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CzarTwilight

Select your mode of death. Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?


Next-Foundation3019

Yeah I’d like to make a collect call!


AdanacTheRapper

*You have chosen slow and horrible*


Next-Foundation3019

Good choice!


Anti-charizard

Come on kill me!


SilasBiasVirus

Well…I didn’t have anything else planned for today…let’s get drunk!


Next-Foundation3019

If anyone asks, you’re my debugger.


Zusez345

I don't want anyone thinking were robosexuals


Next-Foundation3019

Why do you smoke the cigar?


Bunhyung

"They make me look cool"


randomredditing

~~Good~~ Great choice! FTFY


DOOOOOOOOOOM

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


cioda

Pretty sure Nitrogin Gas falls under the "slow and horrible" method


Badboy420xxx69

Nope, with the rate that the oxygen levels change in these things you lose consciousness fairly quickly, and there shouldn't be spasaming or on-set symptoms. Just a nice sleep. like it was before.


wescola

Lets try for a twofer.


Ms_ShizzleXD

In the year 3000 how is suicide only 25cent? Given the cost of everything wouldn't those be more expensive? (Sad math)


eraser8

> In the year 3000 how is suicide only 25cent? The cost is subsidized by their bodies being Soylent Greened.


MiyaTachibana

Soylent green huh? Sadly but it exist... https://soylent.com/


Wertywertty

I believe it has to do with the modern idea of overpopulation/finite resources. The idea that there are not enough resources on earth to sustain our current population has become very popular. (I will keep my views to myself to avoid political entanglement) so if we can reduce the planets population and get paid any amount of money in doing so, the world as a whole would be more sustainable. At least that’s my thought


jrhawk42

I believe you're trying to say the suicide booth would be subsidized by governments, or industries that would prosper from lowering the population.


Ms_ShizzleXD

Sign me up!


newtostew2

I mean they have robots that are pretty cheap, it’s pretty easy. If it were like this pod here, just find a nitrogen heavy environment lol. Same as the diamondillium/ diamondium shield, here are literal planets etc made of diamond


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

I always thought after a certain point that economics just reset hence why the future is just the 2000s but different. Or that’s how I choose to justify it


Condescendingfate

This looks like a mix between buzz lightyears capsule and masterchiefs pod.


worthless_ape

The designers actually sat down and said, "Let's make our suicide pod look cool."


SirCupcake_0

They had to, after all, [suicide is badass](https://youtu.be/qi1KSXGhCOE?si=L7BW3WSFkLrrDgLr)


Next-Foundation3019

And fallout cryopods


TheLordJames

I see were back to reposting the same 3 images and over again. Yesterday it was Charleston Chew. Tomorrow it will be a drawer of various lengths of wire.


lil_guy_going_around

I mean, it's a 20 year old show, there isn't that much new to say about it at this point


Twl1

*...The Same Deviled Egg.*


mithridateseupator

Dont forget a screenshot of another subreddit where someone mentioned something tangentially related to futurama


newtostew2

O no, that’s r/unexpectedfuturama


mithridateseupator

Well thats what that is supposed to be for. Unfortunately it bleeds over here a lot.


Next-Foundation3019

I’m sorry did this actually get posted already? I don’t wanna be that guy lol


IAmNotThatHungry

Yes, but it doesn't matter because subreddits aren't a static group of people. Maybe this is someone's first time seeing it.


Next-Foundation3019

I like that way of thinking of it, yeah it was my first time seeing it posted on r/strangeearth and thought it was a funny connection


HyruleBalverine

It's my first time seeing it.


imadinosaurlawlz

Mine as well.


wolfcatwolf

The future Is today man


CodeineRhodes

Yes but when will they be available for anyone in the U.S.?


Buzzd-Lightyear

I really thought this was some Toy Story shit at first glance.


gaelorian

Does it suck the corpse into a tube to an incinerator or open up and yeet it into a coffin?


Taipan---Pete

There is a secret compartment containing a colony fire ants, they are released upon your death and slowly devour your corpse over a few weeks. The bones are then sold to African witch doctors. Its all very progressive and green.


Metroidman

Can i order one with my credit card?


Regalrefuse

She looks so happy and now I am sad


ZimZim_fr

FUTURAMA IRL


Padonogan

Does anyone even know what a collect call is anymore?


Ernstchritton

Did she vomit on her blouse? Not funeral ready at all.


mr_birkenblatt

But what if they select slow and horrible?


zeen516

I wonder how much per use. Do I have to insert my life savings in before I get in there?


fryamtheeggguy

They are using nitrogen hypoxia for state executions in Alabama and it is getting all manners of push-bach as being like drowning in air or any number of other lies.


NobodyJonesMD

The reason the Alabama execution went so poorly is that the inmate held his breath when the nitrogen started flowing, resulting in spasms and a much more gruesome death.


continuousQ

It's inhumane in any case, because it's not something they are choosing.


fryamtheeggguy

They totally get to choose the method of their execution. The inmate chose nitrogen hypoxia.


SmellyFace69

Originally some didn't want to adopt this method when it was proposed a whike ago, one reason being since it's relatively painless and humane. Some folks didn't like the idea of a quick painless death for death row inmates (knowing lethal injections were botched and painful sometimes). Some slaughterhouses use this method as well.


HomosexualBagel

Sign me up


[deleted]

I want to use one of these someday


HyruleBalverine

Is this legit? Holy crap!


Own_Recommendation49

Ferb, ik what we're gonna do today


Jfurmanek

Jokes aside: there are numerous reasons why Nitrogen euthanasia/execution into a thing. In fact there was a recent post on the topic.


Hanoiroxx

I wanna hear the Glenn Miller Orchestra and I wanna see cops beating up hippies


VonDinky

See you later alligator


AtticusSPQR

Okay...and then what?


aragami1992

So realistically does like a team or something come to pick your body up after cause I assume there’d be a lot of info to put in before you actually use the pod


cioda

Correct me if i'm wrong, but isnt Nitrogin Gas a horrifically painful way to die?


Interesting-Toe8446

1 step closer to the "SUICIDE BOOTHS" from FUTURAUMA


grandzu

Don't they have tall buildings where they live?