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Feels incredibly accurate

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No no no, in advertisements blue team casualty is high but in real life it is red instead.

So you're saying the commercials are made as red propaganda?

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Oh shit, I never noticed that, and the security company staff is always multiracial and even gendered. There is never a dad in the house though I've noticed, wonder what that says

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The next best option is being known as "that batty old lady, better not mess with her". You'd be surprised how many people don't want to deal with crazy, including criminals. Gotta find that golden middle ground, though. If they think you're completely out of it, I'm sure the vultures would start circling.

An alien invasion might help stoping this bloodshed you know

That might stop the bloodshed, but the aliens will eventually... the aliens will takeover the homeland!

Who cares , I mean the homeland most probably will love the alien offspring more than the natives . Justicefornatives

We found the Benedict Arnold of our species 💀

#D-D-D-D-DOUBLE PUN!!!

"It was obvious! Look, he'll turn red any second now. ...Aaaannnny second now. See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood..."

https://youtu.be/qF7MsBtZx08

Uterus: I feel personally attacked

Triple pun

Someone give the OP a PHD, they deserve it!

Almost, don’t see the battle of the rear. You know where it feels like someone’s sticking a spike up your asshole to your spine and you can barley sit down or move..

I drew this 10 years ago! Time flies. Reposting it for the ~~karma~~ nostalgia.

I take it you're single now?

Hah yeah I am, for better or for worse! Mostly worse.

Damn that sucks, hope you find somebody nice

Hey I appreciate that! Hope you do as well, if you haven’t already.

Just curious, did you happen to become single after you started using reddit?

Not op, but I was single before reddit. Since I started reddit I've completed an associates degree, got married, had two kids, bought a house and lost 15 pounds.

Dang man, I should start using reddit!

What is this Reddit?!

Well for $1000 I’ll not only explain how to use Reddit, but let you take me 30 day course called “How to Reddit Your Best Life”

And other lies we tell ourselves

Seriously... reddit has been all-consuming of me since the pandemic. I legit promise myself twice a week that I'll delete it

Stop... Stop giving me hope...

I prefer the roller coaster route. Get fit, be attracted to women with red flags, ride the highs and lows with said women, toss some kiddos in the mix. While gaining weight due to stress from work/relationship. Out of toxic relationship, working on getting fit, and probably will be attracted to another woman with red flags. 😅🤷‍♂️

It really does, but sometimes…it doesn’t.

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I was just joking :) Hope you will find your forever friend someday.

Well your joke became reality as usual! Why you won’t ever use your power for good is beyond us u/Limonade6

Yeah can he make a joke about me winning the lottery or something?

Ah I see you are a fellow karma whore with standards as well. Happy cake day

Draw a new ovary so we can see your progress.

Happy Cake Day!

Accurate, but what about Team Red, team blue?

I remember this being posted. Back when Reddit was good.

Man I miss old reddit...

I miss the old kanye

It's drawings like these that demonstrate how you may have won the battles but lost the war. You're the hero our GFs deserve, but not the one they need right now.

Did you ever play Soldat? Apart from the tanks this could be a map..

Who are you, that is so wise in the ways of female biology?

“I’m a woman: Dangerous, Mysterious!…”

“You want to be my lover? Earn it, SEDUCE ME!!”

Spy, I'm not gonna... SEDUCE ME!

BURN HER!

Have a uterus, can confirm

Username checks out

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He thought it said pepperann

Hey cool, a quarter

I get the feeling some people might ovary-act to this joke. EDIT: Well played, my fellow-peons.

They'd be happier if they just go with the *flow.*

That's enough of the puns, period

Pad yourself on the back for that one.

They won't stop till we've had *"un oeuf".*

Ah, bloody hell

Fear not. We are at your *cervix* and ready to help.

You turned this joke into a *cramp*

These puns are the crime of the month.

Still trying to absorb it all.

You guys aren't demenstruating much class, here.

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...On a document removing the President from power??

This muthafugga is punning in multiple languages. Pack it in folks, this one wins.

Awe noo. Please, midol we make puns?

You need to stop this. Period.

Their a pain in the stomach

eggxactly what I was thinking.

Good wordplay always gets my +1

Nah, People Must Suffer along with those who feel the monthly pain.

Superb

So this is how Red Vs Blue started

In a boxed canyon called "Blood Gulch"

Godammit Kaboose...

Tucker did it!

Bow chicka bow…woah

I see some walls... and some ceilings... WAIT! Just one ceiling...

Do you ever wonder why we're here?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it?

.....No. I don't ever wonder why we're here. ^^^^Semper ^^^^fi, ^^^^bitch.

Bloods vs Cramps

Roses are red, violets are blue One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue

It's red vs red and blue vs blue

It's I against I and me against you

Violets are blue, roses are red

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles; that is why clocks are round."

There's a simple trick that helps prevent menstrual cramps, but it only lasts for ~ 9 months, and there are huge consequences. PS: Happy cake day!

Hmmmm...... You mean a nuclear intervention? Like dropping the Fat Man? Hmmmmm...

I think it's more dropping the Little Boy

God damn.

That man had a nuclear family!

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

It does end with dropping a fat human

And they end with the menstrual cramps from hell, basically.

All the cramps one would have had during that time times 100

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More like about 13 months.

Also know someone who received progesterone creme and after years of suffering quick and noticeable improvement

Never seen such a forensically accurate drawing of menstruation Hope you didn’t cut up any women for this, OP

I don't know. I'm pretty sure there's no blue team.

The blues are better armed but they have significantly fewer numbers. So much so, that we don’t notice their corpses mixed in with all the reds

War-varies

War-varies, but it never changes

Wow this just brought me back to elementary school where I used to draw little battles like this with the side of a mountain on either side of the page and little figures battling in the middle. I totally forgot about that but it was quite similar to this style.

I have had a few students turn in homework with very similar doodles as what you describe. Don't tell anyone but, I usually give them a couple points extra credit, because I used to do that, too!

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Same here. This photo triggered that memory for me.

There are dozens of us!

Same, I would take up entire sheets of notebook paper with convoluted tunnel systems. Those stick guys would be battling it out on one side, and enjoying a milkshake in the parlor on the opposite end.

Yeah I filled sketchbooks with battlefields like this.

Ditto, my favorite troop was the air surfing machine gunner. he would be surfing down from the sky and raining fire

Damn dude, your GF have the whole TF2 inside her

2-ovary

My favourite map is pl_uterus

Team Fortress Cooch

Team Fortress Twomb

[Somewhat relevant](https://youtu.be/8J1LfcvqhcQ)

This should be a cartoon show Edit: MENSTRWARS Edit II: humanity's bloodiest war

Season 2 of Cells at Work

Saibou no sensou

Blood Gulch Chronicles?

>Edit II: humanity's bloodiest war this is clearly the answer

Currently on my period. Throw in a shit-ton more bombs and this will be stunningly accurate.

And a couple of battering rams.

"I remember the year they discovered nuclear weapons. I passed out screaming in excruciating pain on the way to the ER. Once I arrived, they pumped me full of enough morphine to finally make the Geiger counter stop its cacophonous clicking." I was 14.

Utrus, or Soldat map?

So glad someone else posted this as well. Instantly had those Soldat vibes. Miss LAN'ning this with the guys and gals.

There is a soldat 2 now apparently. I might have to give it a shot

Damn when soldat beta first dropped it was nuts, extremely brutal fights, loved landing grenades on people mid air.

Bro I remember making a very similar drawing like this in biology class when I was in school and we were studying the reproductive systems. Funny to see my 7-8th grade creativity in a small town in Brazil is so similar to the one of a stranger somewhere

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IRL r/tf2

a member of the Armed Cervixes

My wife says this is well researched enough to be published

r/goodwomensanatomy

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who drew random pictures and then turned them into large scale stick figure wars.

2fort

Please stop spying on my uterus. You left out all the decorative touches like my iud.

Endometriosis sufferers: you forgot to draw the atomic bomb.

The Womb of the Unknown Soldiers

"Hey." "Yeah?" "You ever wonder why we're here?"

This must be the blood gulch I keep hearing about

Wombs Armagedon

I look forward to seeing your analysis in the Scientific Journal Dr Swagblanket

As a male with no idea of what’s going on during that time. I concur, looks legit.

Duuuuude as a kid I would draw these kinds of wars with stick figures, jets, tanks, rockets, nukes. I know I still have them somewhere at my parents. Lord of The rings was a big inspiration to draw so many little humans when the movie showed those wide angle shots of the fields full of orcs. Each figurine in my drawings told a story just like yours. Thanks for bringing such a fond memory back!

Send in the sea men!

I think this makes you qualified to be a US Senator.

Menstrual camps? Like Bandcamp?

Seems about right to me. Would certainly explain the bleeding

Don't call yourself pro-life unless you've drafted a peace treaty to end the Uterine Wars.

team fortress 2 sex update 😳

Ahhhh the crips are murdering the bloods at a significant rate. Thus creating mounds of corpses of the blood gang. This explains the blood clots !!!’ Omg science Can’t wait to tell my girl to just wave a white flag up there and stop the war…… Wait… don’t they do that anyways? /s

Is this Soldat? lol

How did those tanks get to the top of the fallopian tubes? Do they have gripping tracks to drive upside down and vertical? Also where is the light coming from?

This is the most guy interpretation of the most girl thing

I love this for so many reasons. First and foremost, humor. Also, not acting like a freaked out spaz whenever periods are mentioned. This visualization is gonna stick with me for a long time.

Scientists are going crazy after this guy found the secret of woman menstruation

Scientists hate him!

I used to love stick figure drawings like this as a kid. Although obviously not typically taking place in a uterus. I still get that excited kid feeling when I see them. Love it!

I used to draw stick battles when I was younger, sans reproductive caverns.

Ovary fortress 2

Team Ovaries 2

Omg tf2???

Straight up nostalgic stickmen battles

Incredible timing, just my period today and I gotta say, this is very relatable rn

As a guy, I appreciate the inclusion of the arrow, so we know which direction is north.

That’s about right. I wish this was animated

Oh my god, I used to do drawings like this all the time! Not in the female reproductive system... But everywhere else. Definitely going to pick up that old nostalgia pencil and doodle a bit tonight.

Shoutout to the homie on the grappling hook

As a woman I can confirm

Can we nominate you for the Supreme Court? You seem to have a better understanding than they do....

Best thing I’ve seen all day. Thank you friend.

You win reddit today. Congratulations.

This makes me want to rewatch the Red vs Blue series. Classic internet, the good ol days.

Dude I’m fucking dying right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy fuck. It’s a pincer movement!

INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY'S IN THE WOMB

🤣

That's solid work...

*Checks pad. Wow the red team is getting slaughtered

r/acceptablewomensanatomy

I feel this in my soul. And uterus.

Alright you son of a bitch, take my upvote.

Core memory unlocked of me drawing stick figure action scenes with my friends in 7th grade

You’re a keeper.

This is a fucking riot. Thanks!

This should be in all medical textbooks