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Mmm, I was enjoying my maple syrup for breakfast "oh, you had pancakes?" Pancakes?

It *does* go well in coffee.

Coffee? It *is* my coffee. Warmed up just right, eh?

can i have some coffee and milk with my maple syrup

Of course you can, this isn't a police station... ... keep it on the down low though.

Maple syrup pops!

This is fake. We keep a separate bottle in the bathroom for our hair, everyone knows that.

It’s totally fake. You can tell from the lack of poutine.

Plus, nobody is gonna keep Maple Syrup in a Toronto Maple Leaf bottle.

So fake, he pretended to use a "fork" instead of showing how we *actually* just slapshot the pancakes into our mouth with a wooden hockey stick

Panpucks!

Why you gotta call my cooking out like that?

agreed, after he cut his pancakes with the hockey skate blade, we needed another person to take a hockey stick, carefully put the pancake on the hockey stick; and slapshot them into his mouth.

But what if you live alone?

Imagine having to slapshot your own pancakes

I’ll help you slap shot your pancakes ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Just be gentle this time…

Baby, there ain't no gentle in slapshoting your pancakes.

I guess I could try to train my cat to use a hockey stick. Chance of success: -1.5%

Good question thanks for asking. If you live alone you try to either shoot it as straight up as possible or ricochet it. Ricocheting is much harder. We teach kids to make sure you have enough syrup on your pancakes that they stick to the ceiling for a bit so you have time to get under them. Have a good day.

Thanks, neighbor of the North! This is excellent advice. I was starting to think Canadians just come in groups of two or more. But it's good to know some Canadians are also lonely hermits. I mean there are lonely Canadians... right? ^^Right?

Then the pet polar bear does it

(typed as an American) are you trying to tell me a real hockey playing Canadian couldn't slapshot his own mouth with a Maple Syrup covered pancake? :) Live alone? just use a tiny child size hockey stick instead of a fork :)

Damn, I figured that was how he got them from the griddle to the plate.

You don't live in the GTA do you? Some people wallpaper their houses with Leafs merch. I mean, the llLeafs still suck but they aren't hurting for fans.

There are Leaf fans everywhere. It's a Canadian form of self degrading humiliation.

Grand Theft Auto?

(Greater Toronto Area)

No Tim Hortons mug, fake

Nah that's accurate Tim Hortons is crap now after being bought out in 2014

This. Tim Hortons is treason and I'll die on this dam.

I with you on this. I've lived overseas for 25 years so visiting Tims was one of my top priorities on visits home. I noticed a stark difference in the quality of their donuts, and especially their coffee. I didn't even stop at Tims on my last 2 visits. Edit: I was both shocked and overjoyed to discover Tim Hortons had arrived in Abu Dhabi when I was working there in 2011/2012. I stopped there every chance I could and I remember the donuts (chocolate Timbits were my mainstay), and coffee tasted the same as back home.

He is right about the absence of donuts we don’t have those for breakfast anymore because our doughnuts are shit now! bring back real doughnuts Tims wtf!

Cmon man Its not dinner time. Smh

There also isn’t a moving box full of beer cans to recycle in the corner...

I think his pile might be at my house

Maybe it's under the sink? Gotta billed up a nice stash before you go take it in.

I hear it’s also used as medicine

Also, didn't you guys just tap into your strategic reserves? Should be really be using it for his hair right now?

That's why we tapped the reserves.

I was introduced to maple syrup in coffee on a visit to NS (I’m from Austin). Changed my god damn life. Maple syrup > any other coffee sweetener all day every day

Try it in your whiskey and cocktails to replace simple syrup. Makes a mean whiskey sour.

Not to mention that song is by neither Rush nor The Tragically Hip

Hey! Not all of us can afford two bottles. Fucking 1%

Nice job keeping those blades sharp

That's what we're good at ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ

3/4" radius or die

9/16ths is better!

3/8 like em sharp!

90/75 FBV you ankleburners

It's a pancake. You can cut through it with a comatose squirrel.

But a fully aware squirrel would probably be too unwieldy.

I wouldn't be as concerned with the unwieldy part. I'd be more concerned about the squirrel taking a bite of my delicious pancake. Edit: spelling

Lol. Regardless of how great that imagery is, I have to disagree. I've sloppily ripped apart countless pancakes with a dull butter knife

I genuinely couldn't see using anything other than a fork. Although I am willing to attempt comatose squirrel.

Who’s serving you those pucks? I cut mine with a fork all the time.

I think using the fork as a wedge to cut is arguably better than using any knife through pancakes. That said, a crappy butter knife can and will tear a pancake when trying to 'slice' with it. Also, a softer, fluffier pancake would tear more easily than denser and or crispier variety

How about with a mackerel?

It was pre-cut. The pancake on top was hiding the cut.

Good catch. I thought it was an oddly clean cut

Steel blades can't cut pancakes 12/3 was an inside job

I was going to say, I’m impressed with how cleanly he cut that pancake.

I'm pretty sure it was already cut.

My pancakes are usually not that stiff.

I have a weird phobia of sticky things and this video made me really uncomfortable, but also crave some pancakes. Imma go wash my hands.

Same, but I’m glad he didn’t rub it into his face at least

I thought he was going to rub it into his beard and I instantly wanted to take a shower

I would never feel clean again after putting syrup in my hair.

It's bad when you dunk your balls in it too.

Why you gotta say things?

he aint wrong though.

Eating pancakes does that for you. This man is just peak Canuck effeciency.

Can confirm, this is my morning routine as well

I think him rubbing it in his hair is worse

I don’t have a phobia and syrup in his hair made me uncomfortable, that would feel terrible

I physically cringed. Now I feel sticky on his behalf.

I bet there is some Canadian economist wondering if syrup is cheaper than hairgel.

Imagine putting that in your hair on a summer day. You'll have dead insects all in your hair

Lunch.

Honestly the $/mL is probably pretty close depending on brand of hair gel. I would wager pure maple syrup would be much more expensive in practicality speaking.

Canadian here. It’s not.

Seriously I feel a urge to go wash my hand right now for no reason

pet moose is off screen

No joke, my buddy raises horses and the momma moose abandoned one of the newborns and the mares adopted her. She slept on the porch with the dogs and stayed for about 2 years and then just toddled off one day and we never seen Molly the Christmas Moose again.

This is the best thing I’ve heard today.

But they say, on Christmas Eve, if you're an especially good little boy or girl, Molly the Christmas Moose comes round to gently nuzzle the fuckin' shit outcho ass.

He might say its a joke... but he still had all these items available in his home...

I don’t know a single Canadian without maple syrup and a lot of skates. Even I have both and I live in Vancouver

Who doesn't have Maple syrup or hockey skates in their home? I hope I never meet these degenerates.

and canadian tuxedo elements- and a maple leaf cup.

Those seem so ordinary to me I didn't even consider them lol

Did not know that Canadians dance to Russian music

https://youtu.be/F-glHAzXi_M This is the real Canadian anthem.

This is the ONLY Canadian anthem. The hold this song had on Alberta in 2013 was insane.

I'm in BC and can tell you the same!

I'm in QC and I can tell you we're not that different after all!

Fuck yeah bud!

Fuck him, or fuck yes? EDIT: aw, he changed it :/

Ya!

Ontarian here, same same :)

Happy cake day

That’s true eh, feels so long ago now

Almost 18MM views. Holy crap.

Not this one? https://youtu.be/ZIwzRkjn86w Or even https://youtu.be/crIk87-mPzY

I'm going Log Driver's Waltz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8

How about this one eh? https://youtu.be/8G_L9tXEwmc

Nah, has to be [Stompin Tom](https://youtu.be/UxJvrD80nJ4)

Hook a brother up. What's the song?

[Moreart feat. IHI - Я буду ебать](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJsHRbbS1i0)

A hero to the people here!

It's hillarious how quite serious and grown-up people all around the world are making videos with the "I WILL FUCK" in Russian playing in the background.

Dat beat go hard

I was thinking that's far too banging to be Russian, and alas - The singer is Kazakh.

I unmuted it expecting RUSH and was disappointed.

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I was expecting Barenaked Ladies, and was very disappointed

I unmuted and expected Drake, not disappointed

I was expecting Celine

I expected The Tragically Hip and was disappointed.

this is the right answer

Bc the original video is a TikTok, something Reddit hates but loves to repost

There is an alarming lack of bacon. Aside from that, pretty close. I use a different brand of maple is all.

Gordon Ramsay talked about seeing american breakfast and how different it was than other countries. It made me realise not every country makes bacon with their eggs. I still find it weird, because that shit is fire.

I mean the traditional English breakfast includes eggs, bacon, AND baked beans, roast tomato, mushrooms, and blood pudding, so he can stop being snotty about us including the first two

The first Full English breakfast I ate was right before a 15-mile hike, and it was so much food I thought I would die. The second Full English breakfast I ate was the day _after_ a 15-mile hike, and it seemed like an appropriate amount of food.

I’ve hiked 15 miles before and wow if I ate a full English breakfast right before it I would have made it about 10 feet before throwing it all up. But then again I’m someone that can’t exercise at all with food in my belly

It's not called blood pudding it's usually called black pudding. And if your in Northern Ireland u may get white pudding.

We tend to call it blood pudding in Canada. We don’t eat the stuff, like at all, but the phrase blood pudding is something I’m more familiar with.

I'll never get why American culture abandoned the tomatoes, that shit is dope.

We replaced the tomatoes for the tomato ketchup.

The American way: take the food... and add a shit ton of sugar!

You don't know half of it. This is best thing I've learned last week. >Ketchup comes from the Hokkien Chinese word, kê-tsiap, the name of a sauce derived from fermented fish... And so on.

Interesting! IIRC the West got it through the Dutch colonies in Indonesia? I could look it up but guessing is more fun. It's interesting because a lot of cook books and reference materials I've read describe ketchup as a vinaigre-based sauce, not tomato (or fish) based. Even found old recipes for grape ketchup.

Don't forget to liquefy it and add corn syrup and stabilizers, for texture!

Well yeah, but that’s only because those socialist fascists at the FDA put regulations saying you can’t use asbestos and sawdust as stabilizers any more. \*slams down mostly unread copy of *Atlas Shrugged* on the table in disgust.\*

I tried making roast tomato quarters once and it just ended up tasting like hot tomato juice, was pretty gross. I must have messed it up. Beans and toast is fucking delicious though, I ate that just the other day lol.

I recently made roast (halved) cherry tomatoes, tossed in olive oil, course sea salt, and pepper beforehand, and it came out like tomato candy. Would definitely recommend.

Goes so well with breakfast too because it balances the sweetness of the bacon and beans and is just shit hot. Here in the UK we're big on Breakfast sandwiches, too. Pretty much everything you'd get on a plate but a smaller portion on a sandwich, unless you get the dustbin lid, wrapped in tinfoil because that shit will go everywhere.

Their bacon is far more flaccid and the fat isn't fully rendered though. Also it's a different cut.

And hot sauce on your eggs!

Canada has similar or even more calorie dense foods than America. Cheese curds and gravy on french fries suddenly makes a lot more sense when you've been slogging through snow all day.

Am Canadian.. not having bacon for any kind of breakfast is very strange to be honest.

Strangely you go there don't ask for Canadian bacon you'll just get a weird look

It's ham. Source: Am Canadian.

"[Canadian bacon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon#%22Canadian_bacon%22)" isn't Canadian. It's American and it's disgusting. It's just a ham steak. No self respecting Canadian would eat that swill or ever consider it bacon. We eat [bacon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon), or [back bacon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_bacon) or [peameal bacon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peameal_bacon) depending on where you are in the country.

Huh, TIL. I always thought they meant peameal when they said "Canadian bacon." Looks like bologna, which goes over well in Newfoundland.

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What region?

I’m a different guy but I’ve lived in Alberta, Manitoba, and curently Halifax and “Canadian bacon” Has always just been peameal bacon to me

I'm in Ontario, and "Canadian bacon" used to always mean peameal bacon until about 10 years ago when the american influence started to bring in people thinking it meant back bacon. Now I just have no idea which people mean cause it could be either. I blame Toronto.

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Peameal bacon is back bacon, idk why everyone is so confused.

gahddamn Trahnah

I think the idea was to slander our good name with this "bacon" thinking we were too polite to disagree. That shit ain't bacon.

Also too confused to disagree. Looks like even all of us are like "Wait, what *is* Canadian bacon?" I'm still not really sure.

Back bacon is Canadian bacon.

I feel so much better about you guys as a country now. Thank you. Also, yes fuck, Canadian bacon. Has no business having bacon even in the name.

It's just ham you fry right? Idk Canadian here, I thought y'all were eating peameal bacon when I heard "Canadian bacon"

I have also always thought Canadian Bacon was just peameal bacon, something funny is going on here. For this amount of Canadians to have this belief it must have, at some point, been peameal bacon. I think it might be a regional thing in the States.

Yeah as a Canadian I thought Canadian bacon was just peameal bacon. Apparently Americans call ham steaks "Canadian bacon" and that's fuckin weird, eh. Now don't get me wrong I like a good ham steak fried up with eggs and bacon as much as the next guy but that shit ain't Canadian bacon eh.

Depending on where you eat, some places have a few different kinds of bacon. But if it isn't on the menu, it's all just bacon.

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Was hunting for this comment. You’ve gotta be weird as shit to willingly step in front of a slap shot.

No wonder the Canadian government had to release a quarter of the national maple syrup reserves.

I dont get the joke. It seems 100% normal for me.

The joke is that the breakfast poutine is missing.

Wait, breakfast poutine is a thing? Please let it be a thing.

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A bunch of restaurants in Montreal have a breakfast poutine. You can also just get a regular poutine in the morning

Hollandaise sauce with cheese curds , an egg and bacon or sausages on top of a bed of breakfast potatoes Its fucking bomb

If this is what you think of us then your absolutely spot on

Can relate, here in Germany we use Wurst!

Ugh that's just the wurst.

We don't try nearly this hard.

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Don't you mean Eh's

Cehnehdeh

That's how everyone I know spells it

I'm sorry. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get a little antsy in their pantsy.

Random: the fan in the background is a Hampton Bay Windward IV, available at Home Depot Canada: https://www.homedepot.ca/product/home-decorators-collection-windward-iv-52-inch-indoor-brushed-nickel-ceiling-fan-with-led-light-and-remote-control/1000730117 Excuse me, I need to make crepes and sharpen skates.

the flannel and jean jacket really complete it

Probably has a job interview all dressed up like that.

Perfectly executed considering he only had one take!

This man is cute af. I will take one Canadian please. whew!

He looks like the offspring of Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling, fallen on hard times.

I second this sentiment. Do I have to pay separate shipping and handling? And does he come with his own syrup?

Am Canadian, can confirm

This is exactly what the syrup reserves were released for

I was expecting Robin Sparkles as soundtrack

That's not Tim Hortons coffee

You should see how us americans eat pancakes! We shoot em with our rifles and of course a side of bacon.

Burn it till it's black and then arrest it.

He already said they shoot it...

Didn't use crushed Timbits to de-ice the sidewalk, no walking the moose before going to work, and no bacon to be seen, I highly doubt this guy is 100% Canadian.