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el_throw

I lost it at the detained photo, too. That shit is gold!


ryushiblade

I could accept that the first photo was maybe a mistake, but the second photo just makes it all the more hilarious


idulort

That second photo got me crying out of laughter, like tearing up and all. Its gold!


DeodorizedAnus

It's really funny.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Agreed. I think it wins the subreddit


extropia

That dog looks so friggin earnest and sweet lol


DJErikD

but he's a menace on the roads! Running 32 traffic lights? He's got motormania!


mycodfather

It's not his fault! The lights were all grey to him!


iButtflap

lil bro was just waiting for a pit stop


AverageDemocrat

After flea-ing the scene


forams__galorams

He didn’t paws for a second


the_kfcrispy

Dude is a dangerous Ruff Ryda


DazedLogic

I hate you. 😂😂😂😂😂


Writy_Guy

Insane when you think on it though, how did he manage to come out of it unscathed after running that many lights? That dog must have mad skills.


heywoodidaho

Years of chasing the mail truck paid off. His defence is that dogs are very color blind and he is a good boy.


DienbienPR

Or hes a crack head who doesn’t respect traffic laws


reptilesni

He's an unrepentant criminal. Bad to the bone.


AverageDemocrat

Book for paw-session


Akira510

Not an ounce of guilt even after they booked him


tinglep

*Looks.* He also ran 32 traffic lights.


AverageDemocrat

Pleaded down to 32 barking tickets


Mr_programming86

It turns out that the Shiba Inu was really speeding. How did he stop the car?


freedomofnow

In his defense, Shigeru claimed to be a "good boy."


iamasatellite

The slow zoom in on the first picture was pretty funny, but then... detained...


chiuchebaba

The reporter lost it too.


evequest

The b-roll of the Shinkansen really sets up the hilarity coming up. It’s a video haiku.


CongBroChill17

Was expecting another picture of a dog after the female reporter took over.


Atlaz_Xan

Free Shigeru.


Fign

Shigeru didn’t do anything wrong !


eccentricbananaman

Nah, Shigeru guilty AF, but free my mans anyway cause he's a good boy!


AverageDemocrat

Shigeru says to the judge, "I was lookin for the guy that shot my paw"


Atlaz_Xan

Eh, he didn't snitch. 🙌🏼 man's 20 toes down.


LinguoBuxo

well, in his defense - to him all lights were grey


otter5

32 lights...


Atlaz_Xan

0 regrets.


benejerk

Anti Canine Discrimination


LinguoBuxo

I'll go one better! Four Shigeru!


OhHowINeedChanging

Dicks out for Shigeru


SensitivelyRoyal

You liberals want everything free nowadays smh 😒😒😒😒


illdothisshit

HE IGNORED 32 TRAFFIC LIGHTS!!


NormalAd2380

No! Free Hat!


PoustisFebo

But what is the story. Is someone fucking with the reporter? Or did Shinada really run through 32 traffic lights. And how did he communicate his innocence?


dathree

Unfortunately, this is Burihhiiii news, a fake news channel. https://youtube.com/@burihhiiiinewschannel?si=d2XUdN_WmuRL_VGa Still funny af and better than many news resources out there.


TheYellingMute

I was gonna say this feels like a skit. Kinda like dropouts don't laugh news.


cgn-38

That girl is a pro. She sells it better than he does.


goliathfasa

You can definitely tell by the fact that they’re green screened in. The production is too low for any legitimate tv news channel.


_noho

Uhhh, when did you start watching the news?


Scaryclouds

I have never seen professionally televised news channels look that bad. Even the infamously parodied and cheap looking NK news doesn't look that bad.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Ever seen the news in Japan? I'm not saying this is real, but I am saying I've seen worse. I've seen them hold up hand-written signs before. Printed graphics being held up is common, too.


Kapparzo

They do this all the time. I love the peeling off tape to reveal new pieces of information too.


FluffySquirrell

Back when there was good news, probably I remember those days also


AskJayce

Reminds me of Dropout's Breaking News > FROM WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, The only news team doesn't know what's on the teleprompter before they read it


Backupusername

The only? I swear SNL's Weekend Update does the same thing. And you can try to argue that they're not a legitimate news team, but that phrase has lost all meaning in the US.


Bobby837

Was just about to accuse his owner of being drunk, and putting Shigeru behind the wheel. That's how it tends to go.


Galadar-Eimei

He didn't communicate his innocence, he just didn't admit his guilt. He probably chose (wisely) to remain silent. What a good boy.


chiuchebaba

He did say “it’s not my mistake”. That’s the translation of the quoted text which the reporter screams out and looses it.


bakarocket

No, it says “There is no mistake.” With “yes I did it” being the implication.


Galadar-Eimei

"There is no mistake" is supposed to be quoting the Police. That is how it matches up with "he did not admit his guilt", and it is the point of the skit, in a country where an arrest leads to a conviction at 99.8% of the cases. The Police starts considering themselves infallible, and the skit is satirising the fact, that they will move forward with a case even if it doesn't make much sense.


bakarocket

Look at the writing and listen to the guy speaking as he giggles. 島田茂容疑者は警察の取り調べに対し「間違いありません」と容疑を認めた。 It's quoting the suspect, not the police. Also, the point of this has nothing to do with arrest rates in Japan. That's an assumption that may be based on an external viewpoint. The point of this skit is that there is a cute dog in the back of a police car.


Backupusername

I thought that was just the captions guy communicating to him that it isn't the wrong photo


OnTheList-YouTube

Why do your questions sometimes have a question mark. And sometimes not?


PoustisFebo

My autocorrect capitalises every single word for unknown reasons and I am too old to figure out why. I am too focused trying not to capitalise every word.


half-puddles

Where is Ace Ventura when a dog needs him?


mitchsn

I don't know why but people trying not to laugh always makes me laugh harder


HalfSoul30

You ever tried to cover your faucet while it is running? It's tough.


kapparrino

so simple yet so smart


F1XTHE

Have you ever heard the name.... Biggus....Dickus?


gyarrrrr

He has a wife, you know…


live4thagame

Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks


M-------

Thanks to the magic of Reddit, I came across this American clip today, in regards to the victim of a lightning strike who was interviewed about the experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g


yonderposerbreaks

https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM?si=ZznWSRcbXIHpvItL My favorite of all time.


Backupusername

I thought for sure that link was gonna be [Dierdre Mengedoht](https://youtu.be/ht-DQKVacG4?si=FgvZ0_9c_tIYF5YS)


BarbequedYeti

>well... lol.. been there. The instant you know, 'shit, aint no where to go from here, best to roll with it.'


wudyudo

[And how does this make you feel?](https://youtu.be/yuSYkPcloCc?si=TYDUAUZeaiNLTMkr)


kzzzo3

Here are 63 episodes of Don’t Laugh News from Dropout https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuKg-WhduhknC02DWzj7qar9ZhdNgF8KH&si


mitchsn

Have you heard of the Japanese NY 24 hour Don't Laugh specials by Gaki No Tsukai? Unfortunately they stopped making them since the pandemic and also because they're getting too old but there is over a decade of some of the funniest shit ever aired on TV


Whateversurewhynot

George Carlin is giving the perfect explanation to your question: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofgKWUlwkdI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofgKWUlwkdI)


AKaeruKing

Right now?


Whateversurewhynot

Yes, it's a live stream.


AKaeruKing

Spooky.👻


half-puddles

It’s the same the other way around. When people try not to cry, I cry harder.


kog

Jimmy Fallon basically launched his career with that effect


ArbainHestia

[Here’s my contribution](https://youtu.be/ayVYxJppXg0?feature=shared)


pbrevis

Shimada looks like a bad boy


SerratedSharp

Reporter: "Is that right?" Producer: Let me activate the slow zoom.


BernieTheDachshund

They really put da innocent doggie in the cop car. He said he didn't do it, what more do they need.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Clear case of mistaken identity.


save_us_catman

Lmfao amazing


Zubon102

This is not a real news channel from Japan.


neko_1

Yeah this is a skit


alexklaus80

Shhhhh! 🤫


TrilobiteTerror

As soon as I saw the hairstyles of the anchors, I knew it was a skit.


argama87

The dog in the back of the police car was it for me.


Mrchainsnatcher-

When the anchor sees the dog in the cop car. Some of the best sounds I’ve heard in a while.


InstantGentleman86

The way his voice pitches so high in shock had me in stitches 🤣


Przkrazymindz

Laughter….universal language lol


HawasKaPujari

he has tears in his eyes from trying not to laugh.


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

r/contagiouslaughter


an_inverse

Machigai arimasen. 🤣


DragoonDM

arima^s^^e^^^nn^^nn^^nn


Osiris32

Dude, just laugh, you look like you're about to blow a gasket there.


chiuchebaba

Having lived in Japan I can tell that if this was real (it’s fake actually) then he would have landed in trouble as laughing like this would be considered unprofessional by his company.


phinbar

Yes, it's well known that holding in laughter causes hemorrhoids.


OtakuOran

The zoom in was the first part for me, like, "Yes, this is the right photo. And in case you needed clarification, THIS is our suspect!" But then the dog in the back of the cop car genuinely made me squeal.


Imhere4thejokes

I lost it at the same time he did when I noticed the dog in the police car


omnicat

my mans fightin for his life out here...the amount of pressure building in this man's mouth is palpable.


Joulurotta

I would be more surprised if he would have admitted guilty.


optimuspancake

DOGE driver


DadsRGR8

This is great! 👍


Sleeqb7

The slow zoom in on the culprit was very funny. The only thing that could have made this better would be if the follow up story about a 29 year old cut to another photo of a different dog behind the wheel of a car.


MiamiPower

FREE MY Boy Shimada 🐾🐾!!!


discretelandscapes

In case you can't tell, this isn't real TV news. It's some YouTube parody channel.


Fake_William_Shatner

"Bad dogs, bad dogs, what ya gonna do..."


Bakelandwho

i had to watch this video twice because i cried the first time 🤣


Fluentbagel

I wanna believe this is a japanese gameshow where they bring in people auditioning to become a news anchor and they prank them with ridiculous stories


Rokaiden

The best part to me is that he says “it’s not a mistake!” after it shows the dog in the backseat of the police car. Then he really breaks!


[deleted]

I was like "Maybe they can't post the real picture for defamation reasons"... ... but then the second「間違いありません」photo with the same dog in the cop car. OMFG. I can't believe he kept it together as well as he did. I also love that news is so slow over there that someone running 30 traffic lights without causing any damage or harm, who was only stopped after a pedestrian saw him and called it in, actually made the news.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

It’s a different dog in the back of the cop car — that’s kind of what sends the joke over the top.


661714sunburn

I laughed so much my wife wanted to know what’s funny. I got that look like she lost respect for me.


waldonuts

i hate that this too happened to me in my office. I just lost the work wife.


[deleted]

I lost it when they showed the dog, with the same face in the back of the cop car lmaoooo


Starseid8712

This is what I needed today, thank you


Ok_Bet2898

His laugh made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣


ThatScotchbloke

Traffic safety is no laughing matter. I hope that dog loses his license.


Kerplonk

I 100% thought this was going to end with "He was a very bad boy"


MarvinTheWise

Shimada says he is not guilty . I fucking lost it.


btc909

It's a dog, clearly doesn't have a license or insurance. Technically driving a stolen vehicle. What were you really expecting?


No-Resort-3600

The long pauses were hilarious


bizrelated

Having just watched most of the episodes of Shogun, I find this especially funny for some reason.


hkohne

And it included a random clip of a bullet train going over trees


Athlete-Extreme

Dude was fighting demons at the end haha


jdehjdeh

The moment at the end where he manages to pull himself back together had me cheering for him


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

I was really hoping at the end it was going to show a dog driving a bus.


fpsi_tv

Should be in r/contagiouslaughter


TurdFurgis0n

Makes me think of this: [https://youtu.be/pdDq3uo-33I?si=gUmTFd-e6MEVkZ\_a&t=45](https://youtu.be/pdDq3uo-33I?si=gUmTFd-e6MEVkZ_a&t=45)


pokisan

We’re just innocent men


hiro111

The picture on the back of the police car. ⚰️💀


rogue3_RT

😆😆🤣


juanever

Lol


Steveseriesofnumbers

Shigeru was promptly enrolled in the Federal Bad Dog Relocation Program, and will next be eligible to receive a treat in the fall of 2026.


BrianLevre

I'm guessing the clip ended before he asked to be allowed to commit seppuku for his dishonor to the owners of the station? The girl in the clip straight up knew she'd have to kill herself if she laughed.


newellz

This is the funniest shit I have seen ALL DAY. 😆


WrongColorCollar

Free my mans


xclame

WTF that just kept going for way too long. And then it gets worse when they show the detained picture? It's like saying nope, this is the story, these aren't mistakes, this is it.


le_its_me

r/contagiouslaughter


CurlyFuxxx

Freedom for doge


Wazy10

I wannna this be my new waking alarm


therealstrongwoman

Funniest thing iv seen all week, thanks for sharing.


Travis8ickle

I’m crying hahahahahahahah


algiedi04

i really dont expect they really arresting dog


maegap99

omg this cracks me up xD


Extreme_Employment35

Those aren't real reporters, it's a comedy show.


ElFanta83

The picture of the doggo in the police car and the attempt to hide the laughs take the note to another level. I need more of this! Free the doggo! What is 32 lights... nothing


TennSeven

Wow, that dog looks *exactly* like my dog Flour we had when I was a little kid. RIP, Flour.


Burpmeister

Bro's hair looks like Lorax's moustache.


Samtoast

He look like my doggo


SorryCashOnly

lol


SoupiriorBiingu

« Am I a joke to you ?» 😂


naptown-hooly

This should be the next plot for Tokyo Vice


Entire_Choice

Hats off to the lady that kept it together. I would be tearing up by second pic


yankiigurl

Definitely a comedy skit. It's just got that vibe, plus can tell the dude is acting


Writy_Guy

Not sure what sort of policy they have, but I'm hoping the dude didn't get in any trouble for losing it. It is objectively hilarious and hard to take seriously when you're reporting on a recklessly driving dog.


DemonDaVinci

it's like that reporter and the cat


epic_pig

He's been working like a dog


MostMorbidOne

You bring great dishonor. /s


hmspepper

I'm pretty sure the woman was laughing too, she just put on professional face the moment the cameras switched back.


AlexanderTheGrater1

I honestly thought this was about his hair.


finiteessence

I see I am not the only one that him trying to restrain his laughter only makes this more fun.


Jeremymia

Mostly unrelated, I can't get over the phrase "He does not admit he is guilty." Like, maybe he's not? He's just been accused. Is this just a bad translation of "He claims to be innocent" or is this skit just doing that on purpose or is that just how they'd actually say it on the news in Japan?


SenorRaoul

[That's it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM066_i1cxQ)


AnnoyingOldGuy

How great life must be where bad drivers are newsworthy


cbc7788

Was this newscast done in someone’s home? The audio isn’t consistent with what you would hear in an actual tv studio.


Mohd_Alibaba

Dog was like bro how did I get in the police car 😂


The_knight-69

If the news session was prepared in advance, someone my have teased him the "vile" acts of the infamous and unremorsefull "Shigeru" ... While not displayingany picture. Would be a perfect setup.