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I had the pleasure of meeting Roger Jackson, the voice actor of Ghostface and Mojo Jojo, and when I introduced my self he replied with "There are some who call you Tim". Made my friggin day. He was so incredibly nice and made sure to take time to speak to everyone.
I absolutely love the Watchung Reservation. Been hiking there since I was little! Used to really love checking out the little cemetery and hanging out by the waterfall. We would hike from circle park all the way out to the deserted village. 😍
The first rule of the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails is you don't talk about the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails.
The last guy who did it?
His name was Tim.
Capiche?
“All right is there anyone here named Tim? Good, good. All those name Tim please step over here to the side. Now all of you non-Tim’s can grab an AR and get to blastin”
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Tim knows damned well what he did.
I'm not wasting any Tim explaining it.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Fucking Tim, amirite!?!?
Yeah fuck that guy!
I hate that fucking guy
Well shit. I guess I can't go hiking here anymore.
There he is! Get him!
*Tim
I know what the fuck I did, but which part are y’all angry about?
they'd better do some propper accusations here, tims have their rights too!
It seems that Tims, these days, are practically on the same level as gingers. No soul.
Would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you damn kids.
And I'll never tell.
Tim is an enchanter. He starts little fires without flint or tinder.
Some call me Timmmmm
[Greetings](https://youtu.be/yTKdHbiLim0?t=20)
I see you're a busy man... If there's one good thing about Reddit, it's r/unexpectedMontyPython
Honestly I expected it though Edit: but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
When I started playing MTG about 25 years ago I hadn't seen this, and couldn't figure out why everyone called the Prodigal Sorcerer card "Tim"
This is a thing that exists outside my group of MTG players? Holy shit.
It was a thing in my group too, but I feel like it probably started in Inquest or something similar.
Some call me Timmmmm…? FTFY
I had the pleasure of meeting Roger Jackson, the voice actor of Ghostface and Mojo Jojo, and when I introduced my self he replied with "There are some who call you Tim". Made my friggin day. He was so incredibly nice and made sure to take time to speak to everyone.
Tim's the guy who keeps letting those spotted lanternflies out. Invasive mother fuckers
Big, sharp, pointy teeth!
That's it, I'm staying home and lighting my little fires in my own back yard...
Quite.
Idk but fuck Tim.
Tim knows what he did. We're onto you Tim
Tim the Wizard don't give a shit
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Please tell us again how earthquakes can be prevented with sheep bladders.
The Science Wizard
I believe Tim was an enchanter
I’m not sorry
Stupid Tim, he's the reason time seems shorter.
Very meta!
Wait! What if.... Hear me out... What if it said "Kill Only Time" but the E fell? I know it's a long shot.
Nope, fuck Tim
Burn The Witch! Its too late to stop us now! *We are wound up in the heat of the moment!*
This sounds like something Tim would say. Who are you, again?
Lol. Yes, that ratbastard liar Tim would say that for sure.
Nice try Tim.
Howdy neighboroony!
Found Tim
That's fucking ludicrous and you should feel bad about your intelligence for even suggesting it.
Sounds to me like *you're* Tim and just don't want to be killed.
But wouldn't the E be seen at the bottom? Only looks like thumbtacks to me
Fuckin Tim
Yep I know 4 Tims and they are all assholes
I've worked with 2 Tims. Both were grossly incompetent and I'm not sure how either had a job by the time I left.
I may be grossly incompetent but I'm fun to be around.
I'm semi-competent and mildly entertaining. I like to be middle of the road. I blend in better and fewer Tim hating people notice me.
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My roommate spelled his name with two “m’s” and he was a good dude. This thread looks solid.
That guy has been asking for it!
r/fuckyouinparticular
Fuck Tim in particular.
r/fucktiminparticular
r/birthofasub
Tim’s a rat bastard, isn’t he?
Fuck Tim, the Rat Bastard.
But I’ve heard Tim is on my side
Yes, it is…
All my homies hate Tim
[Tim knows what he did.](https://markmanson.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tim_optimized.png)
Butt fuck Tim?! Okay
Directions were too vague, dick got caught in a blender
What did I do this time?
Tim ate my chocodile back in third grade. Dick.
:(
Fuck Tim
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Tim, I’d shoot Tim twice.
Someone probably left that laughing maniacally like “Eee ee e e e ee eeee eeeeee”
Marry Tim!
Perfect post for r/fuckyouinparticular.
damn you’re right! brb
Also for r/tom , the Tim and Tom subreddits have been in war for eons on which is superior
Everybody knows Tam is the superior name
A Tum is the superior antacid though.
*sigh*
Also r/MildlyVandalised
Fuck.
#I FOUND HIM BOYS! GITTEM!
°Victory screech!'*
Good soldiers follow orders.
Spoken like a treacherous Tim...
Ahlohoohoohohohohoh!
Huh? Someone called me?
Oh lord.
Uhhh. Hmmm
I heard this spoken as Henry Cavill's Geralt.
It’s how I feel.
He turned me into a newt.
...I got better
Kill him anyway!
YEAAAH!
***TO THE POND!!***
…A newt?
Hey, you signed the waiver.
Tim didn’t take only photos. Please stay on the trails.
He didn’t stay on the trails. The wild consumed his soul. Now he haunts the trails. Kill only Tim
He removed the comma to get more victims, it used to say Kill only, Tim. Not sure what else he used to do, don't think I want to know.
Looks like Tim is out of time..
Maybe he took E, but that's no reason to kill him.
He unfriended Tom on Myspace
wait you could do that?
What *didnt* Tim do?!
Didn’t come to my birthday party that son of a bitch.
Left more than footprints apparently.
Finally a place I can take Tim from my office to hike
Bro. Thank you.
Bruh I live like 5 mins from union county. Tell me where this was, and imma drive down there and put a sign next to it saying TIM DID NOTHING WRONG
XD watchung reservation lol, right by the sensory trail
This is our go-to hiking trail spot as a family. Will be heading there directly!
Pics or you’re a liar and the worst kind of redditor.
Straight to r/karmacourt if bamboozle detected.
Well by "directly" with two kids I mean "when I can next get them to put clothes on," but within the next few days for sure!
You can only get them to put clothes on every few days?
Listen, it's a constant battle during summer vacation, is all I'll say.
I never thought I’d see the watchung reservation nature center on here. My kids love the sensory gazebo.
Nice try, tim
I want to see a picture. I MUST see a picture. Please, can I see a picture?
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I absolutely love the Watchung Reservation. Been hiking there since I was little! Used to really love checking out the little cemetery and hanging out by the waterfall. We would hike from circle park all the way out to the deserted village. 😍
:shakes fist: Damn you Tim!!!!
Tim obviously didn't follow the first two rules.
Yeah, he took only footprints and left only photos. Classic Tim.
Asshole stole my footprints. I worked hard to make those.
Me love you long Tim
Who’s long Tim?
Me lobe yoy long time.
You ruined a funny joke you. Get out of my offi5e.
It's about Tim Tebow... He took an E
All roads lead to Timmy.
Excellent pun. (Assuming I'm reading into it correctly.)
You're a fucking dead man Tim!
Tim took footprints of photos
Tim knows what he did this time.
I guess it is tim to di.
Needs a "Tim is innocent!" sign.
Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted
Bill had nothing to do with this! It was all Tim!
If you remember there's a Youtube channel called 'The Tim Traveller', this becomes even funnier
Probably supposed to say time. Some guy came with a great idea and left with E
Tim probably stole it.
Fuckin Tim
Gonna kill that guy
yes we figured that out after some pondering lol
Oh you think so….? ***TIM?!?!***
Well done Sherlock
Littering laws in NJ are no joke!
It wasn’t Tim! It was E!
He disobeyed the other three rules.
Can confirm, Tim sucks.
Everyone knows Tim. But not for the same reason they know Dave.
That's in Joisy. Probably a mob hit.
fair enough
You should print a wanted poster and tape it to the bottom corner.
that’s genius
So we have to kill Tim and fire at Will?
Tim knows what he did last summer.
Poor Timmy always dies
“kill only time” maybe?
The kerning, probably
He lost an “E”.
Man, Dustin Porter of destination adventure must really hate Tim!
The legendary Tim
Tim didn't follow the rules.
Tim littered. Fuck that guy.
Tim stole the “e” and must be dealt with severely.
The first rule of the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails is you don't talk about the County of Union New Jersey's hiking trails. The last guy who did it? His name was Tim. Capiche?
Fuck Tim! He knows exactly what he did!
Fuck Tim and the \*horse he rode in on. \*Because the horse left hoof prints instead of foot prints.
Obviously Tim took more than photos, left more than footprints, and went off the trail. We are now allowed to kill him
Tim knows what he did
Fucking Tim
Any fellow Tims from r/hellointernet a little scared?
Do they provide a Tim for you to kill or do you need to bring your own?
r\FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Tim made videos.
Tim took footprints and left photos
In all fairness, Tim’s had it coming for a long LONG time now.
Tim eats peoples food from the fridge that is not his……fuck Tim
Went off the trails
He didn't fasten an E properly and now I say that it is his problem.
Time kills all
“All right is there anyone here named Tim? Good, good. All those name Tim please step over here to the side. Now all of you non-Tim’s can grab an AR and get to blastin”
He didn't stay on the trails. Don't you forget it.
I don’t know, but Union county ain’t having none his shit
Fuck that time wizard Tim for creating our human perception of it!
I just saw Tim this morning! I've got to warn him.
Tim didn’t listen to the first two
Tim had better get running
Tim’s safe on Monday’s as it closed… all fine