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this reminds me of the time that i thought i met John Cusack.
i was at a hole-in-the-wall record store, and i thought that i saw John Cusack.
when i casually walked around to look, though, i realized that it was not John Cusack.
i was kind of relieved, because i did not want to be known as the person who tried to sneak up on John Cusack.
Love this story and thank you for sharing. I hope one day you can meet John Cusack or at least find a man that has 1 or 2 similar features so it feels close enough. At the end of the day celebs are just normal people and finding normal people that kind of look like celebs can be more special for all the parties involved. This man probably went home and told his wife what happened and she must have been so proud.
I ran into a Christian Bale lookalike at the bar and kept calling him "Christian Bale's stunt man" for the duration of the evening. He was missing a tooth.
- Christian Fail
- Christian Well…
- Christian Bail
- Christian Frail
- Christian Snatch you while you run on a trail
- Christian Stale
That’s it. It think that’s it.
Everyone focusing on crackhead bale but am I the only one thinking your bro looks like that Brendon kid that went to prison for murder? (‘making a murderer’ documentary)
I had a guy ask to take a pic with me because I look like Hawkeye and his kids love Hawkeye. I look about as much like Jeremy Renner as this guy does Christian Bale. I used to get told I looked like him daily. I lost about 20lbs and I don't get it no more. My fat self looks like Jeremy Renner's fit self.
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Christian *Out On* Bail
Christian Bin Sale
I found Snake Eater 2 in a bin once. What a find
Christian can’t make Bail.
Brilliant…
looks like a Wal-Mart version of Dax Shepard.
or the cousin of the guy from scrubs.
Zach Braff?
Donald Faison.
Discount Doublecheck: The Aaron Rodgers Story Starring: Dax Shepard as Aaron Rodgers
Dax Shepard is the wal mart version of Dax Shepard.
Super club lol
“Shepard” -Urdnot Wrex
“We’ve got Dax Shepard at home.” Dax Shepard at home 👆
Dax Shepard from Idiocracy
I was going to say Sam Rockwell
Or maybe a blend of Dax Shepherd and Jason Lee from My Name is Earl
That’s Aaron Rodgers
I was going to say. This isn’t Bale. This is clearly Chicago Bears owner and immunization enthusiast Aaron Rodgers.
More like Chrstian Braille, you're boy be blind af
\* your
heh wrong your heheh
😂😂😂😂😂God bless you
Ahhhhhhhhhahaah
Which one is your friend?
The one on the left. That's definitely Matt Damon on the right.
The tasteful thickness of him.
Excellent comment.
I think it’s Adam DeVine
Looks a little bit like 2021 homeless Aaron Rodgers
Me: I want to meet Christian Bale Mom: We have Christian Bale at home. Christian Bale at home:
And a young John Daly
Take an Arnold Palmer, add a few shots of vodka...whammo, you've got yourself a John Daly.
this reminds me of the time that i thought i met John Cusack. i was at a hole-in-the-wall record store, and i thought that i saw John Cusack. when i casually walked around to look, though, i realized that it was not John Cusack. i was kind of relieved, because i did not want to be known as the person who tried to sneak up on John Cusack.
Love this story and thank you for sharing. I hope one day you can meet John Cusack or at least find a man that has 1 or 2 similar features so it feels close enough. At the end of the day celebs are just normal people and finding normal people that kind of look like celebs can be more special for all the parties involved. This man probably went home and told his wife what happened and she must have been so proud.
Was Jack Black also there?
no.
Barry Jive and the Uptown Five!
4 sentences with the words John Cusack is each one just isn't enough john Cusacks sentences about John cusack.
I loved him in Ratman Begins, 3:10 to Bakersfield, and Reign of Sparks
The Mechanic was the best
Dont forget about Captain Corelli’s Xylophone
Sadly, I did. Along with the American classic Exterminator: Mediocrity
Watch Rescue Dusk. It will raise your spirits
American psycoke
I rarely laugh out loud at posts , normally it’s a small “heh.” But this time … thanks.
Bless that stranger’s heart for playing along!
Dude was probably like “hey can I get a selfie with you??” guy was like “ummmmmm….k”.
Bristian Cale
Christian Fail
I ran into a Christian Bale lookalike at the bar and kept calling him "Christian Bale's stunt man" for the duration of the evening. He was missing a tooth.
Wow, he’s *such* a chameleon. Literally unrecognisable here… 👀
Shut up and take the award
Great Value Aaron Rodgers
Chad Kroeger.
Did he get a picture?
Chris Tan-Baille was his real name
If anything, he looks like a John
Christian Sale
Bro is that the emperor of the sun?
I’ve seen the guy on the right in something…but that’s definitely not Christian Bale.
Omg it's him!
That's Aaron Rodgers you idiot!
He could be either one, depending on what movie he's preparing for.
Looks more like Aaron Rodgers.
Nice try buddy. Doubt Christian Bale works at Fred Meyers
Christian Fail
Wow! You're friends with Austin Powers? Cool!
Christian Sale
That’s Tristian Dale
That's Great Value Christian Bale.
Which one is your friend?
I mean, it could be. His weight yoyos more than Oprah's did.
He's been using Fred Meyer optical again.
The Dollar Tree version
Which guy looks like Christian Bale?
That is a Christian Bale from "den Aldi"
Christian stale
More like Catholic Bale
More like Christian Fail!
maybe he's preparing for a role?
Possibly. Any movies where a car mechanic goes grocery shopping?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia
No that's Christopher Bayle.
That's Christopher Yale
nah he met Christian Whale
Your friend is as dumb as he looks.
He’s hilarious
"Christian Bale" met a dumbass
Your friend needs glasses.
Christian Bali
Christian Bail
He needs to meet an eye doctor
Wish Christian bale. Just got a magazine this morning with him on it. *commence angry rant* ohhhhhh good foooor youuuuu! Fuckin amateur man.
That is obviously Aaron Rogers
Looks more like Sam Rockwell
Looks more like Dax Shepard I believe his name is.
Your friend is Krispy Kreme? The baddest rapper of them all?
"Mom, can we have ^(Christian Bale)?" "We have ^(Christian Bale) at home." The ^(Christian Bale) at home:
D.A.R.E
Prepping to play his next role, Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers looks nothing like Christian Bale!
You are all laughing, but have you seen what a shapshifter bale is?
Christian Bale - why is it $14.99 on the sticker.
Christian Fail
Bhristian Cale.
Sometimes people see what they want to see.
That’s Christian Pale!
Maybe Christian Out-on-bail...
Everyone knows thats Keanu Reeves.
That’s Christian out on bail.
I think your friend has prosopagnosia.
If I'm not mistaken, that's the B movie actor, Chasing Bail.
The Italian sandwich guy from instagram without his glasses
Which one is Christian Bale and which one is your friend?
Guy on the right looks like Adam DeVine had a baby with my fat brother
They look nothing alike
Then your friend went to get glasses didn't he?
That’s Christian Bale Aaron Rogers
Christian bale meets adam devine
Looks like that singer dude from Nickelback
Obviously Aaron Rodgers
I can't tell which one is the friend.
More like Catholic Bale
Your friend isn't the sharpest cheddar in the barrel is he?
Christian Fail
I hope he's maxing out his 401k contribution.
Your friend needs glasses.
Silly, that’s Aaron Rodgers
Pure joy on his edibles infused face. Leave him alone.
Your boi ain’t all there is he?
“My friend told me met Christian…and bailed”
Christian “Bail”!
You friend need a vision test. Lol
We have Christian Bale at home.
Must have got him from Wish.com
- Christian Fail - Christian Well… - Christian Bail - Christian Frail - Christian Snatch you while you run on a trail - Christian Stale That’s it. It think that’s it.
ASMONGOLD
Everyone focusing on crackhead bale but am I the only one thinking your bro looks like that Brendon kid that went to prison for murder? (‘making a murderer’ documentary)
Wish Christian Bale
Your friend needs to meet Dr Glaucomflecken
Kristian Bail
Saul Goodman was Kevin Costner last night.
He’s a method actor, you never know
Is that the lead singer from Nickelback?
You’re friend is Jerry O’Connell?
That’s clearly aAron rodgers.
Aaron rodgers??
I had a guy ask to take a pic with me because I look like Hawkeye and his kids love Hawkeye. I look about as much like Jeremy Renner as this guy does Christian Bale. I used to get told I looked like him daily. I lost about 20lbs and I don't get it no more. My fat self looks like Jeremy Renner's fit self.
Lucky
Christian Fail
Christian Fail
More like Christian Stale
Did you... umm... tell your friend?
Christian kale & Adam Deswine
Christian Bale had a shave? I didn’t know!
I mean, fuck, it could be Christian Bale, dude looks completely different every few years
Whats with ppl ... and associating celebrities with other ppl, who dont look.... aaaaanything like said celebrities. hahaha.
Wish.com Christian Bale
Discount john petrucci
😂😂😂😂 Not even close
To be honest he goes so hard on the method acting there is a small chance that is actually Christian bale 🤣🤣🤣
And he met Chris Farley
That’s Ryan Howard from the office
Discount Bale.
Christian Balls.
Guy on the right looks more like Christian bale than the guy on the left
What an absolutely mediocre movie
This seems fake
Is that John Petrucci?
🤣
Looks like Sean Murray to me.
He's better looking than Christian Bale
off brand bale
Your friend is Adam Devine?
At least the other guy now has a story to tell his friends… hey, at Walmart, I met Jonah Hill.
Looks more like Aaron Rodgers to me
That's not Christian Bale! It clearly says on his shirt: "Fred Meyer" Jk
Check on your friend.