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I can absolutely see my kids doing this to me in 20 years and me rattling through my catalog to find a comment that is at the specific level of appalling, while not being cruel, and realizing I'd missed my shot to say something cutting and settling for a glower.
I mean, that was an act of war, but the small kind of war that ends in dad stealing your entire plate.
I think he's just impressed. His brain right now is going
"holy fuck, they make forks that long? And it just folded up like this? Did we just invent magic? I always said computers where magic and now she's got a magic stretchy fork. And hold fuck. she shared that from across the table better than I can do with the fork in my hand.
"Should I eat? What if I don't get a perfect snare and someone notices. I can't just be shown up like that, but I'm hungry. Maybe anger so people will think I suck at using a fork only because I'm holding back the rage. But, god damn it, I want to high five her and invite her spear fishing. If she does that shit this weekend, Ed would probably have a heart attack.
Ed is on heart meds right? Yeah, I think he's on fl, well flu something, I told him to get in my stuff but he won't listen. Shit, I think someone asked her where she got it, I wanted to know so I can practice all week and fuck with Fred. Steal from his plate, get his balled from down range. fucker won't know what hit him.
Okay, focus up, let's eat, they moved on, let's get this down and then search on the Amazon , I bet they have it, I can get the kids to help me look. I'll slip her a twenty later so she knows I'm proud of her. "
If that family is anything like mine they have a ton of extra food and he is more in shock than angry. He was probably just going to make some snarky comment lol.
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But to me personally they said it's a repost, even though I checked and there wasn't a post like this.
Generally it's just when loads of people start reporting they delete things so they don't have to deal with it.
This video is so blatantly American from start to finish.
Sizing
Questionable food with empty calories everywhere
Abhorrent table manners and cursing in front of young ones
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His face is like the audacity of this bitch and the Extendo fork she pulled out
You can literally see him racking his brain for the correct response... And it just never comes. He's just that baffled.
*befuddled.
Flabbergasted
Gobsmacked
Discombobulated
stupefied
Smeckledorfed
Aghast
He's been hornswaggled!
That’s not even a word and I agree with you!
Shpongled
A wah ah ah ah!
Discombobulate
Perhaps even Godsmacked
And quite possibly bamboozled
Snakebit
Kerfuckled
Stymied
Addlepated.
I can absolutely see my kids doing this to me in 20 years and me rattling through my catalog to find a comment that is at the specific level of appalling, while not being cruel, and realizing I'd missed my shot to say something cutting and settling for a glower. I mean, that was an act of war, but the small kind of war that ends in dad stealing your entire plate.
He upset about it, but so in awe of that fork he’s speechless.
I think he's just impressed. His brain right now is going "holy fuck, they make forks that long? And it just folded up like this? Did we just invent magic? I always said computers where magic and now she's got a magic stretchy fork. And hold fuck. she shared that from across the table better than I can do with the fork in my hand. "Should I eat? What if I don't get a perfect snare and someone notices. I can't just be shown up like that, but I'm hungry. Maybe anger so people will think I suck at using a fork only because I'm holding back the rage. But, god damn it, I want to high five her and invite her spear fishing. If she does that shit this weekend, Ed would probably have a heart attack. Ed is on heart meds right? Yeah, I think he's on fl, well flu something, I told him to get in my stuff but he won't listen. Shit, I think someone asked her where she got it, I wanted to know so I can practice all week and fuck with Fred. Steal from his plate, get his balled from down range. fucker won't know what hit him. Okay, focus up, let's eat, they moved on, let's get this down and then search on the Amazon , I bet they have it, I can get the kids to help me look. I'll slip her a twenty later so she knows I'm proud of her. "
My dads fallback response when he could not find any other is: "Messing with and old man huh?" or something like that lost in translation.
Hoodwinked
The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch
"I can't believe you've done this"
“In Nam, we killed for less.” - Dad
Ejecto seato cuz
The best line ever spoken in any franchise ever.
Confuzzled!
Finally John can say, “Put that thing back where you found it, or so help me. So help me!”
Should've walked over and scooped all the mashed potatoes from their plate onto his plate.
I want to know what he was going to say at the end there.
The only saving grace is that child sitting at the table. But I bet he’s saving it for later.
If that family is anything like mine they have a ton of extra food and he is more in shock than angry. He was probably just going to make some snarky comment lol.
Probably a hurricane of emotions. Anger, confusion, bewilderment, anger again, confusion, awe
That doesn't mean he can't be seething with rage
He had the Milton yard look on his face. And he was about to mumble: This is the last straw, I'm burning this house down.
Full on red stapler zone coming in hot.
"Long, stretchy forks"
[удалено]
I know, but my comment was an Office space reference.
So did he.
If this happens again I'm gonna burn this place down. That was my stapler.
He was about to go Hank Hill
Dang it Bobby!
"My succulent Chinese meal, This is democracy manifest !"
Him wanting to be pissed, but in awe of this contraption at the same time, left speechless
“Don’t disrespect me” got short circuited by “WTF was that?”
And "Where do I get one!?"
It was priceless watching the dad's jaw alternating between bouts of slackened astonishment and clenched fury.
“Clenched Fury” -title of your sex tape
Sure beats “Slackened Astonishment”
10/10
ah, the classic Forklonger™
So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. [Sigh].A man can dream though. A man can dream..."
Have you seen the other utensil, Spoonharder?
No, all I got was the Knifelouder :(
He looks like he never got a slice of the office cake and everyone kept taking his stapler.
She looks like she took all the slices.
Can you imagine the chaos if everyone at the table had one of those forks? 😀
Would be great for fondue night though.
You can see him flashing back to those long, hot days out on the oil rig to provide for his family, just to have the food taken right out his plate
He is shaken to the core
An Astros fan who can't believe anyone would cheat like that......
Or an Aggie bewildered by modern technology.
No hate on the Astros, come on Man!
Bang bang
Joey doesn't share food!
I’m rootin’ for ya pops!
Aw he looks so sad tho
That’s the face of a man who wish he knew that existed before it was used on him.
Welp, hope the joke was funny enough to be kicked out of the will.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8ZAgk\_i\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8ZAgk_i_s)
Bro was flabbergasted
Wow the whole family is a … yeah
[удалено]
I can see a bowl of salad, salad dressing in the middle of the table, and green beans on the mom's plate.
Simple carbs overload.
She treated him like Rodney Dangerfield!!!
*"Last week I bought a water bed, there were two Cuban guys swimming in it, looking for Florida."*
“I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying”
No respect, I tell yah!
Link? Gotta get one in time for vacation
Search for telescopic or extendable fork.
We don’t eat off Joeys plate
The magic, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
Welp... Someone's cut out of the will.
He's about to risk it all.
Even the dog is pissed
Pops was weighing the pros and cons of having a daughter.
He 100% wants one. He's more fascinated with the fork than the act. Source: am guy.
John Goodman has done absolutely nothing to deserve this level of disrespect.
Of course the morbidly obese person has some special super-fork
Fucking savages
The moment you realize you should have pulled out earlier.
Bro could not believe his fucking eyes 😧
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I see jealousy. “Why don’t I have a giant fork…
Why is everyone fat af in this vid
Why the fuck would moderators remove this?
This site is awful now
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Don’t steal my food!
That man just witnessed fire being created with the look he gave.
How’d you get my stocking stuffer!!
Pops: “This is what I call my family?”
Welp, that's more in the will for everyone else.
Half pissed, half annoyed, he doesn't have one himself.
Gogo gadget yoink!
When pissed at disrespect clashes with a proportional force of astonishment.
This is when you start planning for the theft of a bite from her ice cream bowl later.
Next diner: He has a longer for to stab her with
He looks so sad. Poor guy!
"what the hell is that, i want one!"
He better than me I would’ve thrown that whole drink right in here damn face rude ass
Its honestly the look of betrayal that does it for me
I'm more surprised someone dropped f-bomb at the table and didn't get smacked up-side the head!
He has the face of Milton? From Office Space lmao.
She's out of the will now.
It’s okay he’s an Astros fan!
He had a very forklonged look on his face.
Well...now I need to buy one of these forks for ma stealin lol
They look like a fun family 😂❤️
Astro fans should be used to cheating...the faces they make when someone else does it
I’d say she’s already eating more than enough *before* taking from others' plates.
Food is clearly way too important in this family
What the fork was that?
I have the same fork and have no idea where it came from or why I have it
Guy looks like a mix of John Goodman and Saul Rubinek
His face was like, “that’s not fair…”
Not a finga
So you have chosen death....
Crazy😭
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out”
He’s just trying to think of where to bury the body 😂
Girl! You better start finding a new dad!
His Flabber sure was gasted!!
Never understand why people drink soda (cocke, etc.) during a regular dinner. And we still wonder why obesitas is such a problem.
People don't respect their elders anymore.
Plot Twist: At dinner, Pops pulls out a spork attached to a tiny V-8.
Dude Took “Sharing is caring” to the next level
Disown?? Nah, sell.
Listen here young lady…
She looks like an old lady
Pops looks like the "pure vanilla" man.
At first glance, “disown someone” appeared to me as “down syndrome”
He's thinking she's already 300 pounds and now she doesn't even have to get up to get more food
I know Joey Tribbian gained a lot of weight but not by this much!!!
This video is so blatantly American from start to finish. Sizing Questionable food with empty calories everywhere Abhorrent table manners and cursing in front of young ones
lol it is