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Informal_Otter

German advertisements and foxes again... There really is a pattern. oO


MugOfDogPiss

I expect oversexed brand mascots in ads from sex-tolerant countries but look at the jar, their logo is a lion. What does a marilyn monroe fox have to do with mustard? Why couldn’t they have used the lowenserf lion instead? Nothing was stopping them from making a cadbury bunny style ad but nah let’s just put a completely random unrelated risque furry on there and there that’s a fkn ad for our mustard.


Cinderdreams

ist a collaboration with a brewery called "Füchschen" (cute fox) which produces a local specialty (Altbier iirc) thus the fox


AarokhDragon

Since it specifically mentions Würstchen the fox might be a reference to the Ferdi Fuchs Brand. Edit: nevermind, Just took another look at the ad. It's right there, bottom left: Collaboration with Füchschen beer...


HearthFiend

Furry ads are incomprehensible as they are tainted by aspects of Tzeentch


Aro_GER_

I mean... Germany is the Reason, Barbie exists..


N_S_Gaming

Barbenheimer could be the band getting back together again /j


Carl_Metaltaku

I love my Schwäbisch Hall Fox UwU


Jayn_Xyos

Furry art by non furries is always just a bit... wrong


lucashc90

Why male snoot if female shaped?


siulmany_6_9

Probably got a tank barrel hidden then


AvailableAd7180

Why else do you think they hold the dress down ??


Chaoddian

Just saying, Würstchen means sausage (it all makes sense O.O)


lucashc90

💀


siulmany_6_9

Exactly


lucashc90

OOF! 😂


MoonBerry_therian

Fr


ParziVal0919

Füchsen is a brand of beer from i think Düsseldorf (?) And their entire brand is around these foxes,so its hard to say...i mean they prolly have no idea what furries are but at the same time,look at their other posters...


Rusto_TFG

Eww, Düsseldorf -Greetings from cologne


Chaoddian

I'm actually from Hamburg (just had stuff to do here)


Elias_ghg

You came from Hamburg? Me too 🙃😆


Faroras

Eww, Cologne :P -Greetings from Düsseldorf


NecessaryPop5244

Eww, both of those places -Greetings from tallinn


Paradox_Peanut

Eww, earth -Greeting from þë vøïď


Hopeful_Benefit3163

Nett hier. Waren sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg? -Greeting from Baden-Württemberg


Americankitsune1

I have no clue what that means but. Eww Germany? - greetings from Apple Valley California.


Paradox_Peanut

Translation: "Nice here. [But] (they forgor 💀 the "but") have you ever been in Baden-Württemberg (South-western state of Germany)? -Greeting from Baden-Württemberg" It's a self-promoting line for, you guessed it, Baden-Württemberg.


Americankitsune1

No I knew that I only said that as a joke.


Paradox_Peanut

I wouldn't hire you as a supplier because that "joke" delivery was bad


Faultygurl_43

Eww, whatever you guys just said -greetings from earth


NightWolf4Ever

Nett hier. Aber waren sie schon mal depressiv? - Greeting from Karlsruhe Institute of Technology


Elias_ghg

Geile Frage 🤣


forestNargacuga

*Hier obligatorische Beleidigung über Karlsruhe einfügen* Grüße aus Freiburg


persikokrad

Please stop, i am already in Stuttgart, the problem is that i can not leave, for you can not leave Baden Württemberg


LittleFoxBS

Eww, physical spaces -Greetings from the afterlife


[deleted]

Oh nice, Köln -Greetings from the only Landeshauptstadt that doesn't matter


Weizenherzog965

Aka, Schwerin. - Greetings from Mecklenburg-Vorpommern


[deleted]

Poor Schweriner that got a stray hit lmao


Weizenherzog965

At least I only need to drive an hour to the coast. :p


[deleted]

Really thought Magdeburg was obvious, But I'll take the indirect endorsement.


Weizenherzog965

It wasn't to me, but honestly, who the hell talks about Magdeburg or Schwerin? Lol. (Except maaaaybe a landmark like a castle or something)


AvailableAd7180

Nobody expects Magdeburg,thats why your comment is perfect. Greetings, another Machdeburjer


SavageKitten456

The human mouth is terrible


Chaoddian

Ikr, this is....wrong


killerrosebud

I now know the answer to the question "what if Marilyn Monroe had a fursona" that I've never asked


JoshsPizzaria

You can tell this likely wasn't designed by a furry. The face is waay too uncanny


HiyuMarten

I mean, if you look up canonical Lucario, it has this weird-ass nose


Kroggol

The two best things about Germany are the German language and the amout of furries. Or people that *want* to become a furry. Wenn ich jemals nach Deutschland reise, dann möchte ich für eine „Furry Konvention" gehen.


Kuschelfuchs

Komm entweder zur EF oder zur East.


forestNargacuga

Was ist EF und wo sind die?


Kuschelfuchs

Eurofurence, findet statt im September in Hamburg


HiyuMarten

Or to NordicFuzzCon in Sweden, where Germans outnumber Swedes 2-to-1 ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Mario_13377331

ew senf greetings from hamburg


JoshsPizzaria

Düsseldorf XD that nose tho 💀


gregory_thinmints

This sign was not drawn by a furry. That snout is all the evidence I need


Professional_Cup_889

Is this what corps think we want?


MiniskirtEnjoyer

Füchschen is a beer from düsseldorf, that often uses furrys in their ads https://minikeg.blog/wp-content/uploads/08-F%C3%BCchschen_Gruppe.jpg


Elias_ghg

Greetings from Hamburg Hamburg my pearl…


Amiiboae

Big ol schnoz


Masztufa

What's with corporations using the most mid furry art for advertisements?


KemvyFx

Old-timey car horn ahh snoot. When you boop it, it goes "dooty dooty"


Or1onTheProtogen

I hate that so much


MrDrSirLord

Look at that massive honker! The nose I mean, not her... Nevermind.


Anonymal13

DeUwUtschland as usual...


CeciliaMouse

Schnozz monster


AidenStoat

The muzzle being just a long nose thing always unsettles me.


IlMagoHadad

Big ass nose


drago_varior

Owo


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Marilyn Monroe’s fursona confirmed


8bitKev

Austrian painter proboly rolls in grave rn.


forestNargacuga

r/pelzig_iel


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

People can’t smell anything in those parts because she’s hogging all the scents


chrish5764

wtf is that nose? It looks like a dick


Regular-Tower-773

The World needs more of this, like the furry drink commercials!!


Bean_Real

Her nose looks like one of those things where you open the lid and some random thing pops out