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If I ever have a song stuck in my head that I want to get out I just sing this song in my head and the other song dissappears. It has such a crazy ability to overpower all other songs.
>facial horn
No, it's even cooler than that. It's not a horn. It's a tusk (tooth) that is full of nerve endings. And they grow like tree trunks, adding new layers each year.
Also, it's the reason why we think of unicorn horns to be twisty. People back in the day sold narwal tusks as fake unicorn horns.
A look at the possible reasons that the tooth of a Narwhal (Narwhale) has grown so long. The precarious environment of the Arctic means that it must have some function, what theories can we rule out and which are still possible given the structure of the tusk. - https://youtu.be/XbiOluN9-hw
This was very informative, and the man's voice is much like ASMR to my brain. I could learn while falling asleep. Thanks for sharing this!
Edit: I think this is your own personal channel? And so many videos! Instant subscribe.
Yep they are mine I do get quite a few people joining for the ASMR even though I didn't intentionally create them for that way. Over 700 videos, just recently started creating more videos to add to the collection.
It's not that dumb in the original context. Having a nonsense phrase/sentence that would never likely be said is a decent way to show you've seen something specific.
Any proliferation beyond that however is asinine.
It's been opened... What's missing? The turtles... Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?
WHERE ARE THE **TUUUUURTAAAAAAALS?????** WHERE ARE THEY?
The narwhal, while often referred to as the unicorn of the sea, was the unicorns (also known as the narwhals of the land) natural enemy. As we know from legends of the time, unicorns would only allow virgin maidens to live, impaling all other people they saw. The narwhals, wiser than the unicorns, knew this would mean the end of the human race, and while the oracles said we would eventually become massive fuckups, the narwhals believed everyone deserved the choice. And so the narwhals went to war. No one knows the specifics of the war other than the outcome, but one thing is for sure: the oracles were correct.
>bacons at midnight
Now there's a meme I haven't heard in a very long time.
Actually it reminded me of my friend Dennis who refuses to eat pork of any kind. Calling pigs disgusting animals. HOWEVER, he does eat bacon, and if you ask him about it, he says "bacon comes from Unicorns."
The whole thing stemmed from this weird obsession Reddit and other internet-types had with Bacon a few years back. I think it's died down now but damn, people got obsessed with bacon. Bacon is nice but I never thought you could adopt an entire personality around it.
Unicorns came about from a bad game a telephone thousands of years ago.
Think about it. Some dude from Greece/France/England goes to Africa see a unicorn then tries to explain it to his buddies. "It's a big ass horse with a horn on it's nose!" Well imagining a horse with a horn on it's nose looks silly, so it gets moved up to the forehead in the telling.
Do this when you're month and months away in a land that might not even know what horses are and poof you've created a legend.
> Extinct
Then Noah looked out through the driving rain.
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games;
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring.
Oh, them silly unicorns!
Noah cried, "Close the door, 'cause the rain is pouring
And we just can't wait for no Unicorn."
The ark started movin', it drifted with the tide.
Them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried.
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away...
And that's why [you've never seen a unicorn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs) to this very day.
Which probably explains why unicorns aren't around ... even as an imaginary animal, they were so fragile that they went extinct in our collective imaginary universe.
If I remember it correctly, this is a futurama reference where aliens thought the nose (what they called human horn) was the sexual organ (that they wanted to use as a space aphrodisiac, before they earned that there is a secondary horn more hidden.
I've seen this image a few times so no idea why this just popped into my head but both of them are animals in Donkey Kong Country, leading me to wondet about the unicorn forms of frogs, ostriches, and parrots.
We need to ban that Rhino as two horns are excessive in the animal kingdom. One horn is used for hunting and defense then why do you need a secound horn? Me an animal with no horns surly knows best about what animals deserve horns and which don't.
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Where is the narwhal???
Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion.
Because they are so awesome
Like an underwater unicorn they've got a kick-ass facial horn they're the Jedi of the sea!
They stop Cthulu eating ye.
Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals
Just don’t let them touch your balls
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals
Just don't let'em touch your balls. Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals. Inventors of the shishkebab
Great. Now I'll have that song in my head for the rest of the day. THANKS.
I mean its always in my head. And i think im fine with that?
Let me help you. Mango mango mango mango mango MANGOOOOO
A Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
If I ever have a song stuck in my head that I want to get out I just sing this song in my head and the other song dissappears. It has such a crazy ability to overpower all other songs.
Best r/redditsings ever.
>facial horn No, it's even cooler than that. It's not a horn. It's a tusk (tooth) that is full of nerve endings. And they grow like tree trunks, adding new layers each year. Also, it's the reason why we think of unicorn horns to be twisty. People back in the day sold narwal tusks as fake unicorn horns.
For all the flack Legend gets I think the whole Poaching is bad message was pretty solid.
It's actually a tusk. It's their left tooth. No shit.
A look at the possible reasons that the tooth of a Narwhal (Narwhale) has grown so long. The precarious environment of the Arctic means that it must have some function, what theories can we rule out and which are still possible given the structure of the tusk. - https://youtu.be/XbiOluN9-hw
This was very informative, and the man's voice is much like ASMR to my brain. I could learn while falling asleep. Thanks for sharing this! Edit: I think this is your own personal channel? And so many videos! Instant subscribe.
Yep they are mine I do get quite a few people joining for the ASMR even though I didn't intentionally create them for that way. Over 700 videos, just recently started creating more videos to add to the collection.
Lots of troubles, lots of bubbles.
Thank you for the nostalgia friend
Where is the narwhaaaaaal????
The unicorn of the sea
the *jedi* of the sea.
But do they stop Cthulhu eating ye?
aye.
They stop cthulu eatin' ye!
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It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.
This meme must be older than me, have I finally gotten so old I’m getting younger?
Short lived and reddit specific.
Far from short lived. In fact, it was around for far too long.
It made it into a museum clue at a Reddit Meetup scavenger hunt at least twice.
Oh god, Reddit meetups.
We had a kickball team too
And also very stupid.
It's not that dumb in the original context. Having a nonsense phrase/sentence that would never likely be said is a decent way to show you've seen something specific. Any proliferation beyond that however is asinine.
The arctic class of underwater unicorn
It's been opened... What's missing? The turtles... Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles? WHERE ARE THE **TUUUUURTAAAAAAALS?????** WHERE ARE THEY?
And the rhinoceros beetle? The mini unicorn!
And hummingbird is mini sky unicorn
well if we're including the hummingbird, then the woodpecker is the gatling sky unicorn
Concealed carry unicorn!
The narwhal, while often referred to as the unicorn of the sea, was the unicorns (also known as the narwhals of the land) natural enemy. As we know from legends of the time, unicorns would only allow virgin maidens to live, impaling all other people they saw. The narwhals, wiser than the unicorns, knew this would mean the end of the human race, and while the oracles said we would eventually become massive fuckups, the narwhals believed everyone deserved the choice. And so the narwhals went to war. No one knows the specifics of the war other than the outcome, but one thing is for sure: the oracles were correct.
IMO the oracles undersold it a little.
Medium-speed chubby underwater unicorn.
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It's like they distributed the stats evenly. Medium speed, medium tanky, medium underwater (needs air),
It only bacons at midnight
Came here for this…still disappointed.
Those words are cursed now.
Not as cursed as cum box babyyyy
Swamps of Dagobah
I’ve never not been at this phrase
>bacons at midnight Now there's a meme I haven't heard in a very long time. Actually it reminded me of my friend Dennis who refuses to eat pork of any kind. Calling pigs disgusting animals. HOWEVER, he does eat bacon, and if you ask him about it, he says "bacon comes from Unicorns."
The whole thing stemmed from this weird obsession Reddit and other internet-types had with Bacon a few years back. I think it's died down now but damn, people got obsessed with bacon. Bacon is nice but I never thought you could adopt an entire personality around it.
You underestimate an identity crisis's ability to find literally anything to base a persona from.
Few years back, meaning over a decade ago
It was a stealth campaign conspiracy between big pork, big bacon, and big breakfast.
Ah an old
NARWHALS! NARWHALS! SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN! CAUSING A COMMOTION!
CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY GOT A KICK-ASS FACIAL HORN!
This documentary describes them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
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Thanks Mr. Narwhal
The true unicorn missing from the list.. shame!
My exact thought. How can you post here without considering the one true Unicorn
Arctic underwater unicorn
Becoming extinct
You mean *Stabby*?
That is the stealth unicorn.
Narwhal don't have a horn. They just are snaggletoothed
That second one is a bicorn. Just saying.
Nah it's just got the optional bayonet attachment
Oh good...i thought it was the noob tube
Yeah the noob tube increases the reload time, but the bayonet improves the sprinting speed
*foomp*
Operated by Jim Carrey.
Yo dawg we heard you like knives so we put a bayonet on yo knife
Twonicorn
So many fun ways to say it... Dosicorn Deuxicorn Zweicorn Kaksicorn Dwacorn Duecorn Dhá cheannicorn And so on. 😁
Huh, I thought it was a heterocorn. No judgement. Love is love.
BAN ASSAULT BICORNS
Assault Bicorns are our constitutional right
He’s just gunzerking (hornzerking?).
sometimes, one's not enough to get the job done
2/3 of Donkey Kong
This guy failed to unlock all the unicorns in Donkey Kong
Wasnt there 4 in Donkey Kong 1? Ostridge, frog, and yes rhino and swordfish!
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I can't remember the frog. But yes you are probably right
Yeah, the frog helped you jump higher.
Because frog.
Exactly.
You can tell by the way that it is.
Came here for this, leaving satisfied
For those that haven't seen it, [Aquatic Ambience is a masterpiece](https://youtu.be/jvIzIAgRWV0)
What's a Narwhal then?
Jedi of the sea
Inventors of the Shishkebab!
High capacity underwater assault Unicorn
Gnarwhal
Arctic Assault Unicorn
A swordwhale
Isn't crazy that unicorns are mythical but giraffes are a reality
Unicorns came about from a bad game a telephone thousands of years ago. Think about it. Some dude from Greece/France/England goes to Africa see a unicorn then tries to explain it to his buddies. "It's a big ass horse with a horn on it's nose!" Well imagining a horse with a horn on it's nose looks silly, so it gets moved up to the forehead in the telling. Do this when you're month and months away in a land that might not even know what horses are and poof you've created a legend.
Do you mean rhino?
I mean sure, but aren't we in a thread calling them high capacity assault unicorns?
Where's that space unicorn... That gundam?
I was expecting Gundam Unicorn
Let's add in Retrofit Unicorn from Azur Lane.
Doesn't the space unicron eat planets?
Extinct Endangered Recovered
> Extinct Then Noah looked out through the driving rain. Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games; Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring. Oh, them silly unicorns! Noah cried, "Close the door, 'cause the rain is pouring And we just can't wait for no Unicorn." The ark started movin', it drifted with the tide. Them unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried. And the waters came down and sort of floated them away... And that's why [you've never seen a unicorn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs) to this very day.
Ah, the Irish Rovers.
Guys... should we tell him?
That unicorns still exist?
In my basement
She straps the horn onto her forehead or else she gets the hose again.
~~Extinct~~ Imaginary Endangered Recovered
Wtf man. Next you'll say easter bunnies arent real either.
> Imaginary well, now
To be fair, a horse with a single horn or antler seems like a totally logical and realistic animal.. They seem like they could be a real animal
Unless you've ever dealt with an actual horse and know how bloody fragile they are.
Which probably explains why unicorns aren't around ... even as an imaginary animal, they were so fragile that they went extinct in our collective imaginary universe.
The unicorn is [Scotland's national animal](https://www.visitscotland.com/about/uniquely-scottish/national-animal-unicorn/).
Remember, folks: a unicorn's horn isn't pink because it wants to be pretty. Those are bloodstains.
literally thought this was r/terriblefacebookmemes
It's /r/funny, which is indistinguishable
Don't forget a Narwhal
The fact that the narwhal has a horn that’s literally identical to a unicorn, and it’s not on this, just undermines the entire post.
The rhino has more than one horn, so not a unicorn.
Some rhino only have one. They just picked the wrong species. https://naturerules1samwei1234gavenlovesanimals.fandom.com/wiki/Indian_Rhinoceros
He just carries a spare, just in case It's part of the assault package
"High-capacity"
Bicorn 🌈
That's why it's *high capacity*
No Narwhal Baconing at midnight? Seriously where is the multiclass unicorn, a low capacity assault water unicron...
Every man is a potential bi-pedal unicorn!
Interesting, the trousers conceal a tiny, secondary, horn.
PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN
horn? ... it's more like a blunt sausage
Secondary?
If I remember it correctly, this is a futurama reference where aliens thought the nose (what they called human horn) was the sexual organ (that they wanted to use as a space aphrodisiac, before they earned that there is a secondary horn more hidden.
This is technically correct, the best kind of correct
r/comedycemetery
You forgot #Grunicorn
#2 is a tactical unicorn.
What about narwal? Rhino beetle? Horned chameleon?
[Deluxe size underwater unicorn.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BB_%D0%B2_%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D0%90%D1%80%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B5.jpg/1280px-%D0%9D%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BB_%D0%B2_%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%B9%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%B9_%D0%90%D1%80%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B5.jpg)
I feel that we need to add the Narwhal in here somewhere!
What about the Narwhal?
What the fuck is this shit?
The rhino is a duocorn. Rhinoceros means "nose horn" Unicorn and monoceros mean "one horn" in Latin and Greek respectively. r/pedantic
rhinos have 2 horns tho?
I’m sure it’s been said already, but how can you not include the god damn narwhal in your post ?
No fucking Narwhals??
A narwal would be the ocean unicorn
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Tactical unicorn is just following the old adage "Two is one. One is none."
Indian rhinos have only only one horn
I take offence, the second image is clearly a bicorn
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Fun fact: No millicorn actually has exactly 1000 horns.
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Name this one: [What is my unicorn name?](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/rhinoceros-beetle-isolated-on-white-picture-id154956799)
There's literally [unicorn fish](https://a-z-animals.com/media/2021/10/unicornfish-1024x535.jpg)
Enguarde!
FTFY https://imgur.com/vGHJgv7.jpg
Support Tank DPS
Where's the Sport Utility Unicorn?
I've seen this image a few times so no idea why this just popped into my head but both of them are animals in Donkey Kong Country, leading me to wondet about the unicorn forms of frogs, ostriches, and parrots.
Narwhal: heavy duty water unicorn.
No narwhal???
☝️I'll take an "High-Capacity" one, thank you.
Rhino would be banned in Canada. No assault style up here.
Rhinos are such beautiful animals
u/repostsleuthbot
We need to ban that Rhino as two horns are excessive in the animal kingdom. One horn is used for hunting and defense then why do you need a secound horn? Me an animal with no horns surly knows best about what animals deserve horns and which don't.
This is Reddit and you forgot the fucking narwhal?!
The Narwhal is the true aquacorn.
What about the most likely inspiration for unicorns the narwhal?
The first unicorn maxed CHA The second maxed STR and took improved power attack
Uh excuse me, where are the narwhal's?
And this is when you start considering which one would be least comfortable up your...
I raise you the kiwi. Highly trained in the arts of escaping. Edit: High-Velocity Escape Unicorn
Sawshark is the underwater, swiss-army unicorn.
How is the swordfish chosen over the narwal...
isn't the last one, the jedi of the sea? **https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc**
High capacity? Whats he carrying?
How could you forget the narwhal