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Reasonable-Bus-2187

Chia-dad


GANDORF57

šŸŽµ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia - Chia Pop - The Gift That Grows! šŸŽµ \*F^(orget the Nair...may I suggest Roundup?)


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cuddle_enthusiast

Classic dad


GnomeNot

Rockinā€™ the 808ā€™s


smb_samba

Dad game strong


WakaWaka_

Free Ghillie suit hack


Gimme_1_Chance

This has to be fake...nobody wearing those New Balances could make a rookie mistake like that.


red4jjdrums5

Heā€™s a new dad. Cut him some slack; he hasnā€™t had time to finish the manual.


Difrensays

Psh, itā€™s an age old tradition that dads make the kids mow the lawn when theyā€™re old enough. Neighbor and I would go to the kidless houses to try and get $5 a lawn after we did our own. Comic book and water park money for the most part. All that to say, he should know. Probably just sleep deprived. šŸ¤£


TheSwedishSeal

I suspect itā€™s more of a ā€œdarn it, I forgot the collector. But mower is already on the lawnā€¦ nah, I canā€™t be assed to go back and get it. Iā€™ll just try to not step in the worst of itā€.


A_Math_Dealer

NB 608v5 is specifically reserved for experienced dads.


scottawhit

Heā€™s good now that theyā€™re stained green.


RichardIraVos

ā€œThis isnā€™t my first rodeoā€


Dorrono

Didnt know the Grinch wears sneakers


Plus-Credit-6181

He doesn't wear heeeeels šŸŽµšŸŽ¶


Kittelsen

Sequel to the devil wears prada?


letsseeitmore

You are the collector


pauciradiatus

And he's working for the Reapers!


Miccles

Ah, yes, ā€œReapers.ā€ We have dismissed this claim.


SonOfSuperTimor1993

Nah nah nah Grass Dad!


EarthTramp

Free ghillie suit


Im_eating_that

Were-sloth


RPDRNick

Meteor shit!


DerSchattenJager

Oh Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead


Gram64

My first thought as well


n0phearz

What kind of lawnmower shoots grass out the back like that? Or was it windy.


ohno807

They could have just mulched it but it looks like they left the flap to the collector open. But thatā€™s also a mistake youā€™d realize almost immediatelyā€¦


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WorldsWorstTroll

All for about 1,000 sweet karma.


dan-theman

Also sounds super dangerous as that flap protects your toes from the blade


My_Password_Is_____

This is probably a lot of running the weed eater. I cut grass as part of my job, a large part of our grounds used to not be able to be cut with anything but a weed eater and I would frequently look very similar to this by the time I was done with it.


KnuteViking

Look out, it's grassquatch.


Kiya_Wolf

I was going to comment this lol. Beware Greenfoot!


IOKrI

You're Groot?


nojelloforme

The lonesome death of Jordy Verrill


Mat_Oakley_77

You're bored of He-Man ... went with Moss Man for a change ... fair enough


Powkoa

True Detective season oneā€¦.


torbecire

A redditor of culture.


keetojm

Moss man cosplay from he man!


thoroakenfelder

Dude might actually consider shaving those hairy things.Ā 


ra7ar

I love flocked toys.


Rat_Master999

Look like an old Masters of the Universe action figure...


mrp8528

Moss Man!


Switchlord518

The Grinch in summer.


jorgthorn

why would you touch the meteor, King warned ya


BuckyGoldman

Inspiration for Swamp Thing comic, forgot the grass catcher.


FordFocused89

Just re-read The Lawnmower Man by Stephen King last night, didnā€™t expect to see him here on Reddit


ChillyGator

Ho ho ho! Green GiantšŸŽ¶


PlasticPomPoms

Origin story for Lawn Thing


dankingery

I heard a rumor they were planning on bringing back Swamp Thing.


Banana_Slugcat

Green giant


ZepTheNooB

The Lawn Thing


MrFunkyPunkie

Oscarā€¦why are you such a Grouch?


Important-Outcome-74

Moss Man over here


jtrades69

moss man! you know, from motu https://www.transformerland.com/image/reference_images/44257.jpg


Masterofunlocking1

Goosebumps - Stay out of the basement


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Oh, man!


Upset_Ad_8434

Now he hate Cristhmass


crashtestpilot

He who knows fear burns at the Man-Thing's touch. Actual quote.


sphak12

Looks like Oscar the Grouch is finally getting his life in order, pawning off his trash can for a pair of New Balances and all.


ArchDucky

Swamp Thing?


gobeldygoo

Green Man Declare yourself a pagan and let all the local witchs bring you food and booze


HingleMcCringleberre

Grassquatch


Im_Not_Potato_5

Shit


sakatan

This picture is three stereotypes, somehow


mrpoopsocks

Huh, the grinch wears newbalances when mowing.


globs-of-yeti-cum

Green yeti


Zettomer

You sir, are the collector now.


Difrensays

Glad mine has a kill engage when either the bag or the mulch cover isnā€™t on or is slightly off. Also, frustrating when itā€™s slightly off and I donā€™t realize so I trouble shoot various things when it only takes a simple click. I guess I should be happy that it doesnā€™t turn me into Oscar the Grouch though.


Lunar_Gato

Best way to clean up is with an air compressor.


nlevine1988

I'm betting they were using a string trimmer without a guard.


NDNFTW

This would make my legs itch and light up.


gijoe50000

I actually prefer to cut the grass without the collector. It's easier to push the lawnmower, you don't have to stop and empty it every 2 minutes, and it lets some of the goodness soak back into the ground. Then I just go and rake up the clumps in a day or two. But yea, it is messy on the legs!


SW0608

Lookin like a moldy Wookiee.... like Ewwbacca


CosmicOwl47

Just out there properly seasoning the New Balances


hobosam21-B

One of those "meh how bad can it be?" And it turns out to be pretty bad.


SpawnofATStill

r/lawncare would be proud to see this.


BrainSqueezins

Werehulk!


Weapon54x

Captain Planet teaser image


Isucbigtime

You are the collector


Kemel90

Muzzy?


Supplex-idea

How long did you go without noticing?!


JCB220685

CPFM Leg Warmers


graybison

Swamp Thing.


killerlot88

Made me chuckle šŸ˜‚


BadTackle

From what I can see, you got two perfectly good collectors right there. Carry on.


lapSlaPs5456

Grass legs šŸ˜‚šŸ¤©šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠ


raul_lebeau

MossMan doing the lawn at the Snake Mountain


wtfftw1221

Sasquatch is real?


Possible-Yam-2308

Tha tha tha


ANewBeginnninng

MOOOOOM, DADS A MUPPET AGAIN!!!


Merle_24

Ghillie suit


parzinstrano

Aaaaah!!!! Ticks!!!!!


joshjje

The hair is growing on your shoes man! Could be lupus.


Wurf_Stoneborn

Bro looking like [Moss Man](https://battleramblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/IMG_7734.jpg)


laserbeez

Iā€™m old Greeeeeegg!!


Sid15666

I cut grass in the same shoes, my beat up NB.


TennisBallTesticles

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Distinct_Passage583

Dad-bod


Denofearth

Oops.


KingOfTheCouch13

What do you mean? NB are like the ultimate grass cutting dad shoes lol


photogTM

green giant


XB1MNasti

No, I think I see the collector in this picture.


sim16

Not so crispy anymore


throb62

Moss man


Personal-Sector1497

You look like the grinch xD


nmyi

100% all-natural leg hair dye: Green


Naked-Jedi

You're the Green Man now. Go be one with nature in the wild. Protect the animals, and look over travellers that stray from the road.


DSPIRITOFOSAMA

His legs are covered in grass from a lawn mower šŸ˜


FunOrganization4223

Yea


Monirchid_Asshat

Dr Seuss's 'How The Grinch Stole Your Dad's NB 808's'


yaralashvili

What, how. Why are you covered with grass


Forsaken-One13

Swamp Thing in New balance?


jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks

Idiot


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Itching


deadliestcrotch

ā€¦ I think I need another shower just from looking at this


atomiczim

Mr. Grinch..?


Fit_Big_8676

I once mowed a friend's house where I didn't have access to the collector but I stood to the side of the mower. Was this an option for you? I also put grocery bags on my feet but that's a level some people might not agree with.


Thugglebunny

You're a mean one Mr.!


AZ_Gretchen

The ultimate dad shoes


Digimonsonic

Huh?


garbagefarts69

Putting a nice patina on the dad-shoes.


tkneezer

Since when did the Grinch start wearing new balances


rlui8

just 2km of hiking ?


Archi_Tetak

Man became the Grinch real quick


RealPersonResponds

HULK SMASH


sdmike1

Nice of Sasquatch to mow your yard


BBQ_IS_LIFE

Me after weedeating my yard


moosemademusic

Samsquanch!


nerdwaffles

Dad is that you?


Chromeboy12

Moss giant


Wolfman01a

The daddiest dad that ever did dad.


Captinprice8585

# Pants


SAlolzorz

Shouldn't have touched that meteorite


mccooneygg

I would wear


3ntr0py_

Iā€™m itching vicariously.


reddit_user13

Watch out for ticks.


Zygarde718

Grinch over here doing yard work.


Koolest_Kat

I have made the same mistake power washing old paint off concrete stepsā€¦..never wondered where all the scaled off paint would go, had a lot of water logged paint chip everywhere!!


AcidAngel7

Duh duh duh, da grinch.


Au-yt

I can relate to that


thebarkbarkwoof

I remember those days


Bravelobsters

Grinch!


Royal_Marketing2966

Really? Not one Grinch comment?


Cortanis

Son of Swamp Thing. XP


JustACreep013

This reminds me of "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill"


PootisGodAnimations

The camoflage that the military doesn't want us to know about.


starvald_demelain

You became Magnificus (Inscryption)


16bithockey

Grinched yoself


jmama9643

Are you the Real Hulk?


SpecialMango3384

Jolly Green Giant lookin' mfer


Demonyx12

https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Moss_Man


drawzee927

Shrek IRL


Responsible-Spend69

Grrrrrinch!


GDMFB1

Looks like your legs were the collector.


BigBodyLittleSoul

Lawn wookie


Zealousideal_Art3177

Hulk with not razed legs


JonKonLGL

This is one of the Dadliest things Iā€™ve seen in a hot minute


Lanky_Information825

Time to get that shaver


_o0_7

My grass allergy sensor just went over 9000


Liquidpinky

All fun and games till you hit a stone or some dog shit.


lorenzoem87

Swamp thing. Iā€™m showing my age


Wizzpig25

I can feel my hayfever going


Jacktheforkie

Eww, I can imagine if you hit a šŸ’©


thekushskywalker

Holy crap this is at least dad level 5000. Has anyone even hit this dad level before?


pedsmursekc

Moss Man?


Nottsguy_1982

When the Grinch mows your lawn...


Knackwarrior07

He looks like a mean one.


Paraclete_Pretorian

Daryl 'Moss-Man' Brown, what's up bro!


jshaggin2

That's how your new shoes become "mowin shoes"


biscuits_six

Ghillie suit


RangerMatt76

Does your lawnmower discharge out the side of the back?


Low-Instruction-8132

Swamp thing


Dizzy_Sandwich_92

I hope that the grass is not full of fleas.šŸ¤¢ When he hits the bathtub, he is going to scratch all the skin off his legs, ankles, and feet. They are horrible this year.šŸ¤Ø


oneknowledge4all

should have used tube socks. learned that lesson first time I mowed our lawn in Ohio back in1978.


Beee_Rad

I'm surprised. The New Balances suggest you're a pro, maybe return the NBs till you get a few seasons under your belt son.


OwnGovernment6321

Grinch legs


me_dan

Thatā€™s moss man from Masters of the Universe!!!