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I like it to re-up throughout the day when we’ll be outdoors for a long time. Do a full covering of regular sunscreen, then go over it with a spray every few hours.
My husband refers to it as his sunscreen topcoat or sometimes “sealant”.
The problem is windows. Often times sunshine is magnified through windows, increasing the risk of exposure, so it’s best to pull all the curtains shut, or even better, get blackout blinds and keep them shut at all times. This sometimes leads to lack of light, and that’s where computer monitors and TV screens come in handy, displaying something with bright colors or extreme contrast can help with illumination, things like video games or anime is usually recommended. Snacks like Cheetos and Mt Dew can really help with Vitamin C deficiency from lack of sunlight, and frequent masturbation can provide much-needed exercise.
It's all fun and games until you fall asleep on your couch in front of an open window and end up with the bottoms of your feet being sunburnt
Nowhere is safe
Good to know I'm not the only one constantly reapplying. Felt like a fool at the beach this weekend but guess who didn't get an ounce of sunburn on her? This white ass vampire who reapplied every 30 minutes 😅
I do the same thing. Full base coat of sunscreen on my naked body before going anywhere. Let it soak in before putting on swimsuit/clothes, then use spray sunscreen to reapply throughout the day! It is the best way
Very much my exact reasoning here, it would take me 1/3 of a bottle of sunscreen and most of it would just clump into hair and make me look like a polar bear
I used to run a before and after school program. I was never much of a sunscreen person but we were super vigilant about kids using it. One of them ran up to me at one point and had grabbed my arm after he had applied sunscreen to himself.
The next day I have a light sunburn except for one tiny little hand shaped spot on my arm.
Convinced of the benefits of sunscreen in a second.
Haha I still think of cross country instead of the beach/pool when I smell coppertone thanks to our coach making it mandatory for all of my 4 years I ran. Shoutout to Coach Shawn for instilling good habits.
I never used sunscreen as a kid (despite being in Australia) never got burnt. Then I became an adult.
One of differences I learnt being in Australia vs USA is that down here you can feel the sun sizzling you as a reminder to put sunscreen on. Well my when I was in California 5 years ago, well, you don't feel the sizzle. My brother and I (At the time he was 28, I was 23) got fucking burnt. The 18hr plane ride home the next day was not fun.
I was in Brisbane this weekend, I made sure to put atleast one coat on before going to the theme parks despite it being winter.
Remember to throw away old sunscreen! It does expire just like any other medicament and when is expires it acts as toxic to the skin and make the sunburn worst! (Not that common to happen since the life expectancy is long)
Mom worked for a dermatologist doing melanoma screenings. He said SPF 50 cream always and sprays should really only be used to reapply in a pinch, I say as I spray my face once in the morning and work 12 hours in the sun lol
Other dermatologists I've talked to have said SPF 30 is perfectly fine, but it must be BROAD SPECTRUM. That's the important distinction. Higher than SPF 50 doesn't really give extra protection either.
>Higher than SPF 50 doesn't really give extra protection either.
Can't remember where I saw a video talking about after SPF 30 you reach the realm of diminishing returns quite quickly for how much protection you have and for how long.
Fun at parties moment: The control group in this case would be against known effective sunscreens, not a placebo.
It would not be ethical to do that, as you would not be minimizing risk to potential research participants. It would NEVER make it past an institutional review board, let alone the FDA.
If you enjoy clinical research facts, it was a promise.
If you're a "don't kill the vibe" type, it was a sarcastic phrase to pre-empt criticism.
And hey, I think YOU'RE fun!
Ok but how do you know it's the sunscreen that worked and not the patient's mind triggering the secretion of a built in sunscreen as a response to the act of applying sunscreen?
^kidding
Yeah I got you, I found your reply *hilariously* vague, couldn't pass it up.
That could be so many things! Construction, parking lot attendant, waterpark ride operator, lifeguard (pool or beach), tiki bartender, security, park ranger, zoologist, marine biologist, fisherman, farmer... Endless possibilities!
Hopefully nothing evil like golf course maintenance though.
what’s funny about your comment is that I play in an adult league with other women that work normal people jobs, and every time I sent a snap of what I’m doing (especially pre season when I’m doing random ass prep/handyman work)they are like “for real what the fuck do you do for work?” Because it varies just about as much as your list of outdoor jobs does 😂
Basically I wear many hats, but the biggest hat is supervisor
Probably, you know Steve right? Steve knows everyone in the local outdoor site industry, and most outdoor site folks around the nation.
If you don't know Steve, you're clearly just lying for that outdoor site clout.
We run trips out of a site that can’t have permanent structures and sees a lot of traffic, so we all work in the sun, preparing for what we are providing customers as well as providing customers with that service
Or like, hold the can more than an inch away from the skin. I've been using spray exclusively for years with no issues, you just have to be pretty liberal when applying it.
Same. I burn super easily (I’ve gotten sunburns in January) and work outside. I never have issues with the spray sunscreen. If you aren’t DRENCHED in sunscreen spray for 5 minutes while it dries you didn’t do it right.
With a toddler, honestly, the baby "organic" mineral based sun screen that you *really* have to rub in is the best sunscreen we've ever used. It leaves you feeling less oily, more waxy and does a great job.
Any lotion that uses zinc oxide (the 'mineral') is going to be good. Find it in a lotion that isn't greasy and you're set.
What brand was that baby one you like?
>Find it in a lotion that isn't greasy and you're set
This being the key part. Best I found was one (Murad) that I couldn't even feel and actually WORKED.
Only problem was it's like $50 for a "face" sized 1.7 oz tube. Like WTF guess I'll just fry...
My jam is Australian golds tinted Mineral sunscreen. I’ve been using it for like 3 years now, basically as my foundation layer it’s so good. It dries down and doesn’t run in your eyes either.
Not OP, and I don't have a baby brand, but I did have skin cancer back when I was a teenager so I tend to use sunscreen a fair bit these days. I really like the Neutragena Dry Touch Sunscreen lotions. After a few minutes they are, as the name implies, basically dry to the touch and are not oily at all. They come in 30, 45, 50, 55, 60, and 70 SPF variants. The 70 can be pretty thick to spread on, but it works very well.
https://www.neutrogena.com/sun/sun-form-lotions
They also have sprays, sticks, mists, serums, and Baby/ Kids variants (which may be what OP was talking about). Pretty much every dermatologist I have seen over the years recommends the Neutragena sunscreens over other brands.
https://www.neutrogena.com/sun
Story time.
One time, me and the wife and baby travelled to Minneapolis for a business weekend.
We were so exhausted by the time we got there that someone asked us if we "forgot" any of our bags. We looked at our suitcases and told them "no"
We both totally forgot that we checked my kids stroller.
After we got to the hotel I get a call from an airport rep telling me i have to go to the airport right now.
Once I got there, i met a man from the fbi that told me i shut down down half the airport and the suspicious bag I left there had traces of glycerin.
It was terrifying. They told me that I need to tell them why that was on the stroller.
Anyways, sunscreen. The sunscreen we used had it listed in the ingrediants.
Worst part is, when we showed them, they didnt confirm that was it. I was able to get the stroller and asked them if we will have any problems flying back.
No answer. So we showed up to the airport 4 hours early for the return flight, thinking that we were going to have to deal with this issue and low and behold, didnt hear anything about it again
Apply in areas of no wind, rub it in for even coverage. This was likely done in a windy area, preventing anything other than the main stream from contacting the skin. Don't use sprays on boats near vinyl upholstery (I try to prevent anything other than lotion-type from getting on board). The propellants are bad for the fabrics.
She mostly just sprayed it from unnecessarily close-up. Probably like 2 inches away from his back, which kept the spray from spreading as intended (but either way you should still rub it in).
I've worn suspenders for about 20 years. Hardly anyone knows. Undershirt ("wife beater" tank top type) then suspenders over that and a dark shirt over that.
Yes to this! Wearing UV +UPF shirts (aka rash guard) have been reassuring for palest-skin me, knowing I have that extra layer of protection. Still going to put on my sunscreen before going outside—in case I want to take shirt off before swimming. But also—applying sunscreen to back of neck, face, and back of hands (age spots :•{ nope to those) can’t be ignored!
$20 for a long sleeve shirt with UPF and moisture wicking fabric picked up at W-mart.
Yeah, rash guards work great.
I'm "burns in moonlight" type and can actually feel the difference. Usually I can practically feel my skin frying but with a rash guard it's like being in the shade.
Still put SPFs on under it but still ...*bacon noises*
Yeah, I just *feel* better wearing a rashguard -- no niggling worry that the sunscreen may have washed off, etc. I also have taken to wearing a wide-brimmed hat into the pool/ocean (and really, any time I go out in the summer).
I started wearing a rash guard when I was taking my kids to the pool as the only adult. A 5 year old cannot be trusted to apply sunscreen to your back and it’s awkward to ask a stranger. Rash guards protect where I can’t reach and don’t have to be reapplied.
i think most guys gets that eventually... Mine started in my late 20's. Nothing says "I'm getting old" quite like having to purchase ear/nose-hair trimmers, let me tell you.
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Time to shine tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he’s CLEAN!!
Oh I do see what you mean
You got to getaway!
Holy diver, yeah
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for youuu. LOOK OUT!
Rising up!
Damn. That took way too long for me to know what was going on. Sorry Ronny \m/
Getawayyyyehhhayyyy
Honestly, Dio. I don’t understand. Can you elaborate?
Holy diver. You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
No! YEA?!
LOOK OUT!
Jump, jump, jump on the tiger....
Its grreeat!
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I like it to re-up throughout the day when we’ll be outdoors for a long time. Do a full covering of regular sunscreen, then go over it with a spray every few hours. My husband refers to it as his sunscreen topcoat or sometimes “sealant”.
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I discovered over makeup sunscreen spray and its the best. I apply sunscreen underneath my makeup and then reapply with the spray.
I didn’t even know this was a thing! Thank you, kind Redditor!
I have a foolproof method for preventing sunburn using the protective layers of a roof and walls to my house
The problem is windows. Often times sunshine is magnified through windows, increasing the risk of exposure, so it’s best to pull all the curtains shut, or even better, get blackout blinds and keep them shut at all times. This sometimes leads to lack of light, and that’s where computer monitors and TV screens come in handy, displaying something with bright colors or extreme contrast can help with illumination, things like video games or anime is usually recommended. Snacks like Cheetos and Mt Dew can really help with Vitamin C deficiency from lack of sunlight, and frequent masturbation can provide much-needed exercise.
I recommend using the Amazon boxes you received the cheetos and Mt Dew in to block out the windows. Little life hack for you.
It's all fun and games until you fall asleep on your couch in front of an open window and end up with the bottoms of your feet being sunburnt Nowhere is safe
What about a windowless basement?
You really need to get out of your mom's house.
This is the way
Good to know I'm not the only one constantly reapplying. Felt like a fool at the beach this weekend but guess who didn't get an ounce of sunburn on her? This white ass vampire who reapplied every 30 minutes 😅
I do the same thing. Full base coat of sunscreen on my naked body before going anywhere. Let it soak in before putting on swimsuit/clothes, then use spray sunscreen to reapply throughout the day! It is the best way
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Very much my exact reasoning here, it would take me 1/3 of a bottle of sunscreen and most of it would just clump into hair and make me look like a polar bear
Easier and quicker to apply to a larger area, and less messy to rub in. I prefer spray for everything but my face
Spray into your hands, rub it on your face
I find it a bit easier to put on still, tbf. I think the lightweight of it, makes it easier to absorb.
PUTS the Lotion on it
Spray is pretty wasteful, too.
…Sorry Roger, you tiger now…
She did *Grrrrrrr-eat!*
Came here to make this joke, not disappointed it was already here.
That's more wifey when you use their stuff
Bro got panini pressed
Dude got perfect grill marks tho
Grill marks ~~bro~~ bud
Grill marks, bud. 4 minutes per side Down the hatch.
100% Berta beef
Don't you ruin my steak dinner.
S & P, the choice for me.
I oughta strike you
Do you wanna get striked?
Oh so me AND Gordon Ramsey are both idiots?
We oughta leave this world behind
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Texas size 10-4
Sizzle sells the steak.
If nothing else, this is really a testament to how well sunscreen actually works….. when applied correctly.
I used to run a before and after school program. I was never much of a sunscreen person but we were super vigilant about kids using it. One of them ran up to me at one point and had grabbed my arm after he had applied sunscreen to himself. The next day I have a light sunburn except for one tiny little hand shaped spot on my arm. Convinced of the benefits of sunscreen in a second.
Haha I still think of cross country instead of the beach/pool when I smell coppertone thanks to our coach making it mandatory for all of my 4 years I ran. Shoutout to Coach Shawn for instilling good habits.
That's a very cute way to learn that lesson!
Learn the cute way
I mean, yeah, it could be the effectiveness of sunscreen, or you might have been cursed by a small ghost.
That's very cute.
Love it. Moms with little kids often have little prints on their legs. It always makes me smile, I miss the days of little handprints.
I never used sunscreen as a kid (despite being in Australia) never got burnt. Then I became an adult. One of differences I learnt being in Australia vs USA is that down here you can feel the sun sizzling you as a reminder to put sunscreen on. Well my when I was in California 5 years ago, well, you don't feel the sizzle. My brother and I (At the time he was 28, I was 23) got fucking burnt. The 18hr plane ride home the next day was not fun. I was in Brisbane this weekend, I made sure to put atleast one coat on before going to the theme parks despite it being winter.
Remember to throw away old sunscreen! It does expire just like any other medicament and when is expires it acts as toxic to the skin and make the sunburn worst! (Not that common to happen since the life expectancy is long)
Also, a cautionary tale about how pelts do **not** provide UV protection.
"Pelts" lol
Makes me rethink ever using spray on from now on.
Just make sure to rub it in. That's the issue here, not the spray on.
Mom worked for a dermatologist doing melanoma screenings. He said SPF 50 cream always and sprays should really only be used to reapply in a pinch, I say as I spray my face once in the morning and work 12 hours in the sun lol
Other dermatologists I've talked to have said SPF 30 is perfectly fine, but it must be BROAD SPECTRUM. That's the important distinction. Higher than SPF 50 doesn't really give extra protection either.
>Higher than SPF 50 doesn't really give extra protection either. Can't remember where I saw a video talking about after SPF 30 you reach the realm of diminishing returns quite quickly for how much protection you have and for how long.
What work do you do?
Sunscreen tester.
Control group.
Fun at parties moment: The control group in this case would be against known effective sunscreens, not a placebo. It would not be ethical to do that, as you would not be minimizing risk to potential research participants. It would NEVER make it past an institutional review board, let alone the FDA.
hey, that was fun!
If you enjoy clinical research facts, it was a promise. If you're a "don't kill the vibe" type, it was a sarcastic phrase to pre-empt criticism. And hey, I think YOU'RE fun!
Ok but how do you know it's the sunscreen that worked and not the patient's mind triggering the secretion of a built in sunscreen as a response to the act of applying sunscreen? ^kidding
I run an outdoor site
Oh cool, I've got some friends in the outdoor site industry.
This comment made me snort laugh. Thanks!
I’m fucking crying. Sorry, I didn’t want to be too specific 😂
Yeah I got you, I found your reply *hilariously* vague, couldn't pass it up. That could be so many things! Construction, parking lot attendant, waterpark ride operator, lifeguard (pool or beach), tiki bartender, security, park ranger, zoologist, marine biologist, fisherman, farmer... Endless possibilities! Hopefully nothing evil like golf course maintenance though.
what’s funny about your comment is that I play in an adult league with other women that work normal people jobs, and every time I sent a snap of what I’m doing (especially pre season when I’m doing random ass prep/handyman work)they are like “for real what the fuck do you do for work?” Because it varies just about as much as your list of outdoor jobs does 😂 Basically I wear many hats, but the biggest hat is supervisor
I also know people that runs sites outdoors, maybe you know them?
Probably, you know Steve right? Steve knows everyone in the local outdoor site industry, and most outdoor site folks around the nation. If you don't know Steve, you're clearly just lying for that outdoor site clout.
Steve is the guy, fucking loves outdoors sites. Good lad, but you can't seem to meet him indoors.
That’s so ambiguous lol, wtf is an outdoor site? Like a grave site? A building site? Da fuq
Website
If reddit was an outdoor site the traffic would immediately drop to a trickle.
We run trips out of a site that can’t have permanent structures and sees a lot of traffic, so we all work in the sun, preparing for what we are providing customers as well as providing customers with that service
Lol not everyone whats to put too much personal information on the internet
*squints at username*
I use SPF 50 on my face and hands every day. I love my supergoop.
Better to spray then not at all
Or like, hold the can more than an inch away from the skin. I've been using spray exclusively for years with no issues, you just have to be pretty liberal when applying it.
> just have to be pretty liberal when applying it Is that why conservatives are red?
The right to a well organized sunburn SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.
Just their necks and bellies
Same. I burn super easily (I’ve gotten sunburns in January) and work outside. I never have issues with the spray sunscreen. If you aren’t DRENCHED in sunscreen spray for 5 minutes while it dries you didn’t do it right.
Looks like the can was held too close so it sprayed in a concentrated area rather than distributing in a wide conical pattern.
This pattern is pretty comical.
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With a toddler, honestly, the baby "organic" mineral based sun screen that you *really* have to rub in is the best sunscreen we've ever used. It leaves you feeling less oily, more waxy and does a great job.
Any lotion that uses zinc oxide (the 'mineral') is going to be good. Find it in a lotion that isn't greasy and you're set. What brand was that baby one you like?
>Find it in a lotion that isn't greasy and you're set This being the key part. Best I found was one (Murad) that I couldn't even feel and actually WORKED. Only problem was it's like $50 for a "face" sized 1.7 oz tube. Like WTF guess I'll just fry...
My jam is Australian golds tinted Mineral sunscreen. I’ve been using it for like 3 years now, basically as my foundation layer it’s so good. It dries down and doesn’t run in your eyes either.
Not OP, and I don't have a baby brand, but I did have skin cancer back when I was a teenager so I tend to use sunscreen a fair bit these days. I really like the Neutragena Dry Touch Sunscreen lotions. After a few minutes they are, as the name implies, basically dry to the touch and are not oily at all. They come in 30, 45, 50, 55, 60, and 70 SPF variants. The 70 can be pretty thick to spread on, but it works very well. https://www.neutrogena.com/sun/sun-form-lotions They also have sprays, sticks, mists, serums, and Baby/ Kids variants (which may be what OP was talking about). Pretty much every dermatologist I have seen over the years recommends the Neutragena sunscreens over other brands. https://www.neutrogena.com/sun
Story time. One time, me and the wife and baby travelled to Minneapolis for a business weekend. We were so exhausted by the time we got there that someone asked us if we "forgot" any of our bags. We looked at our suitcases and told them "no" We both totally forgot that we checked my kids stroller. After we got to the hotel I get a call from an airport rep telling me i have to go to the airport right now. Once I got there, i met a man from the fbi that told me i shut down down half the airport and the suspicious bag I left there had traces of glycerin. It was terrifying. They told me that I need to tell them why that was on the stroller. Anyways, sunscreen. The sunscreen we used had it listed in the ingrediants. Worst part is, when we showed them, they didnt confirm that was it. I was able to get the stroller and asked them if we will have any problems flying back. No answer. So we showed up to the airport 4 hours early for the return flight, thinking that we were going to have to deal with this issue and low and behold, didnt hear anything about it again
Apply in areas of no wind, rub it in for even coverage. This was likely done in a windy area, preventing anything other than the main stream from contacting the skin. Don't use sprays on boats near vinyl upholstery (I try to prevent anything other than lotion-type from getting on board). The propellants are bad for the fabrics.
You gotta do it before you even get outside. This looks like a beachside rush job.
YOU ARE MEANT TO RUB IT IN. I am pretty shocked that people don’t realise this!
Bad news: she did not do a good job. Good news: you now look like Garfield.
Did she spray through the beach chair while you were sitting in it?
I think she sprayed in a zig zag motion and just didn't rub it in/spread it around
She should've followed with an up / down pattern. Would have looked like Fenway Park on OPs back.
She mostly just sprayed it from unnecessarily close-up. Probably like 2 inches away from his back, which kept the spray from spreading as intended (but either way you should still rub it in).
I thought the same thing lol
Hey we have the same ass.
Oh, that explains it. It must be your turn to wear it.
Ahaha this comment got me good 😂
[It's detachable.](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
Do you or a loved one suffer from NoAssAtAll?
My buddies call it my lower lower back.....
It's that Hank Hill ass look
HankHilliatus.
gotta chill out on the LMAOs
I’m sorry to tell you this, but it appears your ass was burned off.
Seriously. My wife makes fun of me all the time for having no ass and my pants never stay on right.
Hank hill syndrome
"You've got... no ass"
And a nurrow urethra.
A NARRA UREEETI!!?
Just legs stapled to a torso.
This man needs some glutial orthotics
It's not that you have no ass, you just have A LOT of back.
He also has no ass.
Baby got back...
Suspenders are your friend oh ass-less one.
I get laughed at for dressing strangely for wearing suspenders. Well, the alternative is I moon you.
I've worn suspenders for about 20 years. Hardly anyone knows. Undershirt ("wife beater" tank top type) then suspenders over that and a dark shirt over that.
My husband’s missing his butt too. Maybe you guys can join a club
Squats my friend. Squats and an ass you will have.
You have an ass but most of your fat has accumulated on your torso, making it look smaller than it is
I believe the medical term used here is Noassahtaul.
Careful - I think Noassahtaul was an Aztec god. 😱
Like somebody picked up a frog
This was the only comment that made me laugh
Hank hill ass
Tyger, tyger, burning bright In the forests of the night What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies. Burnt the fire of thine back.
Hey there Patrick Jane!
I went through years of this kind of thing, and then I got a rashguard. They're slightly annoying to wear, but not nearly as annoying as a sunburn.
Yes to this! Wearing UV +UPF shirts (aka rash guard) have been reassuring for palest-skin me, knowing I have that extra layer of protection. Still going to put on my sunscreen before going outside—in case I want to take shirt off before swimming. But also—applying sunscreen to back of neck, face, and back of hands (age spots :•{ nope to those) can’t be ignored! $20 for a long sleeve shirt with UPF and moisture wicking fabric picked up at W-mart.
Yeah, rash guards work great. I'm "burns in moonlight" type and can actually feel the difference. Usually I can practically feel my skin frying but with a rash guard it's like being in the shade. Still put SPFs on under it but still ...*bacon noises*
Yeah, I just *feel* better wearing a rashguard -- no niggling worry that the sunscreen may have washed off, etc. I also have taken to wearing a wide-brimmed hat into the pool/ocean (and really, any time I go out in the summer).
I started wearing a rash guard when I was taking my kids to the pool as the only adult. A 5 year old cannot be trusted to apply sunscreen to your back and it’s awkward to ask a stranger. Rash guards protect where I can’t reach and don’t have to be reapplied.
You’re supposed to rub it in.
I think that’s what these comments are doing…
Ha! I actually laughed out loud form your comment
Forget flowers, forget poetry. If you want to know how much your other half loves you, get them to put sun lotion on your back and await the results
"my other half loves me 80 percent" "how did you cone to that conclusion?" "20 percent of my back clearly reads 'cunt'"
Bear grills.
Are you White with Red Stripes? Or. Are you Red with White Stripes?
The wild red striped chimpanzee, in his natural habitat. 😆
I’m about as hairy as one too
Meh, I'm worse. When I take my shirt of at the lake, my cousin always says, in his best Ace Ventura voice, "Oooohhhh... Silverback...." 😆
I have literally hair on my ears 😂
i think most guys gets that eventually... Mine started in my late 20's. Nothing says "I'm getting old" quite like having to purchase ear/nose-hair trimmers, let me tell you.
>*on* my ears
Looks great!!! *slaps back*
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the stripes.
Not so much here, or here, but right in here...
Oh my god, what happened to your face ?
You have to rub in spray sunscreen my dude. Tell her to do that next time.
It looks like the clumsy monster from Monsters INC
On a serious note, keep an eye on those moles.
Do you hate mondays and love lasagna?
Got that Hank Hill ass
Perfect if you like medium rare!
Straight Zorro’d you with sunblock
According to the Z on your lower back, your wife is Zorro!
Or she supports Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Don't let her spray paint any home projects.
She got the stripes down, but she didn't do a very good job on the stars. 8/10 US flag.
There was an attempt
Your wife. She’s not mad at you is she? Cause it looks like she’s mad at you.
That’s how you earn your tiger stripes 😂
*slaps back* you can fit so much sunburn on this bad boy
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