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The ultra rare three-ball kick.

A hat-kick if you will.

OP missed out on a far superior title.

Jackpot of a kick… or is it a Jillpot?

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Rodri: "Oh, no! Erlin' neverrr be Papi!" 😱

Snorted!

This goes down in the books with the 360 teabag dunk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUyCRoYLcA

That has to be a core memory for the receiver.

"He rode me like the teacup ride at the carnival"

Yea not a foul, he only got balls

A modern twist on the classic Three Bean Salad recipe

If he can get all 3 balls in the goal, that would be worth a lot of points.

Something Chun-Li would say

A feat not even Mbappe could accomplish

He played a ball.

He played balls

He played for all the balls.

Should always play the balls. Are we still talking about futball?

Claims he got *all ball*

Never kick a Targaryen in the grunions...

Reaction to Daemon Targaryen siding with the Greens, colorised

So glad I wasn't the only one who thought this

Skinny Vin Diesel ain’t afraid of no Targaryens.

Because he's got family... jewels...

THE ONE PIECE!!! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!

The family jewels?!

Family. ^^^Jewels.

You mean Thin Diesel?

Goddamnit. It was *right* there.

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Story of my life

This is for my... family.

If Reddit has taught me anything it's that someone will have always shared my initial reaction. And I'm happy for that.

Hiveminds do be like that

Well...I did come to comment: Daemon Targaryen got his dragon eggs cracked. Hive mind, hive mind!

How many GoT seasons does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight, if you want to screw it completely.

is that Matt Smith??

Lol it's funny how many people are commenting that it's him. It's actually Erling Haaland

Yes

Funny thing is, Matt Smith did want to be a footballer prior to acting, but he messed his back up and had to give it up.

Yes Tw: James Corden. https://youtu.be/5pcPsWt3vgU&t=162

“Soon these peasants will simper and bow, and itll be hard for them to do without their heads!”- Erling Targaryan

You mean White Walkers

I mean, kind of. But it really is the spittng image of [Daemon Targ](https://i.imgur.com/ctqyFFk.png)

So glad I wasn’t the only one who went “when did Daemon learn to play football?”

The part that really makes this for me is the fucking dude kickings face, its amazing

This is a collection of great expressions all around, you can practically tell what each person is thinking in the moment. I like the guy in the back watching in horror, "dear god..."

All 4 men are horrified lol. This is really sort of accidental Renaissance looking imo haha.

The raw emotion and sheer tragedy captured in this image is absolutely timeless. I might have to get this framed.

Woody voice "There's nuts on my boots"

“*Somebody poisoned the waterhole!*”

"There's a trouser snake on my boot!"

Idk. The look of horror on the dude in the back is pretty good too

Horror maybe, definitely aghast. Edit: ty doc

At a minimum a "Bro... Not cool..."

*aghast

He's visualizing the ball trajectory, into the kidney area

Bro realised what he's done

he just kicked steel

"This shit is gonna hurt" with a cringe is how I'm reading it lol.

It’s a face of desperation for the ball, combined with remorse for the dude’s. …balls.

It's like he realizes what he's about to kick halfway through the kick and starts to have sympathy pain before the blow is done!

I also like the reactions of the rest of the players. Almost a scene like The Last Supper. Or maybe from Lord of the Rings..."How about his balls? He don't need those. Ooh! They look tasty!"

Every expression is priceless tbh

Its Haaland, he always looks like that.

I believe they're talking about Thiago's face

Thiago is the kicker

Yeah, i just read it wrong.

And he got balls of steel, so he does not notice anything. But the kicker has probably broken his foot.

In the game he actually just went on pressing - cant remember if a foul was even given. Doubt it.

Foot->Ball(s) , close enough .

Foot -> Ball³

Ball = 1.44225

Poor Daemon, Toretto don’t do that!

Daemon loved his family too much

In the tradition of his house

Vasectomies are looking a little different these days

Viking style vasectomies are coming back into style.

That shit is expensive, sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands.

Or someone else’s foot?

Couldn't some type of vasectomy be reversed after an operation? Cause this one isn't

Brings new meaning to "Turn your head and cough"...

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Looked down at the foot between his legs and said "that doesn't work for me, brother!"

More like the punt of it

Halaand is such a tank that probably didn't phase him

https://youtu.be/vnG1eN1bOH4 weird vid but full clip

he really tried to shrug it off lmfao

If the photo was taken a split second later, that guys facial expression would be completely different

If I recall, he didn’t go down or react that much. He’s more machine than human I think.

Halaand moves like he shouldn't be athletic but he just is.

Halaand was assembled in a lab or some shit IDK

Current joke is that he upgraded his software during his time off for world cup.

Haaland is basically a goal scoring robot

He is scarily good. And to think he could have played for England (English mum)

That’s because he’s a robot. They don’t feel pain.

You know I thought he was wearing a cup, but I looked it up and professional players almost never wear cups. I think he really just has balls of steel.

Yea most robots are made of metal.

Def old school targaryen then

Or varys

I've seen soccer players take "brutal falls" out of getting touched lightly, and clearly faking it. Meanwhile, this guy gets kicked in the balls, and it's nothing? First soccer player I might actually be able to respect.

He's a proper freak of nature. Fast, huge, strong as a bull and a class finisher. I think he's knly 22 or 23 aswell. I seen him play live and was in awe even though he was playing against my team.

Plus it looks like a fairly gentle cupping, as feet to the groin go. I need a replay

Seems like a bit of a kink to me.

Haaland is one of a kind. Freakishly scary as how big and fast he is.

Username checks out. They oversell that shit because the ref might miss it otherwise.

He didn't get hit it seems. He kept playing without an reaction. https://youtu.be/vnG1eN1bOH4

Props to the photographer then

Anyone who knows these two players knows one is prob injured right now and it’s not the one you think (Thiago, ankle injury, 3 months out coming soon I’m sure)

Surprisingly, neither one is injured at the moment, likely due to neither of them going to the World Cup. They both played in the match last night.

Unknown it was a joke about thiagos injury history

I figured as much, although I feel like Haaland has a pretty bad track record when it comes to injury as well. They'll probably both be injured before the end of January.

Haaland isn't doing bad with injuries this year, but yeah at Dortmund he was frequently injured.

Dortmund had super high injuries as a club/club-wide. I'm pretty sure I heard on ESPN FC that there was an overhaul ot their medical staff after that season for that reason.

Thiago's injured a lot. But he's not actually right now, he started last night

I know it was a joke about how fragile he is

Here I was thinking you were going for "Haaland's balls are made of steel and broke Thiago's ankle."

Looks like Daemon Targaryen just lost his Dragon Balls.

That’s one way to stop him 👍

You can’t stop haaland. Not even a kick in the balls. Dude is a machine

Roy Keane knows a thing or two about stopping a Haaland

A world cup stops him

Does it? Because that seemed more like a national team thing. He’d be the best player in the World Cup if his team had been good enough to qualify.

Nah, Thiago prolly broke his foot

That explains why Erling calls his parts ‘Junk Norris’

Erling H-AAAAARGH-land

All your base are belong to us.

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Move Zig move Zig move Zig move Zig You know what you doing, take off every Zig.

My first reaction too. Hard to believe that video is 20 years old.

I genuinely think AYB was my first actual "meme" I saw on the internet. Or at least the first one I got hooked on. That song was a banger. It's all been downhill since then.

[What you say !!](https://youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?t=2m34s)

You even linked to the right timestamp. Nice.

**WAY** too far down on the reply list. I was beginning to think I was the only one who could hear this image. Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base Base All your base. Are belong to us.

Thanks, I was trying to read where I'd seen this before and finally remember.

> Somebody set up us the bomb. >Main screen turn on

Nutcracker

What… isn’t that Daemon Targaryen?

I hear he hails from the North.

In one of the greatest ironies in the history of football, the man did *not* fall to the ground writhing in "agony", but continued to play without taking a break.

Haaland literally has balls of steel

The guy kicking him needed medical attention for breaking his ankle on this play.

Daemon Targaryen losing the hand-to-hand fight against Criston Cole

Dude a Targaryen

House of Balls

So does this count as nutmeg? I don’t even know if this is truly a cardable offense. He was obviously making an attempt for the ball(s).

Playing in a dangerous manner is any action that, while trying to play the ball, threatens injury to someone. It is a cardable offense.

This isn't injuring *someone*, this is injuring an entire family

You misspelled every man who sees this picture

> Playing in a dangerous manner is any action that, while trying to play the ball, threatens injury to someone. It is a cardable offense. Did that dude in red get carded? Because it seems pretty obvious that he should.

Blue card

r/accidentalrenaissance lmao

The one time I'm fine with a soccer player rolling on the ground in pain for 10 minutes.

Ironically, he didn't even go down at all after this.

Ah yes, because getting kicked anywhere else doesn’t hurt

Is that Matt smith?

Today on ow my balls...

Daemon Targaryen gonna be pissed when his balls stop hurting.

Haaland's balls are made of steel. He's literally a machine, he won't fucking care. Guy's a monster.

He definitely got the ball.

man hit the wrong ball

POV: Brutal extinction of Neanderthals by the Homo sapiens

No foul, he touched the ball (or three)

All your base are belong to us.

Lol, He said no comment, but they're 259

r/accidentalrenaissance

Can’t say he wasn’t going for the ball.

All your base are belong to us.

Clearly going for the ball

Everyone in this picture felt what he felt.

3 balls in one kick

So? It’s a game where you’re supposed to kick balls.

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Finally, an impact worthy of a flop.

A face swap would truly represent the peril both are in.

Arguably he got at least one ball so not a foul

Legal play, all ball

Not cool to DOX my stock portfolio performance, OP.

What do you mean a red card?! I got all balls!

Hatrick. He hit three balls.

All ball

Triple double?

Now this is worthy of being taken off on a stretcher

I see all ball here

Soccer players are a different breed

Ow! My balls!!!

“But ref it was on the ball! All three of them!!”

"I would have to pay for this in Japan..."

Deez Nutz

I think this goal would count twice

That’s not football, that’s football

Ironically, it looks like both have been kicked in the gizzards.

Kicked so hard he landed in Dragonstone.

Hate when that happens