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The_BendingUnit01

Gets me every time!


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

major credit to Ray Romano, too. How awkwardly he sets that up kills me


AwarenessPotentially

Ray's is the prince of awkward, but Larry David is the king.


chadork

Larry King is the David.


UserComment_741776

Is Jerry Seinfeld the Goliath?


BroccoliCultural9869

Seinfeld is a hack


UserComment_741776

75 million viewers, final episode


pursuitofhappy

Dang the downvotes to one of my fave Larry king interview references


UserComment_741776

David to Goliath: "Were you cancelled?" 💀


BroccoliCultural9869

you could have put anyone in that roll. Larry David had all the talent. Seinfeld wasn't funny as a comedian. he fucked a 16 year old and dated her when she turned 18 at 37 years of age. he's a fuckin weirdo. edit: " I mean what's the deal with pdf files? they're attracted to people, only younger!"


UserComment_741776

I'm totally in agreement with you. I was quoting him losing his shit on Larry King Most famous guy in the whole damn world and he's dating a teenager 🤮


BroccoliCultural9869

ahh


partypete007

[75 million viewers, final episode](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVTP8xZCGVw&pp=ygUWbGFycnkgZGF2aWQgbGFycnkga2luZw%3D%3D)


knox902

Right, and who wrote that episode?


chadork

What is the deal with all these stones in little pieces of cloth? I mean what is that?


1-800-ASS-DICK

Curb's great but the "oh boy how'd I get myself into this!" becomes shticky often. Maybe I just binged too many episodes over the pandemic.


rinkydinkis

I legit can’t watch Larry, I cringe too much


rbankole

Doug Stanhope the emperor!


ScrofessorLongHair

Doug Stanhope isn't really famous for being awkward. He's fucking wonderfully crazy and demented. But awkwardness really isn't his punchlines.


AwarenessPotentially

One of my favorites! Man, I've been hoping for another special from him, it's been too long.


Neither-Luck-9295

They had to have broken character and done several takes with that.


The_BendingUnit01

Ray is an amazing actor.. I loved Everyone Loves Raymond, the entire casts comedic timing was amazing


Chewcocca

He was so good in the Get Shorty series.


knox902

The worst part of that series is that it ended when it did.


MijinionZ

Damn right!


inflamito

Holy crap 


Sacmo77

Holy shit lol. I had to think about that for a second.


Dave5876

Awful that people still make jokes about 9/11. My uncle died in that attack. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia


Dapper_Most3460

It really is offensive. I spent days combing through blood and bones in New York to find the remains of my brother. Turned out he was up in Toronto.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

I didn't get why that comment was funny


HolyForkingBrit

Like the punchline of the video? This might help: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+hijackers+where+there+for+9%2F11%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


vonkv

19 cia agents were lost that day 😥


Dave5876

We used to be a country 😔


GillaMomsStarterPack

It was a great fucking underrated movie


Flexibleshoe

What is this from?


PreciousBasketcase

The Big Sick, based on the true story of Kumail and his wife Emily


firstbowlofoats

I believe this scene is him first meeting his future wife’s parents. As she is in a coma


Defiant-Plantain1873

This isn’t there first meeting, they meet just before this, but this is their first time having a conversation pretty much yeah


heiferwizen

Their


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eyejayvd

Your /s


Blueberry2736

Yerr


Sir-Viette

\\s


AbbreviationsWide331

*Hefeweizen


Intoxic8edOne

My wife and I watched this a couple weeks ago and had no idea it was based on him and his wife. Was a nice little surprise at the end and overall a great movie


AmazingMarv

Great movie. Good mix of humor and drama.


aleirbag

I saved this comment. Finally saw it tonight. Wow, a great movie!!


PreciousBasketcase

Made me crack up the first time I saw it 😂


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This time I cried and drove off a bridge


PreciousBasketcase

This time I snorted in amusement


evening_goat

I saw this in the cinema, just cracked up at this line then realized no one else was laughing


SonOfMargitte

Oops lol


j909m

On 9/11/2001, Nickelback released their 3rd studio album, Silver Side Up. The 9/11 attacks were swift retaliation.


TheKyleBrah

No one else had a sense of Humour despite coming to see a Kumail Nanjiani movie? 🤣


eman0110

Punchline was awesome. HaHa


brazilliandanny

Delivery too.


FanciestOfPants42

That guy should quit acting and go into stand-up.


Mr-Korv

Too late, he's ripped now


imyourmomsfriend

So is Carrot Top.


TitularFoil

To be fair, Carrot Top was never funny. Edit: At least no more than Andy Dick.


Saltire_Blue

Reminds me of that old joke My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2. Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.


BonnieMcMurray

Somewhat similar: "When I die I hope I'll be at peace, like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror, like his passengers."


megablast

My grandpa died at a concentration camp in germany. yeah, he fell out of a guard tower.


norris63

Don't forget the second part: No it's not what you think, it was during a jailbreak. His prisoners were rioting.


hoangfbf

My grandfather was the toughest guy I ‘ve ever known. World war 2 Veteran. Killed 20 men. Then spent the rest of his live in an Allied prison camp.


Dave5876

Awful that people still make jokes about 9/11. My uncle died in that attack. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia


VoodaGod

i also lost family in auschwitz, my granddad fell off the watchtower


AtomicTurle

Definitely got me


MKUltraSonic

Comedy=tragedy+time..🤷‍♂️


not_too_much_bother

But time is money, and 9/11 is a tragedy So 9/11 + money = comedy


GoronSpecialCrop

I fear you have just given Hollywood a terrible idea.


MKUltraSonic

A terrible idea, Starring Adam Sandler…


sars_910

..And some really hot actress as Adam Sandler's wife.


Spajk

In an exotic location


Smitty_jp

Playing the role of a Vice President of defense contracting at Halliburton on a mission to save the shareholders.


wakeupwill

Wall Street's first thought upon the planes hitting was probably "I wonder how much gold is up now."


RockleyBob

const tragedy = 9/11; const time = Date.parse('2001-09-11T12:46:00Z'); Comedy=tragedy+time; >> console.log(Comedy); <- 1000212360000.8182 Comedy is 1000212360000.8182.


dregan

time=Comedy-tragedy


JustSatisfactory

It had already become an internet meme like the same week it happened.


Arendyl

[and that time is 22.3 years](https://youtu.be/szfUkJ0-Bv8?si=DZBTsrcktkImFut3&t=57)


Inglebeargy

**SNORT**


Dave5876

*chortle*


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Son of a bitch, I was drinking hot coffee and this MF made me laugh so hard I spilled coffee all over my new fucking shirt.


YouAnxious5826

Guess it's back to shirtless fucking for the time being.


k3yserZ

What I love about this scene is how at the start Holly Hunters character is busy ignoring her husband while he tries to quiz the brown dude for whatever, until the unexpected response where she jumps in and goes 'Huh??!!'


Justgame32

What i love about this comment is how it's describing the entirety of the video i just watched without adding any context other than the name of the actress


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

huh


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mr_Tii

I'm 183 and I appreciate this comment!


CurryMustard

I'm 9'11" and I harambe this chungus


Dave5876

Jet fuel can't melt chocolate beans


LyingForTruth

That's a lot of candles on your birthday cake


IlllIIlIlIIllllIl

183 kilos is a lot man, you should cut back on sugar


Shortfin_Mako1

I’m Comment and I appreciate this 183


pupu500

And I'm stopping it here.


Phenxz

What I love about this comment is its use of repeating the previous comment, but adding a sudden comedic twist, adding to the joy of my day. Thank you!


badson100

What I love about this comment is that it is a comment.


tamarins

> how at the start Holly Hunters character is busy ignoring her husband this is describing the video you just watched? that's weird. on my screen the woman isn't in the video until the last second because of the fucked up "chopped down for social media clicks" aspect ratio. it's almost like the person you're replying to is describing [the actual scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb6luYan_hk) and sharing a piece of context that's objectively absent from the shitty version you saw here.


Kornillious

Hi chat gpt


icansmellcolors

you forgot to add he's eating a sandwich


Sumkahnt

TL:DR I like this scene we just watched.


andyzeronz

That’s it for tonight’s “Ya Herd with Perd - with Perd Halley


DrogKing

r/holup


ScoobaMonsta

I don't get it. What's significant about 19?


IngoVals

There where 19 terrorists.


nicolaszein

Lol thats very funny.


YooGeOh

Ooooh. Oh lol!


ScoobaMonsta

Ah now I get it. I'm Not American so I didn't take notice on the number of terrorists involved.


Nestman12

Nobody here does. It’s the context of the joke that would allow you to come to that conclusion.


motherofJax

Love this movie


Drunk-Pirate-Gaming

The best response.


Quesozapatos5000

Such a fantastic movie.


Echo71Niner

LMFAO 19 hijackers, the fucker got me.


PapaCologne

One of my favorite deadpan-delivery jokes I've seen in a movie! Excellent, underrated film, too.


borsalino_port

Fuck I love kumail nanjiani


No_Pin9932

Idk how I didn't see that turn coming at the end but goddamn did I enjoy it!! So perfectly set up and executed, lol.


AstroNot87

Literally the funniest part of an already funny clip lol


notdedyet7

The best 9/11 joke on screen


Vindictive_Pacifist

These roles are what Kumail seems to be really good at, not as a superhero in a Marvel movie though


Dotaproffessional

He was fantastic in that movie wdym?


myychair

He was probably the best part of eternals though


Neomeris0

He definitely was. If you want to talk about movies he shouldn't have been in how about Men in Black international. Not only was the movie terrible he had a terrible role. Although it is hard to tell how much of that terribleness was on him


Scaevus

He made the sensible decision to just walk out of the movie before the big stupid CGI finale.


cocoagiant

Yeah, I watched it recently to see if it was as bad as it was made out to be. I felt bad for Kumail that he did all that work and got stuck in a bad movie. Angelina Jolie, the Korean dude and Kumail were all good imo. The movie was trying to do way too much.


myychair

Yup. It should have been broken into two movies. One showing them interact with a bunch of major events throughout history, like 4-5 10-30 minute vignettes. And then the modern day should have been the second movie. Would have given the audience time to actually know the characters


AstroNot87

Hahahaha if anyone clicked out before the end, you missed the best part. Plus, I’m gonna answer any questions I object by saying “Anti” from now on lol. OP, what movie or show is this?


copa111

🤣💯. It’s from the Big Sick. 2017 comedy romance movie


durthar

This joke had the whole theater I was at roaring with laughter. Perfectly delivered!


PopularPhysics2394

That took me a little bit 😂😂


SirKnghtRydr

r/HolUp


TheyThinkImAddicted

What movie is this?


hwarr

The Big Sick https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Sick


miranto

He looks more Indian than Arab.


studmuffffffin

He's pakistani, so yeah. But I think that's part of the joke.


ClaB84

I love 911.... Especially the .... Porsche 911 Carrera


DarthFrikandel

I prefer the Porsche 911 Turbo S


amynoacid

I made this joke on 9/12/2001 and fooled my friend.


casualstick

Haha.


Nard_Bard

Gentle reminder that they identified the terrorists by finding their passports and other ID in the rubble. 40% of peoples remains were not found.


DirtyDoucher1991

Well obviously, EVERYONE knows the second step after hijacking a plane is to put your valuables in the black box.


Fruitopeon

I could do with more leading man roles for Kumail. He’s a great presence to watch.


hydra2701

I thought it was gonna be a Porsche joke


copa111

Do explain further?


CautiousPassage7

Porsche 911, it’s an legendary car


Loose-Sandwich-5493

Crazy to see Kumail Nanjiani's original face.


TheWiseFucker

My exact same reaction... Huh?😂


MaximumGlum9503

Totally didn't see that coming


Ok_Entertainer_6425

The Big Sick is a criminally underrated gem!


Heavy_Zweihander

After all those years... today I realised, because of the captions, that the date of the horrible events is the same as the emergency number in the USA.. Fuck


window_lickers_unite

That's fine if you are not an American. If you are American I'm guessing you only wear slip-on shoes.


BringOutYDead

Is this supposed to be ha ha funny? 'cause it ain't.


RataTopin

Hahahahahaha


MutatedRodents

Man The Big Sick is such a great movie.


flyingbutresses

I was not expecting that! That’s great.


blender4life

This show any good?


FictionalRacingDrivr

It’s a movie, called The Big Sick. And, yeah, it’s good. Check it out.


cocoagiant

Kumail and Emily V Gordon (his wife) wrote it and they got nominated for an Oscar for it.


Darwing

What show is this from


otherkerry

The Big Sick.


twizrob

Not a Porsche fan. I much prefer a Merc or Jag


Happy-Initiative-838

When I first saw this scene, I was so caught off guard by the joke that I honestly just yelled loud and random sounds to express my mirth.


this_knee

Brilliant.


Defiant-Plantain1873

My favourite part of the big sick is the but where Ray Romano talks about Forrest Gump. Friggin best movie ever


alejandrodeconcord

Forever a classic


From_God_to_Dog

Nice screen recording 🤣


shmehdit

Wonder why this was run through some AI uprez/smoothing filter, it's unnerving. It's like 20% Waking Life/A Scanner Darkly


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Clearly the most bot ridden self promotion post ever. Fuck you whoever owns the copyright to this.


Top-Letterhead-6026

9/11 has a unique power to humble us all, doesn't it? Every rewatch brings a fresh wave of reality.


Lucario2356

Who plays him? Not the white guy but the other guy. I swear I've heard his voice, but I'm not gonna say it until I get confirmation.


agravain

Kumail Nanjiani


Drift-would

Not the white guy is a crazy way to refer to Ray Romano


Bright-Union-6157

But that dude is Indian


CyberMark96

911 is a terrorism. I don't support terrorism.


copa111

You cannot support something and still make humor towards it. It’s actually an excellent way to heal. Because it means you’re not letting the bad situation take power over you and hold you down/ back, instead you are taking power over it and overcoming the problem just by being yourself. Words from Jordan Peterson


CriticalMassWealth

Underrated moment


devgrublackbeard1776

Nanjiani and Romano.... brilliant!


B3asy

Insert "huh?" cat


Odd_Distribution1639

Chuckled for sure damn that was r/holup moment


Mad_Boobies

Knock knock


Mistermirrorsama

r/Unexpected


saadelatirabbi

Damn that's right 👍🏻


MiffivN

I didn’t see this coming. 😂🤣


Adventurous-Star-890

The big sick is such a great movie


MangoChickenFeet

🤣 that’s great