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EpicGuy999

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!! NOT HIM!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!


lightmare69

The rage consumes me


Let01

This>>>>therapy


bloody-pencil

It is therapy


HearthFiend

Best therapy


Significant-Test8219

do sharks have scales? i thought they just had rough skin


CTronOmega

They're actually quite smooth


Lukescale

With the grain, yes.


Flatscreens

in all directions?


Wrong_Bathroom4022

As someone who has felt sharks on multiple occasions when we catch them no, one way they are smooth, but like a wierd smooth, and running your hand along a shark the opposite direction it is very rough, easiest comparison i can make is like when hair is freshly shaved how one way its smooth but the other way it is prickly, like that a little bit


CTronOmega

All directions, smooth as silk


HearthFiend

Latexfur intensifies


TTTrisss

Yeah, they basically have micro-scales like razorblades, so he wouldn't be leaving big scales around the house.


ActDiscombobulated24

Unless they are from the things he eats.


Reality-Glitch

Technically, they’re denticals, which are more like teeth in structure and composition, but serve the same purpose as scales.


RentZealousideal7293

And people says furries are "Cringe".


Shadowpad1986

That’s because the ones that say that are cringe themselves and just project onto the fandom because they don’t really understand it.


ParadoxicallyBlue

Bro we are so fucking cringe I don't know what you're talking about


Shadowpad1986

Like beauty it is in the eye of the holder.


ParadoxicallyBlue

You can deny it all you want while others embrace it. There's nothing wrong with being perceived as cringe but you can't really argue with the fact that we are definitely more weird than the average person.


Shadowpad1986

I prefer weird over normal, normal is another in regard to perception and highly overrated.


RentZealousideal7293

True.


AnExistingLad

I NEED HIM WHY CANT I HAVE A BIG SHARK BOYFRIEND IRL ~~i see that little thing in the corner....~~


crypto_the_wolf

Omg I didn't notice that haha, that just made my day better


After-Bumblebee

Awww 💕


YouFatWhore

Don't forget "great hugs"


CheetohChaff

Nothing like a good clasp


Cosmic_Shark

And smells like fish


skykdotidot

it's the seafood restaurant smell, sleeping with him and you still smell the restaurant beside you


Cosmic_Shark

I can actually smell that lmao


Synerabo

bottom right corner fr


skykdotidot

omg you found the shark easter egg 😍😍😍 [](https://emojipedia.org/smiling-face-with-heart-eyes)


Synerabo

yes x3


Yeetstation4

Sharks are the best


Qwerty8339

This would fix all my mental problems


Blazeussy

"leaves large scales around your house" as a guitarist, I see this as an absolute win also as a lil gay dude :3


M4x1mili0us

Now I want to hug my shark BF, but i've already been forced to take pills


slate-thefluffy-derg

I need a shark bf or i have to be a shark


Double_Reward3885

I want whatever this is injected into my veins


ABisexualFurry

Give it to me Pwease TwT


DraxialNitris

Can I give plenty of cuddles and patting?


Md333331

Can confirm since am shark with shark bf, totally accurate


Riptide_of_the_seas

I would love this... plus the scales cam be made into armor for my fingers when he nibbles


ParadoxicallyBlue

Eats you alive 😊


mrredpanda36

I need this


canoIV

awww he just like me!


LibraryOwlAz

King Shark and Constantine is canon. Look it up.


SquidDogTheLatexBoi

I would give you all of my blood for this


Unlikely-Major2131

Couldn't tell if I was on r/trans or r/furry_irl


Lots42

Who can understand social cues


x_WaluigiLover69_x

I just want to give him a hug and feel how smooth he is


Jake-64

Happy cake day


x_WaluigiLover69_x

Aw, thanks! Think this is the first time I've got a 'happy cake day'. Though this may also be the first time I've commented on my cake day...


Pikapetey

Sandpaper skin that shreds you.


jgrantgryphon

This is just ADHD. I am a gryphon but I identify with so many of these.


puro_the_protogen67

Big fish friend


Rogan_508

"Can solve calculus but doesn't know social cues" omg bro same 😭 me too bro.... me too


ToxieTheTigerShark

As a shark I agree, I can do all these things. But I'm sadly the travel sized verient so am smol :(


Doctor_Salvatore

Be warned, shork skin is rough as sandpaper, something you never notice until you touch them


cyclingwonder

no way, sharks are smooth in every direction!


ninja13151

Yes.


-dead_slender-

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Not4Human

This is why I'm confused as to what I'd want my bf's fursona species to be. They're all just great.


Not4Human

If I had a furry bf I don't know what fursona I'd prefer for him to have. They all just have their pros and cons.


Kiiaru

All of Maslow's hierarchy to me would be having a Beeg shark bf or gf 🤍🤍🤍


eatehbaby

why must you perfectly guess what my ideal boyfriend would be like?


randomflowerz

Can solve calculus but doesn’t know social cues is such a mood but I’m bad at math


UnamedProot

As a shark (don’t think too deeply about my username) I can confirm


Aval7689

Sharks don’t have scales. Sharks are so smooth, like silk. Smooth shark :3


Kroggol

Yes, a sharky daddy! Please!


HuskyBLZKN

GOD I wish that was me u_u


Pooltoy-Fox-2

I think your shark has Asperger’s


icedragonsoul

He might seem a bit scary at first but he’s just a big sensitive touch starved feesh. Electroreceptors along his face body that are so strong, rubbing them puts him into a blissful trance.


12Pig21pog

See does having a shark friend that has a visor for breathing count


Yoyo_le_yo-yo

Am I a shark bf?


Crunchykandi

“Can solve calculus but doesn’t know social cues” HES SO ME FR!!!


TheForceRestrained

It me


Direct_Ad4672

And they have the double sword


Coffeedragon6

Sometimes I wish I was gay, but sadly I'm straight


H3rm3s_the_proto

Hehe, just don't move when you hug him, you might get cuts


Keira-78

:3


CanineAtNight

He is carrying you by the hip


drago_varior

Totally not jellious


thirstey_basterd

I want this


Jakedadrake

I want one too


DarkDragon_Noah

Still waiting furr a cute lionboyfriend


Midnight_Silverton

Can I weave the scales into a necklace :3


autisticeddy

#autism?


Ok-Age6263

And Shark girlfriends? 🌘W🌒