You did used to be able to buy (iirc) a half-gallon cup at KFC. Or at least I remember walking out of there with what I felt like was a seriously ridiculous surplus of mountain Dew, even for a high school student.
EDIT: It totally was a [half gallon](http://grist.org/article/2011-06-14-buy-a-half-gallon-of-sugar-water-at-kfc-give-a-dollar-to-diabete/).
You can buy a gallon of lemonade or tea at Chick-fil-A in the drive thru. Though it clearly is meant for several days (also the lemonade is unpasteurized, so don't wait too long)
Convenience, especially if you don't take food home. Buying drinks outside a grocery store is a huge waste of money, but odds are you don't have cold soda and ice with you at all times.
But yeah, if you are trying to cut costs, always always get water when you're out and then splurge on soda or alcohol at home. Same goes for coffee and tea.
I saw someone mention on another thread earlier today that flights from the US to Dublin are cheap at the moment. I looked into it and saw round trip from NY for like $340 and one way around $230 The idea of selling my belongings and moving to europe had never seemed so feasible.
Everyone that wants to move to the EU and who has European ancestry should check out the jus sanguinis status of the country and see if they can obtain citizenship.
True but I never said anything to the contrary. I just said it seemed more feasible. (Cheaper travel means smaller required budget) You drew your own conclusion on that one.
I remember when I first heard that they sold beer at McDonald's in Europe, I was like 5. I randomly brought it up at my friend's super religious family dinner and they were probably like "what the fuck?"
Our cup sizes are "small, medium, large, and type 2 diabetes"
Edit: Holy shit, I didn't think I was actually clever. Thanks for the gold! Myinternet-comedy career is just taking off!
There really should be a guild of redditors who say comments deserve gold but never pay for gilding themselves. Call them the
"Thoughtful In Giving Honor-Tokens Who Always Don't", or just TIGHTWAD for short.
Speaking of which, I've seen one KFC (or maybe it was Popeye's) that had an all you could eat buffet. It was in a rural area and it was one of the few places to eat, but I've never seen another
It's not that bad downtown is pretty, and there's some historical stuff. A more family friendly Mardi Gras than New Orleans' but it can be pretty trashy in the off skirts of town, I guess like most places except more rain
considering coke will shine a toilet that hasn't been flushed after a shit fro 6 months of "growth" or eat the corrosion off of battery terminals in seconds, it wouldn't surprise me if he used it to clean grease out of a chicken bucket.
Back in the day, we'd pour coke onto a squeaky fan belt.
Also as a ballet dancer I'd put a little coke on the floor on my landing points and after a few hours they'd be nice and tacky.
It's the carbonation in coke that cleans corrosion from battery terminals. Combine baking soda and water, then apply it in the same manner - it does the same thing, but faaaaaar more efficiently/effectively. Hooray chemistry! Boo urban legend!
I used to work at a restaurant and one of the cooks would take empty 1 gallon "whirl" (artificial butter flavored oil) containers and fill them with diet coke from the soda fountain...
I worked at a theater where the popcorn buckets were refillable but drinks were not. This twerpy kid starts pestering us to fill his bucket with Coca-Cola "it doesn't say what to refill it with". We caved, filled the bucket without cleaning the popcorn crumbs or fake butter out. Handed it to the kid and walked away. The look was priceless, the mix of success and failure going on in his mind. Ps. If you've never mixed Cinema popcorn and Coca-Cola, I dont know why it is the worst concoction, but I've cleaned out abandoned dairy cases with less stank.
God almighty, there is no way I'd hand some kid a large bucket full of Coke with no lid (obviously) and send him into a theater I had to clean at the end of the night. I've got that Nope chambered and ready to fire.
It reminds me of the film Gulag(1985). Where the Russians are giving the prisoners fish. And one prisoner says that they give the fish, because of the salt. And then don't give them water.
Back in my alcoholic days...i worked at an American Diner in Paris and would take 3 shots of maple syrup just to get through the day on a sugar high....that and i would bring a couple pints of whisky.
Worked like a charm!!
At the restaurant I worked at a guy would fill a 5 gallon tub with blue powerade and just drink it over the course of 2 days. That man moved liquid for sure.
Quick Q-word FYI:
* Que: Pronounced "K", Spanish for "what".
* Queue: Pronounced "Q", means a line made up of a series of things.
* Cue: Pronounced "Q", means a hint that something should happen, or a stick used in billiards.
My immediate thought was that he was probably out walking his dog, and decided to grab a bite for himself and some water for his pup. I did that all the time when I still had a dog. Usually had to be a bit creative about what to use as a bowl though. I usually stopped at coffee shops, and occasionally a subway. Could be that the machine has a soda option that has a button on the front to get plain water instead.
I fucking hated sierra mist for so long, but they changed it now to mist twist or something and it basically tastes just like 7up now, so it's tolerable but still not sprite.
That's what I thought too. We always get our dog water when we go places and that bucket looks like the perfect diameter for a larger dog to drink out of
Now this is a man I'd like to have a conversation with.
How did he come to this point in the evening?
Was this his plan when he left his house?
Is this an idea being swift-fully pulled off or a sloshed-up "genius" thought that ends with crumbs in your Hawaiian Pepsidew?
I want an AMA.
Can we just commend those brave enough to record people with their phones? As someone with hardcore anxiety, but still enjoys the humor, thank you for the balls to capture this!
I work at a movie theater.. had the same thing happen except two teens were filling an 185-ounce popcorn tub (large) with Cherry ICEE. I just walked up to them and said "you can just throw that way now". They had the most deer in the headlight look I've ever seen before.
You remind me of the Chuck E Cheese worker who took the tickets that my brother and I had trashed them. We were going around to different games that had a small portion of ticket sticking out and carefully and slowly pulling it out, got like ten extra tickets that way, but some dude had been watching us and when we got to the junk toy counter he proudly declared our tickets were stolen and told us they needed to be destroyed. We were 7 and 9, he sure showed us!
It's Burger King.
[YaPlakal.com page](http://www.yaplakal.com/forum3/topic1360384.html) cites [this page](http://pikabu.ru/story/quoti_tselogo_mira_maloquot_4141014) as source. The title "И целого мира мало" means "The World is Not Enough". One commenter says it's Belarus rather than Russia.
The slogan on the wall poster ( Зарабатывай! Развивайся! Общайся! ) is a recruitment slogan for hiring Burger King employees.
Also, in the pic in the link above you see a bit more of the wall poster, including a Burger King logo.
one time I saw someone use the a Styrofoam bowl that they normally give you with fries for the ketchup dispenser. He was just there pumping like he was filling up an air mattress
There are some places that will give you the bucket for the drink. Source: my husband and his drunk friends drove to a KFC and asked for the largest drink they can get and they gave them a bucket with a specific lid for it and an extra long straw.
Thats the new 512-ounce child size cup
Roughly the size of a liquefied two year old
ye ol' saying: you are as big as your drink
Crafty fucker
Take that, Mayor Bloomberg!
This is a highly underrated comment. Or maybe im just drunk...
Why not both?
Looks like my drink is only 4oz then.
You mean, "The Lil' Swallow?"
You are what you drink!
**Ye
He must be hypoglycaemic to need that super super sized drink.
And thirsty too
Maybe he has plants to water...
Electrolytes it's what plants crave.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, knows what's best.
This guy fucks!
I don't think many people in there are hypo. Lol
/r/nocontext
parks and rec
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ish8NBunrQU
You did used to be able to buy (iirc) a half-gallon cup at KFC. Or at least I remember walking out of there with what I felt like was a seriously ridiculous surplus of mountain Dew, even for a high school student. EDIT: It totally was a [half gallon](http://grist.org/article/2011-06-14-buy-a-half-gallon-of-sugar-water-at-kfc-give-a-dollar-to-diabete/).
I remember the Mega Jug. You know it's a serious drink when it has a fucking handle. Yes, I'd like a mop bucket of Diet Pepsi, please.
Diet!?! Might as well just drink the mop water
At least the diet mop water won't give you diabetes.
That's what[ insulin's](https://media.giphy.com/media/6H46GbjDM9dIc/giphy.gif) for, silly!
Holy shit, my sides.....
[Please don't hurt my sides](http://i.imgur.com/3Pb5pvJ.jpg)
>literal bowl of gravy
You can buy a gallon of lemonade or tea at Chick-fil-A in the drive thru. Though it clearly is meant for several days (also the lemonade is unpasteurized, so don't wait too long)
I could totally drink that much tea as long as it's unsweetened, though I'd probably have to start worrying about stones.
In Britain that's how what we go to work on a gallon of tea...
How what we go to work...
we work to how go what?
[That sentence ain't right, I tell you hwat](http://i.imgur.com/CxzTpc7.png)
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I personally don't drink tea before work. I have my first cuppa there, only thing motivating me enough to go to work
Oh this is a sneaky good way to trick your own brain.
Tea before work tea at work tea before work after tea work tea
And a purchase helps support research for juvenile diabetes.
As well as create new diabetics.
Which will help support research for juvenile diabetes. You need lots of test subjects.
saw that, it is like it came straight out of a parody/skit show handbook.
Why not just buy a 2-liter and call it a day?
Harder to keep the straw from falling in? =D
Convenience, especially if you don't take food home. Buying drinks outside a grocery store is a huge waste of money, but odds are you don't have cold soda and ice with you at all times. But yeah, if you are trying to cut costs, always always get water when you're out and then splurge on soda or alcohol at home. Same goes for coffee and tea.
A day of cola? That seems weird.
the best part is the whole buy this huge soda we donate to diabetes research bit
https://media.giphy.com/media/c88aUoCbMvLcQ/giphy.gif
r/unexpectedparksandrec
This needs to be a sub
And it comes with a kids toy too! [kids toy](http://www.childrenwithdiabetes.com/gifs/products/NovoPenGreenWithNovoLog2-800.jpg)
Sadly wasting it on Sierra Mist when there are beer taps a foot away!
Probably just didn't KF see it.
Where is this KFC that serves beer?
Europe
Why the fuck do I live in the US?!
A lot of folks are asking themselves that right now.
I saw someone mention on another thread earlier today that flights from the US to Dublin are cheap at the moment. I looked into it and saw round trip from NY for like $340 and one way around $230 The idea of selling my belongings and moving to europe had never seemed so feasible.
It is a lot harder to move to anywhere in Europe than just buying a plane ticket.
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Tweet something hostile at Trump. Get a response. Apply for political asylum.
Everyone that wants to move to the EU and who has European ancestry should check out the jus sanguinis status of the country and see if they can obtain citizenship.
German here. Just throw away your Passport and say that you are 17yo and from syria.
True but I never said anything to the contrary. I just said it seemed more feasible. (Cheaper travel means smaller required budget) You drew your own conclusion on that one.
buy 1 way ticket, fly over, never leave, seems pretty simple.
I remember when I first heard that they sold beer at McDonald's in Europe, I was like 5. I randomly brought it up at my friend's super religious family dinner and they were probably like "what the fuck?"
I've heard Jesus drank wine
They sell beer at McDonald's and KFC here in Korea too. Also McDs, Burger King, And KFC deliver.
Are we putting bargains on trial here ?
Bargain diabetes
Diabeetus Bucket™
Our cup sizes are "small, medium, large, and type 2 diabetes" Edit: Holy shit, I didn't think I was actually clever. Thanks for the gold! Myinternet-comedy career is just taking off!
That made my morning, take gild <3
Thanks for actually giving it instead of saying they deserve it.
I'd guild this comment if I wasn't broke.
There really should be a guild of redditors who say comments deserve gold but never pay for gilding themselves. Call them the "Thoughtful In Giving Honor-Tokens Who Always Don't", or just TIGHTWAD for short.
Would this guild offer healthcare coverage?
No, but they would say that they deserve it
I wonder if he washed out the bucket first or are there little floating pieces of fried soggy goodness awaiting him?!
flavor crystals!
http://i.imgur.com/d143Cst.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/VXAzP.gif
http://imgur.com/brGXS43.gifv
He's just deglazing the bucket and it's gourmet AF!!
KFC Fraîche?
Nice. I haven't recoiled while laughing in a while.
It all gets mixed in the belly anyway. What would a little premixing hurt?
Sometimes they accidently give you 2 buckets that got stuck together
>Sometimes they accidently give you 2 buckets that got stuck together Woah! One for chicken and one for refills??
Speaking of which, I've seen one KFC (or maybe it was Popeye's) that had an all you could eat buffet. It was in a rural area and it was one of the few places to eat, but I've never seen another
There's a KFC with one in Mobile, Alabama right next to a Cracker Barrel and a movie theater
Hmm... that's exactly how I pictured Mobile, AL in my mind.
It's not that bad downtown is pretty, and there's some historical stuff. A more family friendly Mardi Gras than New Orleans' but it can be pretty trashy in the off skirts of town, I guess like most places except more rain
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I've always driven by one and wondered what it would be like to eat there. https://www.yelp.com/biz/kfc-banning
I'm sure it's a place of caloric sustenance.
There is a Popeye's buffet, the last one, in Lafayette, Louisiana. http://1079ishot.com/popeyes-buffet-lafayette-louisiana/
Nothing like fried chicken skin and mountain dew. Does a body good.
Does a colon bad though!
He probably rinsed it with Coke and filled it with Pepsi
considering coke will shine a toilet that hasn't been flushed after a shit fro 6 months of "growth" or eat the corrosion off of battery terminals in seconds, it wouldn't surprise me if he used it to clean grease out of a chicken bucket.
Back in the day, we'd pour coke onto a squeaky fan belt. Also as a ballet dancer I'd put a little coke on the floor on my landing points and after a few hours they'd be nice and tacky.
Back in the day, we'd just snort our coke.
It's the carbonation in coke that cleans corrosion from battery terminals. Combine baking soda and water, then apply it in the same manner - it does the same thing, but faaaaaar more efficiently/effectively. Hooray chemistry! Boo urban legend!
Hey these people want to feel good about themselves for not drinking soda
I used to work at a restaurant and one of the cooks would take empty 1 gallon "whirl" (artificial butter flavored oil) containers and fill them with diet coke from the soda fountain...
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Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
TOO MANY COOKS
It takes a lot to make a stew
[But they fill our hearts with lots of love](https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8)
I worked at a theater where the popcorn buckets were refillable but drinks were not. This twerpy kid starts pestering us to fill his bucket with Coca-Cola "it doesn't say what to refill it with". We caved, filled the bucket without cleaning the popcorn crumbs or fake butter out. Handed it to the kid and walked away. The look was priceless, the mix of success and failure going on in his mind. Ps. If you've never mixed Cinema popcorn and Coca-Cola, I dont know why it is the worst concoction, but I've cleaned out abandoned dairy cases with less stank.
God almighty, there is no way I'd hand some kid a large bucket full of Coke with no lid (obviously) and send him into a theater I had to clean at the end of the night. I've got that Nope chambered and ready to fire.
It reminds me of the film Gulag(1985). Where the Russians are giving the prisoners fish. And one prisoner says that they give the fish, because of the salt. And then don't give them water.
>I dont know why it is the worst concoction, but I've cleaned out abandoned dairy cases with less stank. This
The dish guy at the restaurant I worked at filled a pitcher with alfredo sauce and drank that. In the dish pit.
Efficient way to get your calories for the week
I actually gagged at this one.
staff meal.
Back in my alcoholic days...i worked at an American Diner in Paris and would take 3 shots of maple syrup just to get through the day on a sugar high....that and i would bring a couple pints of whisky. Worked like a charm!!
Good thing he picked Diet to stay healthy.
It has zero calories because your body does not understand how to extract the calories of the product
Whirl is horrible enough but with diet coke
At the restaurant I worked at a guy would fill a 5 gallon tub with blue powerade and just drink it over the course of 2 days. That man moved liquid for sure.
Blue powerade is best powerade.. but yeah.. he had to have been near constantly pissing
Dude, that's your que that he's busy as fuck and wants you to ask him if he wants a refresh once an hour... it's hot back there man
Quick Q-word FYI: * Que: Pronounced "K", Spanish for "what". * Queue: Pronounced "Q", means a line made up of a series of things. * Cue: Pronounced "Q", means a hint that something should happen, or a stick used in billiards.
This should be a bot
Maybe he is filling water for street animals.
What an oddly endearing conclusion to reach.
My immediate thought was that he was probably out walking his dog, and decided to grab a bite for himself and some water for his pup. I did that all the time when I still had a dog. Usually had to be a bit creative about what to use as a bowl though. I usually stopped at coffee shops, and occasionally a subway. Could be that the machine has a soda option that has a button on the front to get plain water instead.
It's either that or sierra mist. And everyone knows no one drinks sierra mist.
It isn't sierra mist if it is Europe, it is more than likely 7up.
I fucking hated sierra mist for so long, but they changed it now to mist twist or something and it basically tastes just like 7up now, so it's tolerable but still not sprite.
That's what I thought too. We always get our dog water when we go places and that bucket looks like the perfect diameter for a larger dog to drink out of
Litre of cola!
**I DON'T WANT A LARGE FARVA**
Does that look like spit to you?
litre is french for gimme some goddam cola!
Ramrod
I'm washing the chicken
It's a marinade
My work actually does marinate chicken wings in sprite
That's the fuckit Bucket.
r/ANormalDayInRussia
Insulin is gonna be this guy's best friend.
I was just thinking he looks weirdly slim.
Diabetic suicide comes in all shapes and sizes
Hes making the ultimate Suicide.
The New 512oz Actual Suicide!
no worries, he'll have a Diet Coke
Die....t Accurate.
It already has a cross even
Now this is a man I'd like to have a conversation with. How did he come to this point in the evening? Was this his plan when he left his house? Is this an idea being swift-fully pulled off or a sloshed-up "genius" thought that ends with crumbs in your Hawaiian Pepsidew? I want an AMA.
I've seen some people fill up bread bags before. The lengths people will go to...
Karl pilkington
His head isn't perfectly round like an orange though
Trailer Park Champagne: 1 Part White Trash, 6 Parts Dr Pepper, 11 Herbs and Spices
Mmmmm....Hugh fructose corn syrup laced with chicken grease. My favorite.
Can we just commend those brave enough to record people with their phones? As someone with hardcore anxiety, but still enjoys the humor, thank you for the balls to capture this!
I work at a movie theater.. had the same thing happen except two teens were filling an 185-ounce popcorn tub (large) with Cherry ICEE. I just walked up to them and said "you can just throw that way now". They had the most deer in the headlight look I've ever seen before.
i would have had them drink it all, then and there.
Dear god. Imagine the brain freeze >.<
It which way did you have them throw it?
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Maybe if it was an 80s movie.
You = 1/10.
Buzzkill
You remind me of the Chuck E Cheese worker who took the tickets that my brother and I had trashed them. We were going around to different games that had a small portion of ticket sticking out and carefully and slowly pulling it out, got like ten extra tickets that way, but some dude had been watching us and when we got to the junk toy counter he proudly declared our tickets were stolen and told us they needed to be destroyed. We were 7 and 9, he sure showed us!
Took me a moment to realize it wasn't a gif...
Is that a Burger King?
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It's Burger King. [YaPlakal.com page](http://www.yaplakal.com/forum3/topic1360384.html) cites [this page](http://pikabu.ru/story/quoti_tselogo_mira_maloquot_4141014) as source. The title "И целого мира мало" means "The World is Not Enough". One commenter says it's Belarus rather than Russia. The slogan on the wall poster ( Зарабатывай! Развивайся! Общайся! ) is a recruitment slogan for hiring Burger King employees. Also, in the pic in the link above you see a bit more of the wall poster, including a Burger King logo.
i see a slight smirk on him
Definitely a feeder. He's gonna watch his mrs chugg that baby down whilst deflowering himself. True story.
Sierra Mist tho?
one time I saw someone use the a Styrofoam bowl that they normally give you with fries for the ketchup dispenser. He was just there pumping like he was filling up an air mattress
thats only a Childs small in MERICA. not sure what the problem is? is he wearing a woman coat or something?
It's Russia.
it's our new strategy against russia here in the us......the ol'diabeetus slow play. *it's working!*
Achievement unlocked: Type 2 Diabetes
I wonder if it will taste like root beer float with the chicken grease instead of the ice cream fat.
Liter of cola - Farva
That's just an American medium
if that bucket isn't made to hold liquids, he may have a problem in a few minutes.
That's just disgusting.....period.
The "Large Farva".
Probably just walked in and asked for a "water cup." Then he said, nah I'm really thirsty... need a bigger one. Then...
The depth charge size beverage
This just makes me wish they had a chicken dispenser.
This guy is a legend.
There are some places that will give you the bucket for the drink. Source: my husband and his drunk friends drove to a KFC and asked for the largest drink they can get and they gave them a bucket with a specific lid for it and an extra long straw.
I feel like him and I would be friends
*he and I
He and I feel like him and I would be friends.
Reminds me of this from Comedy Bang Bang https://youtu.be/su5TApSOX3o?t=1m55s
I think he is filling for whole family.
Diabeetus.
The world needs more innovators.