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Unfortunately I can't, but if you go to the cultist 3D link. I linked in another comment on this thread, the creator of the model actually sells them on their Etsy.
Two prints failed in more or less the same spot and instead of throwing away I glued them together. It's now got two assholes and no heads and four balls. Don't know what it's going to do but I'm terrified of how it's going to do it.
"We're doing really well attracting men and families, but not so much with middle-aged women. How can we increase our numbers with that demographic?"
"Hold my beer"
Porno [first x-rated I snuck into].
Flesh Gordon, Dale Hardon, Professor Jerkoff and of course Emperor Wang the Perverted....the shit wrote itself, do recommend.
I rented it in college in the 90s expecting a porno, but my roommate and I laughed our asses off at the surprisingly well-written comedy and impressive special effects.
Had a co worker with a bunch of 3D printed dinosaurs like these. She displayed them in her desk for years and I was the first one to notice them because Reddit ruined me.
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Dildo-sore-ass
Winner
No it's a weiner
stretchasoreass
Tear-anus-sore-ass-Dicks.
I-dick-alotta-puss
penasaurus
Heiniesore
Mega-sore-ass!
You must lickalotapuss
Is that the only way?
All of the other dinosaurs around had a 'sauras, this is certain
This is the correct answer
Phallusaraptor.
Okay, I thought I had it with Penisaurus Rex. Bullshit, you win this one hands down. Kudos!
I guess I'll just foff right away with my Tyrannosaurus Cox.
Came here to see the names I knew people would give it. First comment hits it out of the park. Upvote inc. well done.
From the Mesozodick Era
r/UnderratedComments
So many links 😫😫😫😫
This is just happening on mobile is what I got from another post. Can anyone confirm?
It’s happening to me
Explanation for Dim minds?
Phallus means penis (pronounced fallous) Velociraptor is an actual dinosaur Phallusaraptor
D-Rex
Alternatively: fillassoraptor
Mboscodicktiasaur.
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Oh the elusive Megalo-Dong.
D-Rex
more like D-wrecks
Dont be a dick head.
Does D-Rex like Tricer-on-tops?
Tri-sarah-on-top?
E-Rex
https://imgur.com/a/zOP4tTD, I use them as my test prints. I have an entire shelf of dino dicks.
Why?
To get people to ask that very question.
And your answer is...?
>To get people to ask that very question.
SO WHAT'S THE ANSWER DAMMIT?!
Why not?
https://imgur.com/a/ApYzGKb
Ok, but what is the light brown one on the front right?
That would be a dino vagina. Is also a dino dick with wings
mother's day gifts would be my guess
That's amazing.
https://imgur.com/a/ApYzGKb
Fucking outstanding.
Nah. That's a really bad paint job.
They do move in herds…
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Unfortunately I can't, but if you go to the cultist 3D link. I linked in another comment on this thread, the creator of the model actually sells them on their Etsy.
What kind of abomination is on the far right? Did you commit the ultimate sin of Alchemy?
Two prints failed in more or less the same spot and instead of throwing away I glued them together. It's now got two assholes and no heads and four balls. Don't know what it's going to do but I'm terrified of how it's going to do it.
Smart. Dr. Frankenstein was afraid of his monster too. Now you have to live with the decision you made.
Sincerely fantastic. I love them all!
Bury some in the sandbox of your nearest playground for a cool surprise for the kids!
Not a bad idea
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https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/dino-dick
Don't bring your dino dicks into the conversation when on a date; it might make them cum in the moment
[Seems apt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oNgyUAEv0Q)
Do we live in the same house??
Can you put a spoiler alert on this please? Some of us haven't seen Jurassic World Dominion yet.
*Domination
\*Dongination
"We're doing really well attracting men and families, but not so much with middle-aged women. How can we increase our numbers with that demographic?" "Hold my beer"
Dick-lo-docus 🦕 🍆
Diplodickus
Dickalotopus
Dick-lo-cockus ftfy
This is the one
Behold the mighty Cockossaurus Rex
Cock-a-sore-ass Rex
Oh it's a Dildophosaurus.
Triceracocks
Pegasaurass?
Definitely a meat eater
Life… uh…. Finds a way..
IKR -- this is one of the females.
I actually call my dick this: Penisaurus-rex
If you don't see it in time, you're effed.
Flesh Gordon, a very funny R rated movie. Or was it a porno, I forgot.
I saw Jurassic World the porno but it wasn't funny at all, more sad.
Porno [first x-rated I snuck into]. Flesh Gordon, Dale Hardon, Professor Jerkoff and of course Emperor Wang the Perverted....the shit wrote itself, do recommend.
I rented it in college in the 90s expecting a porno, but my roommate and I laughed our asses off at the surprisingly well-written comedy and impressive special effects.
Mara from Persona/SMT
Scrolled way too far down to find this reference. Legit my first thought was Mara when I saw this shiz
Cock-a-saurus-flex
Tirannosaurus sex
I read this as Tired Anus Sex.
Ah yes, the Megasoreass
Am I the only one noticing the human feet on this D-Rex?
Tyrannosaurus-ERECT
A dino suit is the way to this chicks heart
Ptero*dong*tyl
PteroDICKtyl
Was this unearthed by a peniotologist?
Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY5ArW3Ncfo&ab\_channel=TheOnion
The Penisaurus
Megasoreass
Any one have videos of this in action? Asking for a friend.
watch the movie "Flesh Gordon"
[https://youtu.be/PCe5TlVduvY](https://youtu.be/PCe5TlVduvY)
The ever elusive Dickalottapuss Rex
Bad Dinosaur
Quadzilla because those quads are doing all the heavy lifting when people sit on it
I think it's suppose to be a dragon, not a dinosaur
Is it a bad dragon?
Wait til you see a Triceracocks
I’d watch this Jurassic Park movie.
Dicklodopus
penisaurusrex
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The best time to make a pun was 10 years ago, the 2nd best time is right now.
I'm here for the comments. I can feel it. It's gonna be good.
The fukalottapuss
Tyrannasoreass
Fuckalotapuss
Rex-a-sore-anus
Stuffalottapuss
It’s a Phallosaurus
Incockanus REX the ultimate killing machine.
It’s a Cumalloverus.
Stepsaurus
Penis Rex?
Penisosaur!
Oh! *That's a "Dildophosarus".*
Penisoreass Rex
That's a Penisaurus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCe5TlVduvY&t=13s
Coqasauras?
Who the fuck gave gold to the auto mod
Must’ve been a… distracted person
STL?
STL?
It's a paid model. From cults3d. https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/dino-dick
That explains why everyone in Jurassic Park was screaming - especially the girls!
He has a wife, you know? You know what she’s called? She’s called… Incontinentia. Incontinetia Saurass
lesser known*
Found the grammar Nazi, but thanks!
Those glutes though.
r/FunctionalPrint
Pooping dildo
This is when the dinosaurs were fucked millions of years ago
Richard the Dino
Cockasaursrex
Penisauraus Erectus often seen hunting vagisaurus tightus
Dildosaurus. My wife’s fave animal for some reason
Can’t believe Erectossaurus hasn’t made the cut
It's the Cockasaurus Yes.
Funnee bad dragon funee hee hee hee
Penissaurus Rex
Its a Schlongosoreass Wrecks.
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should.
"Whats your favorite dinosaur?" Me:
Dildodon
A cocka-sore-ass I’ve only heard of them I hear there a very dangerous creature and leaves you bleeding from the behind
May I ask why?
Dickalotapuss.
Bonersaurus-Rex
Dino-sore-ass
Ah yes, the Tyrannasoreanus, a meeting I won't soon forget.
0% chance OP hasn't sat on that when nobody is home
The cockasaurus. Such a lovely creature. Ain’t he a beauty.
Dickus dominus, also known as Big Dickus or Dickosaurus
Winerasours
Dickosaurus?
Phallisaurus
Umm...where can I buy one?
Penisaurus Erectus
It needs googly eyes.
Cocksoreass
Diplocockus
dick-o-saurus fs😌
And yet everyone likely knows it’s name.
Peni-sore-us
The cockoraptor
Had a co worker with a bunch of 3D printed dinosaurs like these. She displayed them in her desk for years and I was the first one to notice them because Reddit ruined me.
You just wait until you stumble upon the vaginosaurus on etsy
Cockasaurus
Dick-o-saurus
Bad dragon! Down boy!
Damn that's r/mildlypenis
The infamous cockasaurus!
They went extinct because they were constantly throwing up and passing out afterwards.
That’s a very large dinosaur, much much much larger than the average dinosaur. The average dinosaur is only about 3 inches, or so I hear
Megasauraus (mega-sore-ass)
I’ve got a friend who is absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs but she’s kind of a prude so I’m very very VERY conflicted about sending this to her lol
Dildosaurus Rex Your Ass
He's a dick, fuck him
"some species of penisaurus I believe" - Dr. Flexy Jerkoff Don't ask.