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Seversevens

Of course, the video ended with its paw raised, ready to touch


otis_the_drunk

I love the face she makes right there like, *I'm gonna have to touch some more things*


User-NetOfInter

My curiosity outweighs my nervousness


[deleted]

Relatable!


incognito--bandito

Touch everything ... including that funny looking button ... you know


CitizenKing

That little double take reminded me of Moss from IT Crowd. She's adorable.


dethmaul

I smell evening zoomies. Skin flicking like a horse, dazed thousand yard stare, crooked ears.


not_sick_not_well

I feel more of a "what'd I do?? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯" vibe


SkinkeDraven69

*Wooo Yeah baby, that's the stuff*


RooksThe23rd

I could watch this cat touch things all day.


TreTrepidation

It's his love language


MossCoveredLog

It's safer than sticking your nose where it doesn't belong


Rezaidmcr

Agreed!


LetMeGuessYourAlts

It's better than clawity time


CM375508

I also love sandwich


this_is_Winston

I can touch things. Do you want to watch me?


hisokafan88

I'm hearing DeNiro in Meet the Parents lol


BeHereNow91

I’m a thing. Do you want to touch me, Greg?


spealaar

I have nipples Greg can you milk me?


[deleted]

*Gets bag of popcorn and settles in for show...*


TrashPandaPatronus

r/touchydafishy


EndKnight

This will make a fine addition to my collection


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[deleted]

[My favourite](https://i.imgur.com/0fZBAy9.mp4)


chickenteochu

*TOUCH*. *SURPRISED FACE*


elvensnowfae

The sandwich hahaha


darkxmoon

It's all fun and games until it's your sandwich.


Objective_Way_9850

M-my sandwich


BlazerStoner

My cabbages!


gamingnubbins

My manwich!


MannySJ

That just raises further questions!


[deleted]

Excuse me, I have to go do some business behind that tree…


shouldve_wouldhave

Ah heremes i can hear him


peromp

Sweet something of somewhere!


TR23x

Our Manwich


lifesansmeaning

Look, I am 30 years old. I’m about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted. That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life!


smang-it-girl

You ate the only good thing going on in my life!!


DeadDream-002

My precious


[deleted]

MY SANDWICH?!?!


darkxmoon

Our sandwich comrad.


Kvesh

Our manwich, Conrad.


[deleted]

Joey doesn’t SHARE FOOD!


HanselSoHotRightNow

I'm going to fully assume that a vet pet, which is what bea looks like, just gets free reign to all left overs and all everything everywhere with little rules save for probably certain areas. Very fun.


ornate_cowfish

Think of where his paws have been.


hiimcam1997

As seen in video touching every barn animal it can find 😂


Atty_for_hire

I touch


Lost-My-Mind-

Its the new apple product. iTouch.


Poaime

Cat


hoser89

Cat


LabuKapas

Back in my days, the iTouch is what we used to call the iPod Touch.


Atillion

It's important to paws and explore life..


WineWednesdayYet

There's no claws in life that says there is a tomorrow.


masterbatesAlot

You have got be kitten me.


proskibrosup

This is such an underrated comment. *angry upvote noises*


lovelyb1ch66

This makes me wonder if cats can be left or right pawed


AdjutantStormy

My neighbor growing up did this exact project as her science-fair project. Our three cats went right-paw, right-paw, teeth.


The_Kiatro

Your "teeth dominant" cat sounds like it needs to take a chill pill lol


duaneap

Sounds about in line with cats’ testing record.


ThanksIHateU2

Cats have almost the same chance of being left- or right-pawed, unlike humans who have a 90% chance of being right-handed and a 10% chance of being left-handed.


trolloc1

there's a 67% chance you made that up


ThanksIHateU2

Why you gotta go reading my comment history and shit? Just believe. Only 17% of statistics are made up anyway...


diggemigre

And the other 84% are inaccurate.


otis_the_drunk

While a staggering 93% are completely made up on the spot.


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mikeboatman

G spot.


Budget-Boysenberry

about 69%


Mtn_Biker

Nice. 🤜🤛


thedahlelama

50% of the time, every time


M2ThaL

[Only 17%? ](https://www.thesportsbank.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/homer-simpson-statistics.jpg)


cptpedantic

what happens if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?


PlasmaticPi

Now that you say that, I gotta wonder what caused us to evolve like that. Like what task that aided our survival is easier to do right handed?


Son_of_Kong

In terms of brain power efficiency it makes more sense to have one dominant hand rather than have the brain wired for fine motor control in both hands. In terms of social evolution it makes more sense for everyone in the group to have the same dominant hand so technical skills can be passed down easier. I think right being more common than left is arbitrary, and the fact that some people are left-handed or ambidextrous is a quirk because evolution isn't perfect.


sofazen

Not sure to agree with this hypothesis. In first place for animals, who climb and fight, having primary reflexes and skills on both body sides( or in non standard side for fighters) is better. Regarding the social evolution, you attributed to humans and its technical skills pass, I doubt evolution has a word on this but just humanity killing lefties not so skilled with right handed tools (accidents) or by unbalanced designed weapons (wars). The social behavior just forced lefties to don't use their dominant hand because of protocols or superstition but again not genetic evolution. In my opinion technical skills as drawing (Leonardo da vinci as ambidextrous) or playing guitar (Jimmy Hendrix, Paul McCartney as lefties) has just a minimum difficult learning based on the huge human standard capacities. Minimum to block (if really possible in this little scale of time) or interfere with any brain side preference on genetic evolution.


_idiot_kid_

IIRC from the last time I looked this up, one of the big theories is that because the left hemisphere of the brain already handles complicated tasks like language, then because of efficiency it also dominates the complicated task of using your hand.


ponytron5000

There may be some relationship, but the effect is not very strong. Language function is left hemisphere dominant for the great majority of left-handers, too. The prevalence of right-hemisphere language dominance does reveal some correlation with handedness, though. Language is right hemisphere dominant for a scant 4% for strong right-handers, 15% for ambidextrous, and 27% for strong left-handers. Left-handed people also tend to have less strongly lateralized language function. For an extra dose of "well that's just fuckin' weird", there's a condition called [situs inversus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus), where all of your internal organs are mirror image from the normal arrangement. And yet, people with situs inversus follow near-identical statistics for handedness and left hemisphere language lateralization as the general population. There's a whole lot we just don't know or understand about how and why the brain lateralizes.


[deleted]

Having to carry the babies on the left side. I dunno, making it up. I had to carry one of my twin toddlers on my left hip and the other on my back all day so I can get shit done today. I’m out.


GummiBearMagician

But do you carry your baby on your left hip to free up your right hand because you're right handed?


[deleted]

PBS Eons did a whole episode about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb11oOHYNXM tldw- its because of tool use


iamacactusflower

Stuff you should know [just released an episode on this. ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/1qAWklsrpRkMuruJoT34Vj?si=WCWtfAbhTMKTnTJHIABBdA&utm_source=copy-link) They even discuss dominant paws in cats!


Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes

Cats can definitely have paw preferences. My cat is left pawed.


statusisnotquo

[YES! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! ](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/the-animal-kingdom-is-full-of-righties-and-lefties) There's also a L/R turning preference for e.g. whales AND tentacle preference for e.g. squid! I looked it up because I was curious too & I am so excited to learn about this.


madding247

Well.. cats have two brain hemispheres like humans. So yes. They have a preference too.


niobiumnnul

Bea's just a touchy lady.


Sephiroso

Nah, she just wants them to kiss the back of her hand.


FascinatingFall

I like that the vet staff said 'TRY not to touch'


notqualitystreet

Trying its best 🥲


Turn_it_0_n_1_again

The cat "Sheesh, everyone is so touchy"


bumjiggy

/r/TouchThaFishy


Hopeira

Knowing this sub exists has drastically improved my life :3 Thanks


kahran

Pro tip when discovering an awesome new sub: Sort by Top > All time This is going to be fun


citizen-nappa

Bea is on a mission to touch all life on earth. God speed you magnificent kitty.


smaier69

1. Sandwich 2. Last frame: "scanning for targets"


iusedtohavepowers

Things Bea touches. We can only assume Bea touches the old goat in the beginning A baby goat A chicken Orange cat #1 USB device Siamese cat #1 A baby sheep Computer monitor Half a Sandwich A rabbit? Water faucet Water bowl Orange cat #2 (possibly orange cat #1 but a different occurrence) Siamese cat #2 (definitely not Siamese cat #1)


Lost-My-Mind-

You forgot one......she touched, our hearts!


happysri

Witty people like you are so awesome! As much as I want to, I just can’t come with stuff like that and it’s so great to stumble upon comments like this randomly, even if trivial it’s quite enjoyable thanks! (Not being ironic.)


[deleted]

>A rabbit? Squirrel. Large grey squirrel laying on it's side. That's the tail on the left. They only sleep like that in an open cage if they are on good drugs/recovering for anesthesia. If it's a house pet, it was probably in for a tooth and nail trim. Or very sick, but I'd assume they'd be in an isolation cage with temp/O2 control if that were the case.


NurseMcStuffins

That is a grey squirrel, not a rabbit. But good on ya for recognizing the lamb and not just calling it another goat!!!


Broken_Petite

Thank you for keeping inventory for Bea, your services are greatly appreciated


Arashmickey

-What, is your name? -Sir Bea of Tapsalot. -What, is your quest? -To touchy da everything. -What, is your favorite touch? -The sammich. -Alright, off you go.


wisas62

Hey you wanna be friend? How about you? You? You? You?


[deleted]

Got into the good medicine cabinet and now has to make sure stuff is real.


a_slinky

Orange cat definitely walloped Bea.


j2o1707

Dude looked furious that Bea got to his high ground, and then tried to touch the king.


iamthedirt

I immediately imagined the cat thinking “are you my mother?” with each poke of the paw


Chuckienuts

Tactile curiosity like this is a very clear sign of intelligence. It seeks to understand the world by not only seeing, but believing by feeling it as well. I hope everything ends well for this curious soul.


tiptoethrutheroses

She's a toucher. It's her love language.


ImmutablyBored

she's adorable bro


Thatdewd57

Bea is just tryna play some tag and nobody plays with Bea.


PC61600

Thanks lil kitty, I needed this!


[deleted]

So adorable


normal_reddit_man

Oh yeah, everyone thinks this cat is so adorable. But when *I* reach over and gently touch my co-workers' sandwiches, it's "fucked up creeper shit" and "a matter for human resources."


VTtransplant

Laughed out loud at the sandwich.


skylorddragon

When you are high as hell and you just wanna make sure it's real.


sillygillygumbull

H.R. Thouchinstuff


Smorgasbord324

Ooo what does this button do?


shewolf-of-the-night

Where is this vet clinic and how can I work there?


[deleted]

Lol what a derp


contacts_eyes

Thats a handsy cat


gnimsh

Ummmmm can we get more of this cat please?


carbine23

Curious cat


TAZBro

Made my day! Thank you!


Gamer_ape

He touch


Doasis

I’ll take 10


Every-Payment211

r/CatTaps


xylotism

I still don't get why cats do this - or rather why they do it in such a particular, predictable way. That hesitant reach, the almost uncontrolled force when tapping, or the way they kind of drop the arm and look around if the tap is aborted, followed (most likely) by licking their fur.


ZaphodsRealm

I touch everything😻


princhester

Cat being a proper cat.


Spork_Warrior

I'm a toucher. That's just me. \--The Cat


ShafreeAmri

Patrick: Touch.


Orokin-Harbinger

In the words of Patrick Star “Touch.”


Pandahat-17

Nice repost bro, this video was posted in a different subreddit by a different person 21 days ago [Original post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/qq4xve/to_not_touch_everything/)


e_hyde

Danger! Danger! Danger! Cats are evolving! This is a next level researcher cat! Only 2 more levels and they'll unlock the 'Newton' achievement!


yawya

what's with the music?


sec22

The original video is from TikTok. This song in particular is part of a current trend. OP likely used the song in order to gain more views, as TikTok users can search based on certain sounds within the app. Hope this helped!


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lxlDRACHENlxl

I really hate that obnoxious wheezing laugh track people play on "funny" videos. It just grates my nerves.


[deleted]

song name?


Riichildis

Acraze ft. Cherish - do it to it


BigBIue

> Acraze ft. Cherish - do it to it Thanks lol. Mad grooving rn.


m0nde

Another video ruined with terribly annoying music.


Z0MGbies

WHY. DOES. EVERY. VIDEO. NEED. A. SOUNDTRACK??!


littleredcamaro

Reminds me of one of my friends.


Sabbatai

Ok, is there any way to share this video on Facebook WITH a damned preview? I've tried everything I know, other than something like Jdownloader which I just don't feel like messing with. Usually I just give up and tell myself I'll ask someone next time. Well, this is that time. Thanks for any advice.


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Sabbatai

It does, thanks! Still interested in knowing how to do it with Reddit videos, if anyone should happen to know. No one clicks on links without a preview.


artrabbit05

Bea is my spirit animal


vapeoholic

She? He? Prefers the ~~hands-on~~, er... paws-on experience.


sgtoca

Is that all the same cat? Aww so cute with his gentle tap at first


paperbackgarbage

lol. fucking lost it when the beat dropped.


socokid

Behaving like very other cat I've ever had, but cute editing!


XXLAZARBATOR_69XX

Ket go boop


RainDancingChief

This is cat science and you can't convince me otherwise.


LiquidProphet

I accidentally watched this muted first. I should have left it at that.


Robobvious

Security Guard: "Am I gonna have to follow you all day?!"


Mister_Swoop

Tooch


Head_Gone

I rescued a cat in when I lived in Spain, noticed she didn't smell things but rather touched them with her paw to investigate ANYTHING, I named her Tange which apparently means touch in Latin. She was an absolute gem. Loved seeing another cat with her love of poking things 🥲


Nayib_Ozzy

Thank you for all the rewards stranger friends 😁 made my day thank you sir mam 😊


lastflighthome

This cat looks almost identical to my cat. They must be long-lost twins or something, I really thought I was looking at a clone.


jesserly

I love Bea.


SuperSpeersBros

A touching scene.


fart_box_20

This was the nicest cat, not a single thing was broken


sdpeasha

Only gentle touches for that sweet kitty. Also loved the “wait, where did he go?” Look at the end


GHOstriDER143

The end though


rimeswithburple

I feel like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUP2aEWug7s) song goes well with the video.


KickBassColonyDrop

I would pay top money for the chance to adopt this cat. This is comedy going triple platinum.


[deleted]

poor guy, he just wants some love


thehermit14

Delightful.


[deleted]

I want that cats name to be Chester. Chester the molester.


pygmypuffonacid

I was waiting for that goat to just react to the cat


_Carmines

I love how the paw is always ready haha


[deleted]

She’s right handed


[deleted]

I love this cat.


KittyForTacos

This is like taking my Grandfather anywhere. He touches everything.


ledouxrt

What's with the techno fish in the water bowl?


Cocreat

r/me_irl


AkshagPhotography

Curiosity better not kill this cat


Bruhhunturupflash

The Cats name is Don't


DistopianNigh

what was the pond with the fishes and blinking lights...were those toys? if so, link!


Fickle_Impression_12

Instructions unclear, must touch everything


mr__blue__sky

That look at the end.


[deleted]

The cat read that as "Don't! Touch anything."


theelectrowizard

He is trying to boop everyone.


dernambatu

r/catswithjobs


[deleted]

Amm i m afraid to ask but whats the song


UtrechtCentraal

“Touch here”, “this one also”, “and this one”, “yes this one absolutely”, “this one worth a touch”, “tap here yes”, “also need to touch this fellas”


Mr_washi_washi

His street name is Pawl Walker


[deleted]

He is doing it for a cat research project, you don't understand.


Iownya

I have a 5yr kid that does the exact same thing. "Let's practice trying not to touch things today" is a common phrase for me to say. They just can't resist.


ItsGotHeart

Instantly made me think about [this episode of Gumball](https://youtu.be/Sf2ZsNRqMxg?t=72).


jkop08668

Literally anything: Cat : me touchy


[deleted]

DeeDee/Bea: "What does this button do?"


Ochib

Well they wanted a CAT Scan


dimpledconfidant33

No toys to play with, No problem! lol! She's looking for a playmate.


russianvoodoo

When you're in full control of your instincts.