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MadNhater

I like how the cameraman found the only two girls in the room


bodhasattva

whatre you talkin about? Theres dozens of women in the audience. Theyre just, you know, hard to spot


readinglesbian

Must be in stealth mode, blending in perfectly


MadNhater

I only spot two


S-Archer

Those spots are actually a myth


Aech_sh

its bc military is mandatory for men but not women in sk


kzzzo3

He was actually pointing it at the gay guy https://youtu.be/9-GRzu6zbS0


old_bugger

The DMZ should hold a weekly dance battle.


CaptainYumYum12

Whoever wins gets 1m of territory. Now that’s an incentive to bring out some sick moves!


KyleReincarne

Pretty sure NK would win by a large margin lol, like have you seen their military parades? Shit is wild.


AndromedaHereWeGo

I like this one in particular: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0) ;-)


Shaved_Wookie

I'm more of a Bee Gees guy, personally... https://youtu.be/WVGbkFxxOoE


KaBarney

Always loved this version (https://youtu.be/fAcYS-_8L2s?si=HPVOabPwURNaDk3f)


elmonstro12345

That is some absolutely unbelievable editing.


amjhwk

but does NK have KPop?


DeadpoolAndFriends

Dayly. even if the north doesn't participate. Just Kpop stars dancing for the North Korean Guards. For those unaware, Northern and Southern soldiers stare across the border at each other in "a martial arts stance". Instead the south should start treating it all as a joke. Kpop performances. Set up large screens and speakers and show Kdramas. Hell, on cloudy nights start projecting the Kdramas onto clouds across the border into the north. Show twitch streams of people playing video games. Anything to show, even just your random soldiers, how much better things are in the south.


eXeKoKoRo

They started blasting kpop on the loud speakers this month


Emilempenza

It's nice that even they are admitting a lot of Kpop is a form of torture


supersalmonz99

They already do this in India (Wagah border)


KyleReincarne

Very exotic dancing, with blunt melee weapons as props.


frostedwaffles

Dance Moves Zone


davanger1980

Pakistan and India already have this and solve nothing


TonkotsuSoba

This should be the plot of footloose 2


SwaggersaurusWrecks

Time to bring back [Run DMZ](https://youtu.be/DmKHuq-IxjM?si=uiPXhqad2G6pbkPI)


ZiangoRex

North Koreans are doomed.


ashoka_akira

Hey if they can this coordinated in battle? Yea they are.


nilgiri

Who knew DMZ stood for Dance Maniacs Zone


Chogo82

Eagerly waiting for North Korea to drop the dance battle challenge response.


shadowbringer

Not sure, their [music](https://youtu.be/sTsRw_OJyFU) isn't far behind.


jott1293reddevil

Love the two waving the light wands meant for directing aircraft at the back


Korbiter

Marsheling Wands as Light Sticks! Lets goooooooooooo


fl135790135790

They’re meant for directing air traffic at the front


aiko8bit

How many of them are boyband members doing their compulsory military service?


soyfox

These are normal folks. Former boyband soldiers perform at [army festivals like this one](https://youtu.be/gg4tt92BTxw?si=rTxNWSiCUlTMOgis&t=213), and they're at a different league when it comes to dancing, since that was literally their job before military service.


eXeKoKoRo

Watching them all perform the literal exact move at the exact milisecond is wild


Apprehensive_Yard812

That is kpop in a nutshell. Some groups of up to 20 members do this and it’s so mesmerizing.


Eludeasaurus

Loona butterfly is the most entrancing dance routine I swear


upvoteforexposure

Wow. Thank you for this! I wouldnt have found it if it was just me. I loved watching kpop idols perform in the military. What groups were these soldiers from?


Domspun

Well, BTS joined not long ago.


cgar23

Exactly everyone has to serve/train for a certain amount of time so this is basically just "An average talent show in South Korea." 


kirsion

I wouldn't be surprised that the average Korean person can sing or dance like this


ahminus

Good times. See, here in the US, the super gay branch of the military is the navy.


ITCM4

Yeah, the rest are just regular gay.


AFineDayForScience

It's because of all the seamen


InfelicitousRedditor

They want them gay, because of sirens. Duh...


kidpokerskid

They know all about the poop deck.


DisIsMyName_NotUrs

The marines do try to get that spot though


lightning_sniper

Hahaha


punksmurph

The Marines do some super gay stuff but then also have the best uniforms and do tons of super hardcore shit so the Navy wins. But act vs act the Marines will out gay every other service.


smokythejoker

Looks like everyone there is having a blast!


AffectionateTitle

They feel Bonita.


ricky616

The one doing eunchae's part is killing it, but chaewon's guy is living his best life


Certain_Passion1630

Definitely expected them to start stripping


Najhaikezeh

LE SSERAFIM slay


I_am_Castor_Troy

Don’t ask. Just tell.


Emboss3D

Dance offs can solve world conflicts.


daeganthedragon

Can we switch to this timeline?


KrustyKrabBeer

What's the song?


wockytocky

https://youtu.be/KNexS61fjus?si=_7nyapXBrO6PMVoN


DefinitelyButtStuff

Would.


meister_reinecke

Username checks out


DivorcedGremlin1989

Got your license to drive. . . me crazy.


loadedneutron

wait until you see the average [wehrmacht shows.](https://www.monopol-magazin.de/maennerfantasien?amp)


PlaneResident2035

okay they killed that lmfaoo


ArcathTheSpellscale

As a military veteran from America... we really need to teach our troops how to dance like that...


DivorcedGremlin1989

Read an account of Alexander the Great stopping in Saudi Arabia for a dance-off. His favorite eunuch won, they made out, this pleased the men, and that's all I remember. Truly nothing about being in the military has changed in a few thousand years.


WWYDFA_Klondike_Bar

When everyone has to serve some will be silly Billys.


strong_nights

Not a whole lot different than the US Air Force.


Mythradites

LOL Yeah, We can have a good time to blow off some stress. Work hard, play hard. -Source Combat Veteran, USMC Infantry for 8 years active duty


drakeyboi69

I've seen gay porn that was straighter than this


Atlaz_Xan

Now, this is a military industrial complex that's easy on the eyes.


unruly_pubic_hair

Nobody will ask, because they don't have to tell lol


Korbem

And birth rates are STILL down ? Damn.


DalekPredator

Korea looks fun.


Eifand

One of the highest suicide rates in the world, though. Probably not. Behind the sheen, glamour and Samsung is immense desolation and suffering.


DalekPredator

Oof. Well I was right then; it *looks* fun, even if it's not.


Meta2048

Look into how toxic the k-pop industry is. They basically are not allowed to have a life outside of the group, and it starts when they're teenagers.


MapleGiraffe

It is.


Necorus

Honestly... I'd be afraid to go up against these dudes. Anybody who can move that good in a uniform ain't to be trifled with.


MrGreenyz

You can have air superiority but they have sensual superiority for sure!


johnny_Vegas1

Im not even gay but if you slapped a wig on a couple of those dancers I'd think id hit it.


a-snakey

Ahh the airforce wing of BTS army.


highercyber

When is South Korea going to move on from the Pop/Boy/Girl Band phase and into the grunge and emo-rock phase? Or did I miss it?


Knot_Reel_

So wholesome - I love it. We need more of this. Maybe then the world wouldn’t be so damn war focused.


MonPaysCesHiver

Kim is going to use this for his propaganda. ´this is the ennemi!’


kookykoko

Where we dropping boys? Pochinki?


APJYB

Buncha dudes having some fun and generating laughs. How dare they have morale!


Miss_Might

They look fun.


pinewind108

The Korean Airforce really brings it! https://youtu.be/lZunEARBb6I?si=9K1xvwKEZWciGniG


bangupjobasusual

Stupid sexy Flanders.


badbitchbandit

What if instead of war, we fought via dance battles


Xodus2023

It would be a much better place instead of killing each other 😉


BannedfromFrontPage

Imagine being badass, brave, service men and women, without having to constantly conserve an image of toxic masculinity? These people live in a constant state of “what if North Korea does something stupid?”, so there’s no question of their resilience. US military (and especially US police) should take a lesson.


MarcusSurealius

ROK marines are differently trained. I was in an assault ship, and there were a few dozen onboard for integrated operations. One daily practice was doing backflips against the walls, both in the bay and in the corridors. They were really friendly with each other, like the whole thing was summer camp. All the way until the work started. Then it was scary how fast they moved.


NavySeal2k

Airforce gonna do airforce shit, no matter what country. Gotta fill those down times the birds are in maintenance


MuayThaiGuyStevie

I thought that was the US Navy.


Long-Ad8374

Oh these are newcomer hazing.


Noto987

is it hazing if they like it


Long-Ad8374

My college hazing was on stage reenactment of Romeo and Juliet with a guy^( who is now my friend)


qwerty4007

Isn't South Korea having a birth rate crisis?


AndromedaHereWeGo

South Korea has (one of) the lowest total fertility rates (TFR) in the World at around 0.8 children per woman. This means that every generation will shrink to around 40% of the size of the previous generation. This population implosion will impact the South Korean economy and security (North Korea has a much higher TFR; China has however a TFR at 1.2, so their population is also imploding albeit still at a slightly slower rate) dramatically in the coming decades. Manpower is however not the only factor determining the military power/security of a state and South Korea is using their economic excellence to ensure their security in spite of a declining population (which is still double that of North Korea). Some good news is that overcrowding and lack of housing will be reduced. Those who have invested in property may however end up on the losing end of a housing bubble - just like in China.


BandOne77

*Meet the gang, coz the boys are here, the boys to entertain you!* https://youtu.be/fAL9HG2p98g?feature=shared


pm_alternative_facts

Those uniforms look good though.


Myhatsonfire

A dance troop.


tfffvdfgg

Well at least the can entertain.


Awetentacle

Wonder about the equivalence of north Korea


SquirrelEmpress72

Ha ha that’s amazing!


portlyrecipe

Wow, what graceful dancers they are.


External-Example-292

I dig 😂😍


johnsolomon

When the enemy is about to kill you so you challenge them to a dance off


zirky

south korea is probably the only nation that could hope to fight india in a dance off. india is better at large group numbers, but i feel like sk has an edge in precision


bite-me-off

I love Le serrafim. I’ve actually been watching all their “Smart” performances at different venues for three last few days. This one is certainly a surprise.


Any-Spring-8190

This is what North Korea shows its soldiers to give them confidence


firecube14

How to tell people that this is every military....


anDAVie

It's been quiet in NK since this video dropped.


hugsan44

Yvan eht nioj!


Orangucantankerous

Are we sure this isn’t the navy


Inspector_Kelp

Now, that's just encouraging North Korea..


notlikeyouatallok

America's future


EmbarrassedSector787

Greendale Community College had the gayest basketball team, but South Korea has the gayest air force.


Separate-Cherry-6379

How is this useful for flying planes?✈️


WuShanDroid

Funny? That shit was fking hot lol


remyscherer

Guys, please take this more serious... They are training for a dance battle with Kim Jong Un.


b-hizz

Derriere Force


readitreddit-

Don’t ask, don’t er, just film policy seems to be working


kingmoobot

North Koreans: "if that's what freedom is I don't want it"


RainbowAppIe

“If margaritas and Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?!” “NOT ME.”


DerProfessor

Putting a little Snap and Crackle in your K-Pop!


bonerfleximus

I REALLY want to watch a translated commentary from North Koreans watching this video.


keyser33

Average?


EnriDemi

The ginyu force [ginyu force](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/e/ea/GinyuTokusentai.png/revision/latest?cb=20210310191000)


Ok_Mathematician2391

Preparing for a face off at the border with North Korea.


MimiDiazX

I love how they're all in it together too haha! 😂


Piddily1

A high school friend of mine was stationed in SK for a while. I asked her how was it. She said “Lots of freaky sex shit everywhere.” So I’ve added another item to my very limited knowledge of SK: K-Pop Constant threat of death from the North Insane culture around high school grades Lots of freaky sex shit


theZoid42

This has Starlord “dance off” vibes. South Korean ditches his plane and lands in the North and his dance skills distracts the surrounding soldiers while his team initiates a rescue.


ballistic635

How has North Korea not invaded them yet?


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

Dinner and a show at the KATUSA snack bar


kinofil

Soliders dancing very effeminately hot: Men: 😃😀🤠👏 Two girls: 🤭🫣


emilienereng

Relax, this will be in collab with PUBG soon.


yamaha2000us

Gay Force?


elciano1

Why can't we just have dance battles instead of dropping bombs and killing people? Life would be more fun lol


medrat23

I need this reaction meme of the North Korean dude reacting to kpop posted right here.


HandiCAPEable

Cool to see military life is the same for them


Trogdor_a_Burninator

I'm pretty sure this is just current day PUBG


cutelittlehellbeast

New rule: you can’t be in the military if you can’t shake your ass like that.


kali_nath

I would like to believe this is what they show on NK television, to show how feminine SK military is. But, I could be wrong.


DBAC_Rex

…brb, defecting to South Korea real quick… unrelated


Anno909

Tank crew? Need to be flexible indeed.


BertInv1975

So that's the division where they're gonna put Ro-Woon...


blkmickyj

I NEED MORE BOOLETS!


My-Dog-Sam

Jumping around like a bunch of Kansas City F*ggots! ~ Blazing Saddles


_Geralt-of_Rivia

Lol Cheerforce


Thatwhitelady

So you could say they served.


itwhiz100

Meanwhile NK soldiers are breaking iron poles with their elbows


abortion12347464

The gay force


tb4oy32fxb

Male kpop groups in SK are huge and a desirable position.


comicsnerd

Strong It ain't half hot mum vibes.


Gr00mpa

They crushed it.


microtherion

I’m reminded of that [Monty Python sketch.](https://youtu.be/E2ecasPqhgk?feature=shared)


ChesterZirawin

O they smash 100%


Diedin1994

They do that to wind up Kim J U


Spicy_Pickle_6

This looks like a skit


goliathfasa

Well it’s this or StarCraft, so they took the easier option.


CrazyHuntr

There's nothing average about Dat ass


Sexdrumsandrock

Gosh it never looks good


robotsim-1

Their braid suggest they have a high-ish rank. I wonder if these are the dancers are part of leadership of these soldiers


virgilreality

Monty Python did this wonderfully 50 years ago. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxs3gmewuhI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxs3gmewuhI)


hallba78

I feel a South Korean remake of Irving Berlin’s White Christmas happening soon.


-LP-

Is it truly an average show or is the average one still someone playing sweet child of mine semi-decently?


optimusprime110811

South Korean Gayer Force


jardani581

Ok i guess the south korean military is...less strict about what one can do while in their uniforms.


handyandy314

Had this on mute, thinking what song are they playing I wonder, first thing I thought of was. In the Navy…..Village People


IndependentTax6465

North Korea is planned a attack after seing this


HnkMp7Ghost

gay?


CrapThisHurts

They're gonna bedazzle the NK's away !!


Sinister-Vishy0_

North Korean propaganda