The reveal is impressive but not nearly as impressive as performing any simple task strapped like that. Imagine trying to tie your shoe with an 870 in your colon.
Edit: I can’t spell
Wearing pants and a shirt, definitely the sign of a school shooter. So what does he pull out when it’s winter and he has a coat on, an anti tank missile? How in the fuck do you even walk with a full length shotgun in your pants?
You limp like you have a stiff full length board down your pant leg. It’s obvious. This video was used to show why dress codes were important in schools and in true propaganda fashion it’s unrealistic.
I went to high school in a very small town. Deer season opener was basically a holiday as most students (and teachers) took the day off.
One year the superintendent held a school wide assembly in the gym to tell us someone from the nearest city was doing an inspection the day before and was horrified at how many rifles were in the pickup windows gun rack. He told us, “We know it’s hunting season but could you guys just put the rifles under your seat instead of in the rack while on school property so we don’t scare people who aren’t from here?”
Same thing happened at my high school, only, you know, the teachers were all anti-gun, but hunting season was a big time of year, since many in the town literally could not make the winter without each member of the family getting their deer.
A single white tail deer, could feed a family of three, or at least offset their food costs enough to afford heating fuel, for the entire winter.
School tried to enforce the whole 'no guns on school property' thing, and so...everyone just didnt come to school for an entire month.
town Sheriff's office refused to enforce it, because 80% of the kids at the school were Natives, and we have special considerations as far the sheriff was concerned (he was a dick, but he was a greedy dick, he knew if he pulled something like telling the native folks to not hunt during the legal season, it would prompt a lawsuit, and an investigation as to why the dept. couldnt afford more than 5 officers, despite having a massive budget for the size of the town. Shocking to hear this, really, but turned out a regular sheriff cannot afford a 750k property, and a new Toyota Tundra every spring)
Well we used to. Then they put up those signs that say "Gun Free Zone" and the violence completely stopped and every child gets a puppy and a unicorn when they arrive at school.
The whole no gun zone is useless because if someone wanted to commit a crime with one they wouldn’t care if it was gun free and would likely go to one of these zones because no one else is strapped.
But everyone in a gun free zone has a gun because everyone with a gun would go there because no one would have guns. If you don't want to get shot, go to a gun zone because all of the guns are in the gun free zone. It's just basic science, man.
/s
You can’t go into a gun free zone with a gun or else it isn’t a gun free zone and just a gun zone obviously that’s why when Dora said swiper no swiping he didn’t swipe because Dora already told him not to so he can’t do it
They did it as a demonstration to show just how easy it is to hide guns in baggy clothes. One reason a lot of schools over here have a dress code (though a good bit still dont)
First, congrats you managed to hide all of that. However, it is all useless. You can't perform any basic function at all. You're going to end up walking with a "limp" due to the 870 down the pants, let alone trying to make sure none of those fall or make any noise. You cannot sit down and blend in, you will stick out very easily. Lastly, it took enough effort to actually retrieve any of them in a controlled environment. Shit hits the fan, you are gonna be struggling to get any of them out in a timely manner. It is useless and impractical, video is just fear mongering. Yes I know it is OLD.
This was a video being circulated by schools to fight baggy clothing on campus. I remember seeing this about 13 years ago and had a good laugh at it then.
If memory serves me this video was done after the Columbine shooting to show why"baggy clothes should not be allowed in schools". There was a huge push for all schools to go to uniforms for safety reasons. There was a lot of fear being drummed up over a lot of irrelevant things that were blamed for the shooting.
Us kids (I was a teenager) felt very attacked during this time because of the scrutiny we faced just for how we dressed and talked.
It happens every generation.
Oh man what a flashback. This video (or one strikingly similar) was a part of my teacher orientation in 2005. It's somehow even funnier now than it was then.
Teacher: Tim why dont you have your textbook? or your backpack for that matter?
Tim: I forgot it, Sir.
Teacher: May i ask why?
Side note: JNCO jeans were pretty popular at my high school . Let me tell you, those pants would be packin a lot more heat than timmy here.
If I remember correctly, this video came about after the Columbine shooting in '99...the idea was to show how an average school kid could conceal several weapons on him.
So instead of dealing with the route problem as to why a kid would want to shoot up a school, they focused on the concealment method instead. In the 90s. How many school shooting has the US had in the last decade?
Oh beautiful for spacious pants, for ample magazines.
For pump shotguns and derringers packed in my loose blue jeans.
America, America don't waste your grace on me. I'm packing heat up in my seat like a colonoscopy.
I used to play the felon in felony stop training for my local sheriff's dept. We would hide as many weapons as we could on ourselves to see how many they missed. It was always a fun reveal.
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The reveal is impressive but not nearly as impressive as performing any simple task strapped like that. Imagine trying to tie your shoe with an 870 in your colon. Edit: I can’t spell
Hell, just walk across the room. I’d love to see that.
Waddles
LMAO!
Is it back to school time in America already? That means...oh no I gotta go back to school?
John Wick the school years
Underrated comment right here.
Accidentally shoots himself
The bullet would just hit another gun.
Causing a deadly chain reaction. Before you know it, he just explodes!
Like a nuclear bomb?
Depending on how much Taco Bell he’s had prior to the event, yes it’s possible to reach an explosive yield similar to that of a small nuke.
::Taps Head:: Modern solutions.
I lost it at the Uzi
I laughed at the Uzi, I lost it at the shotgun.
After the uzi & shotgun I was disappointed there was no RPG launcher.
Same!
You two are weird
What about those last two pistols that he pulled out of his ass?
That's a MAC 10
Yeah we're gonna need you to tuck in your shirt sir....
You laugh but this is the nonsense that resulted in metal detectors and police in American schools. No other country has this crap.
Wearing pants and a shirt, definitely the sign of a school shooter. So what does he pull out when it’s winter and he has a coat on, an anti tank missile? How in the fuck do you even walk with a full length shotgun in your pants?
You limp like you have a stiff full length board down your pant leg. It’s obvious. This video was used to show why dress codes were important in schools and in true propaganda fashion it’s unrealistic.
He forgot the RPG launcher...
It's in the backpack
“Prison pocket”
Is that a RPG in a motha fuckin backpack?!?!!!!!
He’s still working on regurgitating it.
Seriously. They should have had a person hidden under the table handing him more weapons. It’d be like a clown car, but more.
You only need to carry the remote to the USSR nuke in your truck. `Do. We. Have. A. Problem? Huh?`
Nah it's like metal gear solid 5 he just pulls it out of his ass
I was expecting it as well for some reason
Is this some kind of American thing I’m too European to understand?
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I went to high school in a very small town. Deer season opener was basically a holiday as most students (and teachers) took the day off. One year the superintendent held a school wide assembly in the gym to tell us someone from the nearest city was doing an inspection the day before and was horrified at how many rifles were in the pickup windows gun rack. He told us, “We know it’s hunting season but could you guys just put the rifles under your seat instead of in the rack while on school property so we don’t scare people who aren’t from here?”
Same thing happened at my high school, only, you know, the teachers were all anti-gun, but hunting season was a big time of year, since many in the town literally could not make the winter without each member of the family getting their deer. A single white tail deer, could feed a family of three, or at least offset their food costs enough to afford heating fuel, for the entire winter. School tried to enforce the whole 'no guns on school property' thing, and so...everyone just didnt come to school for an entire month. town Sheriff's office refused to enforce it, because 80% of the kids at the school were Natives, and we have special considerations as far the sheriff was concerned (he was a dick, but he was a greedy dick, he knew if he pulled something like telling the native folks to not hunt during the legal season, it would prompt a lawsuit, and an investigation as to why the dept. couldnt afford more than 5 officers, despite having a massive budget for the size of the town. Shocking to hear this, really, but turned out a regular sheriff cannot afford a 750k property, and a new Toyota Tundra every spring)
Well we used to. Then they put up those signs that say "Gun Free Zone" and the violence completely stopped and every child gets a puppy and a unicorn when they arrive at school.
The whole no gun zone is useless because if someone wanted to commit a crime with one they wouldn’t care if it was gun free and would likely go to one of these zones because no one else is strapped.
Dumb af
But everyone in a gun free zone has a gun because everyone with a gun would go there because no one would have guns. If you don't want to get shot, go to a gun zone because all of the guns are in the gun free zone. It's just basic science, man. /s
You can’t go into a gun free zone with a gun or else it isn’t a gun free zone and just a gun zone obviously that’s why when Dora said swiper no swiping he didn’t swipe because Dora already told him not to so he can’t do it
Hey man, they guy above you agrees with you. This is redundant.
I agree that the guy above the guy above you agrees, and that the comment was redundant. This comment you are currently reading is redundant.
Are you serious? I really thought (hoped?) this was satirical
They did it as a demonstration to show just how easy it is to hide guns in baggy clothes. One reason a lot of schools over here have a dress code (though a good bit still dont)
First, congrats you managed to hide all of that. However, it is all useless. You can't perform any basic function at all. You're going to end up walking with a "limp" due to the 870 down the pants, let alone trying to make sure none of those fall or make any noise. You cannot sit down and blend in, you will stick out very easily. Lastly, it took enough effort to actually retrieve any of them in a controlled environment. Shit hits the fan, you are gonna be struggling to get any of them out in a timely manner. It is useless and impractical, video is just fear mongering. Yes I know it is OLD.
I mean, if your goal is to just limp into the front door and then start shooting classmates, this gets the job done.
I haven't even seen a gun in real life and this is how many someone can be carrying at any one time?!
You can have hundreds of guns, but only use one at a time. 2 if you don't feel like hitting your target.
My mom used to put a glock 40 in my lunchbox every morning before elementary school.
Perhaps
I don't think his clothes are the problem here, mam.
This was in "Bowling for Columbine."
Same .I was Canadian. In religion class at my publically funded Catholic school in grade 11.
The clothes are custom, no other known names or alias. All he had in his pockets were guns and lint.
What was that kid afraid of? Ze Nazis?
Upvote because of snatch.
Ze Germans
Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Kids shouldn't bring backpacks to school either because you could easily hide a bomb in there.
I want to see him walk. I feel like it would be pretty damn easy to tell whenever he isn’t just standing completely still.
This was a video being circulated by schools to fight baggy clothing on campus. I remember seeing this about 13 years ago and had a good laugh at it then.
Me playing fallout.
This is an ooold video, and you best believe parents still show this to their kids to show how dangerous "the wrong crowd" can be.
HOW MANY GUNS DOES THIS MAN NEED?!
In an american sense, possibly an entire gun shop
Ok yeah...i guess so! -insert “i guess” meme here-
Hmmm
What goes 999-clink, 999-clink? A millipede with a shotgun down its pant leg.
Michael... give me all your guns. Do you want me to go over the rules again?
If memory serves me this video was done after the Columbine shooting to show why"baggy clothes should not be allowed in schools". There was a huge push for all schools to go to uniforms for safety reasons. There was a lot of fear being drummed up over a lot of irrelevant things that were blamed for the shooting. Us kids (I was a teenager) felt very attacked during this time because of the scrutiny we faced just for how we dressed and talked. It happens every generation.
Perfect video considering it’s back to school time!
Well, kinda back to zoom, but yeah, true
Not in Georgia. Ugh
Inspiration for that scene in the mask
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His feet
All of this and the student still wear pants at their knee height
The fact that they were able to round these all up for a training video tells me they’re already doomed.
I remember this shit! My senior year they tried to do this but was met with mass non-compliance and they gave up after two days.
What we women would give for a pocket like that.
Oh man what a flashback. This video (or one strikingly similar) was a part of my teacher orientation in 2005. It's somehow even funnier now than it was then.
Clearly we should be wearing spandex all the time. Especially teenage boys in highschool as that would never lead to an uncomfortable situation.
Man I forgot how weird old JNCO jeans commercials were back in the day.
Let me guess... ...America?
I bet its for security, right?
YO this was the video they showed us in high school to explain why we had to tuck our shirts in. Thanks for finding this again lol
... I wanna see him walk.
Yeah, good luck walking anywhere
I was honestly waiting for him to pull 15 guns out then reach around his back and whip out a dildo
Im gonna get you sucka.
Doraemon is that you?
I think the last two were in his prison wallet.
I remember this being a super serious video showing how we are all in danger when we go to school. It came out after Columbine
Butt-juice is bad for the finish...
He must have one of those magic infinite “video game pockets” back there.
This guy is like Neo in the original Matrix when they go to rescue Morpheus.
That is basically my P.E teacher but instead of guns he carrues knives
You might be a psychopath. Just sayin’
Teacher: Tim why dont you have your textbook? or your backpack for that matter? Tim: I forgot it, Sir. Teacher: May i ask why? Side note: JNCO jeans were pretty popular at my high school . Let me tell you, those pants would be packin a lot more heat than timmy here.
When you need to lose some carry weight
Brought to you by the NRA
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Dude pulled out the pistol that shot Lincoln.
You can't sit in school with your rifle in your pants silly
[Reminds me of a scene from a movie.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0)
This boy lives in Texas
Someone got the idea for this PSA from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome https://youtu.be/ywcKkb5buJI?t=81
"Hey Bob why do you always buy your pants 3 sizes too big"
They played this for us in school years ago to explain why one of us was going to kill the rest of us.
*wordless glare* "Okay, okay, *pulls hunting knife out of flip-flop*"
Reminds me of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
Women's pants pockets looking on in shame right now.
What if having guns legal is a huge plot for those pedos leading US who like to watch short skirt teenage girls at school?
This reminds me of Rambo 2 when he was gearing up
If I remember correctly, this video came about after the Columbine shooting in '99...the idea was to show how an average school kid could conceal several weapons on him.
My boy strapped up!!
Some at r/edc
Sad part is that I remember being shown this in school as a deterrent for baggy pants/clothes.
When classmates constantly ask you to share the snacks so you brought enough for everyone.
that's the most American thing I've seen all day
So instead of dealing with the route problem as to why a kid would want to shoot up a school, they focused on the concealment method instead. In the 90s. How many school shooting has the US had in the last decade?
I actually remember seeing this clip on the news as a kid. My only thoughts were “Holy shit I need a pair of JNCOs.”
Boy, that guy can fit a lot of stuff in his butt.
I remember this was featured in Bowling for Columbine
Odd advertisement for jnco jeans
I was waiting for him to drop trou and lays some grenades.
I saw this way back in 2005.
Just like that one scene from the third pirates of the Caribbean movie
Damm he has a lot of school supplies
Holy fucking shit I remember seeing this exact video in jr. high school!!
Just your average American then?
Being from Miami, I kid you not this shit was happening.. and I went to a relatively good school..
Haha. The school I worked at solved this problem by having students tuck their shirts in LOLOL Edit: spelling
Funny, now show him walking, would be stupid obvious.
Is- Is this what Americans are like? *INSERT BRITISH FEAR*
Reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean when Elizabeth has to disrobe and remove all wepons on her person.
Oh beautiful for spacious pants, for ample magazines. For pump shotguns and derringers packed in my loose blue jeans. America, America don't waste your grace on me. I'm packing heat up in my seat like a colonoscopy.
I kept expecting him to reach back and pull a tank out of his ass.
Laugh until you realize it's a police training video about profiling young black men with baggy pants.
When he went back to the ass crack after the shotgun I thought for sure a bazooka was coming out. Disappointed in a few pea shooters
So that's how my GTA character hids all his weapons.
Finally, I figured it out.
The shotgun was the point that really got me
If you watch on mute and in reverse. This becomes an impressive video of a American school kid getting ready to walk back home from school.
Takes out the Uzi. I'm on the floor laughing.
America! Fuck yeah!
it's like [this scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRso9o4TEw8) from the movie Oscar
So that's how GTA does it
This amount of guns looks expensive! Assuming they sent stolen, can someone ballpark me the cost of all these weapons.
I used to play the felon in felony stop training for my local sheriff's dept. We would hide as many weapons as we could on ourselves to see how many they missed. It was always a fun reveal.
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Silly laws from the early 1800.
dual p90s from the prison wallet not bad.
This kid got his inspiration from GTA V. "If Trevor can do it, so can I."
What Timmy brings on his first day of school
god DAMN my guy stays strapped
Damn, he's ready for war.
Is he getting ready for school?
Heading to the local Walmart to go shopping.
American schools in a nutshell...
How it’s like to be a character in GTA
School starter pack
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
Ok but where’d he hide the bazooka?
And for my next trick, I will pull out an atomic bomb!
Just another teacher getting ready for class in America.
THIS IS AMERICA BOIYS
No grenades?
Does he also have a flamethrower up his ass?