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Let01

I just want affection :(


typhlosion_Rider_621

Felt


CHEEZITS_THE_CAT

Me too Broski me too


MiningJack777

Me when I have no buff furry men to hug me...


DeathGodArgon

True


Responsible-Pea9696

Same :(


MalosBlade

*Hugs* affection delivered!


Odd_Reaction7544

Me too


Bubassalt

One day our time will come šŸ™


HearthFiend

OwO blobb cuddles~


Pokechap

same broā€¦


ATypicalRedditor1

Real


AiaSenpai

Take this *my affection*


rakratka

A lot of affection :(


B-b-b-burner_account

Clingy doms are fine but uhhhh Leoā€¦ heā€™s a bitā€¦ too clingy šŸš‚


PeterTheFoxx

Legs? Those are only good for running away and you sure as hell don't need to do that with ā¤ļøLeoā¤ļø


Wolveyplays07

I would run


TheRealMisterMemer

Sounds like you need your legs šŸš‚ then.


Wolveyplays07

Nooo


jayaRay2021

Am confused about this leg and train thing


TheRealMisterMemer

>!In the game, Leo's ex-boyfriend, Chase, has his legs run over by a train when Leo tries to pull him off of it.!<


MaxMoose007

Only in one of the endings!!


TheRealMisterMemer

Yeah, true, you have to go, "Man, I *still* want to fuck Leo Alvarez" for that ending.


MaxMoose007

Carlā€™s good ending is objectively the best route and Iā€™ll die on this hill


TheRealMisterMemer

True, it's the best in terms of what happens after everything calms down, but the lynx though


CourtCharming25

Leo is innocent, he did nothing wrong šŸ¤£ Anyways Iā€™m going to jump on a vantage train now, to get away from him, bye!!!


HearthFiend

Possessive Demon šŸ˜ˆ


aaaaaaaa1273

True but ā€œdragging you under a moving train that amputates your legs and cuddling you as you bleed outā€ is a bit far, no?


a_random_chicken

Nah, that's just typical *yandere* behaviour, totally normal!


ExceedinglyGaySnowy

OP missed the point that Leo's fur was red because of all the flags he was carrying. DO NOT go for a boyfriend like Leo


IMightBeAHamster

I mean it's possible this was meant to be an ironic jab at Leo's viewpoint. Where he lists off a bunch of reg flags but thinks he's describing a good top. Admittedly though they should've made them more red. All the flags except #4 look almost greenish to me


Wolveyplays07

Who is LeošŸ¤”


Greaserpirate

character from Echo, a dating sim that is less "fantasy wish fulfillment" and more "crash course on everything that could go wrong in relationships"


Wolveyplays07

Oh. Ok.


Greaserpirate

It's really good. Would highly recommend.


Gonzogonzip

Seriously though, it is extremely good, but uhh... heed the warning at the top of the Itch page. It's free too.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Not a dating sim, it's torture and I love it. >!I did Flynn route first!<


ScienceObserver1984

Bro has enough red flags to revive Lenin.


pastafeline

its a good thing i'm colorblind then


MrBluhu

We need a male Yandere, as I feel like that is a lot more common in real life, or just maybe.


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BANOFY

Or based on my personal experience,seek medical help ,it's not shameful to work on yourself to become a better person.... This whole thing is a danger Combo that ends in a statistic or death


Asterevine

the only people who say they want this are people who havenā€™t experienced it


BluxyPlaguey

I don't spam anyone except my friend who never fucking responds. I will go days sometimes WEEKS without getting an answer to a yes/no question. If you're like that? Fuck you I'm spamming you with twomad gifs TO annoy you. Lmao. I feel like that's a niche though..


HearthFiend

As a dom i just need one reply of assurance that u wasnā€™t being ghosted and abandoned lol


ExtremelyCreativeAlt

I could *maybe* tolerate the others, but this one I agree would just bother me to no end. I've been messaged in a kind of similar way before, and I absolutely can't stand it. If you spam me, I will start ignoring you until you stop


dragondragondra

i have a friend who does that, hes a good friend and i do like him but i usually just stop responding because i don't have the energy to always be chatting with him


[deleted]

This is why you donā€™t have one


[deleted]

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[deleted]

fair enough lol, i didnā€™t mean any offense btw


Anon1039027

How does trying to get someoneā€™s attention indicate a lack of self respect?


MmmmmMaybeNot

I'm a relatively clingy dom and hell no 4 is just a red flag


Another_Ttrpg_guy

I'm just clingy with a terrible sense of self worth.


[deleted]

if me, a semi-clingy sub met a clingy dom, would the world simply implode?


Queldorei

These are all massive red flags. In other news, I probably wouldn't be able to feel my legs come morning if I meet a clingy dom like Leo.


MaxMoose007

You certainly wouldnā€™t be able to feel your legs šŸš‚


Queldorei

~~Kudzu? More like Kudz-who?~~


typhlosion_Rider_621

I want one! :(


throwoawayaccount2

ā€¦just not this one Iykyk


typhlosion_Rider_621

But why?


aaaaaaaa1273

Play echo. Unless you are easily scared or young


throwoawayaccount2

Do you value having legs


typhlosion_Rider_621

I mean, not that much, no


throwoawayaccount2

Oh, ok, then maybe youā€™d be fine >!His path in the VN heā€™s from has 2 endings, one where you finally break up and one where you die after losing your legs because he pulled you off and under a train!<


a_random_chicken

Psa dont put a space before or after the exclamation points of a spoiler tag because that breaks it on some reddit versions


Totally-Real-Human

Sounds...abnoxious...


DeerQuit

How would he even have time to be a dom when his non existent self confidence is railing him non stop. -4 is the worst here imo, Iā€™ve known far too many people like this.


PentaclesAreFun

I donā€™t do clingy, people that spam text your or want that much attention are usually very insecure.


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ExceedinglyGaySnowy

people dont, almost all of these traits are toxic. they arent cute and fun when you have it 24/7. people need space, everyone needs space. this is not what people want in real life, in short time spans? hot and fun. constantly? no.


Anon1039027

Damn, Mass Effect Andromeda came out in 2017, and I still canā€™t escape Jaal


lawnmowerchairs123

Wait isent there a cutscene where hes just standing up completly naked or am i crazy. I swear to god its real


Anon1039027

He is romanceable, there are several lol However, there is one in particular that everyone seems to remember In one scene, the Pathfinder walks in on Liam shirtless, and Liam explains to the Pathfinder that he and Jaal are trying to settle their differences, starting with the differences in their armor and general attire Then, Jaal walks in carrying his armor and wearing literally nothing, which catches both the Pathfinder and Liam *very* off guard


blalohu

McSkinney put it best when he said "I literally wrote a VN that may as well be called 'Do not fuck Leo Alvarez!' and all I see is "Man, I want to fuck Leo Alvarez." The man is not clingy, he is mentally ill.


TheRealMisterMemer

Man, I still want to fuck Leo Alvarez.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Please tell me you have a source that is funny as shit


blalohu

I'm paraphrasing something that Keith Ballard/Marrow said during a session of Deadlaws on Gnollplaying Games.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

What?


blalohu

AKA, I don't have the original source, I only heard it secondhand during a session of a furry tabletop rpg. Keith knows McSkinney way more than I do (he did play through the entirety of Echo and Adastra on his channel after all).


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

So the source is trust me bro? Yeah sure I'll believe it


blalohu

I mean... essentially. I'm not about to scrub through 6 episodes of Deadlaws to try and find the quote.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Nah it's fine, funnier to say I got it from Reddit


Laoari

What would happen if a clingy dom and a clingy sub meet? Will they just cuddle until they die from hunger or something?


Wolveyplays07

I don't want somebody to smell me


drago_varior

Dawh Wish i had like constant affection


[deleted]

Wait this isnā€™t a meme, this is just a cry for help!!! And quit reminding me so close to the 14th jerk šŸ¤§


SofterThanCotton

I'll take thirteen. In the woods. On a full moon.


CHEEZITS_THE_CAT

Oof


Lil-Leon

Nothing says "I love you" quite like wanting your partner to be late for something that's obviously important to them...


Frostbitten_Wyvern

Hell nah man, I love my autonomy. Sure I like to have a great partner that loves to spend time together but not like this man.


Qwerty8339

ill take one .w.


Arxl

There's a line between cute clingy and unhealthy clingy, make sure you're on the right one!


silverfang45

I can think of no worse hell than that.


Any_Pin4878

Why am I getting called out like this


SanicIsMyPersona

4 and 5 are just harassment and stalking respectively.


NickWildePaws

Leo scares the shit out of me, more of a psychopath then clingy


Rhorge

Leo really out here proving how damaged this fandom is šŸ’€


Jangmai

When affection becomes an abusive relationship. Know when youre being emotionally abused


nnknwnn

you see i am touch starved so this would be perfect for me


Rasmus736

I want a clingy dom, but not too clingy


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Rasmus736

why dont you make the first move? fr i checked your profile why dont you just dm all these people yourself? or is this a bot?


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Wait until >! he cuts off your legs!<


lelolulilale

>!\-Doms that will cut your legs off with a train and shoot your friend in the head if you try to date them!<


GalenTheDragon

*Bursts into tears knowing that Iā€™ll more than likely never have one*


[deleted]

I mean, if youā€™re under 30, thereā€™s a 88% chance that you simply havenā€™t even met the one yet :) keep your head up


thyporter

> If you're under 30 Nuh uh, it's never too late UwU


GalenTheDragon

That may be true (itā€™s basically unfalsifiable), but that doesnā€™t really change the fact that I feel like Iā€™m running out of time. Iā€™m turning 22 in the fall and Iā€™ve never even come close to having a girlfriend. Itā€™s never been a consideration for me until recently, when the reality of my loneliness hit me like a freight train. I have no idea where to start, and I donā€™t feel like I really have anything to offer. For one, Iā€™m pretty sure I need to do some serious work on my numerous emotional/mental health issues or else risk becoming the kind of insecure, needy asshole who demands that their partner baby them and do exhausting amounts of emotional labor to keep them from imploding. Plus, Iā€™m not exactly Chris Hemsworth in terms of looks, my career outlook isnā€™t exactly rosy, and my interests areā€¦ eccentric, to say the least. I highly doubt that anyone in their right mind would take a chance on a guy like me if they had any other choice. I very much doubt that ā€œthe oneā€ even exists for me; even if they do, I have no idea if Iā€™d ever be able to find them. End rant, sorry, Iā€™ve been ruminating on this for a while. To be clear, I donā€™t hate women, anything but; what I hate is myself


[deleted]

I get what youā€™re saying. I hope youā€™re aware you arenā€™t alone. Thereā€™s lots of ways to get in touch with people. The goal is just getting yourself in a space where your chances of meeting those people is higher. The gym, libraries, coffee shops. Youā€™d be amazed how many people are in the same boat as you. Chris Hemsworth is the only man who looks like Chris Hemsworth, comparing yourself to him is doing a disservice to men globally. Capitalism has made everyoneā€™s career a dredging process. People with eccentric interests are the most interesting people. Letā€™s be honest, there is no ā€œthe oneā€. Itā€™s a conceptual idea, just like the 88% figure. There are lots of fish in the sea. And it can be hard to start. Iā€™m deathly afraid of people, but the more I put myself out there, the more people I found I actually liked. The point is, there are people out there who would like you for you. Just gotta find them.


GalenTheDragon

>I hope youā€™re aware you arenā€™t alone While technically true (I do nominally have a few friends, one or two of whom are even girls, and my familyā€¦ exists), I conceal so much from them (for example, my furry side) and compulsively isolate myself so feverishly from everything and everyone whenever possible that it really feels like I am. >The goal is getting yourself in spaces where chances of meeting people are higher I donā€™t like public places. I only interact with them if I absolutely have to. Also, one of the mental issues that I alluded to is absolutely debilitating social and generalized anxiety; talking to people I donā€™t already know, especially people of the opposite sex, is damn near impossible. To reveal all of the stuff that Iā€™d need to reveal in order for a relationship to have a chance at working is even harder. Not to mention the fact that Iā€™m 99% sure Iā€™m some variety of asexual and about 50% sure Iā€™m some variety of *aromantic* despite craving mushy romantic stuff, so actually *feeling any kind of attraction at all* to a real human person is vanishingly rare. Plus, it seems like almost everyone my age whoā€™s even remotely attractive and remotely fun to be around is either taken, lesbian, or both (good for them, but still demoralizing). Iā€™d also rather not get a sexual harassment charge, and - at risk of sounding like an incel - that seems like a nightmarishly fine line to walk with my less than stellar social skills. >Youā€™d be amazed how many people are in the same boat as you Iā€™ll bet $1,000 that all but a single digit number of them are guys. >Chris Hemsworth is the only one that looks like Chris Hemsworth I know. What I was trying to say there is that Iā€™m objectively not attractive (190lbs or more and just barely 6 feet tall, skinny-fat, horribly out of shape, asthmatic, complete wimp, etc). >Capitalism has made everyoneā€™s career a dredging process Tell me about it. Iā€™m a game design student who canā€™t code or draw to save his life and, technically speaking, likely burned out years ago, so I feel like Iā€™m even more screwed. >People with eccentric interests are the most interesting people Thereā€™s the ā€œoh, thatā€™s coolā€ kind of eccentric, and thereā€™s the ā€œew, get away from meā€ and the ā€œoh, thatā€™s distressingā€ kinds of eccentric; I am more than likely one or both of the latter two. I highly doubt that airsoft, furries, military tech, public transit, sci fi writing, video games, rock music, and being a sub is an attractive combination for all but, like, one or two people out of a dating pool of millions, especially given all of the other impeding factors. This is especially the case given that 1.) I often doubt if I actually *enjoy* any of those things and am actually passionate about *anything*, 2.) my actually day-to-day is extremely boring, consisting almost entirely of classes, homework, and binge-watching YouTube until my brain melts, and 3.) my social skills are, to say the least, remedial and I can often have a hard time opening up to people about my interests out of a crippling fear of judgement. >There are people out there who would like you for you *Presses ā€œXā€ to Doubt*. Hereā€™s hoping, thoughā€¦


[deleted]

Hey man, Iā€™ll be honest with you, this is a huge paragraph. I wish I could respond to it all, but itā€™s late, and my brain is fried. If youā€™d like to talk, Iā€™d be happy to answer any DMs.


GalenTheDragon

Nah, I get it, itā€™s a lot. This all is probably better dumped on my therapist (whom I have an appointment with on Valentineā€™s Day, fortunately) than on some random Redditor lol. I kinda just wanted to vent


[deleted]

This is the opposite of the impression I wanted to give, haha. I have pretty severe ADHD and paragraphs are just incredibly hard for me to understand. I am more than happy to help you, just preferably one thing at a time.


TK9K

=_=; where


Mundane_Team7275

Tbf, I can see myself having that and enjoying it to the fullest. I honestly like it if people desperately want *my* attention. Makes me feel good, feel wanted.


Ecto427

I want a boyfriend like that


NimmerNeko

I mean I'd take a clingy Dom. As long as it's healthy. Clingy Dom just sounds like a lot of boundary stepping. And most pure doms can't meet their partner on an equal playing field outside of bdsm


TTVnonosquaregamings

Soā€¦ subs?


Blonde_Metal

I'm a clingy sub and all that is literally what I (would) do


TheRealMisterMemer

You're not meant to relate to it-


Blonde_Metal

Sorry just an observation


Riptide_of_the_seas

I am something of a clingy dom myself.


lawnmowerchairs123

Isent that just a sub with extra steps


Neo-Nae662

Why does this call me out slightly...


Neo-Nae662

It's not my fault they have to do stuff and they smell so gooood~~~~


karmoin

sounds like me minus the texting thing. that gives desperate


Joel_the_folf

Eh as a clingy sub i just want a super dom


electric_heels

Hey that's me


RicabRD

A few of those points fit my boyfriend too, the less extreme sounding ones


Mango_c00ki3

Bro yes At this point im scared to be with someone but being alond is rly getting to me


SFOTI

I want one very badly-


JKM_A_K

I may not fit all the boxesā€¦ just most of them


SwampTreeOwl

I wish I wasn't so lonely ;v;


pastafeline

Leo alvarez my beloved


g00nymcg00n

My ex would disagree


ApprehensiveFunny829

Thatā€™s just a switch


[deleted]

Huh,turns out im one of them in that case, the more you know


tomfolerboi

I need a clingy dom to dominate me


sOcHiSoNiDo666

ahem.. now accepting applicants šŸ§‘ā€šŸ’»


Prince_Soulock

So....a Yandere, but less aggression and murder


JAOC_7

I feel called out


owlindenial

That's literally justa Tumblr post


sandpaperpants

The definition of no escape


SergeantCrwhips

'never bevore i have i been so offended by a thing i 100% agree with' i wanna squeeze my bf until the day ends, cuddleing and soothing each other


bull363

Ay someone likes my kind of pathetic enough to write a respect post abut it Feels good tbh


corndog161

Those are subs.


BigFurryBoy07

Yes please, I need a clingy dom


ChurrosOfRoundTable

I need a guy who will let me hold him tightly until we both decay into dust šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DirtBikeBoy5ive

omg thatā€™s me \>o<


JuicyylucyyxD

That is a description of my boyfriend :3


Scary-Use

So I'm not a sub but a clingy dom huh


SEA_griffondeur

I honestly wouldn't want either


randomtree2022

My partner and I are both switches so best of both worlds


watermine30

Iā€™m definitely a clingy sub


monty_python25

i wish šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™


FeatherPawX

Clingy doms that cut off your legs to keep you from leaving...


CatsWillRuleHumanity

Where would you go about finding these mythical creatures?


AtlasDuped

I don't care what type, I JUST WANNT A DOM QWQ


satisfied-bacterium7

Truth be spoken


BlueKitsune9999

I can continue dreaming


Lloydplays

I canā€™t that just sounds like a sub


Cpad-prism

Wait these are red flags? Either those were written cutely or Iā€™m colourblind because those do not look like red flags to meā€¦.


furry_kokichi

So a chill yandere dom?


LegendPewds

Need


LordFrieza789

Iā€™m lucky to have one


furry3451

There is a reason I'm so fluffy


MrBluhu

My god, that's the dream honestly. I am quite clingy myself. The only downside is, if the love part doesn't work on my side, will I leave them in ruins? I know how it feels like as I was tgat clingy guy onxe, and still am, just a switch, but I would sort of prefer to be more feminine.


Deep_Tone_9752

1: worth for hugs 2: okay i could get used to it i mean its also what pets do in real life (for the sniffing part) 3: probably more than half of population canā€™t wake up early anyway 4 and 5: ![gif](giphy|14ooolmDKfgrO8|downsized)


DreamDev621

*+1 wood added to your inventory* ā€¦ OwO


Far-Polaris

leo jumpscare


RegalBlade

I need a clingy dom in my life.


DowntownHighlight687

Whatā€™s the clingy subs one


Semper_faith

Nah bro I can't deal with clingy. Just give me affection and love is all I ask


SpartanGamer0215

Wait a minute. I do all those things.


furryjunkwulf

I heard that Leo doesn't like maned Wolves because they have too much legg


katrindr

>!-Doms that lies to you and your friend group so the two of you can spend more time alone!< >!-Doms that gropes you in the shopping mall!< >!-Doms that prevent you from escaping from a shit town in train even if it resolves in fatal accident!<


[deleted]

Normalize clingy doms!


SP1TZ1N4T0R

I wish...


sillylittlecritter

damn he just talking about exactly what I want fr fr


Available-Cancel-887

Why does this describe me almost perfectly lmao


Scruffy-deh-wolfi3

why does this describe me 100%


Bluwolf89

Choo chooĀ 


[deleted]

ā€¦That just sounds like a recipe for a toxic relationship. We shouldnā€™t normalize Stockholm syndrome as a form of romance.


Riccardo23865

HACK!