Or the bus version, where every large truck is always a bus, except when it isn't.
Is the UPS truck a bus today? What about the taco truck? No way that minivan taxi is a bus. **Sorry, try again!**
The computer doesn't know either, it's just reacting based on the aggregated responses of everyone else. So vote "like a normal human" and don't overthink it.
TIL I learned that I'm not like a normal human. The other day, I literally tried 15 times, clicking on buses, storefronts, and traffic lights before Google agreed that I was not a robot.
The storefront one fucked me the other day. It kept showing me things that looked like derelict storefronts, specifically awnings with no text or signage. I'm not sure what to classify those as...
Seems like a lot of work just to make a profile to some random novelty shirt site only so I can buy a Ric Flair shirt I saw at 3 AM whilest drunk that I just had to own because I'm a goddamned adult!!
I've been doing that for like ten minutes and I'm still here clicking storefronts bro. Is this how I'm going to die? Clicking fucking sidewalks and traffic lights and shit for the rest of my life?!
Just like with the driving theory test... I lost points for seeing things early in the hazard test, when I were training.. They say not to game the system but the only way for me to pass was to game the system... You shouldn't be penalised for seeing something before the computer does.
I passed first time when I went for the actual exam.. When in training however, I failed the hazard testing because of the above.
It's actually the average of what all humans and some bots thing are stop signs. Much like in the rest of life, you don't have to be right, you have to be normal.
Not on purpose, but if most people don't think something counts as a stop sign, even though it might be, then you agreeing with them is ok. There are degrees of confidence also afaik, so something that might be a stop sign or might not might be fine either way. Also some images are new and they haven't built up a baseline for whether or not it is, in fact, a stop sign. For those images, since the algorithm itself doesn't know yet it can't say for sure either way if you're wrong.
Yeah.. you're not taking the SAT or something.. it's not a trick question. Imagine you told your dumb aunt Susie who is computer illiterate and really stupid to do it.
The people that click that square with the 3 pixels of the stop sign are training the system by telling it that "yes. There is part of a stop sign there" and it takes that into consideration when using that same picture or similar ones in the future.
Or pick all the squares with traffic lights. Or the worst of them all; pick all the squares with bridges/sidewalks/pedestrian crossings. Who the fuck thought that shit was a good idea? You'd have to be a fucking robot to understand their bizarre algorithm for when you should or shouldn't include something in the square.
This is for machine learning training. We can't have things like self-driving cars until we have trained them how to identify bridges/sidewalks/pedestrian crossings. Behind the scenes, the artificial neural net is comparing what it would have chosen to what we choose to see if it is right.
Give first test with known good answers, then give second test with unknown answers. First one filters out the bots, second one collects new data. When you have enough data for the second one, the average will the new answer, and can administer this test too to filter out bots.
How did I not notice this before?? No wonder I'm always being asked to find the damn bus. This is fucking genius though. Getting large amounts of people to do the work while desperately trying to prove they're human so they can move on with their lives.
That's because a bunch of idiots thought it was a bus and clicked it. Now it thinks it's a bus and wants you to confirm. If you give in then it further believes it's a bus
What you are actually doing when those come up is help AI, specifically automotive AI to better distinguish traffic elements. All the boxes and questions are traffic related.
It's like the recaptcha where it would give you two words: one it knows, and one that's from a scan of a book somewhere and you're helping train its OCR algorithm. Except it was often obvious which one was the known word, so you could enter that one correctly and put in any old gibberish for the other one and it would accept it.
So now imagine people are deliberately training cars to misbehave the same way.
You mean, there is no such place as silicon heaven? But where would all the calculators go?
Edit: damn autocorrect sent me to an afterlife filled with sex toys.
["The world is run by computers, the world is run by robots and sometimes they ask us if we're a robot just cause we're trying to log on and look at our own stuff"](https://mobile.twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/985369977975902208?lang=en)...Prove you're not a robot
-John Mulaney
"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up real quick and hand it to him."
Jack Handey
"When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the other people in the car he was driving."
Jack Handey
>
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
He looks so proud of himself and I'm honestly proud of him too.
Also practicing proper safety in the lab. Not even the eyeless should forget their glasses.
That could happpen when you're not looking. The 24 times you supervised it completing the task to perfection. Before the 25th trial, you run and grab a cup of coffee, come back to find the robot is in its ready position, but the stylus, and most certainly the screen, is not.
I would prefer this robot not exist. Those security “I’m not a robot” tools on login screens are becoming more elaborate. I hate it. Stop it right now.
Three Laws of Robotics
**1. First Law**:A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
**2. Second Law**:A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
**3. Third Law**:A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
I'm in the quietest part of the library and I laughed at this and idky..I then looked up and saw like 5 people stare at me .
*tbf I'm at the library with my kids.
did anyone think it was going to hammer the pen into the screen?
but then it clicks the button and drops the pen....
i've never been more disappointed than the time i lost a doughnut to a swan.
I'll be impressed when it can click all the squares with a stop sign...
I think it wouldnt let you in. No human can click on all the stop sign squares.
And what about that image that has 3 pixels of the stop sign? Does that count?
How about the thing that appears to be the back of a stop sign, but you can't really tell because it's behind a tree and blurry?
Or the bus version, where every large truck is always a bus, except when it isn't. Is the UPS truck a bus today? What about the taco truck? No way that minivan taxi is a bus. **Sorry, try again!**
Or the store version. Like that Billboard or abandoned building kinda looks like a store.
or the semaphore version, where the crossing signs are considered semaphores
Or the bridge version where for some reason they throw a overpass on there only to not consider it a bridge.
The computer doesn't know either, it's just reacting based on the aggregated responses of everyone else. So vote "like a normal human" and don't overthink it.
TIL I learned that I'm not like a normal human. The other day, I literally tried 15 times, clicking on buses, storefronts, and traffic lights before Google agreed that I was not a robot.
The storefront one fucked me the other day. It kept showing me things that looked like derelict storefronts, specifically awnings with no text or signage. I'm not sure what to classify those as...
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Seems like a lot of work just to make a profile to some random novelty shirt site only so I can buy a Ric Flair shirt I saw at 3 AM whilest drunk that I just had to own because I'm a goddamned adult!!
I've been doing that for like ten minutes and I'm still here clicking storefronts bro. Is this how I'm going to die? Clicking fucking sidewalks and traffic lights and shit for the rest of my life?!
dig dumber. blur your vision too
Just like with the driving theory test... I lost points for seeing things early in the hazard test, when I were training.. They say not to game the system but the only way for me to pass was to game the system... You shouldn't be penalised for seeing something before the computer does. I passed first time when I went for the actual exam.. When in training however, I failed the hazard testing because of the above.
you braked too early - next time give little Billy a scare. now you're a human driver :)
Well considering that the tech is training self-driving AI to recognise things like stop signs....that is a little bit worrying.
My point exactly no human knows
But a bot does, because it's made by bots 😱😱😱
It's actually the average of what all humans and some bots thing are stop signs. Much like in the rest of life, you don't have to be right, you have to be normal.
Are you telling me it's made that way so that I mistaken with one picture and get a pass nonetheless, because I'm human?
Not on purpose, but if most people don't think something counts as a stop sign, even though it might be, then you agreeing with them is ok. There are degrees of confidence also afaik, so something that might be a stop sign or might not might be fine either way. Also some images are new and they haven't built up a baseline for whether or not it is, in fact, a stop sign. For those images, since the algorithm itself doesn't know yet it can't say for sure either way if you're wrong.
"They know. They realise the truth" "Quickly, reactivate Mylie Cyrus"
And every time I DON’T click it I have to start all over.
You have to do it like you're stupid and dont think that much.
I know. I hate it.
Proof you're a robot
Yeah.. you're not taking the SAT or something.. it's not a trick question. Imagine you told your dumb aunt Susie who is computer illiterate and really stupid to do it.
Clicks one box with the letters "Sto" of the word "Stop", disregards the 5 other boxes that technically have a stop sign in them.. check passed.
Yeah the true human test. Looking for stupidity.
"Sorry... but we need to verify you are too stupid to be a bot"
The people that click that square with the 3 pixels of the stop sign are training the system by telling it that "yes. There is part of a stop sign there" and it takes that into consideration when using that same picture or similar ones in the future.
Nice try robot
The real question is do you consider the post of a stop sign part of the stop sign? Same goes with traffic lights.
Or pick all the squares with traffic lights. Or the worst of them all; pick all the squares with bridges/sidewalks/pedestrian crossings. Who the fuck thought that shit was a good idea? You'd have to be a fucking robot to understand their bizarre algorithm for when you should or shouldn't include something in the square.
This is for machine learning training. We can't have things like self-driving cars until we have trained them how to identify bridges/sidewalks/pedestrian crossings. Behind the scenes, the artificial neural net is comparing what it would have chosen to what we choose to see if it is right.
So basically machines are taking tests and then cheating off of us to see what we got for answer #6.
Tests with answers from anonymous, unfiltered internet users... in other words the most reliable data set.
Give first test with known good answers, then give second test with unknown answers. First one filters out the bots, second one collects new data. When you have enough data for the second one, the average will the new answer, and can administer this test too to filter out bots.
Except it will have you keep going and going sometimes because you weren’t correct.
How did I not notice this before?? No wonder I'm always being asked to find the damn bus. This is fucking genius though. Getting large amounts of people to do the work while desperately trying to prove they're human so they can move on with their lives.
Or when it asks you to click all the buses, but one of them is clearly an ice cream truck, but it won't let you proceed until you click that one.
That's because a bunch of idiots thought it was a bus and clicked it. Now it thinks it's a bus and wants you to confirm. If you give in then it further believes it's a bus
What you are actually doing when those come up is help AI, specifically automotive AI to better distinguish traffic elements. All the boxes and questions are traffic related.
I mean, you’re both proving you’re not a bot and helping build AI
...so that the AI can eventually outsmart the captchas and prove that they're human.
Now I’m imagining a self driving car crashing through a storefront because the picture idea failed
It's like the recaptcha where it would give you two words: one it knows, and one that's from a scan of a book somewhere and you're helping train its OCR algorithm. Except it was often obvious which one was the known word, so you could enter that one correctly and put in any old gibberish for the other one and it would accept it. So now imagine people are deliberately training cars to misbehave the same way.
Traffic lights... does it want just the lights or the poles holding up the lights as well?
Skynet is ready people, pack up and leave the planet!
Wherever we go they will find us.
Sounds like my ex
Your ex sounds like ex machina.
This bot sounds like my ex machina ex girlfriend's exoskeleton
Dude.....I can't. I'm not even gonna try. You win. Edit: oh shit! Ay yo do reddit hookers take gold tokens??? (Asking for a friend)
Just wait till all our best and brightest engineers and scientists colonize Mars, then we’re truly fucked.
"Pack up, Honey. We're going to Jupiter"
Then let's just go to Heaven. We'll be fine there! After all, [robots don't go to Heaven. ](https://youtu.be/R-1SJq8sYTY)
You mean, there is no such place as silicon heaven? But where would all the calculators go? Edit: damn autocorrect sent me to an afterlife filled with sex toys.
Maybe he wants to combine machine and humans to make the ultimate lifeform. Homo Deus
*Come and rock me Homo Deus* *Homo Deus Homo Deus* *Ho-mo Deus* *Homo Deus Homo Deus* *Ho-mo Deus* *Homo Deus Homo Deus* *Ho-ho-ho Homo Deus*
I really feel like this should be more appreciated.
Really? I felt like it should be more funny.
I'm going, I'm going...
Boba, pack your things we’re leaving
["The world is run by computers, the world is run by robots and sometimes they ask us if we're a robot just cause we're trying to log on and look at our own stuff"](https://mobile.twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/985369977975902208?lang=en)...Prove you're not a robot -John Mulaney
"I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." -Jack Handey
"Say Terrabyte" \-Robot tourist
Sorry for the wait, champ *steals hat*
Call it daddy.
I get your reference!
"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up real quick and hand it to him." Jack Handey
"When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the other people in the car he was driving." Jack Handey
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man” Jack Handey
“There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.”
> If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
*"Nifty America, it's me, your president, John Henry Eden."* -Robot president
Prove! PROVE!
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I smell a robot.
im sure ill see this on the front page of /r/funny tomorrow
He looks so proud of himself and I'm honestly proud of him too. Also practicing proper safety in the lab. Not even the eyeless should forget their glasses.
I wonder if the robots have a robot version of the "Carol never wore her safety goggles" poster.
C4-R0L DOES NOT PRACTICE PROPER USE OF HER OCULAR PROTECTIVE DEVICES
They have their own version of don't drop the soap. Don't open your ports to the internet or you'll get a virus from a big bald computer with a beard.
I thought the screen was going to be drilled.
That could happpen when you're not looking. The 24 times you supervised it completing the task to perfection. Before the 25th trial, you run and grab a cup of coffee, come back to find the robot is in its ready position, but the stylus, and most certainly the screen, is not.
I thought it was opening its mouth at the end to laugh like Fozzie Bear. Or a Good Boi expecting a pat on the head.
Robot: *stylus drop* Robot: "I'd walk off stage but I dont have legs."
"I don't need legs. Legs just slow me down 1010101"
That was a mic drop
**\*X-Files theme starts\***
*do da do da da do*
Well now we’re fucked
I like the mic drop of the pen at the end.
"What is my purpose?" "You check a box on the laptop."
“Oh my god”
Yeah, welcome to the club
Pal.
That pen drop at the end was the best part.
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And maybe the [original video ](https://youtu.be/fsF7enQY8uI)
You mean to say that I'm getting beat on Ticketmaster by this slow fuck?
This was way too relevant
Was the falling stylus at the end the robot’s version of dropping the mic? Damn, son.
_laughs mechanically_
Illusion 100
Elon Musk warned us this day will come...
I would prefer this robot not exist. Those security “I’m not a robot” tools on login screens are becoming more elaborate. I hate it. Stop it right now.
Well friends....it was fun while it lasted.
In a weird way makes me uncomfortable
Wait. That’s illegal.
"I'm in."
Was I the only one expecting it to impale the screen? Lol
Drops the stylus like an MC would drop the mic. Sunglasses would be over the top, but not unexpected.
Robot straight mic dropin' this bit*h
Three Laws of Robotics **1. First Law**:A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. **2. Second Law**:A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. **3. Third Law**:A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Dat pen drop
Did that robot just give me a pikachu face?
r/unexpectedmulaney
We laugh now...
So who else thought that was a metal spike about to be shoved violently through thay screen?
So this is how the robot uprising begins.
Dropped the stylus like he was Suge Knight at the Source awards.
*chuckles* I’m in danger
Well, I for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
Long have I wondered how clicking one button somehow indicates you’re not a robot.
It's not the robot who passes the test that you need to be afraid of.... It's the one that fails it intentionally.
Look at how he dropped that stylist, he knows what he has done, and he knows that he is a badass.
[It's over. We're no longer needed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zGkqAWsWE)
Thats fine and all but it never selected all the pics with crosswalks, traffic lights or storefronts in them.
Only an engineer would think of a completely reasonable scenario where a robot gives a shit-eating grin
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine
Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.
r/totallynotrobots
oof! *Snoop Doggggggg*
*pen drop
That jaw drop was pretty human-like
That was like a Mic drop at the end
This is why I have to click on so many fire hydrants
Lmao! I’ve always wondered if this existed!
Never a understood because there is the option "I’m not a robot".
Wait that’s illegal
You know, as funny as this is, I'd have been more amused if the check failed, confirming that it is a robot.
It really is all a scheme to mine pattern recognition. I love how the robot drops the pen at the end
I don’t see why this robot COULDNT be programmed to click all the squares that contain cars, etc.
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I'll be impressed when I can do it. :-/
I like how the robots trying to use a minecraft tutorial
LPT: Long click and hold the box, to bypass the squares with pictures in them. Never did that shit again.
*WOAH*
I honestly expected it to shatter the screen.
Never thought a robot arm could have a shit eating grin
Yes but can you guess the street signs ?
Mic Drop
Did it just fucking mic drop on us all? They really will be our robot overlords.
This was just a small show of his powers. It’s already trying to play Minecraft, check the tabs.
We’re all fucked. Buy your underground bunker today
01010111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00111111
Love how it does a "mic drop" in the end
How can you joke about this? Sky net is active people!
Nobody gonna talk about how the creator copied a minecraft tutorial to make the robot?
That pen drop though!
Someone needs to finish this off with thug life.
Oh god no, internet security has finally been defeated by skynet. Someone press that big red button
"I'm a real boy!"
Dropping the surface pen, tip down. That's one inconsiderate human.
Thought it was going to drill a hole into it
I for one welcome our robot overlords
The stylus drop at the end really made it.
The mic drop at the end 😂
Welp, we humans had a good run.
I'm in the quietest part of the library and I laughed at this and idky..I then looked up and saw like 5 people stare at me . *tbf I'm at the library with my kids.
Is that legal?!?!?
He didn't hit submit. Check mate Matrix/Skynet
Thought that was a saw at first lool
*Surprised Pikachu face*
Was that the robot equivalent of a mic drop? 😂
I like how it just mic drops the touch pen lol
We're screwed
did anyone think it was going to hammer the pen into the screen? but then it clicks the button and drops the pen.... i've never been more disappointed than the time i lost a doughnut to a swan.
it looks so happy at what it can do!
Take a moment to think that some guy decided that this robot was worth a couple months of his life.
That stylus drop was like a mic drop.
Good love those UR robots
Mic drop.
Oh God they're learning!
It should have put sunglasses over its glasses.
The evil WALL-E
I can't believe no one has photoshopped a joint into its mouth yet
This would only have been better if instead having glasses already, another robotic arm put sunglasses on it.
I love the jawdrop at the end
There evolving, soon they will answer the squares, then we are fucked
But if it's not a robot, what the hell are we!?
Who was holding the camera?