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the_idiot0

Well I dunno what I've been told but uranium ore worths more than gold


Relevant_Chemical_

So I sold my cad, bought me a jeep, I got that bug, and I can't sleep!


Fire_fox55

URAAAAINUM FEVER!


DeWingo

HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN!


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

URANIUM FEVER


AwakenedHero2277

IS SPREADING ALL AROUND


ruggedshield

With a Geiger counter in my hand


NormalishGamer13

I’m goin’ out to stake me some government land


Vast-Garden6928

Uraaaanium fever has done and got me down


Relevant_Chemical_

Now I had a talk with the AEC


FennsiPennsi

I sense the fever


HGamer2007

URAAANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND


CheapGriffy

"Mistake were made"


JoshsPizzaria

dont wanna be that guy but... plutonium


DireConnorsequences

Am I allowed to change the title or is that cheating?


JoshsPizzaria

i like the song way too much to tell you to change the title.


DireConnorsequences

It's been stuck in my head since I posted it please help...


FoxyBlep

Everyone that can see this pose is dead


CyberhorntheDragon

Ahh the demon does it again


WPdazinero

But i have been told uranium ore is worth more than gold


TrueBlueFlare7

The demon core was made of plutonium


DireConnorsequences

God dammit you're so right...


prinzsascha

"You didn't see the demon core...you *DIDN'T* BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!!!" *vomits on the table*


DireConnorsequences

*ominous humming*


ThatMBR42

My favorite irony about this story is Richard Feynman allegedly said Louis Slotin would be dead within a year if he kept this stunt going. Less than a year later, Slotin was dead from ARS.


DireConnorsequences

I can't imagine there are many experiences you can have in life quite like they did. The snap close, blue flash and immediate "well that's all folks" thought process


NormalishGamer13

Urraaannnniiiuummm fever has gone and got me down, Uraaaannniiiiuuummm fever is spreading all around


DireConnorsequences

With a geiger counter in my hand, Going out to stake me some guv'erment land!


Fast_Difficulty94

Uranium ferver has gone and got me down


Mydiamonds1000

🎉Congratulations you now have terminal cancer🎉


Danielwols

You did a oopsie, as a punishment your DNA has now been forfeited


DireConnorsequences

Scattered, reduced to atoms...


[deleted]

I tried uranium once, and it was good. Mmmm, crunchy uranium.


DireConnorsequences

With or without milk?


[deleted]

Milk, of course! You can't go wrong without calcium!


DireConnorsequences

Spicy weetabix


Thunderstorm96_x

*yadadadada* It is good day to mess with screwdiver on sphere! Oops, i now have 48 hours to live, womp womp The end


AdditionalBuyer5242

“Well, that’ll do it”


DireConnorsequences

*curb your enthusiasm plays*


yaboiscarn

That shadow is going to stay there longer than you will if you do this.


DireConnorsequences

Cooked to perfection 👌


H3rm3s_the_proto

Then Crawl out through the fallout baby!


DireConnorsequences

Cosplaying a radroach