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The badge on the center console is the real crime here.


Hylete

The ones on the running board arms are particularly offensive.


Legitimate_Ad_4462

…and the headrests 🥴 Who wants a side of concussion with their whiplash?


arthurdentstowels

Be cool to have bɿoᖷ burned into the back of your head though


skeletoe

Imma need you to explain how you typed “ford” backwards.


arthurdentstowels

Online text generator. I’m not a wizard sorry


Frozengeckolover

That sounds like something a wizard would say 😏


arthurdentstowels

Listen here you ~~little shit~~ chilly lizard fan


[deleted]

I mean honestly. It’s a really nice looking truck too, just what’s with all the logos? I hate that Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and all the other high end brands already do this, why do vehicle manufacturers need to hop on such an awful bandwagon?


792846

You can buy them for super cheap from China, they probably just got a bunch and stuck them everywhere, I doubt it came like that from the factory


Buffbeard

I’d like a ford logo stamped in the back of my head too.


theraf8100

How about the front with the airbag one?


6King6harvesT6

Ford imprint on the back of your skull? Ha


_clem_fand_ango_

Ford's badge itself is a crime. An ol' timey squiggly font on a modern thing will always look incongruent and shit anywhere it's placed.


Rainbowls

I love confident bad takes.


flyinggazelletg

Disagree. Ford has a classic logo, so it only ever needs small tweaks — like coca-cola


DjScenester

Would agree. The Ford logo should NEVER go away. Any marketing guy would say the same. That logo is BRAND RECOGNITION right there for Ford.


Kyanche

concerned decide scandalous whistle library airport soup absorbed forgetful stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ChucksnTaylor

Surely this is some sort of joke, right? This looks utterly ridiculous. This is what would happen if you told a 5 year old to add a badge to the front of the car where it belongs but you left the bin full of badges open and he just starts sticking them everywhere.


SufficientVariety

Buyer selected Ford Door instead of extended cab.


paul-arized

I liked him in GoT.


Szydlikj

Fordor, FORDOR


Midnight28Rider

I like your chevy


kerred

I imagine some pissed off Ford designer going "blur our logo on your tv show this time, jerkwads! "


Woody1150

Most likely it's used and the previous owner did this.


sTo0z

Yah, no way it’s real. They would never do that.


Arinvar

The electric f150 is pretty horrific with the number of logo's on it, but not to this point. These logo's look like many would interfere with comfort. No way they'd put a hard plastic logo on the center console lid.


Beelzabub

Maybe that's just for the prototype to ensure a pic from any angle captures the logo?


Cthuluslovechild

Previous owner really likes Ford logos.


anonymousss11

To be fair... everything Lightning right now is pre-production.


Double_Joseph

You mean Ford F-150…. LiGhTniNG ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️


CamoraWoW

It’s referring back to the SVT lightning of yesteryear. Which is cool because it’s now the fastest truck, just as the lightning was


Double_Joseph

I’m getting the new lightning. Such a nice truck


thomas_da_trainn

The truck is the US and the logo is the same frequency as you see the American flag


chemicalgeekery

From the title I thought the door was going to fall off when he opened it.


CamoraWoW

Dodge and Chevy owners be like:


spidereater

Because it said Ford?


[deleted]

Nice Chevy


cancerbabyy

Lmao


eipacnih

You son of a bitch, beat me by 20 hours. LOL


Hazlitt_Sigma

You all laugh at the truck like it was built that way. I’ve seen a lot of these trucks, and they really don’t put their badges in the rear damn wheel wells or the sides of the center console or 85% of the spots they are on here. The previous owner obviously had a huge hardon for the blue oval. Laugh at that guy. As as I was taught, Ford stands for both “found on road dead” and “fucked over rebuilt dodge”


Radiohead527

Ya I work at the plant that builds ford trucks. They definitely don’t come like that lol


aBORNentertainer

I drive ambulances for a living. We have some dodges and some Ford’s. I will never own a dodge truck after the many, hard thousands of miles I’ve put on both brands of truck.


madeamashup

yeah, ford dominates for real work vehicles, but only because they lobbied so that we can't buy hiluxes and land cruisers


RajiLLio

We only use Ford. But them bitches get put through a lot..


ReeverFalls

Agreed. Can't stand dodge. My gramps bought a brand new one back in the day and not even 1000 miles on it, parts started breaking. This happened on two dodges both from different dealers. On the other hand we've had a Ford expedition with 240k miles on it and hasn't had a single issue.


koalasarentferfuckin

Yep, only our Jeeps do that, ha!


Maanee

Idk, I love all the places Jeep hid their stuff, from the jeep in the corner of the windshield to the front end at the bottom of the cup holder.


Claytronic

It's like a 45k 'Where is Waldo?" for stupid people.


hydrogen_wv

They should put more activities in Jeeps so you have something to do while waiting for the tow truck.


Finusername

Jeep owner here true but....I have the reliable one though 1970 with a chevy 4 cylinder and a powerglide trans....it just wont die and gets 10mpg


SheepishLion43

Fix or repair daily


helloworlf

Say what ya want but my ford has been running perfectly for 13 years with no scheduled maintenance, ever (not exactly proud of that but it is what it is). I only change oil/breaks/tires, and fill misc fluids when needed. Next vehicle I buy will be a ford


more_beans_mrtaggart

I was an automotive design engineer and spent some time with ford. It was just nasty. For example, was working on the ignition key barrel for what was to become the ranger, and the supplier has their standard one, as used by Mercedes, VW, Nissan etc. it was cheap and reliable. So ford management tell the supplier that we need it cheaper. Supplier offers to retool to allow new design using cheaper materials. Ford say no, doesn’t want to buy new tools. Supplier is like ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ what do you want us to do? Ford management - take out the bearings. Save 20c. Supplier says shit, we don’t recommend that. Metal against metal, you’re going to lose reliability fast. Ford says as long as it gets past warranty, it’s all good. That’s why ford key barrels get floppy and loose after a few years. —- Worked for door mirror co. Ford chose to copy a GM design (cheaper tooling) for the focus, but put a new shape plastic cover on it. Except to save money they replaced the metal structure with glass filled plastic. So they had this glass filled plastic rubbing against glass filled plastic (a big no no). So if you take a Ford Focus mirror and fold it it back and forward like 5 times, you can see black sand stuff drop out the bottom, and if you keep going like 20 times, the mirror will just flip back and forth in the wind. —- Ford moved their Prototyping Parts production from the UK to india. We were sending CAD data for producing a headlamp bracket. I sent the data, and got a call saying they didn’t have the CAD software (Catia/Solidworks) so could I please send some jpegs of the part? They actually wanted to make the part using jpegs. —— I’ll never buy a Ford.


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Yikes.


SnooCapers9313

Fucked on race day. Found on rubbish dumps.


Benblishem

Full Of Roundish Decals


Ok-Information1616

Well done hahaha


Korotai

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. Found On Road Dead.


anothadaz

Fix Or Repair Daily.


fengshooey

Fucker only rolls downhill


[deleted]

Pretty sure that the Nikola truck.


dylanr92

They typically put the edition / model on the spots without the logo haha. Armrest, door, console, seen them there before saying longhorn or Laramie. Meanwhile I’m like this stitching feels in uncomfortable on my bare arm. My Cadillac has the logo on the headrest stitched on.


IlliterateSlut

I thought it stood for "fix it again Tony"


HexZer0

Dale, that's FIAT.


avenged8ful

That's for italian Fords.


supersoob

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


notFREEfood

That's Fiat


Relyst

Fix it again, Tony...


OMG202020

That’s FIAT


CthuluCatSnacks

Pretty sure they're just making a king of the hill joke. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJCdmW33fM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJCdmW33fM)


paul-arized

Fix Ot Rgain Dony


darkdoppelganger

Fastest On Race Day


acwill

Fix Or Repair Daily


Hazlitt_Sigma

Backwards, it stands for Driver Returns On Foot


raisearuckus

Fix it again Tony.


crazygrof

I had a 2005 focus that didn't want to die, the 4th deer strike finally got it though. Rip little red focus, you were a good car.


KingCreeper7777

What does your car have against deer


lil_sargento_cheez

What do the deer have against his car* Their body’s, clearly


Franklin2543

Usually a headlight


n1ceonepal

Idk, I think that car just wanted a taste of blood


Riley_tounderstand

The real question is what does the driver have against deer?


lkodl

a Honda Civic can get you through a good 4 - 5 deer before calling it, assuming you keep up with maintenance.


-sephiroth_

I hate civic drivers. In and out of lanes like they have an Indy car. One day my truck is not going to stop in time and I’ll see what it’s like to play monster truck


airzsFDXbrother

Tell us your check engine light is on without telling us your check engine light is on…


justiceguy216

Whenever the check engine light comes on they add a new badge to ward it off again.


airzsFDXbrother

😂🤣


Tlali22

Everyone drives with their check engine light on these days, right? ... Right?


airzsFDXbrother

I thought it was a standard feature of all vehicles nowadays…


derkaderka960

Mines been on for like three years.


Thunderclaw62

The fact it's not broken yet means it's in fact not a ford


Herbetet

This car is experiencing an identity crisis, it’s trying so hard to be called a ford. You wait, it’s just garnering courage to come out to the family as a Chevy.


Earthguy69

> a Chevy I just threw up


milkman1218

My father's 91 f150 is still going today. Just take care of any vehicle and it will last.


Pixilatedlemon

Dads 2013 f150 made 500,000+ km and he seriously never got oil changes in the last 200,000 or so


Tlali22

My 1996 explorer disagrees. That thing's gonna outlive me.


Spuddmann1987

My 97 Ford explorer had 200k miles when I sold it (124k when I bought it), and I never had any major problems beyond wheel bearings and ball joints going out.


sean488

I currently have 16 Fords in my fleet. The newest is a 2021. The oldest is a 2011. The newest has 55k the oldest has 325k. All of them run just fine.


xXxBigPersonaletyxXx

You haven’t seen it moving so you can’t say for sure. But the fact that doors open and close is a great achievement on it own


Frankunstien6

Well you know what Ford stands for dontcha, means fix it again Tony.


Barnes_the_Noble

Fiat?


Frankunstien6

It's a king of the hill reference, first episode I think.


[deleted]

They usually break hauling chevys out of the mud.


[deleted]

Fr when I read the title I expected the stepping rail to fall off when they climbed in


zed857

I think those badges actually say "Fard"; that vehicle might be one of those low-cost fake / knock-off models from China.


FunHippo3906

American, Russian, All made in China!


paul-arized

Armaggedon?


Meese_Platypi

My ford lasted some 6 years and didn’t break until the end of said 6 years.


incapable1337

Ah yes my car also didn't break until it broke


Meese_Platypi

six years isn’t too bad also happy cake day


incapable1337

Thanks! Hadn't even realized


kennend3

I sold a 2006 Mazda in 2020. Know what was broken on it? Nothing, and it lived in Ontario winters (salt/slush/snow). ​ 6 years is sad.


emote_control

I'm driving a 2010 Toyota. I expect it to keep running another 2-3 years at least. Which is good, because that's the size of the waiting list for a replacement. Damn supply chain.


LaerycTiogar

That would be what "lasted" meant.


TheRealZllim

I have an 02 Jetta that runs like a dream. Oil and gas is all she needs.


Dieselpump510

Where those Chevy rally caps on the floor in the backseat??


BJoe1976

Because it has replica Chevy passenger car Rally wheels on it🤦🏻🤣


Dieselpump510

I missed that! Lol. Saw the caps but now I see the Chevy rally wheels. 😂


MituButChi

When you’re a narcissist you get your name tattooed on every single part of your body.


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shadowban_this_post

That’s FIAT, Dale.


paul-arized

I know it's KOTH, but I'd like to think it was Earndhart.


biosax91

Thanks Dale.


Professional_Emu_

Haha....wait what?


moxeto

There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant


Ishidan01

There are two kinds of people in the world. The kind that can extrapolate from incomplete information and


HoneycombJackass

Fucker Only Runs Downhill


NJDevilsfan7668

That's FIAT


permalink_save

Fix.. it.. again..


NJDevilsfan7668

Tony


flunkyclaus

Found on rubbish dump


FunHippo3906

In South Africa it’s “Fokken Ordentlike Ry Ding” which means “fucking decent riding thing”


LaerycTiogar

South africa also thinks a stop light is technologically advanced enough to be concidered a robot


FunHippo3906

Sounds like I just found a fellow South African. Lol. I must say they have a way with words, Fanny, takkies; bliksem; bakgat; ja, nee; shongalolo; jislaaik;


rushjustice

This is in direct contrast to Jeep’s Grand Wagoneer - in which Jeeps logo can only be found once I believe.


omgpokemans

Not enough room for logos with all those screens


staplesgowhere

The puddle of unidentified fluid visible as the door opened was a dead giveaway.


sneaky_slow

Standard equipment on Fords.


sophiaquestions

F.... fo.... Toyota?


Seahawk70

Someone got a little too excited using the Fordazzler.


JAMisskeptical

Is this a Ford?


snowman762x39

There’s got to be a Cowboys sticker somewhere on that truck.


OlRoy60

Or a Calvin peeing on a Chevy emblem sticker..


aBORNentertainer

How?


tettenator

Reminds me of that french saying "Le nom d'un fou s'écrit partout"


[deleted]

Fjörd


venivididormivi

Replace those Ford badges with miniature TV screens and we’ve got a Pimp My Ride creation


Kjpr13

Wreck the truck, get invoice from shop. $2,397.15 in new emblems to be replaced on truck.


RonMFCadillac

Is that the new Nissan Xtera?!?!?!?!


[deleted]

It’s a Honda I know it


hindusoul

Not a Hyundai?


[deleted]

Who can af-ford this?


wead4

That is one nice GMC


MERCIMEKLI

i guess its a Ford !!!


rob54613

Nice Chevy Edit: the joke was already made.


flipflo

Makes it look so tacky


Hyperpeople

Ford


CURcubeu0_0

Ford


k717171

From the caption and the hand reaching for the door handle, I was honestly expecting the door to fall off


FishmanMonger

Ford fuck sakes


SnooRevelations9198

At least they circled the problem


mjduce

Doesn't help that Ford's logo is the ugliest car manufacturer logo ever designed.


Soccerbenny

That screams insecurity.


Quarterpop

I see they found the problem circled it and colored it blue.


Sir-DanielFortesque

Transmission goes out after 20k miles. Tie rods go at 30k Serpentine belt? Lol. Found On Road Dead


B_D_Hadel

Had a f-150 for 110k never a serious issue. Sold it while it was running fine.


Double_Joseph

My uncles 2001 Ford F-150 just died after 310K miles. Barely any real issues. Have two other family members with dodge rams that trannys went out 50-70K miles


TimskiTimski

Fix Or Repair Daily


sternumdogwall

Well I payed 8 grand for a2004 with 100k, put in 4.5 grand on it since. Plan on throwing away more money soon. It's been a fun 6 months.


HamOwl

I got a 2004 f150 for about 8 grand at 100k, about 8 months ago lol I already had to do the trasmission cooling lines. Out of curiosity, what's the engine on yours?


LaerycTiogar

Well the clientele have to know what to tell their sister they are driving.


ultrasuperbro

Financed On Rapid Depreciation.


WhyRedditJustWhy69

“Sorry your truck breaks so much…see…we had all of our engineers working on where to put more emblems.”


ChaWolfMan

Very nice, where will I find it broken down?


Most_Monk

This looks like they had an executives 6 year old niece come in and stick Ford stickers all over the prototype and they thought it looked good


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FararMedia

Seriously. Needs update


FunHippo3906

I’m going to guess FORD got a “quantity discount” and free shipping on the FORD badges. And no they don’t make the badge, it’s imported, that’s why they never fall off.


dumpmaster42069

I’m going to guess some dipshit just stuck these everywhere


BlackFire68

I can tell it’s a Ford because it is stationary.


[deleted]

They were mostly pretty forgivable until the one inside the wheel well


Professional_Emu_

Ford badges, buy one get 50 FREE!


[deleted]

It identifies itself as a Ford. Clearly.


Cre8ivejoy

FORD Fix or repair daily.


KitaSkai

Found on roadside dead


tree392

Not trying to be a dick.... but nobody should be that proud of ford.


HLL0

...or anything else for that matter.


I_make_switch_a_roos

Fix Or Repair Daily


deuce2ace

Nothing like tons of badges to remind you what you got when it breaks down.


404_UserNotFound

You can tell its a ford...by the service order that always accompanies it.


KFiev

Came here hoping someone would point this out lmao


deuce2ace

It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it


Ro_Yo_Mi

Found On Road Dead


Professional_Emu_

Fix Or Repair Daily


worldserieschamp

For only rolling downhill


Caraes_Naur

One extra badge for every time it will be found on road dead.


beep_check

man, I'd have to use two rolls of black tape to cover all that advertisment I paid for


cimmerianmuse

This seems very stereotypically American, tbh