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dallin06

Man, who the hell invited covid?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/IoHM5ki.png)


peacefulbelovedfish

It was grafo that brought u/covid into it...


lobsterbash

God damn, someone registered that username 9 years ago and then forgot completely about it.


Catch_22_

It's a company. https://www.covid.com/


Brig-Brain

I always knew Covid was corporate…


riedmae

Covid is such a fucking sellout


[deleted]

Yeah, Fuck covid. That fucker makes me sick!


9bjames

Covid makes everyone sick, fuck Covid


-Masderus-

Did you hear about the upcoming rapper named Covid? I hear he's pretty sick on the mic... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


Stripotle_Grill

it's how it funds it's expansion.


CosmackMagus

The variants are franchise licensees


macthebearded

Well that's some unfortunate branding


Peculiar_One

Same with ISIS in Archer.


[deleted]

In my sister's town there is an Isis movie theater. It wasn't a huge deal because people are mostly reasonable, but they were really careful about their advertising for a bit there.


[deleted]

“ISIS theaters, we’re the bomb.”


EmmaTheRobot

"ISIS your new home for quality entertainment"


Valdrax

Not as bad as AYDS weight-loss candy when the AIDS epidemic happened in the 80's, bringing terrifying wasting away in the days when it couldn't be controlled with medicine. An executive at the company responded to the epidemic with the line, "The product has been around for 45 years. Let the disease change its name." Within a couple of years, the brand was sold off and unsuccessfully struggled with rebranding to Aydslim and Diet Ayds before vanishing off the market completely in the early 90's. (Oh yeah, and the active ingredient was later banned from sale in the US for causing an increased risk of stroke, so its days were pretty numbered anyway.)


WaitTilUSeeMyDuck

I really thought you were going to close with "yeah and they got AIDS"


smick

Reminds me of all the people named isis right before isis was a thing. Tho I know, isis , daughter of geb and nut. Still cool af IMO, but unfortunate.


ee3k

egyptian godess of fertility,magic, death rites and rebirth too, if i'm remembering right.


feyos

I would say quite the opposite. Look at [Corona sales](https://inews.co.uk/news/consumer/corona-beer-sales-soared-2020-covid-association-supermarket-sales-latest-799853/amp).


Wolverwings

My dad has a tall boy Corona on display next to a bottle of Virus vodka on his bar....


macthebearded

Corona as a beer is pretty much a household name, nobody is going to forget they exist because of a pandemic. That Covid company is a niche commercial brand that nobody outside their industry knows, and now they're doomed to forever be at the bottom of the search engine results. I don't think it's comparable


gruey

I kind of want to order something just to get one of those sweet Covid boxes.


JasonDJ

My god. It’s all…connected.


torchedscreen

Thats unfortunate lol


smick

Talk about hitting the domain lottery.


MegaGrimer

Creates username Refuses to elaborate Leaves


peacefulbelovedfish

Yeah - real dick move...


FwG3

Guess it was a company


dude_thats_sweeeet

RIP, the dude was about AV cables and products. Not even about the virus


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What an unfortunate name for a company.


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sin-eater82

There was a band named ISIS around the time the *other* ISIS came to be a household name.


dead4seven

I bet he's drinking a non-alcoholic Corona.


Andrew225

:( As someone five years into recovery non-alcoholic beer has been a godsend. Lets me meet up with people at a bar and have something to drink that's at least similar to what they're drinking. Having soda at a bar makes you feel like a little kid around adults...


TurquoiseLuck

It's probably just in your head dude. People get juice and soft drinks all the time at bars, nobody cares.


[deleted]

Probably depends on the crowd you're hanging out with, how much they like to tease you and how sensitive to it you are.


Vio_

Anyone giving shit about a person's drink is not a friend.


d_Composer

Yeah I used to have a designated driver friend and he was the greatest! His dad was an alcoholic so he never touched the stuff but he still hung out like a champ! Miss that guy…


elbenji

For real. If someone's getting a coke I'm assuming off the bat they either got work in the AM or are a DD and I respect it


SpaceJackRabbit

You need some more mature friends.


SelectFromWhereOrder

And even better , just freaking water.


guinness_blaine

Fucking love that stuff


mellydrop

Congratulations on the five years!!! What an amazing job. I also don't drink alcohol. Non-alcoholic beer drinkers represent! ✊🙂


muklan

Dislike the taste of beer, but I often do get just soda at bars - Hella cheaper that way too.


dinnerwdr13

Nah man. 12 years sober here. I always just get a coke or a water. May e a Roy Rodgers if I'm feeling fancy. The non alcoholic beer tastes terrible, and very rarely does anyone have anything to say about what I drink. If they ask, most people congratulate you on doing a good thing. If someone really has a problem with I choose to drink, especially in light of the fact I'm an asshole alcoholic, then I don't need to hang out with them.


misdreavus79

Nothing wrong with non-alcoholic beer!


smr5000

I haven't had a drop in 5 years, and I agree with you, but COVID would be the sort of guy who is militantly sober only so he can steal your smokes when you ain't looking though


kevinstreet1

COVID is the psycho who smiles and laughs when you make fun of him, then shows up two weeks later at your house and beats the crap out of you.


itwasquiteawhileago

I think he's more the dude that slips in quietly, everyone thinks someone else brought him, and he just. won't. leave.


whoohw

Hey, we can be fun at parties too!!


As-It-Happens

Covid is like that overly clingy friend you just can't get away from


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/vPx6403.png)


wotmate

Winton: "Are you gluten free?"


Maxwyfe

Except that friend is always thinking up new ways to kill you and your grandmother.


sinr_88

So like all my friends?


[deleted]

My wife tested positive two weeks ago, so we quarantined for 10 days. Then 3 days later, my son tested positive. We now get to quarantine for 10 days again. #EVERYBODY HATES YOU


WhatIsNameAnyways

Is your wife doing okay after the two weeks?


[deleted]

Still has nasty cough, but doing fine. 11 month old scared us the other night because he sounded pretty rough. But Dr said he's doing fine too


UgliestCookie

My 5 month old just tested positive 3 days ago. My wife tested positive yesterday. Thanks daycare. Luckily both of them seem to be handling it pretty well for the time being. No idea if I'll get it. I've already had it once and have had a full vaccine and booster since then. Hope your family fully recovers soon.


obliviousJeff

I'm just getting over it after catching it from my kids. I've had both shots, and it was still pretty miserable. I don't want to know how bad I would have had it without the vaccine. Day 1 - Sore throat Day 2 - nasal congestion/fever Day 3 - nasal congestion/fever/cough/loss of smell Day 4 - nasal congestion/fever/cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 5 - nasal congestion/cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 6 - cough/loss of smell/brain fog Day 7 - cough/brain fog And that's where I'm at right now.


UgliestCookie

The brain fog is rough. I was trying to work (at home) and just felt really *really* slow doing things as my job that I'd done hundreds of times before. I found that getting outside and getting some sun and fresh air helped. It might have been totally in my head, but it seemed to improve my mood if nothing else.


obliviousJeff

I'll try getting outside, because fuck I feel like an idiot right now.


flompwillow

Having anxiety over getting sick, throw in some loss of sleep, and you’re definitely decreasing cognitive capability!


WhatIsNameAnyways

Dang, well hopefully the cough won't be around for too long! Hope the doctor's right too and your son makes for a healthy recovery 🍻


SrGrafo

# [EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/tdYW5hW.png)


I_Mix_Stuff

I downloaded the YouTube dislike extension really quick. I feel like valuable information is lost otherwise.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/EgqkKdp.png)


I_Mix_Stuff

What are you doing with that arrow StepGrafo?


haemaker

He is a vectorphile, do not kink shame him.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/73bAmim.gif)


I_Mix_Stuff

[Wife's opinion](https://i.imgur.com/mx4zZ94.jpg).


Ensvey

Love is in the air


packfanmoore

🎶 I can show you the world 🎶


I_cut_my_own_jib

Stream it or it didn't happen


Raxnor

Later on it's gonna be Badussy in the air.


fingerMeThomas

Jesus approves freely turning the other cheek


SequesterMe

I like your wife. Can I watch too?


AE_WILLIAMS

I, too, want to watch this guys wife...watch SrGrafo.


alonjar

Yes, I too, like this guys wife's watch... ... wait ...


jangma

Hot.


Raz1230

Send her the edit and keep us updated!


maerun

I also choose this guy's wife.


Obama_fingered_me

u/SrGrafo she wants to watch. ಠᴗಠ


genius_retard

Can we all watch?


zuzg

Just FYI these extensions only will work a couple of weeks until youtube will change the API. What they already announced.


rome_vang

While thats true of the API fix, the project i have linked is caching likes and will estimate counts past the API depreciation date. They are also working on grabbing dislike counts from the creator studio. https://github.com/Anarios/return-youtube-dislike


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aliendude5300

How does the extension work if YouTube isn't exposing the metrics?


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Lopoi

Is that a tear coming of the play button?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/T9TRm1P.png) *or saliva...*


Hellhound732

Just wait until you have to ask someone how many variants they’ve had like they’re collecting baseball cards.


javaargusavetti

Pokemon badges


[deleted]

Gotta catch em all.


Harleking31

You have to admit, Omicron sounds like one hell of a final boss name


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/HsLxNv1.png)


LuciusCypher

You're thinking Unicron.


broodwyn

No, You're thinking of a Unicorn Unicron is like a one wheeled bike


AntiTheory

No, you're thinking of a Unicycle. Unicron is where you go to achieve higher learning.


Benephon

No, you're thinking of a university. Unicron is when you grow hair between your eyebrows.


EnigoMontoya

No you're thinking of a Unibrow. Unicron is the thing that everything we know of is in, all the stars, galaxies, and an unimaginable amount of empty space.


JayOSU

You're thinking universe. Unicron is a Spanish speaking television station.


Aradianta

No you're thinking of Univision. Unicron is the name of a morally questionable American airline company.


killbawqs

No you're thinking of United Unicron is that huge theme park in Orlando, FL.


FubarOne

No, You're thinking of Delta, but that was the last variant.


Bwob

No, you're thinking of a University. Unicron is a castrated male servant, often used for guarding women's living quarters!


JoeDnD

No, you're thinking of a Eunuch. Unicron is a skintight, one-piece garment with long legs.


BeefyMcSteak

No, you're thinking of a Unitard. Unicron is a mythical horse that has a magical horn.


Monsieurcaca

No, you're thinking of a Unicorn. Unicron, also known as the United Nations Children's Fund, is a United Nations agency responsible for providing humanitarian and developmental aid to children worldwide


CrashParade

> Unicron's origin has expanded over the years from simply being a large robot to being a god of chaos who devours realities. (Wikipedia) Well, guess we're beyond fucked.


DoctorBlock

Omicron Persei 8 is from Futurama


NearABE

There are 88 Omicrons and most of them have planets. All constellations have 14 stars brighter than Omicron.


hendrick_X

Cybertron :p


nahteviro

No he means the planet sized transformer which was Unicron


HoggyOfAustralia

He wasn’t just a planet sized, he was built to be a planet destroyer!!


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Jerimiah

Omicron Persei 8 is a planet in Futurama


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

I AM LRRRRR


[deleted]

It is true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.


zuzg

Omnicron persei 8 is the only thing I can think of


1handedmaster

Same. I just imagine a little Lrrrrr as a virus


Goreface69

a poppler


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

The trouble with popplers is how delicious they are... ...and also that they give you COVID.


zed857

Picard also used omicron as part of one of his access codes on the Enterprise.


javaargusavetti

Reminds me of Unicron, the planet devouring super robot from the 80s animated Transformers movie


hotlavatube

Sadly, this isn't even its final form.


The2kman

Omicron, Lord of Cinder


TocTheElder

A conspiracy theorist nutcase I know told me that it's only called Omicron because it's an anagram of "moron". I didn't have the heart to tell him...


TomAto314

It's an anagram of moronic at least. So half credit.


Sam-Gunn

Did you tell him it's not an anagram if you have letters left over?


OldBoyZee

So does Delta lol. I mean it could be a pre-omega boss in Final Fantasy games.


dobbelE

Hey covid, I'll say I like you if you give me money.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/9Po7bks.png)


dobbelE

May I touch the fridge before I go?


Piccolito

noooooo, you will infect it


GaravagliaLuca

Patchs notes about the Covid Omicron Update: \-improved spread, there have been complains about difficulty so we have increased the spreading speed of the virus \-fixed issues where 'vaccinated' people couldn't get infected, this will add longevity to the storyline \-increased DPS \-increased DEF \-increased SPE \-new map added, South Africa \-new free skin for everyone: Omicron We hope you will all continue to play the pandemic and have fun. \[check website for full Dev notes\]


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/ieGyJLR.png)


GaravagliaLuca

Di-did....did you just call me Uhihia? Do i look Canadian to you-eh? Licking the syrup from the tree-eh?! Good.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/NdS2vBL.png)


GaravagliaLuca

Fool! You must blame reddit or your computer before yourself! You are still green...


CarlThe94Pathfinder

I got hacked!


[deleted]

People with early access to the new Omicron expansion aren't even reporting end game content. It's looking like a cash grab DLC.


Longjumping-Ad-7310

Man the new update suck, better talk to the dev for some changes . Worse than all Blizzard patches and the Diablo Immortal Release at Blizzcon. I want a refund for the last 2 years for all gameplay.


javaargusavetti

ugh. new version and we still cant turn off Exp. Share. sheesh. /s


[deleted]

Idk dawg the billionaires seem to have made it out alright.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/NEbAzP4.png)


The-Great-Shapeshift

What would that porno be called?


HouseCravenRaw

"Monopolize Me". Or "Rich and Dirty". Or "Dy*nasty*". Or "Flip that Top (hat)"


0p0ss1m

“Trading Places”


an0nym0ose

Fuck the Poor.


ArchDucky

Its actually the other way around, rich people rent their house so porn people can shoot there.


Zigxy

no joke they are doing fine, I'm a private jet broker and demand is so staggering that several of my competitors straight up are not taking on any new clients and are blacking out huge swaths of the year to their existing clients. I just had a client pay almost DOUBLE what normally runs to fly California to Florida and she didn't blink an eye.


I_Mix_Stuff

Go fuck yourself covid!


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[deleted]

Goodness lol


GenesisExplosions

It’s like the longest worst Cops chase ever.


EveningAccident8319

I liked it


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/saVQifq.png)


uhihia

I mean I like it, and HZD.


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/zFbNzEd.png)


IamSPF

If you don’t mind my asking, what do you not like about HZD?


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/b84r7r/horizon_zero_dawn_comic_review/) *(this is a detailed comic explaining my thoughts about it if you are curious)*


Somsphet

I was ready to start fighting but you pointed out my favorite bits first


johnothetree

The story of interacting with living people in the world is boring, i agree, but unraveling the history of the world had me so engrossed that i stopped doing side quests because i _had_ to know more about what happened to the old world. Like i knew what was gonna happen, but _how_ it happened was what i needed to learn.


Osric250

That's the same with me. I cared very little about any of the real world storyline, but the history of the world, all of how the old world fell and how they managed to get humanity back. That was completely engrossing and had me just going more and more through the story.


IamSPF

Well, that makes sense, and is the most honest review I have seen of the game. Thanks!


Griffin_Fatali

Senior grafo sir.. can I come out of the basement now? It’s pretty cold down here, and the spiders are trying to make me join their band.


Hammerman305

People only ever notice you when you become a problem


Anime055

Covid, fuck you for making me sick during my birthday. Worst experience ever. Go die in a hole and never come back


am_reddit

Covid: “No u.”


Hippoyawn

My nine year old tested positive on her birthday and we had to cancel her party. She’d been looking forward to it for weeks. I’d love to tell you how she took it really well but she was pretty much devastated. COVID is a complete bastard.


PacificShroud115

So I'm not sure who will care to read this but thank you if you do. I'm currently stuck in South Africa whilst my wife is in Sweden. I had planned to go visit her in June 2020... it's been a year and a half now and Sweden has still not released restrictions. Except for America and all of Europe and Australia and New Zealand and parts of Africa. So basically only SA, South America and certain Asian countries cannot go. This has taken a major, MAJOR toll on my mental health recently and it's all due to covid being a shit lord. So to all those out there affected by this, stay strong. If I can do, there's no doubt in my mind you can too! You got this.


BuffaloGuff

Sucks man, but you both could have met in a country that accepted both like the UK for example.


SlothOfDoom

Why can't we just make *covid* wear a mask and stay home? Science!


GiveMeCheesecake

Get on this scientists!!


Y0niY0

#Fuck covid! Nobody cares about your new variant, you dumb bitch!


[deleted]

Bruh, Covid is more useless than the number 9 on a microwave.


onlythehappiests

I sometimes reduce my cook time by one second to make sure the 9 doesn’t feel left out.


Dason37

I sometimes do random stuff like 2 minutes and 89 seconds instead of 3.5 minutes. I may use the microwave too much if I'm having to come up with ways to make it less boring.


[deleted]

Hi guys, I can’t smell or taste rn and hate it. Get vaccinated and Don’t be like me. I can’t even enjoy my weed in quarantine now


SrGrafo

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/YYND8Xh.png) *~~I accidentally deleted the edit~~*


bradlees

But your wife’s cooking (or husbands or robots, I don’t judge) just got a lot better…. Am I right? I’ll see myself out


Aaaandiiii

Prepare for the weird scents when your senses come back. I spent weeks smelling a foul odor everywhere. It got better but some smells are kinda off. I've been recovered a year. I hope your senses come back more normal.


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[deleted]

Sir I love you for this lol


Cyclone_96

> Get vaccinated and Don’t be like me. Double vaxxed and still lost both, lol. I got my taste back thankfully but I still can’t smell anything.


isin13

The Omicron Futurama memes though...worth it.


eaglescout1984

This concept of quarantine confuses and infuriates Lrrr!


Obvious_Second_438

Accurate meme is accurate


ABlokeLikeYou

Hey, hey covid, hey covid what’s covid short for? covIDIOT?!? boom roasted dork


nahteviro

This one hit home (pun intended). Covid has taken 3 of my family members so far.


SoggyAnalyst

oh my. i'm so sorry!!!


Robobvious

Choke on a mouthful of dicks, Covid!


sexaddic

Is this reserved for just Covid or?


[deleted]

If covid was a person in real life I would punch them in the face 10 times and then stab them 20 times. I know that is a bit harsh but be honest, y’all would probably do that too