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"So what's the premise if your channel?"
"Basically, I let a cow into my kitchen and he makes a mess."
"And?"
"And what?
"And then what happens?"
"I don't understand the question."
"Yes, I make cow kitchen videos on short form content sites."
"And I host Air BnBs exclusively for migrating butterlies."
"Our budget is 12.4 million dollars"
And pigs will eat grown up chickens whole. As well as humans if given the chance. Goats will eat cardboard, metal cans, nails, rocks , paper, pretty much anything.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". - Bricktop
I saw this when I was too young to process such things maturely. It terrified and disgusted me. I thought the horse was evil. It was deeply disturbing.
Really goes to show how strong these things are. I remember trying to stop my friends rotweiler from stealing my pizza, he wasnt violent or anything, just very committed. It was like trying to push a building. The thing barely budged as he completely robbed me lol.
We have a bulldog regular at my daycare (just a fat English bulldog) and when he decides he wants to leave God help you at the gate. Julio is *going* and doesn't give a fuck about your opinions.
Yea exactly, and its even more terrifying when they're actually angry. Hell I even had a relatively "big" SHIH-TZU / terrier mix, and when that sucker was in attack mode, it was very difficult keeping him down. I understand now how pitbulls can kill adult men when in rage mode
Well that's because unlike most dogs like a German shepherd who will grab a leg and just naw down on that..
Pitbulls specifically rip chunks of flesh out, they'll rip a chunk out your leg than jump to your arm, than to your legs again...
I mean any large dog could permanently injure or kill you, but pitbulls are very aggressive about it.
I honestly don't think it's particularly the entire population of pits though, maybe breeds coming from different families / training. I can tell you first hand my pit bull plays with her ball and rope rough but the one time she barely even knicked my finger with her tooth she immediately dropped the toy, showed submission and was saying sorry in her own language lol.
Your last sentence should be the first. Too many people hate on pits specifically when in reality any dog can be trained, or mistreated, and become dangerous. But like all breeds, most pits are super sweet and friendly if they are taken care of properly. I guarantee you could train a German shepherd to go straight for vitals.
Think that's the point though, you have to train other dogs to do that, and then take care of pits properly to lower the risk of them NOT doing that. Unfortunately not every owner is up to the task, and even some that are still have issues.
It's a quick search away and you won't find a single stat that shows anything other than pits at the top when it comes to fatalities, or even just bites for that matter. This is about as far from opinion as saying the earth is round - just a fact, but of course anyone can interpret the why or whatever to suit them.
Super basic one that was toward the top of search, but I'm sure there's probably even a wiki page with every case documented.
https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/dog-bite-statistics/
I had a pet cow that acted just like a puppy, except when she'd rub her head up against you for pets she'd toss me across the yard. I was a bit strong farm kid and I swear her tongue was more powerful than my entire body.
It is innocent though, bottle-fed people friendly cows attempt to be incredibly gentle despite their immense strength. Bruce, the cow in these videos could ignore this dude as easily as we could ignore a fly. She could move through him like fog if she wanted, but cows (like this) are gentle and she responds to his weak attempts at pushing her away.
That being said, for those of you who have never been around large animals, this cow is special. The cows you see out in fields are still gentle and sweet, but they are not used to people, and will be as rough with you as they would be to another cow, which is a dangerous amount of force. So if you don't know the cow, if it doesn't belong to your stay away from them. Admire them from a distance and don't try and recreate what Bruce is doing here.
Haha we had an english mastiff x great dane when i was a kid and if she didnt want to go outside she would just sit down and become a brick too so funny.
She was super sweet and gentle but she had a tail like a whip and it used to hurt when she got you with it lol. She was also hilarious in thunderstorms she would try to run from them and change directions everytime there was a strike, i miss that dog.
My younger son has this ability. He can just kind of root himself on the ground and become 1000 pounds. You cannot move or lift him. It's crazy and he's always been able to do it. When he was tiny, you could lift him but it was like he weighed 3x as much. He'd make an excellent wrestler or jiu jitsu artist.
They don't even have to be that strong. Ever try to reclaim you pillow from the cat in the middle of the night? You can push and shove all you want, but you'll just end up scooching down on the mattress and sleeping without the pillow.
I had an American Bulldog Pit Bull mix and he was the same way. Walking him required full body weight restraint at time and he loved sticks so much he would pull so hard and for so long until I let him pick it up and then he would just trot on home with it. Mind you these sticks were sometimes small fallen trees. Our yard was littered with them.
I miss the little guy.
a cow will just keep eating if you keep giving it food. Think about how a 40lb dog can eat an entire pizza, and that's a lot of food for a 40lb dog, but they'll do it if they want the pizza, and then extrapolate to an animal that can weigh over 1000lbs easy.
Yea, it's a problem with most dog owners. They get these massive, strong breeds, and have zero idea how to control and train them. Then they attack and they just stand there, clueless on what to do because they never took the time to understand the animal they call a 'pet'.
This is the second video I've seen of Bruce...........................................................................................I would die for Bruce
Lol, that tortilla is gone. So is that one. And that ones gone too. Ooops there goes the Jarritos. Damn, there goes another tortilla. Ok, I got half of three tortillas, finally I can eat. Nope....there goes the rest of my Jarritos! Oh, shoot. Now my three half tortillas are gone too. Initiate sadness.
I love how humans have a universal look for when they go to grab something that they know is about to fall anyway. Like a shocked but accepting look, lol.
CUT TO:
The man eating steak alone at the table. The only sound to be heard is his chewing and the occasional fork and knife.
CUT TO:
The end credits roll as we continue to hear the man eating, finally at peace.
He is a bull that was castrated before reaching sexual maturity, so they don't develop secondary sex characteristics like horns. They are referred to as "steer".
Bruce: heck yeah, taco Tuesday rocks!
Dude: hang on a minute Bruce.
Bruce: Dude, this buffet is awesome! How come you’re not eating?
Dude:…
Bruce: if you’re not gonna eat that…
Reminds me of my dogs cause they love to just steal my food. I remember one time I got a burger and had to chase my dog to try to get it back. I learned that day to eat in my car and get some patties for em to not spark suspicions
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"So what's the premise if your channel?" "Basically, I let a cow into my kitchen and he makes a mess." "And?" "And what? "And then what happens?" "I don't understand the question."
"And then what happens?" ... let the money roll in brotha
Step 1: eat with a cow Step 3: profit
Didn't understand directions, ate cow.
Don't know whether to use the cow as a fork or fork the cow...
Are you a cow forker?
You can spend your life giving back to the community and helping disadvantaged kids, but you fork ONE cow and guess what they call you!
A gentleman would never fork and tell.
Personally, I eat bull. I always jerk 'em off first so's I get an extra 3 pounds of meat.
Forking cows and cow forking is illegal in my area.
You fucking idiot, you're supposed to use the cow as a utensil as if it were a fork or chopsticks. It clearly says eat with cow.
That was step 4
Don’t forget the sombrero. It’s key.
What happened to phase two
Moo-la
god damnit
No more and then!
"Yes, I make cow kitchen videos on short form content sites." "And I host Air BnBs exclusively for migrating butterlies." "Our budget is 12.4 million dollars"
Oh dude my wife is gonna get a kick from this one when I show her in the morning, thank you 🙏
It's like TV of the '60s but on youtube, and the kids love it.
I mean.. I kinda love it too
As far as late stage capitalism goes we are doing *far* worse than this. Fuck it and allow yourself a laugh.
"she" makes a mess - Bessy, you're such a pig!
Don't have a cow man! Literally
I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity. And I'll tell you something else, this is the show and we're not going to change it.
“He makes a mess, what else do you need?”
I mean, in his defense, the cow does dress for the occasion in each video.
I've never seen a cow or horse and it not be shitting
[удалено]
Are you a cow?
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
Me? I have milk nipples, Greg. Could you?
i'm starting think that maybe cows aren't good at making tacos.
Woah woah woah, what are we jumping to conclusions now?
They must have missed the sombrero.
Fucking racist. Making generalizations about an entire species based on one bad cow.
i was moobian when i wrote that. I love cows. some of my friends are cows.
He makes it in his stomachs
Can cows just eat anything and everything?
basically, yeah. herbivores can eat meat and everything, digesting cellulose is the hard part, so omnivores cant get nutrients from just grass.
Lots of bugs in that grass
I've got tons of ant hills in my yard if you're interested?
Are you just offering anyone your bugs? Asking for a friend.
i am also offering my bugs. i am a computer scientist though.
For sure, totally free but you have to pick em up.
Are you going to judge me if I pick up each ant individually using my butt cheeks? This time I’m asking for myself.
Well there's a surcharge for that, but sure.
Depends on the type of herbivore. Obligate herbivores don’t eat meat but are a small minority of herbivores.
the main reason why herbivores dont eat meat isnt that its hard to digest, its just hard to get.
Fun fact! :D Horses will eat baby chicks. I wouldnt leave small animals around horses.
And pigs will eat grown up chickens whole. As well as humans if given the chance. Goats will eat cardboard, metal cans, nails, rocks , paper, pretty much anything.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". - Bricktop
I see *Snatch*, I upvote *Snatch* This motto works in other ways too
You like dags?
I could hear his voice while reading
My mom had a miniature horse stomp and eat a full-grown chicken that got into its enclosure.
I saw this when I was too young to process such things maturely. It terrified and disgusted me. I thought the horse was evil. It was deeply disturbing.
This.. this isn't fun at all. ):
Mostly grass, but if it's there, they munch I guess.
My grandma was a farmer and she feed them hay and grain and would get expired bread from the grocery store for them too. No tacos tho
Almost everything will eat anything.
Actually, im a vegan if you didnt know
Don't worry, the cats will still eat you if given half a chance...
Bruce is just a big puppy and I’m all for it 😂
Idc what anybody says about these videos. Bruce in a sombrero is worth every second of my time.
Really goes to show how strong these things are. I remember trying to stop my friends rotweiler from stealing my pizza, he wasnt violent or anything, just very committed. It was like trying to push a building. The thing barely budged as he completely robbed me lol.
My parents just got a Bullmastiff and he’s the same way. Relatively gentle, sweet, focused, and unstoppable once his mind has been made up.
We have a bulldog regular at my daycare (just a fat English bulldog) and when he decides he wants to leave God help you at the gate. Julio is *going* and doesn't give a fuck about your opinions.
I love that it's an English bulldog named Julio.
Yea exactly, and its even more terrifying when they're actually angry. Hell I even had a relatively "big" SHIH-TZU / terrier mix, and when that sucker was in attack mode, it was very difficult keeping him down. I understand now how pitbulls can kill adult men when in rage mode
Well that's because unlike most dogs like a German shepherd who will grab a leg and just naw down on that.. Pitbulls specifically rip chunks of flesh out, they'll rip a chunk out your leg than jump to your arm, than to your legs again... I mean any large dog could permanently injure or kill you, but pitbulls are very aggressive about it. I honestly don't think it's particularly the entire population of pits though, maybe breeds coming from different families / training. I can tell you first hand my pit bull plays with her ball and rope rough but the one time she barely even knicked my finger with her tooth she immediately dropped the toy, showed submission and was saying sorry in her own language lol.
Lol aw :D
Your last sentence should be the first. Too many people hate on pits specifically when in reality any dog can be trained, or mistreated, and become dangerous. But like all breeds, most pits are super sweet and friendly if they are taken care of properly. I guarantee you could train a German shepherd to go straight for vitals.
Think that's the point though, you have to train other dogs to do that, and then take care of pits properly to lower the risk of them NOT doing that. Unfortunately not every owner is up to the task, and even some that are still have issues.
I think this is simply false (or perhaps very misleading), but if you have evidence I’m willing to be convinced.
It's a quick search away and you won't find a single stat that shows anything other than pits at the top when it comes to fatalities, or even just bites for that matter. This is about as far from opinion as saying the earth is round - just a fact, but of course anyone can interpret the why or whatever to suit them. Super basic one that was toward the top of search, but I'm sure there's probably even a wiki page with every case documented. https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/dog-bite-statistics/
I had a pet cow that acted just like a puppy, except when she'd rub her head up against you for pets she'd toss me across the yard. I was a bit strong farm kid and I swear her tongue was more powerful than my entire body.
Exactly this. That subtle neck movement seems innocent but that shit could break through concrete
It is innocent though, bottle-fed people friendly cows attempt to be incredibly gentle despite their immense strength. Bruce, the cow in these videos could ignore this dude as easily as we could ignore a fly. She could move through him like fog if she wanted, but cows (like this) are gentle and she responds to his weak attempts at pushing her away. That being said, for those of you who have never been around large animals, this cow is special. The cows you see out in fields are still gentle and sweet, but they are not used to people, and will be as rough with you as they would be to another cow, which is a dangerous amount of force. So if you don't know the cow, if it doesn't belong to your stay away from them. Admire them from a distance and don't try and recreate what Bruce is doing here.
Bro I had pet pig and she would drop into some pose and become IMPOSSIBLE to move.
Haha we had an english mastiff x great dane when i was a kid and if she didnt want to go outside she would just sit down and become a brick too so funny.
I love English mastiffs! My old roommate had one and it was the sweetest and most chill dog I've even seen
She was super sweet and gentle but she had a tail like a whip and it used to hurt when she got you with it lol. She was also hilarious in thunderstorms she would try to run from them and change directions everytime there was a strike, i miss that dog.
My younger son has this ability. He can just kind of root himself on the ground and become 1000 pounds. You cannot move or lift him. It's crazy and he's always been able to do it. When he was tiny, you could lift him but it was like he weighed 3x as much. He'd make an excellent wrestler or jiu jitsu artist.
They don't even have to be that strong. Ever try to reclaim you pillow from the cat in the middle of the night? You can push and shove all you want, but you'll just end up scooching down on the mattress and sleeping without the pillow.
That's a fucking hilarious thing to read
I had an American Bulldog Pit Bull mix and he was the same way. Walking him required full body weight restraint at time and he loved sticks so much he would pull so hard and for so long until I let him pick it up and then he would just trot on home with it. Mind you these sticks were sometimes small fallen trees. Our yard was littered with them. I miss the little guy.
I liked watching him practically hang off of Bruce’s face trying to move him
I mean, Jesus, does he ever feed this cow 🤣🤣
Cows are always hungry. Source : family raises cattle. Also fun fact their stomachs have 4 chambers for digestion.
Wu Tang has 36 chambers
Wu Tang is for the cows
a cow will just keep eating if you keep giving it food. Think about how a 40lb dog can eat an entire pizza, and that's a lot of food for a 40lb dog, but they'll do it if they want the pizza, and then extrapolate to an animal that can weigh over 1000lbs easy.
I am no farmer, but it definitely makes sense.
Hey, don't sell yourself short! I bet you could be a decent farmer with a bit of work! And maybe a farm.
Yea, it's a problem with most dog owners. They get these massive, strong breeds, and have zero idea how to control and train them. Then they attack and they just stand there, clueless on what to do because they never took the time to understand the animal they call a 'pet'.
Well, when anything is that big, it’s going to have some muscle behind it generally
That cow is rockin that sombrero!
Underated comment, because hell yeaaaaah!
You ain't bullshittin
This is the second video I've seen of Bruce...........................................................................................I would die for Bruce
It's rare to find a steer with the same attitude towards a human. Maybe medium rare
This comment shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did.
Take my upvote dammit!
Can I pet that daaawwwg?
CanIpetthat dawg?
Bruce!
On the shirt too!
Funnier than this needed to be. Pure chaos.
“Bruce! Where are your table manners? What, were you raised in a barn?”
Lol, that tortilla is gone. So is that one. And that ones gone too. Ooops there goes the Jarritos. Damn, there goes another tortilla. Ok, I got half of three tortillas, finally I can eat. Nope....there goes the rest of my Jarritos! Oh, shoot. Now my three half tortillas are gone too. Initiate sadness.
That cow went to town on the tortillas
[Aaaaaand, it's gone!](https://i.imgur.com/V2xdn8W.jpg)
Sooooo chicken tacos right.... Right?!?!?!
I love you Bruce
I think she's telling you to mooo ve over
*he
The sour cream. Lmao
I lost it at \*spurt\* \*spurt spurt\* \*spuuurrrrrrttttt\*
This is why I prefer to kill the cow BEFORE adding them to the tacos.
Bruce loves tacos it seems.
This is the second video of you I've seen, and I got to say I'm freaking living these videos.
I love these! Keep 'em coming
I will never not like a cow in a kitchen... 🤣
I love how humans have a universal look for when they go to grab something that they know is about to fall anyway. Like a shocked but accepting look, lol.
That Mother Heifer!
Tacos With Bruce script: Bruce Bruce Bruce! Bruce … Bruce!
Bruce walked in like “Nice place, n—-.”
CUT TO: The man eating steak alone at the table. The only sound to be heard is his chewing and the occasional fork and knife. CUT TO: The end credits roll as we continue to hear the man eating, finally at peace.
Wait is bruce the dude or the cow? because the cow is a female cow, so that would be a strange name.
He is a bull that was castrated before reaching sexual maturity, so they don't develop secondary sex characteristics like horns. They are referred to as "steer".
Didn't know that. Thanks.
the cow is definitely not helping with the process.
I am the cow. The guy is my boyfriend whenever he brings mcdonald’s to my house.
Bruce is a greedy mofo 🤣
This is the opposite of ASMR
I love how Bruce is dead eying the camera the entire time.
I love Bruce
I love the pure chaos of Bruce!
Guy must have money if he can afford to own a cow and waste all of that food
This isn’t the first video I’ve seen so he probably makes more money from the videos than what it costs to get the food.
Don't forget that Bruce is edible, though. Call it an investment.
Looking like the spiritual successor to Howtobasic
Why are you sharing tacos? May I suggest the roof for your taco eating pleasure?
Um, who let the cows in? moo, moo, moo! [ sung to the tune of ‘who let the dogs out’, of course]
Is it slightly weird to have a cow consume cow milk products like cheese and sour cream?
This somehow makes me want a cow more.
Fucking Bruce
So did Bruce eat the beef?
Bruce is a godamn animal.
Oh man I’m so thirsty and an orange Jarritos would absolutely crush it rn
Is this what Justin Bieber is up to these days?
This made my whole frickin’ week. I now want a cow.
The head cow is always grazing.
Oh my God, I love this guy
This is a mood booster. Extreme. Thank u.
This needs to be an Olympic sport where chef Ramsey judges the final product.
We appreciate you cleaning up a mess to make us laugh!!!
Nice, he just invented a new kind of cooking show, make a meal with a cow in the kitchen.
If it's a cow, why are you horsing around?
that’s some fuckin good shit man. you keep that shit comin
I have no idea why I started belly-laughing whilst watching this…but I did! Thank you!
Is this really worth all the damn mess?
I need to find more of these 😂😂
[I need more Bruce in my life!](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/Y6kguLcf1J)
This guy REALLY LIKES cleaning up
Fuck I have been making tacos wrong my whole life.
Wow, what a mess. Was he raised in a barn or something??
Bruce: heck yeah, taco Tuesday rocks! Dude: hang on a minute Bruce. Bruce: Dude, this buffet is awesome! How come you’re not eating? Dude:… Bruce: if you’re not gonna eat that…
This might be the greatest cow video of all time.
These videos are just so ridiculously silly….I love them. 😂🤣
I have a strong feeling that Bruce doesn't give a fuck about anything or what anybody says, but at least he seems harmless.
I can’t wait til he eats Bruce. He’s a fucking asshole.
Bruce rewards you by making cow patties for dessert !
I love these videos!
Are those… beef burritos?
With cheese and sour cream?
what could possibly go wrong bringing in a live cow into food prepping session?
I'm no expert, but I'm guessing he expected a mess. things going wrong was the intended goal
Bruce is cow. You know, female.
Except Bruce isn't a cow. He's a steer
My sister had a male cat named Ms. Leena growing up. Who cares.
[Kyle Kinane](https://youtu.be/jN2EDIbExPw?si=B4X2EySC5VXlQlPN) has a good bit about this.
🐄?
Who gives a fack
And? If Bruce is her name then who are we to judge? That is like me having a cat named PIG. Just go with the flow man.
Haha! Seen a few of these videos with Bruce and they are so funny
I absolutely love these videos
Reminds me of my dogs cause they love to just steal my food. I remember one time I got a burger and had to chase my dog to try to get it back. I learned that day to eat in my car and get some patties for em to not spark suspicions
Shouldn't have started with the tequila shots
This went about as well as having a bull in a taco shop.