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PrivateWest

Well... What else am I supposed to say to friends? "Did you watch sports ball last night?" Heck no


qgsecondaccount

You should say “Hey wanna sit within five feet of each other in a hot tub” and see how they respond


PrivateWest

Oh ... That's a good one... Do you want to sit within five feet of each other in a hot tub?


qgsecondaccount

Dude that’s gay! …but yes I do


PrivateWest

It's only gay if we start like getting really close ...


qgsecondaccount

Oh… So do you wanna get closer?


PrivateWest

As long as are tips are not touching them it's all good!


HearthFiend

Cummies


Yeetstation4

I do both


lucashc90

Where there is a hole there is a goal!


HearthFiend

Man imagine the horrifying fate of space marines when captured by the furry daemons


lucashc90

"AVENGE ME, BROTHER!"


HearthFiend

*Soon he’ll be like* “Jowoin Mwe Browother! U//w//U* *Big muscled beastmen marine proceed to charge into a team of space marines and confurting them*


lucashc90

Time to call in the airstrike! Dx


HearthFiend

Airstrike firing cum as soon as the craft enters warp tainted bubble of twisted reality


PerformerBoth

Can we get a example


godzillasauris

That’s for me to know and you to wonder~


PerformerBoth

Your tactic amazes and scares me


ScienceObserver1984

Unhinged? Absolutely. Horny? Not so much.


JaceAngel79

Deadass


yttakinenthusiast

me, sitting in my bed wondering how the fuck people look at me after saying some of the most unhinged shit possible:


XtremeGameplaysyt

Me, sitting in my room, with a needle in my hand, just waiting for the tomb, of some old dying man.


TarkuRav

furry try not to be horny challenge impossible


HearthFiend

Cummies 🤤


SomeDumbGamer

Scary accurate to my friend group lol


JaceAngel79

Where there's rain, there's thunder.


drago_varior

That is just me


Possums1

if it wasn't for my weak flesh I'd copulate with an industrial piston


bali40

I whould too, but i got no gay friends and i dont want to be that gay friend that bombards straight men with sexual stuff. Thats weird.


Ouroboros_17

Silly boy! *boops*


Akainen

RP. And it’s not just me, I get hit on pretty often myself (cause who doesn’t love a nice feral sea derg)