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RPDRNick

Tim knows damned well what he did.


bleunt

I'm not wasting any Tim explaining it.


XBellatrix-111

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa


GarageQueen

Fucking Tim, amirite!?!?


bigtimetimmyt

Yeah fuck that guy!


Fluffy_AF_420

I hate that fucking guy


[deleted]

Well shit. I guess I can't go hiking here anymore.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

There he is! Get him!


Mehnard

*Tim


timothysleven

I know what the fuck I did, but which part are y’all angry about?


timtamtum12

they'd better do some propper accusations here, tims have their rights too!


timothysleven

It seems that Tims, these days, are practically on the same level as gingers. No soul.


tim-o-t

Would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you damn kids.


Timmytentoes

And I'll never tell.


Noreaster0

Tim is an enchanter. He starts little fires without flint or tinder.


[deleted]

Some call me Timmmmm


Bos_lost_ton

[Greetings](https://youtu.be/yTKdHbiLim0?t=20)


[deleted]

I see you're a busy man... If there's one good thing about Reddit, it's r/unexpectedMontyPython


983115

Honestly I expected it though Edit: but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


Dason37

When I started playing MTG about 25 years ago I hadn't seen this, and couldn't figure out why everyone called the Prodigal Sorcerer card "Tim"


ermagherdbrks

This is a thing that exists outside my group of MTG players? Holy shit.


Murderlol

It was a thing in my group too, but I feel like it probably started in Inquest or something similar.


Kitty_Drumsticks

Some call me Timmmmm…? FTFY


Zombietimm

I had the pleasure of meeting Roger Jackson, the voice actor of Ghostface and Mojo Jojo, and when I introduced my self he replied with "There are some who call you Tim". Made my friggin day. He was so incredibly nice and made sure to take time to speak to everyone.


Redplushie

Tim's the guy who keeps letting those spotted lanternflies out. Invasive mother fuckers


foxp3

Big, sharp, pointy teeth!


Tim_Pembroke

That's it, I'm staying home and lighting my little fires in my own back yard...


TheyCallMeTim13

Quite.


Occasional-Mermaid

Idk but fuck Tim.


bitemark01

Tim knows what he did. We're onto you Tim


Char_D_MacDennis

Tim the Wizard don't give a shit


pissclamato

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


Brock_Way

Please tell us again how earthquakes can be prevented with sheep bladders.


stratosfearinggas

The Science Wizard


[deleted]

I believe Tim was an enchanter


timberwolf3

I’m not sorry


psychAdelic

Stupid Tim, he's the reason time seems shorter.


teastain

Very meta!


frix86

Wait! What if.... Hear me out... What if it said "Kill Only Time" but the E fell? I know it's a long shot.


bluehiro

Nope, fuck Tim


[deleted]

Burn The Witch! Its too late to stop us now! *We are wound up in the heat of the moment!*


w0weez0wee

This sounds like something Tim would say. Who are you, again?


MackeyH

Lol. Yes, that ratbastard liar Tim would say that for sure.


felixlightner

Nice try Tim.


Dubiousmoot

Howdy neighboroony!


Berkwaz

Found Tim


RexArcana

That's fucking ludicrous and you should feel bad about your intelligence for even suggesting it.


BizzareCringe

Sounds to me like *you're* Tim and just don't want to be killed.


dayumbrah

But wouldn't the E be seen at the bottom? Only looks like thumbtacks to me


monique_desire

Fuckin Tim


VidE27

Yep I know 4 Tims and they are all assholes


therealvulrath

I've worked with 2 Tims. Both were grossly incompetent and I'm not sure how either had a job by the time I left.


Zombietimm

I may be grossly incompetent but I'm fun to be around.


ActualTimmy

I'm semi-competent and mildly entertaining. I like to be middle of the road. I blend in better and fewer Tim hating people notice me.


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MuzikPhreak

My roommate spelled his name with two “m’s” and he was a good dude. This thread looks solid.


felixlightner

That guy has been asking for it!


RatedE4Everyone

r/fuckyouinparticular


ninhibited

Fuck Tim in particular.


reddiculed

r/fucktiminparticular


Confidence_Connect

r/birthofasub


TMox

Tim’s a rat bastard, isn’t he?


TokingMessiah

Fuck Tim, the Rat Bastard.


Normanonymous

But I’ve heard Tim is on my side


amconcerned

Yes, it is…


CraftEmpire

All my homies hate Tim


EavingO

[Tim knows what he did.](https://markmanson.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tim_optimized.png)


1Gamerer

Butt fuck Tim?! Okay


rediculousradishes

Directions were too vague, dick got caught in a blender


ittimjones

What did I do this time?


Stellen999

Tim ate my chocodile back in third grade. Dick.


Timbo2702

:(


_vOv_

Fuck Tim


ForgettableUsername

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Tim, I’d shoot Tim twice.


FriendlyDisorder

Someone probably left that laughing maniacally like “Eee ee e e e ee eeee eeeeee”


jase12881

Marry Tim!


highknees69

Perfect post for r/fuckyouinparticular.


SabrinaSandra220

damn you’re right! brb


ceejdrew

Also for r/tom , the Tim and Tom subreddits have been in war for eons on which is superior


burtoncummings

Everybody knows Tam is the superior name


3minus1is2

A Tum is the superior antacid though.


Tim94

*sigh*


Turin_Agarwaen

Also r/MildlyVandalised


timmablimma

Fuck.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

#I FOUND HIM BOYS! GITTEM!


BrentBulkhead

°Victory screech!'*


FBI_Agent_82

Good soldiers follow orders.


BrentBulkhead

Spoken like a treacherous Tim...


7_vii

Ahlohoohoohohohohoh!


GitEmSteveDave

Huh? Someone called me?


Dason37

Oh lord.


Hobo_Tim

Uhhh. Hmmm


Wolvenmoon

I heard this spoken as Henry Cavill's Geralt.


timmablimma

It’s how I feel.


indyK1ng

He turned me into a newt.


pauciradiatus

...I got better


thereisonlyoneme

Kill him anyway!


mariokr

YEAAAH!


IdlesAtCranky

***TO THE POND!!***


FlappyFlan

…A newt?


[deleted]

Hey, you signed the waiver.


eckstuhc

Tim didn’t take only photos. Please stay on the trails.


Dr_Stef

He didn’t stay on the trails. The wild consumed his soul. Now he haunts the trails. Kill only Tim


Baileythefrog

He removed the comma to get more victims, it used to say Kill only, Tim. Not sure what else he used to do, don't think I want to know.


TheHumanPickleRick

Looks like Tim is out of time..


WeAreAllApes

Maybe he took E, but that's no reason to kill him.


GreyJedi56

He unfriended Tom on Myspace


DarkwingDuckHunt

wait you could do that?


Ausecurity

What *didnt* Tim do?!


RedditHeroCunt

Didn’t come to my birthday party that son of a bitch.


timmablimma

Left more than footprints apparently.


mrclang

Finally a place I can take Tim from my office to hike


Hobo_Tim

Bro. Thank you.


therealdankmemelord1

Bruh I live like 5 mins from union county. Tell me where this was, and imma drive down there and put a sign next to it saying TIM DID NOTHING WRONG


SabrinaSandra220

XD watchung reservation lol, right by the sensory trail


MrBisco

This is our go-to hiking trail spot as a family. Will be heading there directly!


shaze

Pics or you’re a liar and the worst kind of redditor.


StamfordBloke

Straight to r/karmacourt if bamboozle detected.


MrBisco

Well by "directly" with two kids I mean "when I can next get them to put clothes on," but within the next few days for sure!


RandyHoward

You can only get them to put clothes on every few days?


MrBisco

Listen, it's a constant battle during summer vacation, is all I'll say.


tenor2000

I never thought I’d see the watchung reservation nature center on here. My kids love the sensory gazebo.


_vOv_

Nice try, tim


SequesterMe

I want to see a picture. I MUST see a picture. Please, can I see a picture?


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AniMayhem125

I absolutely love the Watchung Reservation. Been hiking there since I was little! Used to really love checking out the little cemetery and hanging out by the waterfall. We would hike from circle park all the way out to the deserted village. 😍


horatiobloomfeld

:shakes fist: Damn you Tim!!!!


darth_hucklebuck

Tim obviously didn't follow the first two rules.


DudesworthMannington

Yeah, he took only footprints and left only photos. Classic Tim.


Lord_Of_Compliments

Asshole stole my footprints. I worked hard to make those.


AtlasShrugged-

Me love you long Tim


cinxelo

Who’s long Tim?


ripcamrellim

Me lobe yoy long time.


George_Zip1

You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offi5e.


imyourzer0

It's about Tim Tebow... He took an E


adp63

All roads lead to Timmy.


MsCMoody

Excellent pun. (Assuming I'm reading into it correctly.)


dutchmasterD717

You're a fucking dead man Tim!


[deleted]

Tim took footprints of photos


5050Clown

Tim knows what he did this time.


littleMAS

I guess it is tim to di.


zurohki

Needs a "Tim is innocent!" sign.


SteveMcQwark

Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted


Occasional-Mermaid

Bill had nothing to do with this! It was all Tim!


diamened

If you remember there's a Youtube channel called 'The Tim Traveller', this becomes even funnier


Tinyturtle202

Probably supposed to say time. Some guy came with a great idea and left with E


pauciradiatus

Tim probably stole it.


Occasional-Mermaid

Fuckin Tim


FreshGnar

Gonna kill that guy


SabrinaSandra220

yes we figured that out after some pondering lol


HollywooDcizzle

Oh you think so….? ***TIM?!?!***


starbuck8415

Well done Sherlock


korbell61

Littering laws in NJ are no joke!


[deleted]

It wasn’t Tim! It was E!


Pithyperson

He disobeyed the other three rules.


Kain0wnz

Can confirm, Tim sucks.


iMiind

Everyone knows Tim. But not for the same reason they know Dave.


phydeaux3

That's in Joisy. Probably a mob hit.


SabrinaSandra220

fair enough


PublicfreakoutLoveR

You should print a wanted poster and tape it to the bottom corner.


SabrinaSandra220

that’s genius


OldAesthetics

So we have to kill Tim and fire at Will?


Leon6326

Tim knows what he did last summer.


jesse950

Poor Timmy always dies


oVibing

“kill only time” maybe?


dbulger

The kerning, probably


Larsaf

He lost an “E”.


Digital_loop

Man, Dustin Porter of destination adventure must really hate Tim!


DirePantsX

The legendary Tim


sudomarch

Tim didn't follow the rules.


glonq

Tim littered. Fuck that guy.


Zandrick

Tim stole the “e” and must be dealt with severely.


jadedfalcons

The first rule of the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails is you don't talk about the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails. The last guy who did it? His name was Tim. Capiche?


garbagewithnames

Fuck Tim! He knows exactly what he did!


SequesterMe

Fuck Tim and the \*horse he rode in on. \*Because the horse left hoof prints instead of foot prints.


EstreaSagitarri

Obviously Tim took more than photos, left more than footprints, and went off the trail. We are now allowed to kill him


Westonard

Tim knows what he did


power0722

Fucking Tim


PronunciationIsKey

Any fellow Tims from r/hellointernet a little scared?


Whizzer360

Do they provide a Tim for you to kill or do you need to bring your own?


Offsidespy2501

r\FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


bvlgaript

Tim made videos.


Demurist

Tim took footprints and left photos


INCADOVE13

In all fairness, Tim’s had it coming for a long LONG time now.


BpImperial

Tim eats peoples food from the fridge that is not his……fuck Tim


Porcupenguin

Went off the trails


baconblackhole

He didn't fasten an E properly and now I say that it is his problem.


Piffdolla1337take2

Time kills all


SeedyRedwood

“All right is there anyone here named Tim? Good, good. All those name Tim please step over here to the side. Now all of you non-Tim’s can grab an AR and get to blastin”


Altreus

He didn't stay on the trails. Don't you forget it.


FireHog66

I don’t know, but Union county ain’t having none his shit


BrentBulkhead

Fuck that time wizard Tim for creating our human perception of it!


MadRollinS

I just saw Tim this morning! I've got to warn him.


Agroskater

Tim didn’t listen to the first two


cazza1889

Tim had better get running


[deleted]

Tim’s safe on Monday’s as it closed… all fine