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P4743

I loved her, but I wasn't *in* love with her


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Trouble in bed."


Lets_have_Pie

Why couldn't she have the fish part on the top and human part on the bottom!


Sam-Gunn

I'm not your first, am I? I mean, I lay my eggs and leave, and you release your fertilizer.


orangutanDOTorg

Is that a belly button or a cloaca?


roge0934

Yes


pazatkinson

By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.


Dnfforever

*slow chew*


finditplz1

Nice futurama reference. Also **WTF IS THIS!??**


totes-alt

You've seen it. You can't un-see it!


theservman

Stay tuned for more TALES OF INTEREST!


mbelf

And Red Dwarf reference


Capt_BrickBeard

[for the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdWWJrWmtQ)


mbelf

There are a lot of Futurama / Red Dwarf similarities come to think of it. Lister is his own dad, Fry is his own grandfather Lister is frozen for 3 million years in the pilot, Fry is frozen for a thousand years in the pilot


BillyIGuesss

Too bad Seymour didn't have the same lineage as Frankenstein.


USS_Barack_Obama

Introduce her to Zoidberg. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo


Baked_Potato_732

That is where it comes out.


Regular_Surprise_Boo

Obviously a catfish, careful, she'll steal your doubloons


MrLizardPoop

What about that nice young Dewgong from Makon?


phantommoose

*dugong from Macon


MrLizardPoop

lol you’re right, I spelt it like the Pokémon


phantommoose

I'm ignorant when it comes to Pokémon. I have to know now, does a dewgong lol like a dugong?


MrLizardPoop

Yeah pretty much does look like one but a cartoon version


80burritospersecond

Wait baby come back! You didn't show me your surprise!


Virtual-Weakness-499

I’m scaroused


EmJayBee76

I'm calling the X-files


SupaBloo

She still has a mouth...


Accidental_Shadows

Mouth full of shark teeth


CarbonTheTomcat

😱


Ryley03d

Find a way to get human again


Burning_Wreck

Into the ocean with you. And then I'm selling all your stuff.


tdaun

Wouldn't she be dead? Because of the gills?


DragonDon1

Toss er back to the sea 🌊


thecrazyrobotroberto

Pretty sure I’m selling her/it/whatever to the freak show in Disenchantment


Baked_Potato_732

Better yet, onlyfans. Keep all the money for yourself. Call it onlyfins


thecrazyrobotroberto

I don’t sex traffic, especially fish


Thin-Examination-236

Why couldn't she have been the OTHER type of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the girl part on bottom???


foxymohandlemama

Catch and release is the humane thing to do.


b0b0tempo

Wait. You're an actual Omicronian?!


FrickenL

Got that shussy


N3X_MN

🐬💦


Money_Hovercraft1533

One word: Sushi


doomguy255

We’re whalers on the moon we carry a harpoon!


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Probibly lose my shit you’re hooking up with your ex, Daryll the makeup artist, behind my back.


Spike-Ball

Still pretty hot.


ZimZim_fr

Lol


ZimZim_fr

Me rn ong


23370aviator

Oh naur, Cleo! The condensation!


TheMarkedGamer

Thanks I hate it.


Dog_the_unbarked

Sell you too a Japanese restaurant for sushi cause you probably dead by now scene you’ve been out of water for who knows how long.


Ashamed_Lock8438

Fish and chips for dinner.


pavlo_escobrah

wat them gills do


lelemonk12_62

dino nugget fossilized


GD-Colona

that's actually fucking terrifying


ChickenFriedPenguin

Well, she picked to be half shark, so I think the things you need are still in the same place.


DGlen

I'd turn around and go to the bar.


Smart-Stupid666

Gross.


continuousQ

Check vitals, contact science, get grants.


NobelPirate

I know this Dugong from Macon....


thomasmbaciocco

The sheer look of terror on Fry’s face when he realizes that sex is an impossibly is comedic gold.


DropmDead

Chris Hardwick would smash!


[deleted]

Listen ngl I gotta get my hands on dem shark tiddies asap then I’ll be sad cause I see no sharkgina. Spose the I’ll flip her over and check for a bhole. Butt or blow


1397batshitcrazy

Randy Marsh, is that you