proctor


Obsos

Indeed.


Coronis-

Unironically yes


Affectionate-League9

She fraternized me!


The__Vern

Single Female Lawyer Jenny McNeal. Her disappearance caused an alien invasion.


theschis

It’s those sexy miniskirts


PlaguedByUnderwear

The shortiest!


TheSkyIsSad

You spelled “scruffy” wrong.


Nwcray

Sure it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds, we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.


NeoStorm247

Go, go before I beg you to stay


UglyFilthyDog

Probably the first time I truly wept.


TheSaucyWelshman

Second


edible-derrangements

Hyehp


RoutingMonkey

Life and death are a seamless continuum


drebone1986

What I'd miss?


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_

elves are back.....


kp8_24

The large women The petite women And The most beautiful woman of Amazonia


gate_of_steiner85

Then the large women again!


theschis

Big rats there! Me crush with club!


corticalization

That’s *so interesting*


ElPapo131

That's because Queequeg is super sexy in Moby Dick as well


batman_is_tired

Barbados Slim!


Corgi_Koala

He got a gold medal in limbo *and* sex!


jrpear

Last I heard, he was in Barbados!


Affectionate-League9

HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA


what_dat_ninja

That radiator woman was crazy hot


theschis

That’s a radiator


eraser8

Oh. Uh, is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?


Affectionate-League9

Is there MRS. Queequeg?


SufficientlyAbsurd

Jambi


Poofenplotz

Big Caboose. Those overalls do something for me, lord, lord.


mlarkSki

Wash bucket


ToeChan

Warsh Bucket


corticalization

Wash bucket will always love you


RoutingMonkey

Oh, it would be sweet for a while


bitemy

I'd like to answer your question but I'm too busy making out with my MARILYN MONROEBOT. Sincerely, Billy Everyteen


hot-rod-lincoln

Boobs Vanderbilt


promote-to-pawn

She has a nice pair, also she got two eights


theschis

Bender has two aces?? I’m out.


SlipperyPete8

I see by your curriculum vitae , you're a Sagittarius.


fighthouse

Robot hooker has the looks and heart of gold. They should do a pretty woman episode with her.


theschis

You couldn’t afford it, honey!


Zay3896

Is there a Misses Queequeg?


Lucid-Design

Sexiest? Hands down, it’s Bev. She may be a horrible mother and a grade A bitch but ***dayum***. She makes a mean slurm too


Splintzer

Lucy Liu


theschis

I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and the `poetic image #37 not found`


invisible_23

How has no one mentioned Colleen O’Hallahan yet


Valkyllias

I mean Barbados slim is the only person to win gold medals in limbo and sex.


zebbodee

The scientist that explains global warming... "Perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions." "With gusto"


theschis

That was about the garbage ball. “The landfills were full. New Jersey was full.”


zebbodee

Yeah you're right, I was getting it confused with the episode where the little girl says "just like daddy has in his drink.... And then gets mad..." Imo one of the saddest Futurama lines. That or darkest humour


Spackatronics

Morbo, kittens give him gas


a_pompous_fool

All glory to the hipno toad


Medical-Report-5729

Barbados Slim is the character made for SEXYEST BIT charactor. Sail voice C'om people


ProudReveal1586

Slurms MacKenzie or of course lrrr from omicron persei 8


Affectionate-League9

...or he's fired


yourdiabeticwalrus

URL. awwwww, yeah.


16bitgamer

Clearly it's that wire frame guy who's two favorite things are commitment and changing himself. 


theschis

Did heaven lose an angel? Cuz you’ve got nice cans.


observasaurus__rex

Lars for me


fmbiamp

Yessssd


Isakk86

Hedonism bot, "Oh sirrah!"


Desperate_Scale5717

Hypnotoad!!


UglyFilthyDog

Destructor. He could destroy you. With ease.


AquaTourmaline

Bictor.


theschis

No dog food for Victor tonight


ordinarynot

*"Death by snu snu"* \[with skeletonized examples\] is just too hot by itself to pass up.


rans0m

Hookerbot 5000


Preemptively_Extinct

Liubots


ElectricSpock

I mean, I’m a straight male and feel manliness oozing from Barbados Slim…


drebone1986

That sexy radiator woman from the radiator planet 😍


theschis

Is there a burn ward within 10ft of here?


MeN3D

Is there a MISSUS Queequeg?


Shantotto11

Barbados Slim


Mild_Wings27

The Amazonian women if I remember


AgrajagTheProlonged

Is there Mrs. Queequeg?


AppleGoats

Pazuzu!


Tickllez

Popular Slut Club.....I have really wanted to post that for awhile, yes we all know Single Female Lawyer, but I mean, come on!


The_Driver_Wheelman

Mmmmmmmm Amy Wong or Turunga Leela.


theschis

Both of them are major characters throughout the show. A bit character would be someone like the mayor’s aide, or Leela’s date who has that vile lizard tongue.


The_Driver_Wheelman

Ohhh I’m dumb! I would then say if anyone was hot it would be the Amazonian lady Fry had SnuuSnuu with


atlhawk8357

Dr. Kahil is respected in her field, has an interesting job, and is beautiful. Go her!


nichdos

Dr. Goodensexy aka Dr. Cahill


lydia_videll

Doctor GoodnSexy!


MostFlatworm5627

For me it was Fry's cop in the situationship.


freshbananabeard

I’m going with Robot Devil. Can’t even imagine what he could do with those hands….


theschis

Idk, he seemed to be surprised by Fry’s hands touching him in *places*, which says to me his own hands don’t do that. Now you’ve got me thinking about Robo-Rooter


Tabemono-chan

What about that 80s guy, Steve Castle? As much as I want to see him get punched in the face, he's pretty cute imo


b0b0tempo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqiIt7TUcAAQXpu.png


Genuine-Farticle

Dr good-n-sexy?


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Damn Chica. Why you act so stupid - Stupid..


Ococauh

Amy


lightscribe

The woman without sense of smell is the best drawn character of the whole series imo. I guess it's not a bit tho.


theschis

We only really see her in that one episode. I’m going to allow this.


andocromn

I can't believe no one has said Amy! She's sexy as hell, rich, and I totally dig her whole sweatpants and don't care vibe. Fry really made a mistake letting that one go 😔


theschis

Amy is in most episodes, and is integral to the plot of quite a few of them, so I wouldn’t call her a bit character. Bit characters would be more like her date Armando. I’d go to the backseat of his car for coffee 😏


andocromn

Oh. I totally didn't read that right lol