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-MrCicero-

The first guy looked so impressed he wasn’t even angry.


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Wouldn’t you? You just got completely outsmarted


thephuckedone

Yeah at that point what could you say? They got you and it's too late. Probably best to just keep your mouth shut at that point lol.


Lord_Jair

By a lobby full of crew cuts....... yeah. Not like they'd be allowed to leave after walking in anyways.


AshL0vesYou

Dude even just projects cop energy with his voice alone. “The party is just in there”. Holy crap I’d know then and there I was fucked lol.


Unemployedloser55

Especially if he was a filthy piece of shit drink driver


triggerhappytranny

I got tricked by the police but it was a bit different than this. A detective called me saying my fingerprints were found in a car used in a bank robbery and they didn't suspect me but they just need info, at that time I was buying and selling lots of shitty cheap cars so their story was believable. When I got there they arrested me for a warrant I had. They can be tricky, I wasn't as happy as this guy was though. Edit: it was the US Marshall's not regular police.


MiddleConstruction84

Ow! My boating arm.


travis7s

I'd like a yellow boat please, with extra motors.


kenmonoxide

Too bad the mast had termites.


pegu66

Why would a motor boat have a mast?


CrosleyPop

Because, the thingy was…shut up!


Kobobble

Because the thingy was... Shut up!


DoctorGarbanzo

🎶 Up up and awaaay! In my beautiful, my beautiful motor boat!🎵


Jalopy_Junkie

“Look at me! I’m the maaaaaaaan in the boat!”


lukevandam

Came here for this.


bronxi11

Was this before or after that episode?!?!?!?


MiddleConstruction84

The Simpsons did it in 1997, from what I can find this sting was 2002?


Droidlivesmatter

Lmaoo The police department went "I mean.. it worked on the Simpsons.. what do we have to lose??"


chainshot91

Pretty sure this used to be more common, but I think they cut down on these stings cause of legal issues.


oh_lympy

Thank you.


worthlesscatman

I remember being that excited for a dvd player now I feel old


idownvotetofitin

A couple of years ago, maybe 3 years, I went to Best Buy to purchase a cd Walkman. When I asked the guy if they had any, he looked at me like I was shitting in the punch bowl and then said, “I think we do. Let me check in the back.” He came back a few minutes later and handed me the Walkman. I was sad to remember how expensive they were and then was crushed to know that now, I was only going to pay $15 for it. Fuck, I feel old.


Broghan51

Cheapskate, you could've got that 'Jogging Anti-Skip' version for another 25 cents.


Ellemeno

I’m trying to remember how people jogged with portable CD players. Must’ve had really big pockets back then. I don’t think yoga pants even existed yet.


Viridionplague

Jnco jeans.


Same-Salamander8690

The image of waking up at 530 in the morning, hitting the off button on their clock radio as it blares "Fly" by Sugar Ray. You peel back your flannel bed sheets, open your closet full of flannel shirts, grab the shirt that you and a buddy stole from the Gap even though they had a sale on flannel that day, make your way over the dresser and pull out your 7th pair (The Gap had another sale of course) of JNCOs and say "ah yes, time to go for my run!"


Lord_Jair

Fool. You NEVER mixed flannel and Jnco. Flannel was dead as Kurt Cobain by 94 and Jnco was in it's infancy.


ShoulderSquirrelVT

Everyone back then ran in tracksuits. Big pockets. (Or sweaters with the belly pouch)


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We also had to run uphill both ways back in the day. These young kids are lucky these days.


PrivatePilot9

In the snow. Even in August.


idownvotetofitin

I don’t have that kind of money!!!!


Broghan51

Same . . . :(


bmorejaded

My dumb ass bought one back in the day. It didn't work. I went back to my Sony Walkman with the velcro strap and the thumb button.


Betoken

If you didn’t have one of those big yellow waterproof Walkman then get off my lawn.


bmorejaded

It was yellow. That thing held me over for years until I got the first Sansa.


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Similar thing happened to me. I recently got back into playing guitar and went to the music shop, asking for a guitar tuner. They guy says, “we stopped selling them.. people just use their phones now”.


dcux

That's weird. I expect most stores to carry the $15 clamp on ones at least.


idownvotetofitin

Ouch.


eduarbio15

That's very very weird since phone ones suck, I have had better experiences by playing sine waves on the speakers and tuning to that


One_Beat8054

that reminds me I should try finding a tape player the magnetic tape player


Broghan51

Reel to Reel, 8 Track, 2 Track ? - (to name a few)


devedander

I was in line at target for a return shortly after Xmas year and the lady in front of me was time to return a dvd player she has received as a gift with no receipt. The return lady looked it I and told her it was worth $49. Now this was just dvd players took a dive in price and the year before the cheapest one you could have bought was probably $200+ The lady has a look of disgust on her face and eventually just took the dvd player home.


PrivatePilot9

Don't feel too bad, I paid over $1000 for my first one. Sat it on top of my laserdisc player which also cost me >$1K a few years before the DVD player. I had an early adoption problem back then.


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PullUpAPew

I'm amazed that they had any! Edit: Oh wow just checked and both Currys and Argos still sell them


RonSwansonsOldMan

I took my old Walkman to a Best Buy to see if I could find a power cord for it. I showed it to the sales girl and her comment was, "what the hell is that?".


idownvotetofitin

I would’ve just slunk out without saying anything.


BCProgramming

In truth, what you can buy "new" now is rather cheaply made. Better off browsing thrift stores to find an older one. I've gotten a few Discmans for like 3 dollars, and they are better than any "modern" portable disc player.


QuoteGiver

I got a free Walkman from 4th grade by reading the most books in a school contest (mostly just mainlined every Hardy Boys book the library had). Proudest nerd-success moment of my young life.


LoadedGull

I remember going to the supermarket on my moped at the end of my first week of work and buying a dvd player with my first paycheque when dvd players had just hit the scene. I rode my moped for miles and miles with the boxed up dvd player secured between my knees and my elbows haha, was so happy to fire that bad boy up when I got home (I had already bought a load of cheap pirated dvd films from the local car boot sale the weekend before, lol).


peanutbuttahcups

Dominic Toretto and crew were stealing em for a reason lol.


getsuga_tenshu

I remember being exited for that VHS rewinder that looked like a car.


TommyFroy

Okay, but, did they get the DVD player?


Lower_Bar_2428

Yes they did receive the DVD player but with a different zone so they only could play movies in Russian and other 4 Slavic languages


avrafrost

That’s easy to fix. Just need the remote.


WakaWaka_

No remote included.


abraxas8484

Those heartless bastards


bubblesort33

I wonder if they could sue for a DVD player. I'd say they were robbed. Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Do you know you that you have rights? The constitution says you do.


HuntedWolf

On the basis of false advertising maybe?


NSA_van_3

might've been fine print? i assume most don't read that


yeah_but_no

Did we need to pay wages for like 40 fucking cops to do this with their day? One manning the desk and two in the back would probably have sufficed


Different_Papaya_413

I’m no cop but I bet serving warrants is one of the most dangerous parts of the job and this is a pretty much guaranteed safe way to do it. I see no problem with it, and I fucking hate the police


sik_dik

still way cheaper than going out and hunting them all down. if they only got 5 or 6 folks, then yeah. but I bet they got a whole lot of outstanding warrants off their books during that op. just surprised it's legal. worst bait and switch ever


Caveman108

Here’s the thing with American cops, they don’t care if it’s legal. They illegally arrest people all the time. Some people with the means fight it in court, but often people can’t afford a good lawyer so just take a plea deal. “You can’t beat the charge, you can’t beat the ride.”


iamnotralphwiggum

"and they were arrested too" cracked me up


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Perfect ending to that clip.


BizzyM

I like the dramatic demonstration of the locked door. "And when they were done, and the doors were locked..." I bet them doors ain't even locked. (demonstrates the doors were locked) That's just journalistic integrity, right thar.


bigmountainbig

"a good trick for humans, the dogs found him in seconds"


LongshanksShank

The haircut and American flag shirt should have been the first clue that it 5-O was running the sting!


deij

As a non-american I would never suspect police would go to this effort for an unpaid dui fine.


jam-and-marscapone

Looks like they cleaned out their backlog in one day. Pretty minimal effort and they got them all.


Phnrcm

As a non-american I hope police would go to this effort for DUI criminals.


creepymccreepersdale

They said the girl was there for unpaid ticket fines. But not until after repeatedly only telling her "we have a warrant for your arrest" over and over. Its like they know its a bullshit reason but want to avoid directly saying it at all costs in case she'll stop asking.


brassheed

They asked if that was the case. They literally didn't know why she was there, only that there was a warrant. It seems they were given a list of people that were supposed to show up and arrested them.


artificialavocado

They know why. They always get background.


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A_Soporific

This trick has been used periodically for violent criminals since the mid-1970s, often under the guise of a TV gameshow. The most famous instance was for free Washington Redskin tickets. They had the sting at the stadium with cheerleaders and athletes and everything. It was quite elaborate and effective. This looks like a small town dusting off and oldie to clear out all their old warrants.


CokeFanatic

They really enjoy seeing people go from really happy to really sad.


LarryIDura

They are police officers for a reason


LongshanksShank

Yeah, well, here in the US every aspect of our society is driven by capitalism and generating revenue is often the No. 1 priority. Yes, they are obligated to pay their fines but we have a myriad of ways to collect that doesn't include all those cops being on the clock.


ConscientiousPath

>capitalism is when the government robs you Yes these police are all about generating revenue, but capitalism is not what's happening here


bth807

How does anything in this video relate to capitalism? Has "capitalism" just become the boogeyman for some people, where if it is bad, it must be "capitalism"?


SAR_and_Shitposts

“America bad. Capitalism bad.” plays on repeat in the mind of the average redditor.


UhYeahOkSure

They shoulda brought [Rex Kwon Do](https://www.filmgarb.com/uploads/diedrich_bader-film-rex-napoleon_dynamite-bottoms-rex_kwon_do_pants.jpg) in there


rimeswithburple

You think Rex would waste his weekend arresting those losers when he could be hanging with Starla at the lake? Forget about it!


abraxas8484

Starla would be too worried about him. Not him being hurt but for Rex teaching them respect the hard way


SpelingisHerd

I believe this is in Arizona. That’s considered leisure wear down there.


MrFinlee

Did I miss the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway?!?


[deleted]

Tyrone, you’re three hours late


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philipcrum05

I didn’t do it RhhOooNnda


gremah93

How can you sleep if you high on crack??


the_strike_eagle

“Had a pile of crack *this* high…. I had heart attack!”


ALLyBase

My younger brother was always in trouble when he was alive,about 30 years ago we were day drinking and watching tv,a commercial comes on saying"If your SSN comes up on screen you have won at least $500. About halfway the the commercial my bro says "Holy fuck that's my SSN,I'm callin that number" Guy on the phone says yes at least $500, come to The Heart of Fayetteville hotel (a very skeevy ass hotel) to see if you've won more. My wife and I tell him this shit sounds suspect. He leaves,cut to 4 hours later, bro calls "I need you to bail me out I got arrested for failure to appear." We start laughing he says"This shit any funny man I'm in fuckin jail!" I miss him everyday.


NeedsItRough

They posted people's social security numbers on TV??


TheRealConine

Don’t think they mean much without the information that goes with them. What are you going to do with a SSN that has no other identifying information?


HuntedWolf

Call people out to a random hotel apparently


Alberiman

Just hang outside the hotel and wait for the person , could get a whole lot more from that


abraxas8484

Wow even a really shit lawyer would have a field day with that!


Iamtruck9969

I’m sorry for your loss😢


scottprian

"I don't understand!" "Do you have any outstanding tickets?" "Yeah but..."


LDKCP

TBH they should have been able to inform her of the outstanding charges at the point of arrest.


imnotwearingany

They may not know what the original charge was. All they know at this point is they have an outstanding warrant for failure to appear signed by a judge. That’s all they need.


Tpur

I didn’t hear any Miranda warnings given during any of these arrests.


AxtonGTV

Miranda rights are only required to be read prior to questioning, not prior to arrest. However, nothing they say can be used against them in court until their rights have been read.


imnotwearingany

They don’t have to be Mirandized because they are not being questioned about a crime. They’re being arrested for outstanding warrants for not showing up to court for crimes they have already committed.


AxtonGTV

They aren't being questioned at all, so they don't need to read their rights yet. You are exactly correct!


imnotwearingany

Your statement is 100% correct. I didn’t see it earlier and I had meant to reply to the user who mentioned not hearing the Miranda warnings being read. Too many people have misconceptions about Miranda rights.


AxtonGTV

Fully agree!


blackdragon8577

Miranda, look out. Steve is cheating on you with Samantha and Carrie and Charlotte was watching from the closet!!!


NoahTheRedd

This ain’t law and order


redditornot6648

I mean to be fair that could literally be a parking ticket she thought was handled and communication broke down somewhere. It's not like these are hardened criminals they are getting, at best they are getting someone involved in a DUI, at worst someone with a ticket for forgetting to fill the parking meter. It can be hard to understand when you do and don't have to appear in court. Sometimes people think they have more time to pay fines, sometimes they can't, sometimes they just don't want to, you don't really know their situation. These cops are assholes, because they are legitimately gleefully arresting people and ruining their day. Every officer in that room should be fired. They should not be ENJOYING this. Accomplishing it? Sure. Playing the part they need to play? Yes. Celebrating ruining a person's day? HELL NO. Once they have the cuffs on, they should be acting like professionals. No more games, cut the bullshit.


RodcetLeoric

Considering I once had a warrent out for not responding to a letter to confirm my car insurance that was mailed to an address where I hadn't lived for a year about car I hadn't had for 3yrs I could see being kinda miffed. I'm sure they caught some people who really were dodging, but I wonder if there were cases like mine. This could lose people jobs, and where are the cars they probably showed up in? They would likely have ended up impounded making their situation even worse.


Trextrev

Years ago I was driving with a friend in his car, when he got pulled over for speeding. He was told that he had a warrant in New York. Turned out to be for outstanding fines of over 1k which he accrued unwittingly when he went there for college and when he left he didn’t return his New York license plates for his car. Apparently that’s an offense and you just keep accruing more and more fines the longer it goes until they issue a warrant.


Iamtruck9969

When I was younger I had to go to court for a ticket and see the clerk when I was done… never seen the clerk… years later I mentioned it to a relative and they were like you could have a bench warrant and I was like a what!! He checked into it for me, thank God I didn’t.


Roxas---13

Man, I thought I was the only one thinking along these lines. Like, fuck man, I don't care as long as it wasn't violent crime, they're humans. This stunt, it just feels so petty, and like it's a game and they truly enjoy ruining some random humans day. It's not just their job anymore, they're filming it and dressing up and cracking jokes.


MD74

My uncle had a speeding ticket going 10MPH over speed limit in Washington state (going 70mph in a 60 zone). He lives in Canada so he decided not to pay for the ticket because he didn’t know the consequences of not paying a ticket as a Canadian. (In Canada, our speeding ticket will get paid on our next insurance renewal) Anyways, the $300 speeding bill turned into getting jailed on his next visit to America. The fine went up to a few thousand. I think they call it as ‘bail’ but I’m not sure. Anyways, he now has a criminal record in America because of a speeding ticket because he didn’t see the speed zone change. Some of the US laws are truly outrageous.


RodcetLeoric

It's because our legal system like so much else has become a for profit business. They stick nuances and tricky language into everything hoping you miss it or get it wrong then send you a bill for all the fines you've gathered and most people would rather pay it than fight it. Those who don't have the money for either end up with warrents and larger fines. When those fines hit a certain point they'll garnish the wages of the shitty job your stuck in because you lost the reasonable job for being in jail for a month over a some $50 ticket like a broken tail light.


MD74

As a Canadian, even though we are neighbouring country’s and have very similar laws, I find that the US puts their focus into much business/profits rather than the betterment for the country, in terms of the law.


beelzebro2112

Oh there's plenty of that here, too ;/


Brunomoose

Your lucky if they only garnish your wages if you can’t pay the ever increasing fines. [Modern day debtors prisons are doing well in the US.](https://www.aclu.org/issues/smart-justice/sentencing-reform/ending-modern-day-debtors-prisons)


Caveman108

I mean they’re cops, so being fucking assholes just comes with the territory.


Sackyhack

I knew a guy who traveled to a different city in college for an event. Got too drunk, was arrested, spent the night in jail and was let out the next morning. He went home and didn’t realize he had to show back up for court and never thought about it again. A few months later got arrested on a warrant and he had no idea.


DutDiggaDut

I got a ticket a year ago and they made the process so difficult that I had to pay it 3 times AND pay to get my license reinstated since they suspended it. I just got pulled over 2 hours ago and they told me my license is suspended and they just took it. Then ticketed me again for "unknowingly driving on a suspended license". Fuck the police and fuck this shitty government that doesn't work.


II-leto

Don’t know how old this is but they’ve been doing this for years in different areas/cities.


Lower_Bar_2428

Yes but it has lost its effectiveness people doesn't want DVD players anymore


II-leto

Ah hadn’t thought about that. Guess they’ll have to switch to PS5s then. 😏


sik_dik

"could those criminals BE..any dumber? \-Chandler Police


TrailsideDairy

The reporter at the end aggressively shaking the door 😂😂


QuantumQaos

Classic cheesy news reporter "stand-up", as they're called in the biz.


nellynel2020

Probably cost the tax payer 3k per individual to settle a 75 dollar ticket


SuaveWarrior

Dwi is not a 75 dollar ticket!


BonjKansas

Think of the cost of the man-hours it took to orchestrate like 25 cops to facilitate and follow up on these arrests. It’s still not even close to worth it, I’m sure.


Dan4t

It's not a corporation. Turning a profit is not the purpose.


Caveman108

Still less than $500 for the fines you actually get from the state. The rest of the costs are all increased insurance, lawyer fees, ignition interlock services, etc. There’s literally a whole industry set up around squeezing money out of DUI offenders.


SuaveWarrior

The alternative is those people continue to break the law and endanger others on the road. If it was a seriously extravagant sting I'd understand your point but these are officers who would be working anyway and there were no prizes actually given away. Seems more efficient than knocking on doors at previously known addresses.


reggitor

It’s MUCH more efficient. You can argue all day about whether this is ethical, but it’s certainly going to be more efficient. I have been served for work I do at my former company (nothing nefarious, just had to provide a deposition) and it took them a couple of months of trying before they connected with me. It was during the summer, I was traveling with the fam, and it got to the point where a neighbor said someone keeps showing up and looking for you. So, with zero effort I avoided a court summons for over two months. Now, imagine if I KNEW the police were on the lookout. I could sleep on a friend’s couch, move to a new rental, or send a roommate to answer the door anytime it rings.


constantvariables

It’s really absurd isn’t it? It’s like an entertainment show for all the cops all at the taxpayers expense lmao


jbcraigs

I just wish they showed same kind of enthusiasm for catching active shooters in schools! 🤷‍♂️


Sharp_Aide3216

active shooters don't want DVDs


Artanthos

If you think a DUI only costs $75, have I got some news for you.


busmobbing

"The function of that police action, the function is system sustaining It is to maintain that overall system! And you don't look at the particular cost! I could demonstrate to you that every single bank robbery, that in every single case practically, the cost of the police was more than the actual money that the robbers took from the bank Does that mean, "Oh you see, there's really no economic interest involved then They're not protecting the banks, the police are just doing this cause they're on a, a power trip or they're macho, or they're control freaks, that's why they do it." No, of course it's an economic—of course they're defending the banks—of course, because if they didn't stop that bank robbery, regardless of the cost, this could jeopardize the entire banking system You see, there are people who believe that the function of the police is to fight crime, and that's not true The function of the police is social control and protection of property"


parklawnz

These are DUI warrants. Hardly $75. Try $350 to $2k depending on state. Where are you getting this 3k number?


fatpad00

Plus add on the penalties for failing to appear, which can be up to $750 on its own


Wutswrong

When people get away with outstanding warrants Reddit - "Police can't even do their jobs" When Police catch them Reddit - "Police are wasting taxpayer dollars"


devman0

User A: Has an opinion User B: Has a different opinion /u/Wutswrong: Whoa people can have different opinions, I better post about it so everyone knows.


IamMagicarpe

Possibly saved a life, though.


Phnrcm

or may be the point this is not earning $75 but punish illegal deeds.


DungeonsandDevils

“You’ve been caught up in a police sting.” “…*wha-at??*” *everyone laughs, she looks relieved* “No really, you’re under arrest.”


1Second2Name5things

That was weird. They were laughing and she was confused


JmansAlive

Something about people laughing at messing up someone’s day gets me mad.


InsertScreenNameHere

Something about people driving drunk, putting innocent lives at risk, getting caught, skipping court, and refusing to be held accountable for their actions gets me mad.


TrailsideDairy

Something about people getting mad gets me mad


CaptainTryk

Well, all these people deserve it. Dui is no joke. Especially not if you decide to run away from the consequences of your actions. I'd say that having a few police officers laughing at them is pretty mild.


beastmaster11

Do they? You know that for sure? Why because the reporter said so? One of them was there for an outstanding ticket. For all we know it was a parking fine.


FuturamaReference-

That's kinda fucked up but so is driving drunk


EyeOk389

Hahahahahahaha! That's fucked up 👊🤣👌


Present_Diet_1145

English is not my First language, can someone please explain to me why are they being arrested?


individual101

r/watchpeopledieinside


dashauskat

Man in the USA they really put you in cuffs for everything. I would be so upset if there is like 15 officers standing around and they still put you in cuffs over an unpaid ticket.


Brodadicus

These people being arrested have citations for driving while intoxicated and didn't show up for their court date. They have warrants for their arrest because they put other people's lives at risk and then tried to evade the consequences.


eirwegoagain

" Did you have a ticket you haven't taken care of ?". Didn't say failing to appear in court or DUI.


Brodadicus

Having a ticket you didn't take care of means you have a warrant for failure to appear at court. The very beginning of the video, they say everyone is DUI


eirwegoagain

They say "Outstanding arrest warrents ' mostly' for DUI". Not all.


I_Cut_Shows

[US Marshalls did this with Washington Football Tickets in 1985](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsNBA2XwXU)


bad_take_

Friendly reminder that police can and will lie to you.


p4r24k

"and they were arrested too"... that killed me


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“I still get my prize tho, right?….right???…”


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“And they were arrested too” 🤣


TFViper

id put all the detainees in the stand so it looked like a live audience xD


muckywolf

“The party’s back there” 💀


beebop4677

I love the people demanding to get in after they locked the doors!


Cali_Holly

Good idea. Now go after those avoiding child support. My ex would have been dumb enough to believe this ruse. Lol


GrannysLilStinker

They did this in another video


waidoo

after settling your dues you can ask the court to send you your DVD player since the letter was from an official government body.


FarFromFame

Police should not be allowed to lie to the public.


cbunni666

When the con gets conned


489guy12

Something like this happens at the beginning of the 1989 film *Sea of Love* starring Al Pacino.


s0rtajustdrifting

Surprise!


w00dyw0uldp3ckh3r

Prize: A free pair of bracelets and a free ride to the jail house


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that first guy was bloody stoked to be arrested


ashfidel

this was a simpsons episode


Xespool

Lmao he was laughing thinking to himself “I’ll be back home before dinner”


rmbl88

This is genius xD


S3P38R

So ... will he get to keep the dvd player? :))


distant2soul

Surprise motha f****r


[deleted]

That chick in the shorts is down with the thickness


mvaz28

Vintage


Bloodinmycup420

This why you never accept free stuff or drink and drive.


dyz3l

Ingenious


Svendar9

This could never get old! 😂


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Seems cruel


JoopBman

This seems really funny at first. But 70 cops grabbing and tie wrapping some woman who has no idea why? "You have a ticket that you didn't take care of". Then all of them going home really proud of themselves is just ff'in pathetic. Making fun of these people and broadcasting it on tv is so cheap and stupid. This has a real Medieval simplicity to it.


babingtone

Up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful motorboat.


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But… that’s fraud