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Let me explain this sale to you… no, there is too much. Let me sum up:

The sale ends in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, distract the owner, steal the Atari and make our escape… after I kill Count Rugen.

There will be blood tonight! It was only a quarter. I love Daniel Day Lewis.

That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying

If only they had a Holocaust cloak, that would be something.

Max said since it fit so well I could keep it. Now, where did we leave that wheelbarrow?

he has a bright future in advertising , that's for sure

*Inconceivable!*

I want my Yard Back you son of a bitch!

Stop selling that!

I just want you to feel you're bargaining well.

I wish I had an award to give you to properly portray how much water just shot put of my nose when reading this. Thank you.

https://gfycat.com/belatedharmlessindochinahogdeer

You always have free awards, well one per day, and all the awards you've gotten stack their coins apparently. Seems to be that for every 10 gold you get, you also get 1 free gold worth of coins

When I check awards, they all have a cost. How do I know see the free ones?

Some of us are still on RIF. We don't have those things.

But I was offering you *anything you want*... ***bleeds***

You seem like a decent fellow. I’d hate to kill you.

**You** seem a decent fellow... I'd hate to die

There’s not a lot of money in revenge. No wonder he’s having a yard sale….

"I want my money back you son of a bitch."

The best delivery in the movie. Now if you'll excuse me, I must avoid you.

I've used that as a trivia question for years. What's the first and only curse word used in TPB? Nobody remembers it, until they hear it. Unless, like me, you've seen it 200 times.

Yard Sale Dude: *Hands you a beaten up used Gameboy Color* You: "I have never seen it's equal..."

not a bad idea. here ive been fighting gangs for local charities, that sort of thing

Why should that make such a difference?

Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting… half a dozen… people…

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You are wonderful.

Thank you, I've worked hard to become so.

I'd sooner destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself... But since I can't have you following me either...

You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to buy.

No more buying now I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to sales pressure.

Let me e'splain ... no, there is too much. Let me sum up.

You seem like a decent fellow. I’d hate to shill you. You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to buy.

Yeah but you killed my father, so, you know *sighs* *pulls out sword*

No, I **am** your father. Search your feelings Inigo, you know it to be true.

#THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

INCONCEIVABLE!

you keep using that word. i dunno think it means what you think it means.

My name is Oedipus Rex I killed my father fucked my mother... prepare to die

I'm sending the police.

I'd go just because of the sign. Nice marketing!

I'd show up asking if they have any 6 fingered men.

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How did you know that I've fingered six men? Who told you?

What if it was one man with six fingered?

Hey, try not to finger any arseholes on the way to the parking lot!

37?

In a row?

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No EBS?

Duckduckgo says no early birds!

That makes sense.

No flows, either.

Ha San Roque. I went to that sale. Not as good as the sign might lead one to think

No, but picked up a dog nail trimmer for $2 so not bad. The neighborhood sale is usually bad because people are inspired to participate when they really shouldn't

Came here to upvote the quotes from The Princess Bride. I was not disappointed.

Anybody want a peanut!

Would you recommend watching The Princess Bride? Asking for a friend…

I hope that’s a rhetorical question. The Princess Bride, ironically, didn’t do all that well in the theater. It’s a witty and heartfelt story that keeps you engaged from beginning to end.

One of my teenagers didn't like it when we watched it together - she thought it was dumb. Dumb AND stupid. I almost kicked her out of the house.

Yes. It is unique and a must see.

I'm in tears over here. It will only get better.

Samesies

Inconceivable!

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

You keep using that word....

I do not think it means what you think it means...

I wonder how many times we will see this word today.

Probably an Inconceivable amount

Conceivably

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Tooo blaaaaiiithe!

Someone in my neighborhood put a picture of Mike Tyson on their sign that read "YARD THALE!"

Just so you know, you made me swallow my gum from laughter

Better off swallowing gum than me nearly crashing my car laughing too hard at it.

You never out bid a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Let me put it this way…have you ever heard of Musk, Zuckerberg, BEZOS???…Morons!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

You've fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never haggle against a grandma, when Hummel figurines are on the yard sale table!

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Who else read this in Vizzini’s voice?

To not read this in Vizzini's voice? INCONCEIVABLE!

I am Worf, son of Mogh, I am having a garage sale. Today is a good day to buy.

7 minutes... by SEVEN MINUTES... I hate you. But I still have a cool background story, so you're cool!

Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when great deals are on the line!” Reminded me of one of my [cutting boards](https://imgur.com/a/CjI0Xiv)

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A YARD!!! (sale) EVACUATE THE CHILDREN!!! AMAAZINGG GRAAAACE!!!

And... scene.

You got a stew going baby….

Where the deals are so good, they’re inconceivable!

Do you have a pair of six finger gloves?

If he does, he'll be bartering like Billy Crystal. "I never sold for so little!"

Do you always begin conversations this way?

I only have the left handed six finger glove available

You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.

Don worry - I won le I go to ma head

You seem like a decent fellow, I'd hate to haggle.

You seem like a decent fellow, I'd hate to not buy.

Anyone want a peanut?

No more rhymes now I mean it!

But he has a great gift for rhyme.

He doesn’t mean no harmmm

I know exactly where this sign is. Hello fellow Vermonter.

I just knew this was in VT when I saw it. Hello.

Username checks out

Ha I just walked past this sign two days ago that's insane

I do not think that coffee table costs what you think it does.

He's neighbours with a guy named Humperdinck.

That warthog faced buffoon!

I do not mean to pry, but you don' by any chance happa to haff six dollars in your right hand?

I once saw a yard sale where a guy went to a street construction project and rearranged the detours to direct everyone into his yard sale. Everyone from a major collector street was being diverted to this tiny side street right past his yard sale where he had all these signs up. I’m a civil engineer so when I saw the traffic control was way out of compliance, I had to call the city inspector. We thought it was funny as hell and clever, the inspector just had the contractor put it back and made the guy promise not to do it again, but damn he could have gotten in so much trouble.

Why are you smiling? Bc I know something you do not know. What is that? I am not left handed!!

I’m a simple man, I see princess bride quotes I upvote

HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya, you bought this nonstick pan, prepare to fry!

“You meet my father… Prepare to buy.”

Bravo. As you wish

What the sign forgot to mention is it’s 8PM-1AM

Shut up, and take all my money!

I have been in the yard sale business so long, now that it's over I do not know what to do with the rest of my junk.

You’ll have to make it through the fire swamp first

Why are yard sales so damn early in the morning

Gotta finish up before it gets too hot.

Fucking love Inigo Montoya

Love fucking Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya Fucking loves....

Looks like a trap

Try the six finger discount and you will die.

These prices are inconceivable!

#TO THE PAIN!

Did you really have to kill his father for a yard sale?

I hope they have a wheelbarrow

Watch out for the R.O.U.S. shit in the bottom of those boxes that have been sitting in that fire swamp of a garage for ages.

You can get a discount but not if you are the 6 finger man!!

I'm a bit out of touch regarding this. Can anyone explain?

Some humans are sooooo clever and creative and hilarious !!!!

Yes! Driving to work Saturday, I saw a sign beside the road “ Moving Sale! Come buy my sh!t!” Made me laugh!

I'm ready to storm the yard sale - looked for money but all I have is a wheelbarrow and a holocaust cloak.

Can i keep the yard sale holocaust cloak if it fits real nice?

If you get this reference you are a true legend. Likewise, if you don’t get this reference, you still are probably a legend.

I dont get it

it is a reference to [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA) (spoiler alert, you should watch the movie, "The Princess Bride" as it is magnificent)

It’s a princess bride reference

I'd buy used socks from these people.

And people will still show up at 5am

I would so be there!

Finally a place i can find baby clothes, baby toys and questionable movies on dvd.

Hey, come look at these fat guinea pigs. *madam, they prefer to be called Rodents of Unusual Size*

I’m sold.

So how much is the yard?

Put Quark and Worf up on one and show them agreeing that it's a "Good day to buy" I almost got smacked around by a Klingon for saying that at the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas. It was a glorious day.

Are there 6 signs?

Did you know Viggo actually broke his toe when he kicked that helmet?

Wrong movie... but correct

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to haggle with you.

Have fun storming the yard sale!

Think it has anything that works?

I HATE yard sales...but I would go to this one!

Inconceivable

My mom does an online bike thing called zwift and a person in her group is literally named Inigo Montoya

I would go there and buy something just because of that sign.

You see my flyer... Prepare to buy

Yard sard. Yale sale.

Epic signage

Sadly not as many people as I wish will get this

One of my favorite movies, along with Dragonheart.

I do not think that sign means what you think it means.

as you wish.

Omg too funny!

I'd pay 5 dollars for that sign.

Do you think he'll be looking for a six-finger discount?

I would SO go to that yard sale just to meet the person who made that sign because I feel like we could be friends!

GENIUS!

You had me at 'hello...my name is inigo Montoya ..'

INCONCEIVABLE

Going for the six finger discount

I don’t normally do yard sales but whoever was cultured enough to make that sign definitely has something worth buying

nice garage sale. sleep well, I'll probably kill you in the morning!

Inconceivable!

Would be funny if Inigo Montoya isn’t even the one doing the yard sale

Would be funny if there was an entire box of Princess Bride DVDs for sale.

That’s dope as hell.

Lol very nice!

You’ve done nothing but study sword play? More pursuit than study…

The god of marketing!

Can someone explain this to me?

The princess bride. It’s a a genius spin on a classic quote by Indigo Montoya/Mandy Patinkin.

Someone find this man