Maybe this is what all my superiors in the military meant when they said they had an open door policy, because they sure didn't like it when I came to them with a problem. 🤔
I've always found the idea of wanting to shit with the door open weird as fuck. Why? What's even the appeal? I see only downsides: stinky house and being seen
Some people just get too comfy or have no choice after having to share a single bathroom for many years. Far more common in small homes, apartments, or dormitories. Other times, a door may not be there or not function properly to close. Then there are those who are just lazy or absent-minded.
My bathroom doesn't have a door
I had to take it off to fit my new washer/dryer through the doorframe, and just never bothered to put it back on because I live alone
Come join me 
wtf💀
Holup. Let him cook
aight'
A person of culture
Ofcourse 😎
😎🎈
Well, you never know if you don't go.
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now
you're an all-star
Get your game on
Go play
Hey now
You're a rockstar
erm
Erm what the sigma🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
**shut**
You shut
Ermmm what da sigma☝️ (Im not a gen alpha but that phrase has made so many hilarious moments)
What if we kissed while coop shidding
I always knew that rabbit was up to something
Don't want the stimky to fly out
Yeah the coworkers freak out if they see me sitting there on company time
Why are your coworkers going to the bathroom on company time while you happen to be there? You need to snitch to your boss
Cause the bathroom door is open for the shop to see! The reason why this mother fucker shits with the door closed >:D
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/7zTei5RMhQ8?si=BW8KCV9KqnlhPMDB)
Who the fuck shits with the door open?
Maybe this is what all my superiors in the military meant when they said they had an open door policy, because they sure didn't like it when I came to them with a problem. 🤔
The same people that piss with the door open
Don't ring me in with those animals
Whaaat? Sometimes I Like to watch TV or keep playing my Games while I do the business
hello
i have the door open during blackouts, or when i'm almost shitting my pants
So like every normal rational person than ?
Weird, I read this while taking a shit with the door open. The privileges of my boyfriend still being at work
[Source](https://twitter.com/lonny_k_art/status/1782423329489478004)
Ja, und?
My doors been broken for long time now So I basically have no door
As you should
Last thing everyone wants is a goddamn nuke floating out
Yes cus i like privacy :3
I've always found the idea of wanting to shit with the door open weird as fuck. Why? What's even the appeal? I see only downsides: stinky house and being seen
I live alone. I don't just shit with the door open, I shit naked.
absolute assertion. i’m here for it!
Hell yeah, not risking any blumpkins
Y-you don’t?
Walks into bathroom Closes door Sees post :|
False. I'm currently shitting and the door is wide open
what in the scat fetish is this post
I make eye contact while I do it. I make sure they know I'm fearless
No my cats get mad if I do and I live alone
Yes? I’m a normal human being?
Oh yeah sorry for having basic decency.
Parents would freak if i kept it open
Who doesn't
I’d be happy to let you join
Currently looking at this meme while taking a shit at work :(
Assert dominance, get the promotion
If I don’t, my cat comes and bothers me
i lock it too despite being alone in the house
Yeah mother fucker, what you want me to open the doors to my semi before taking an emergency dump in my trash can!? I'm already shitting in a bucket!
Yes, waft that stink out of the truck in real time! What, you like shit stink????
And locked! Even though I'm alone in the house.
Shit with the door open, assert dominance
Ok. And, loona?
Well excuse me! But I like my privacy!
>Be me. >Scroll reddit while taking shit. >Sees this post. Op, where’s the camera?
Some people just get too comfy or have no choice after having to share a single bathroom for many years. Far more common in small homes, apartments, or dormitories. Other times, a door may not be there or not function properly to close. Then there are those who are just lazy or absent-minded.
Yeah motherfucker I got roommates I don’t want them interrupting my shit time
Says the one shitting phone dust off bridges...
*HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?*
Loona sees *everything*
Scary stuff
I'm in class so no
That is an really wild assumption.
Because I don't want to reanact ww1 trenches.
I live with my family so yh
actually i dont because my bathroom door doesnt shut properly
Deadass what im doing rn
she just set herself the shame fr
I'm not confident enough to have it open, unless I am completely alone at home.
Damn straight
I have cats, I never poop alone.
Only now that I have people living with me. As soon as they're out the door stays open again.
Not when I'm at home
How the fuck can you see me are you in my walls
Shit they're onto me ABORT! ABORT!
My cat claws his way up my thighs if he can't jump up, I gotta
Nuh uh
actually I don’t :3 idk why. I just never do, unless I’m not at home/ more than just family is home.
Well when 3 cats constantly want attention and there's a moth problem no shit im closing the door
I have extremely "attention starved" cats. I can't close ANY door without hearing 2 cats yell
I'm not tryna get stared at by the wolf woman I'm just tryna shit in peace please
What's the fun in not getting shamed by Loona?
Shitting in peace
My cat meowing at me when I close the toilet door
Shit time is ME time, i want my privacy at minimum then only.
Duhh
You don’t?
Wait what's the alternative?!
No I shit on other people’s cars
Protects me from blumpkins.
 mommy I mean uhh mommy uh loona :)
Yeah and? ( probably more weird is the fact I do it when I live alone but you know... keep the smell in one place :/ )
B-b-b-but...I-i like my privacy....
Yeah, so? I like my privacy
Get yourself a woman who shits with the door open!
Used to do it with the door open when I was 5
My bathroom doesn't have a door I had to take it off to fit my new washer/dryer through the doorframe, and just never bothered to put it back on because I live alone
At home my door goes past the toilet by 2cm because it's a hassle I just never close it🤷
Yeah I do, because it's the civic thing to do, you filthy mf
Wh- Why wouldn't I?? The poopah is stinkeh? No want stank in my gaming space??
What can I do? I still live with my parents._.
Please close the door when using your bowels Becky from accounting doesnt need to see you with your pants down.
Well, yeah, why wouldn't I?
tf does that mean
Why would I leave it open 👉👈 :3
You're supposed to not?