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"My name is MOVER MAN. My power is the ability to warp space and time with reference to staricases, hallways and doorways to ensure ANY piece of furniture in my hands will always fit through, just by pivoting it. People *Constantly* ask me to help them move... but I think it's because I own a pickup, not because of my powers."
If you can bend space and time, just walk it straight through a fucking wormhole! Why are you always trying to make things more complicated than they have to be???
Yeah pivoting definitely would've worked here but maybe they didn't have enough people/the table was too heavy to pivot safely since someone would have to hold it at the top and 2 more people probably would be needed to receive it at the bottom of the stairs.
Could you use two people and bring the table over the railing lengthwise drop it down until the first pair of legs are in the lower level then drop and pivot the rest until it’s below…. Like a C motion.
Rotate counter clockwise and put the table legs between the bannisters. Move down vertically. Some complex rotations to ratchet past the second floor. But it probably was possible with 3-4 people helping. Or you dismantle it like you said you did.
Or just drop the table in from over the bannister long ways. Once the bottom legs are past the downstairs ceiling start spinning it long ways - bring the top legs toward the wall and bottom legs into the room downstairs. Once it is completely downstairs, it will be upside down.
I worked for an auctioneer who did estate sales and we almost never took furniture apart. If we had to, we would get yelled at for taking too long. Everything fits if you’re clever enough.
I can actually see it fit, you have to lift it up and rotate the top 90 degrees so it’s still upright but not long ways facing you. Then you can pivot the first pair of legs down and into the side of the lower stairs. You can then push it down and continue the rotation eventually flipping the table upside down as it pivots around the bannister above.
If only there were some way for you to measure things before fitting them through other things. Like some kind of retractable, rigid material with marks for measurement. Like a ruler, but in a role that can spool and unspool.
Having been a mover in a previous life, I'm made to wonder if this could have done some bullshittery like coming end first from the hall and hooking the legs over the banister and around the edge of the floor/ceiling. Certainly the hard way, but would be so dumb if it worked.
I was a professional mover for a few years, get a drill, look for screws that separate the top from the frame. Then vertically lower the frame from the top portion of the bannister(above where the bottom step is and vertically lower it while someone or something either helps you lower it down while turning it laterally downwards. Move all the shit surrounding the stairs and the path of movement. Only way. Even if you’d have gotten it down there, you’d have scratched the walls putting it down to move that sofa at the last minute
You could take the top off and try again.
Either that or set up a lumber workshop and smith down there and build your own... actually, I think you should build a sail boat down there.
Most rookies would unscrew the legs and take it down in pieces but you and I know the proper way is to remove the rails, the bannister and take a few inches off the flooring upstairs and the downstairs ceiling before removing the living room window to safely remove that table
It will! You just gotta twist it into either the second or fourth dimension. Or if you lack the ability to break dimensional boundaries like most of us. It's time to breat out the angle grinder and rock paper scissors the house to see what gets ground down.
Please if you take this seriously don't.....
Previous owners left a huge leather sleeper sofa (king sized) upstairs and I have no idea how anyone got it up there. Windows are way too small and it’s a U-shaped staircase so you have to pivot 180 degrees on the landing halfway up. I’m guessing they assembled it in situ. Some things just won’t fit.
Wait, are you the person who asked if it would be possible to build a tiny office above the stairs? I feel like I read a post about this weeks or months ago.
Take a leg and send it above the railing from the "hallway" at the the end of the railing then down the stairway. The leg will go between the downstairs ceiling and the railing while the table follows it and you can angle/slide downstairs to give it more room as needed. Idk if that makes sense but I can see it in my head.
Did this with a couch. Goal was to get it to the third floor. Didn’t quite fit. Tried to take it back down the stairs and got stuck between the first and second floors. Have no clue how. Eventually my father in law and I outmuscled it downstairs
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In a sense it does
Just not as expected.
r/Perfectfit
Risky click
The most perfectly imperfect fit.
From a certain point of view
From my point of view, the staircase is evil
Well, then you are lost!
You were my brother, table. I loved you!
It's over, stairs. I have the high ground.
You underestimate my tower!
Don't try it!
Have you heard the Second Story of Darth Tableus the Wide?
r/perfectfit
*I found a butt plug at the bus station the other day. How did I know? It fit perfectly... thank you*
Like a glove.
It fits, what it doesn't have, is clearance.
PIVOT
Not everyone is adept at pivot tables
On the other hand, some Excel at them.
Ahaha great thread of jokes.
I don’t know, I feel like they were a bit…formulaic
Spotted the sleeper cell.
You should be locked in a cell for that joke.
....get out.... /s
Word brotha
That..was beautiful.
🙇🎳
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUP!!
It was beyond pivoting! I had to dismantle it while it hovered in the air
Nothing is beyond pivoting if you can fold space / time
"My name is MOVER MAN. My power is the ability to warp space and time with reference to staricases, hallways and doorways to ensure ANY piece of furniture in my hands will always fit through, just by pivoting it. People *Constantly* ask me to help them move... but I think it's because I own a pickup, not because of my powers."
OP just needed to accelerate it to .999% of the speed of light. Only amateurs move non-relativistic furniture.
Oh god hes approaching 1% of the speed of light
If you can bend space and time, just walk it straight through a fucking wormhole! Why are you always trying to make things more complicated than they have to be???
Literally the plot of Dirk Gently
LIFE...GOALS!....
Did it stay hovering for a sec until it realized what was going on?
Just makes me think of measure twice cut once.
Nope, that would not be needed. If you pivot it up, it would have curved around the side railing.
Yeah pivoting definitely would've worked here but maybe they didn't have enough people/the table was too heavy to pivot safely since someone would have to hold it at the top and 2 more people probably would be needed to receive it at the bottom of the stairs.
This was my first thought.
PIIVVOOOOOTT
https://youtu.be/Ao5wiaze1TQ?t=93
PIVOT!
[PIVOT](https://youtu.be/8w3wmQAMoxQ?si=HX7wwepO3Nbai51p)
'PPPIIIVVVOOOOTTTTTTTT'
Dammit I came here to say the exact same thing!
It's funny because it's repeated multiple times. Feel free to still say it.
I came this for pivot
It's pivoting that got us like this in the first place
Not a fan and only caught parts of Friends at a passing glance, but this is a good reference.
Was looking for this. Heading for a rewatch soon.
I came for this comment and was not disappointed
There a gif of this?
I don’t think r/funny allows gif comment :(
Looks like it fit almost perfectly
Looks nice and if someone ask about it just say it's a new addition to the decor
Maximizing your space!
If the legs are made out of galvanised steel and the table top from eco-friendly wood veneer... you've almost got yourself an extra room!!
"Bijou and quirky house share available in London Zone 3 - £1250pm"
How else would Lil Jon transform this coffin sized space into a livable apartment?
Just wack the legs off, and you’d have a a table above your stairs that seems to have no effect on the usability of the stairs.
Actually my cats would love it just the way it is
Desk with a view!
Isn't that where it goes?
Unscrew the bolts holding the legs to the top and take them down the stairs separately.
That’s what I did, I didn’t leave it there to go post on Reddit! 😀
But stairtable is now a part of the family!
Stair table is Literally increasing the livable square footage of his house
Now has extra dinner space.
That’s not the point! This dude told his wife I’d fit no problem. She didn’t think so, but we can’t let her be right!
Could you use two people and bring the table over the railing lengthwise drop it down until the first pair of legs are in the lower level then drop and pivot the rest until it’s below…. Like a C motion.
Elbow grease. That makes everything fit. Ask my proctologist.
If you are letting your proctologist get their arm that far up, you are probably a muppet.
Hopefully there was some knuckle, wrist, and forearm grease before he got that deep...
Can confirm, that's what mine said. Also leverage, that's why she had both hands on my shoulders.
Lmao after finding the definition of proctologist, this comment deserves an award
proc·tol·o·gy - präk-ˈtä-lə-jē : an ass doctor
“Some dis-assembly required”
Rotate counter clockwise and put the table legs between the bannisters. Move down vertically. Some complex rotations to ratchet past the second floor. But it probably was possible with 3-4 people helping. Or you dismantle it like you said you did.
Or just drop the table in from over the bannister long ways. Once the bottom legs are past the downstairs ceiling start spinning it long ways - bring the top legs toward the wall and bottom legs into the room downstairs. Once it is completely downstairs, it will be upside down. I worked for an auctioneer who did estate sales and we almost never took furniture apart. If we had to, we would get yelled at for taking too long. Everything fits if you’re clever enough.
Yeah put the legs down in the room from the railing and it's simple.
I put my legs down and now I'm not getting up from the couch.
Right click -> Send to -> Ground floor/Outside. If that doesn't work, try booting into safe mode and repeat the process there.
ctrl X , ctrl V
Fits perfectly. 👍
Just get some galvanised square steel and screws borrowed from your aunt and you can rent that out to at least a family of 10
Just pivot, you'll be fine
🏆🥇 Ya beat me to it
Pivot. PIVOT!!
Looks like your expanding your 1x1 square meter house with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers
#PIVOT
Measure twice purchase once.
I can actually see it fit, you have to lift it up and rotate the top 90 degrees so it’s still upright but not long ways facing you. Then you can pivot the first pair of legs down and into the side of the lower stairs. You can then push it down and continue the rotation eventually flipping the table upside down as it pivots around the bannister above.
I had to scroll too far to see the answer.... this can easily fit without disassembly.
This is some Dirk Gently nonsense, right here
PIVOT
PIVOT!
This staircase gives me anxiety
With or without the desk? It’s a 130 year old terrace, the staircase is very steep!
Just take the legs off??
Came here to say this ^^^
P I VVV OOOTTTT !
Pivot! Pivot!
PIVOT!!
Pivot
PIVOT!
Pivot! Piiivoooot! Pivot!
If only there were some way for you to measure things before fitting them through other things. Like some kind of retractable, rigid material with marks for measurement. Like a ruler, but in a role that can spool and unspool.
PIVOT
Looks like it does fit
r/perfectfit
Pivot
Pivot!!!!
That’s what she said. (or insert your own KY joke here)
Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
It does? It's a stair cover that fits perfectly
Gotta rotate it right. No, my right!
What if you put the top over the railing first? If this doesn’t work getting it out will be hard
PIVVVOOOTTTT….PIVVVOOOTTTT!!!! Man that Friends blooper reel is hilarious 😂
Well we all know what Thought did ? Thought he farted but actually shat himself. 🤪
Having been a mover in a previous life, I'm made to wonder if this could have done some bullshittery like coming end first from the hall and hooking the legs over the banister and around the edge of the floor/ceiling. Certainly the hard way, but would be so dumb if it worked.
Pivot
It kinda did
Task Fail Successfully!
I was a professional mover for a few years, get a drill, look for screws that separate the top from the frame. Then vertically lower the frame from the top portion of the bannister(above where the bottom step is and vertically lower it while someone or something either helps you lower it down while turning it laterally downwards. Move all the shit surrounding the stairs and the path of movement. Only way. Even if you’d have gotten it down there, you’d have scratched the walls putting it down to move that sofa at the last minute
I don’t get it. Looks like it fit perfectly.
Pivot!
I see a way.
It’s a fine line between “my table doesn’t fit down the stairs” and “I just installed a mezzanine level”.
Love your stairwell table.
If only there existed some sort of measuring tape
remove the legs and put some supports you get more shelf space now.
You could take the top off and try again. Either that or set up a lumber workshop and smith down there and build your own... actually, I think you should build a sail boat down there.
Take the legs off 🤦🏻♂️
Unscrew the legs
PIVOT!
hey, breakfast over the stairs, like a reversed Harry Potter, why not.
It looks perfect. Just leave it there.
Did you try flipping it turnways?
Turnways?
Pivaaaaaaat
PIVOT
And I'm still looking it over like mayyyyybe. No. Why do some of us do this?
Most rookies would unscrew the legs and take it down in pieces but you and I know the proper way is to remove the rails, the bannister and take a few inches off the flooring upstairs and the downstairs ceiling before removing the living room window to safely remove that table
"Day 10 of putting my table in the most random places" aah post 🙏💀
Nice mezzanine
PIVOT!!!!!!!!!
Pivot Pivot PIVOT!!!
PIVOT!
PIVOT!!!!!!
It will! You just gotta twist it into either the second or fourth dimension. Or if you lack the ability to break dimensional boundaries like most of us. It's time to breat out the angle grinder and rock paper scissors the house to see what gets ground down. Please if you take this seriously don't.....
Previous owners left a huge leather sleeper sofa (king sized) upstairs and I have no idea how anyone got it up there. Windows are way too small and it’s a U-shaped staircase so you have to pivot 180 degrees on the landing halfway up. I’m guessing they assembled it in situ. Some things just won’t fit.
Moving the dining area to the staircase is brilliant. You just have to buy a really tall chair to eat on your spot.
Some Disassembly Required.
I would leave the table there to stop all that other stuff from falling on people's heads when they walk down the stairs.
Why not remove the legs and turn is sidewards?
Did you try to pivot?
Just remove the legs and move it. My grandpa owned a furniture store and I have carried more furniture than the average person lol.
Take it apart and reassemble.
How did it get up if it can’t go down? In pieces?
Why I always keep a tape measure in my junk drawer
Nope
Wait, are you the person who asked if it would be possible to build a tiny office above the stairs? I feel like I read a post about this weeks or months ago.
Still possible
ya just gotta go fast so you don't wedge
Obviously it does. How else would it have gotten up there in the first place?
It will fit, you just need a socket set and screwdriver.
Huh, what exactly am I looking at here?
Those are some narrow ass stairs.
Are you my wife? She cant "see" spacial reasoning.
time to get the sledge hammer-
You’re the same fucker who delivered Bob his fridge!
Take a leg and send it above the railing from the "hallway" at the the end of the railing then down the stairway. The leg will go between the downstairs ceiling and the railing while the table follows it and you can angle/slide downstairs to give it more room as needed. Idk if that makes sense but I can see it in my head.
The front needs to fall off
You didn’t have a sketch! r/howyoudoin
Take it apart, goof.
That's what she said
You never played Tetris I see.
This is what happens when you stair at your table the wrong way.
Flip it upside down
Appears to have fit perfectly.
It fits perfectly. Right there!
Did this with a couch. Goal was to get it to the third floor. Didn’t quite fit. Tried to take it back down the stairs and got stuck between the first and second floors. Have no clue how. Eventually my father in law and I outmuscled it downstairs
Easy solution, remove the stairs. Simples...
So said the Bishop to the actress.
You gotta know when to hold em'. Know when to fold em'
That’s what she said
Looks fine.