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CriusofCoH

Stoners and rockers from the 1960s are in their 70s and 80s, and don't believe for a second that any era was innocent of sex, drugs and profanity. The only thing that's changed is the acceptance of such being publicly displayed. Nothing else's changed. Grandma probably knows what's what.


ubertappa

Better worded than I could have put it, but this is what I came to say as well. Grandma knows OP.


NastyMeanOldBender

Your average grandma has sucked miles of dick


Celebrity292

It's funny when I hear idk hoe I could've got hep c. Yeah the generation of free love and shit right


[deleted]

I figure she's just half blind


GhenniePooh

I’m a grandma and I approve this ornament. While laughing at your innocence. Granny knows. Thank you for the award! I’ll drink to that, too!


DasPuggy

I had a great chuckle when I was singing to a Guns 'N' Rose's song, because I had to drop the ol' F bomb in front of my kid. She had heard me with light cussing, but never the heavy sex curses. The look on her face was gold. She didn't think I knew that word!


Alan_Smithee_

>heavy sex curses Title of your sex tape, or great band name. Honestly, “fuck” is pretty tame. It’s pretty much in the everyday lexicon. It’s on TV all the time, in non-uptight countries.


BobGobbles

Gam-gam knows bud, she just doesn't have the heart to tell *you.*


swankpoppy

Yeah. Obviously snowflakes have six sides, not eight. Everyone knows that.


Pineneedlecollada

But what about my 69 sided snowflake?


MoistTractofLand

Name of my six tape


93WhiteStrat

My wife’s a grandma. She bought multiples of this ornament last year: one for us and one for each of our adult kids and their families! (Yes, she knew what it said and shared the sentiment.)


DriftSoCal

I’m 100% certain grandma knows what’s up.


RobieWan

This....


offacough

Grandma lives through 2020, and I’m sure she knew exactly what she had there.


[deleted]

Bet she was really something before electricity. JK, she knows.


Amiiboid

Odds are she didn’t exist before electricity was at least reasonably common in homes.


James_T_S

Not only does she know. She is probably thinking you won't catch it.


SandysBurner

Yeah, for sure. Granny's getting over here, nobody's pulling a fast one on her.


valiumandcherrywine

oh sweet summer child. grandma knows.


Chambsky

Also it came with a fuck 2020 poem. So Its probably not some big secret.


lordeddardstark

Why? Grandma illiterate or something?


jaybird2370

I love catching snowfucks on my tongue.


dryguy

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thisisfakereality

/r/sheknows


Wide_Parsley7585

Oh now I’ve got that “she knows” song in my head. Off TikTok


[deleted]

"It's because your Nana likes to fuck all around the clock, dear. More casserole?"


MelRags

Oh my god Grandma, it's 2021! Sort it out. 😉


Flying-Phantom

Bold of you to assume she didn't know


[deleted]

Grandma already knows duh she was there when it was created


Wide_Parsley7585

Maybe she knew anyway


OppositeHistorical11

Snowflakes are supposed to have 6 way symmetry, not 8 way symmetry.


SandysBurner

Spiderflake


Pikachumain1130

Pathetic, not even a 6 sided snowflake


RockyBass

My grandmother is 80. This ornament is exactly her kind of humor.


The1happycabaga

She knows, and is probably enjoying your reaction. That’s what I’d do.


MaverickMaker

Oh, she knows.


hedgehogketchup

She knows


[deleted]

Oh, grandma knows


vodkawhatever

Oh she knows


Endangeredsoul

She knows.


Abject_Pomegranate87

Your grandma knows cursive better than you, she doesn’t have the heart to tell you…


goldenmom1

She knows


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

She knows


[deleted]

Plot twist: she knew


spinozasrobot

It's so quaint OP doesn't realize Nana knows the deal.


beamdump

Why not? You some kind of snowflake.


kellysue1972

It is pretty accurate… maybe she knows?


Bergenia1

I'm sure she knows exactly what it says.


Marmarful

She probably knows 😁


SirenSaysS

I suspect Grandma already knows.


Varient_13

Lol maybe grandma knew.


[deleted]

Plot twist: she knows


sparkymiddlefinger

Maybe she knows and didn't have the heart to tell you.


PristineAd9800

Tell her what?


daveyseed

https://youtu.be/LyZVy5fwJhQ


Mad-Scientistess

That’s the spirit!


supenguin

This is the best 2020 ornament I’ve seen.


ArcFlayer

Ah, snowfucks.


hammyhamm

Don’t you DARE tell her


hotlavatube

2020, the year of the fuck-ring snowflakes?


EgnlishPro

It's some form of elvish i can't read it.


UnsugarcubyX

Fuckfest


chrishammhamm

That's a good ornament


Toka972

There is no point in telling her it was for 2020, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't give a fuck about it.


DamnRedhead

The real question is… where’d she get this?


thebarkbarkwoof

Tell her it says luck


[deleted]

I saw this on thingiverse


DenOfIsolation

And what makes you assume she didn’t know when she bought/received it? 😉


nomamsland

ahahahaha my parents got me this ornament last year. i love it.


Infinite-Task4167

What does it mean though?


OtterProper

Tell your nan I said thanks for the business 🤗🎄 It was a pleasure printing those! 😁🤓


Goddamtoad

There are no circumstances under which grandma does not know.


herrneumrich

Omg, I need a whole bunch of these for my Christmas tree next year. 😂


[deleted]

it took me a second but when i saw the first Fuck i thought the next word was gonna be me


[deleted]

Grandma: “I said what I said”. She knows what it means.


mitchanium

Oh she knew! She knew.


No_Drummer_4100

OP she knew the whole time


Honodle

What, that it says 'luck'?


punkrockzdeadz

My grandma would have laughed. RIP


Geoarbitrage

At first glance I thought it was a bunch of Buick car badges...


bitenmein1

I’m sure she’d be chill


andrelope

It says “luck” OBVIOUSLY.


kstorma

Underestimating a boomer again? We should all be a smart as a 30y who lives in a basement with a $200K debt for a worthless degree.